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edit Naked Gun 2.5

~Jewriken.GIF 21:34, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
Now that's the classy way to do it! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:37, Nov 30

edit Greetings.

Have some compulsory pointless talkpage spam. Also, welcome back. I think I might have missed you. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 23:54 (UTC)

Yeah, I have a tendency to duck when people throw things at me. It wasn't a bad shot though. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:50, Dec 1
Aww, you're so adorable! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 13:47 (UTC)

edit Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 03:27, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

haha you were fired retard --Redundantunderuserwithhisslutwifeandretardedchild 10:32, December 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I never learned to speak fuckwit. I'd ask what you mean, but since I just banned your ass I'll just have to live without that knowledge. I think I'll manage it, somehow... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:07, Dec 4

edit 'Lo UU

So that Scraggle article. It's really funny. Is Soggy gonna nom it or can I? Oh, I did you see Socky and my untune feature? I finally contributed in a non-pictorial way, YAY! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:47, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Sonje, good to see you. Congrats on the feature - you'd have got my vote eventually, but work is a bitch right now and I'm just not getting the time I want. Again! As for Scraggle - if you like it, do what you will - iz wiki, to quote someone or other. Sog seems to be busy, and may or may not have forgotten about it. I do think it's about 5 times the article with those images in it though, so thanks again. Now, gotta go before my boss sees me doing something that isn't work! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:22, Dec 9
Or, to put it another way, I'd love it if someone nommed it, but I never like to ask - unlike some! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:26, Dec 9
I tend to ask before I nom cause I've nommed a few unfinished articles in the past. I'll nom it soon as I get to a pc, editing on my phone is a nightmare. Good luck dodging your boss. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:33, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
I have NEVER asked to be nominated. Never. How very dare you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:36 9 December 2010
There speaks a guilty conscience. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:35, Dec 9
you ask anyone! I am as humble as I am Talented!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:33 9 December 2010
OH!rian! I've missed u! Stop disappearing like that. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:46, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
I just listened to your song -- It's awesome. Though I like Miley. And this is just my latest attempt at returning and claiming my former glory. I don't have the excuse of being busy any more as I am no longer employed. but i have sat down and tonight I shall write something humorous even if I have to drag it out of me kicking and screaming like a bloody foetus. man, that horrible image.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:58 9 December 2010
Socky and I have done 2 Miley untunes. He has a terrible Hannah Montana fetish. And I actually wrote a few lines, so improvement all round. If either of u ever feel the urge to do an untune collab lemme know, its lots of fun and I'm on holiday also so I gots lots of time. Glad ur back Orian, its not the same without u! -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:27, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Oh I'm sure it hasn't. I haven't been the same either, I've written less and gotten fatter.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:51 9 December 2010
You can do something about one of those things: WRITE SOMETHING! I want to see a new Orian work, have done for ages! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:34, Dec 9
Oh sure, just write fourteen words a day and you could lose four stone in a week. Sure like that's gonna work...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:20 9 December 2010
Why not? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:10, 10 December, 2010
I honestly don't know, it makes even less sense than I intended.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:11 10 December 2010
Er, what? Sense? Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:37, 10 December, 2010

edit The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticeXBox 16:17, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Shameless pleading

UU, the UnSignpost will reach its 100th issue on the 23rd of this month. I was hoping to knock some kind of retrospective together for it, my reason for bugging you is thus twofold. One could I have a quote about the UnSignpost for the UnSignpost? Rest assured I will then edit it mercilessly until it agrees with what I have written. Second of all could you find something similar to this for it? Or at least tell me where I could get a decent image for it, since that image announces that you are to blame. Would appreciate any assistance you could offer --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:28, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Jesus really! I've been away far too long.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:54 12 December 2010
You're such an attention whore Orian... I think the signpost should have new weekly section dedicated to me, my opinions and advice and the 100th issue being themed in a Sycamore fashion.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:00, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
Heya Syc! I'm back look at me! Also I think the signpost should have a daily section dedicated to me, my opinions and advice and the 100th issue being themed in a Sycamore fashion cos he is way more stylish than I am.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:03 12 December 2010
You both already had a biopic and you want more?? Though the SycamoreSignpost has a certain ring to it. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:06, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
What you mean I haven't had another in my absence? You've really had that many noteworthy users. I am appalled for some reason.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:08 12 December 2010
The OliSignProst gets my backing -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:10, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
Well everything gets your backing you big fag, you back right into it and ride on its dick making feminine noises and sweating and, gasping for air and...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:12 12 December 2010
AGH! The apostrophes! They... they slay me..
Also, you guys are going about it all wrong. What we need is a signpost dedicated entirely to cats. Kingkitty would do, but with more cats. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:14, 12 December, 2010
More cats than king kitty? keep an eye on her, guys, she's fucking crazy...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:29 12 December 2010
'Lo Chiefy - not sure I can, actually. I mean, obviously I can make some kind of image, but not the same as that. I've got a shiny new computer since I made that, and I don't have that font any more. Or the original image file. I might be able to run something up, but TBH were I in your position, I'd be off to Sonje's talk page with a smile on my face and slight pleading in my eyes. As for the quote, I'll get right back to you on that, because right now, I have to dash. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:45, Dec 13
An adroit suggestion UU with just 2 minor drawbacks. One we don't have any defensive shields and two we don't have any defensive shields. --ChiefjusticeXBox 09:48, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
OK, that quote: "Boringly, I love the ol' Signpost, and will probably return to it one day. I may not have created it in the lab (Cajek and Skull take all the credit there) or have written any of the best issues (that was probably Gerry). But I have written the most issues, across 3 separate stints on the paper, and sheer quantity has to count for something, right? Anyway, I'm glad to see Chief continuing all the proud traditions except late delivery, and am idly wondering how long it'll take before he too crumbles like a dry reed in the face of its relentless news-hunger". Lengthy, I know, but that's always been my style. Hope it helps. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:27, Dec 14


It's called Captain Nimblestone, do you like? I think I may have lost it a bit towards the end but I'm hoping the rest is so good that nobody notices. I have a review request if you have the time... :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:52 12 December 2010

Time? Hmm, let's see, I expect to have some of that around (checks watch) 2013. Shall we say June? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:26, Dec 13
I'd be willing to wait 3 and half years for a well considered humorous and gently critical review. But Chief said he'd do one in the next two days.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:38 13 December 2010
I quite enjoyed it. Needs tidying up, and some issues of pacing sorting out, but there are chuckles a-plenty, and it's a fun read. Oh - it also, unaccountably, might need a small proofread. But nonetheless, it does my heart good to see new funnies from your good self. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:48, Dec 15
potential feature somewhere down the line then? I'll leave it a few days yet before I re-read it and then edit. but thanks glad you like it. nice to be writing complete works again.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:50 15 December 2010

edit And now because Orian is Orian and proud!

Just because I made a few typos on your precious talk page does that mean you have to humiliate me in front of the whole wiki -- and, indeed, the wider world? Just because I'm not the single greatest speller in the history of the written word doesn't mean you can single me out in your snide little summary box. I HATE YOU!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:56 14 December 2010

Also what did you think of the previously mentioned article?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:56 14 December 2010

Also also, I really don't mean to disregard the details of the Inglish language like I do (except for just then obviously) and I am deeply sorry for any offence caused :(    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:56 14 December 2010

Also also also, I really like the pattern I've got going here.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:56 14 December 2010

That edit comment had a lot more to do with me being me than you being you. It's a curse, and a terrible affliction, actually giving a shit about spelling in today's society. It's a difficult cross to bear. Do not feel offended, pity me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:23, Dec 15
Also, I will have a look at that article soon. Honest guv. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:23, Dec 15
Oh "it's a curse" -- "it's an affliction" -- cry me a fucking river gramps -- you just think you're better than everbody else what with your wordyness and learnerditity! Well your not. you're old fashioned and out dated gramps, deal with it!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:09 15 December 2010
and ta, i think you'll probably agree with Cheif, but for now I think it's no bad. Gov.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:09 15 December 2010

edit Welcome back, good sir

You're active again! This makes me happy. :D Not being able to edit your userpage makes me less happy, though. :( Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:42, 15 December 2010

Semi-active. I'm still busy IRL, just not insanely so right now. And it's good to see your well-turned heel, Socky. Finally: good point, well made. Edit away! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:46, Dec 15

edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

--Magic Snow man 04:00, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon

The subject of this article is such an ass hole that he won’t even thank you. He told me to do it. Hey, fuck him! But, thank you!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:27, Dec 18

edit hi

Well, our co-work finally got featured! Thanks a lot for your help! PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 11:58, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

No problem, glad to help. Particularly interesting timing, given how the Ashes battle has suddenly swung, don't you think? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:56, Dec 19

edit Can you help me?

I think I need to archive our VFD archives... (It says it should be three rows only) I've found this, Uncyclopedia:The Archive Archive, and Mhaille did in no way help me with that. But when you edit the archive template all the archives are there from 1 till present. I have never done this before, but I'm hoping you'll make my first experience memorable:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

It's a HTML comment thing. See beside the first archive, there's a <!-- thingy? And by the last archive that doesn't appear, there's a --> thingy? Well, just move the --> thingy down a <br> or so, and Bob's your Auntie's live-in lover. Hope that makes sense, wasn't patronising, and was as good for you as it was for me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:52, Dec 21
Yeah I just worked that out, I am a spaz.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:54, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
Another prob, should I put the old archives into the main archive, or are they just hidden all the time?--Sycamore (Talk) 15:56, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
No worries, I have done far spazzier things in my time. Old archives? Leave 'em where they are - anyone with a pressing need to find them should get a life will probably be able to think of at least 5 different ways to find them. As to the archive archive, I have never seen that before, and it looks so out of date, I'd be tempted to VFD it due to extreme pointlessness. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:58, Dec 21
Well I've learned something today, and my life is that little bit richer for it. Thanks again, and please find more time for Uncyc, we need you;-)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:01, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:54, 23 December 2010

edit Ahem

There are various members of the community you appear to have neglected re Xmas blockage? An ip that's definitely not a semi-regular contributor. 10:49, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

I didn't have time to ban all those who deserved a Christmas ban. I had a ball pit to play in with UUette. I'll ban you for Easter, or something. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:28, Dec 26
Well fuck. I asked for a ball pit!!! Also dude, hope you're having a good christmas, I'm still around, just distracted by "Enslaved: Odyssey to the west".    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:05 27 December 2010

Merry Christmas, Mr. Squiggles. Or... whatever I meant to say... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:08, 25 December 2010

edit Well spotted?

Where the hell is that picture? Of a spotted well. I want to use it in a conversation I'm about to have with Puppy but I can't find it. I'm sure it had something to do with your/MrNs fish puns article. And I checked your eleventh Archive and I couldn't find it. and it's all so much for me! /breaks down into tears/ /cries/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:52 27 December 2010

Orian is a cunt. --Inebriated 05:55, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
I remember the fun you used to have with my cunt. (Oh my god Ineb is still here!)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:58 27 December 2010
Well spotted.. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:45, 27 December 2010

edit Participation Template

Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:23, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:30, 30 December 2010

edit Barbarians

Thanks. The problem was that the original page Barbarian was shit, but wouldn't let me move The Barbarians (which was a crap title) to it. But all is well now, i think --Sog1970 16:25, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I could have done a huff and move, which may have been a better option, and I'm still considering. Watch this space (but not too closely, you'll go cross-eyed). --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:27, Jan 4

edit UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! on VFH

Hey I just wanted to tell you, I changed some things about the article and was wondering if you would like to read it again. If your vote is still no then that's fine with me. Anyway, here's a list of things I did to it:

I made all the images 300px (except this one and this one which were much too big at 300px), I tryed to make the transitions much smoother, added two pages, a couple images, moved the page to a shorter name, and got it proofread (good this time).

So maybe you could read over the article again. And like I said, it you still don't think it's a feature that's fine. But don't be afraid to change to an Abstain, because anything helps. --Tophat headless 01:52, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry man, still not my cup of tea. Still, kudos for trying, and good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:20, Jan 6
Hey like I said, that's fine. Anyway, thanks for atleast reading again. --Tophat headless 23:28, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit Don't know what your plans are...

But if you are not entering PLS this January, would you fancy being a judge? If you'll excuse me now I have to go watch Step Up again as it's my Number 1 film. /me Breast pumps himself away along with Michael Jackson moves--Sycamore (Talk) 12:33, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

TBH mate, my plans at the moment are sketchy at best. I have a couple of seriously ill family members to care for, while still trying to find time for my wife and daughter. That takes pretty much all my spare time these days, so this place is necessarily taking more and more of a back seat, although I really don't want it to. I just can't guarantee I'll have the time to judge - I can't guarantee any time at the moment! I had to back out of judging TAW last year for this very reason. I'd love to if I can, but if you can find anyone else at all, I'd go for them, as they're likely to be more reliable. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:48, Jan 11
Pfft, where's your inner sociopath? Thanks for getting back to me, hope you'll be back soon. Hope everything goes well for you:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:54, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:13, Jan 13 2011 UTC

edit WTBF

I worked out a better way to do it. Castle is now one game-specific template, main page, and one sub-page. Would you prefer the 50 page version?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 09:09, Jan 16 2011 UTC

I have no clue what you are doing there, but my apologies, I thought it was something else entirely. I really need sleep. Also, while you're here, how's my favourite antipodean canine? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:40, Jan 16
I'm good, but you know that page you restored... I actually wanted it deleted. Long story condensed into short form - A game like Castle can now be done by anyone who wishes to rip off my code in just 3 pages. (Which I think is a good thing.)                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 20:52, Jan 16 2011 UTC

edit Um...

You voted 11 times, UU. I'm pretty confident that is one too many votes. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:50, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my remark above about needing sleep. (Thanks Dex). --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:15, Jan 17

edit I meant to ask

How is Miss UUette? How old is she now? I'm thinking more than 6 but less than 12 months, but then I have to do calculations to work out my own age. Is she pulling herself up on the furniture and gotten to the stage where she crawls so fast you have to jump every 5 minutes to grab her back?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 10:45, Jan 17 2011 UTC

Aw, she's great - a ray of beaming sunshine amongst some serious chaos at the moment. She's 11 months, and shows no interest in crawling (she can push herself backwards with her arms at speed, so reverses anywhere she needs to go) and is concentrating on walking. And shouting, She likes to shout while walking. And wave. And dribble, of course. All at the same time, for preference. How are you though? A safe distance from the floods, I hope? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:53, Jan 17
I have family members who've been affected - cousins and stuff - but I don't know how badly yet. There's a storm cell over most of the North of the state that may end up coming this way, but it's hard to tell how likely it is and how much is the media trying to get local interest. If it does come this way I'm fairly buggered. My house is in a bit of a valley and we've had floods at this place during normal heavy rainfall.
The most interesting thing about the floods so far - from my perspective anyway - is how people have reacted. The most gorgeous story I've heard is that the asylum seekers who are being detained in Australia have been donating what little funds they have to the victims of the floods. These are people who have near nothing, fled their home countries in fear, ridden in conditions that you wouldn't put cargo through, come to a country with such a low population density, and then been detained and vilified by the media and the government, referred to as "illegal immigrants". They have absolutely no reason to feel that they owe anything to the people of Australia, and so much of a need for support themselves, and yet they are giving what they have to help others. There's is something so wonderfully humanizing about it.
Political rant done. My middle son was one of those that tried walking before crawling. We actually discouraged it because apparently the crawling action is important for intellectual development - something to do with the hemispheres of the brain connecting. But I do remember that he could manage a decent rate of knots doing the backward crawl thing. None of mine were shouters - which sounds adorable from an outsiders perspective though.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 21:01, Jan 17 2011 UTC
Hey UU, what about new pics? Haven't seen those for a while. Also, I need to drop you an email, I'm starting a new "tour of duty" in England, and by Jove I will find a "business" reason to get to you at one point or another. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:53, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
I came here to thank you for your vote on HowTo:gointothelight (thanks!!!) and find this wonderful discussion going on, full of life and charity. I hope your family came out all right, Puppy, and that the people who are helping for no reason other than seeing fellow beings in pain gain some respect for their efforts. A child I helped to raise when he was around three never did crawl, I was told, but rolled everywhere. He hit on something faster than crawling, and used it! Aleister 22:15 18-1-'11
Puppy: hope your family is all OK. As to the shouting, it's adorable from a parent's perspective as well, and also quite useful - you can easily tell where she is, and if it stops you know she's trying to eat baby wipes again, and can stop her in time. Glad to hear you're not affected so far. Might be time to invest in a rubber dinghy, or a canoe, just in case... Adversity so often brings out the best in people, and from what I encountered while I was over there, there's a lot of good in Australians to bring out!
'Dillo: I've emailed you already. As to pictures - when I get time! You'll understand when you read the mail...
Al: you're welcome. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:22, Jan 19

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:13, 20 January 2011

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:41, 27 January 2011

edit Hope aren't ditching We Didn't Start the Fire.....its a work of art.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Most kind. But it was sitting there, untouched, for months, and I had absolutely no clue how to add to it. Perhaps in-joke experts like Mn-z and Socky could help, but I dunno, I liked the idea, but just couldn't finish it. Not for the first time. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:24, Jan 27
To be honest I'd not touched it because what you'd done already was so good... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I'm sure, if I tried really hard, I could squeeze some kind of double entendre from that. Anyway, I'll put it back, but lord knows when anything will actually happen to it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:01, Jan 27

edit I would like you...

To ban me for 30 minutes, with the line, "Do your homework, you lazy bastard!" Would you be willing to do that? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 16:31, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Happy to help! --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:35, Jan 27

edit You're right

I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking... contributing and all. I do apologize. —rc (t) 08:36, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

n00b!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 12:12, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:35, 3 February 2011

edit Weeaboo

I noticed that another user has questioned the deletion of Weeaboo. Since you are the administrator who most recently deleted the page, I thought I should bring the discussion here. Is there anything you would like to mention? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 02:46, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Nah, we'll leave the discussion there. I've responded. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:41, Feb 8

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:25, 10 February 2011

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:13, 17 February 2011

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:45, 24 February 2011

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:09, 3 March 2011

edit You're Loser

Per Forum:The Great Administrator Mixup: Vote for your temporary admins here, you are barred from using admin powers for the duration of March. I suggest vandalism as a new pastime. —rc (t) 18:12, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:14, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Happy Belated Birthday

I just read in one of those UnSignpost thingies that it was your birthday a couple months ago. Congratulations and stuff. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:35, 16 March 2011

Are you my Uncle Alan? Because he's always about that late with my birthday. In return, I'm pretty sure it was your birthday in the last 12 months or so, so congratulations right back atcha! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:27, Mar 24
Well, come back soon, Undie. We all miss you. I got you a retirement present.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:06, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:12, 17 March 2011

edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:13, 24 March 2011

edit Happy Bell-end

You know you want one. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Right back atcha! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:36, Mar 25

edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

edit UnBooks:The_Revelations_of_St_John_the_Divine_of_Woking

Ok as regards the reverts. Having read the article, I think perhaps you don't have to follow Revelations too closely. It is after all a ridiculous book with enough overkill in it that if something like that was written for Uncyclopedia, it would end up on VFD! I liked the set up here and the Motson commentator trying to make sense of what he is watching but I then felt that aspect was somewhat overwhelmed. Perhaps it would work better with an UnScript approach in the middle and perhaps the addition of an 'expert' with Motson (as this is a live game after all). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:21, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hi Romartus, thanks for the feedback - as someone whose opinion I value, I'm grateful for unsolicited extra comments! However, I'm hoping to keep it as an UnBook - I did consider making it an UnScript, but I think that would necessitate a different approach, and I want to keep it a monologue, as the original is. I may well look to "Motson up" the second half a bit, but when it comes to not following it too closely I'm not sure what I'd strip out - I've already left out swathes of it, and what's there are the bits I thought lent themselves to parody while keeping a sense of the story (such as it is!) I'll wait for a full review before making any significant changes, but will definitely take your thoughts on board. Cheers! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:00, Apr 5

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

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edit Pee

Just read some of your Revelation article - it looks great. I'll do you a review if no one better at that sort of thing comes along soon. I should warn you that I am notoriously shit at that sort of thing, however.--Sog1970 09:43, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Sog, considering the esteem in which I hold your work, I'd be thrilled to get a review from you - however "shit" you may consider it. Any honest feedback from yourself would be a big help. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:05, Apr 8
I too was just making some preliminary notes for a review, but now Socky's gone and nommed it. Ah well, there wasn't much to say anyway, the only gripes I have (if you're interested) are the joke about his balls being itchy and the joke about them being pwned, neither of which seem to fit in my opinion. Instead of the pwn one it would be nice to see something actually related to football (eg. "playing to win"). The ball one can probably just go, unless you can rework it so it's more fitting with the topic. In any case it's a terrific article; gets my vote. --Black Flamingo 18:32, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit What you didn't know about Mario & Luigi

I tried to change some things according to what you said. Anyway, if you still don't like it enough to go abstain' or better yet for I understand. Thanks. --Tophat headless 03:07, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry man, but as far as I can see, the things I said still stand. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:42, Apr 13

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

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