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I prefer the smell of the downtrodden masses I walked over to get where I am today, if that's all the same to you. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:34, Aug 16
Oh I missed it...Damn. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:42 16 August 2010]
Talking of smelly downtrodden masses - how are you doing Yettie? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:45, Aug 16
Ah, as smelly downtrodden messes go, I'm doing well. I have an article on VFH, for the first time in long! I won't link because of your rather Victorian morality about whores (you know most have no choice?!). Things are well. Things are very well actually. On site and off. My real life has, metaphorically, had hiccups. Although, I recently had hiccups. It was not fun, I can tell you. Talking of not fun, how are you UU? —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:54 16 August 2010]
Oh, you know. Boring my way through life as usual. How did you cure your hiccups? A shock? A cold key down the back? Drinking from the wrong side of the mug? Or just leaving them to run their course and giving everyone a good laugh in the process? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:08, Aug 16
I paid a friend to stalk and mug me, with shotgun. That did the trick. I suppose you class that as "shock". Problem was, he took my wallet and I never saw him again. Ah well. At least I got rid of the hiccups! —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:16 16 August 2010]
Ah. I see. You went for the easy option then. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:36, Aug 16
I did indeed. £60 and three credit cards later, I'm not looking back! —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:53 16 August 2010]
Three credit cards: because you can never have enough debt? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:56, Aug 16
Luckily I have a few spares! —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:18 16 August 2010]

edit Hey there

Umm, well I just sort have wanted to apologize if I annoyed or offended you in some sort of way. I've never been spoken to by an adult that way other than my parents... and it freaking feels weird... And listen, i understand life can be tough, but trust me, if I brought my life's anger to this site, I would have made you feel suicidal :P.

Anyways, you should never truly forget the past, but instead, leave it behind, and bring it up when it's necessary.

In the end, i can tell you're a nice guy. And i aint no troll or some idiot that wants to piss anyone off so lets just say that today is a new day, and i got a fresh load of piss in my bladder (which just turned 15 today, hint hint) that i really got to load out on piss needing articles!

Oh on that note, remind me to flame HELPME for updating the review chart but leaving my review out... now that i think of it, it may have been purposely. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:13, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Oh man, sorry about last week - you know when you have too many things going on and too little sleep? Having a kid is a wonderful thing, but teething is hell. Anyway, you seem like a good guy, Happymonkey, and as I said, it was just that your sense of humour and mine weren't clicking last week, largely because I was so strung out on caffeine trying to stay awake that I couldn't spot a joke right in front of me. So let's forget last week ever happened and just get on with fun stuff. Just don't go calling me an adult, I'm a bloke - we never grow up! =D --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:20, Aug 16
Ya that's just like my dad -_-". And i understand, i got a little sister, and even though I wasn't a parent, her crying used to keep me up! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:48, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Hey! OK...I admit it...I was too lazy to add any new reviews to the table, and just checked the ones Chief put there... (But can you please be patient? It's not as if life will end if your review isn't checked for a few days. I might go do that right now, but I might go have dinner. And then play video games. The point is, I have stuff I'd like to do, too.)--HM (T) 02:19, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
Hold on, teething is hell?!?! I vaguely remember an email claiming the otherwise, so I have that one to look forward to eh?!?! I'll just go sulk in the corner now Also, two more days and I'm in the holyland meeting up with the littleun after two weeks! He probably doesn't remember me at all the little bugger ~ Mordillo where is my INBRED? 08:04, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
The first tooth was fine, and UUette didn't give us any problems at all. So we kind of got lulled into a false sense of security. We think there are about another 4 trying to come through at once right now, which is causing her a certain amount of discomfort, to put it mildly. I have to say, I can't imagine spending 2 weeks without her - you must be crawling up the walls to see him again! And I'm certain he'll remember his daddy! The banstick is such a giveaway. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:11, Aug 17
You think that's bad? Picture being one of my parents. My teeth cam in so out of line that they were messed up when they were baby teeth let alone my permanent. My parents said that they literally had no sleep whatsoever because i would constantly cry and cry and cry, more than the average baby. They tell me that if I thought my sister was annoying that i would go insane have to live with myself -_-". Have you ever tried power naps? My dads friend takes them every day since he has to get up in 5 in the morning for work. In the middle of the day, if you get the chance, take a ten minute nap, it does wonders. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:23, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, disappointing. I thought you said UUettie, as in a merge of Yettie and UU and was like OMG IT'S ME, but no, instead you're just talking about that child of yours, again! Jeese. It's like you created life, or something. My parents tell me that I made up for being a quiet baby in teenagerdom. You've got that to look forward to yet, UU! —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:25 17 August 2010]

edit huffing

Oh you huffed Justin Bieber. Completely understandable, but you mentioned a copy? I would like to have it, i usually have my own copies but i just happen to not have Justin Bieber saved -_-".

Ya sorry, i got caught up with things and completely forgot. But i plan to finish it. So i would appreciate if i could get that copy thanks! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:46, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

There ya go. Have fun! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:13, Aug 16
UU, do you not think that sometimes you are too easy-going, friendly, fair and cool about everything? Once in a while get stressed and flip out, you know? Like for example, here's a great chance. You could have just replied "FU!" and banned happymonkey for troubling you for. For a month or so. But no, instead you're more than willing to helpful. And - worse - you're happy about being helpful. It's like you're trying to, or something. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:43 16 August 2010]
I know man why don't you ban more often? I mean cmon, that was a perfect opportunity...wait, me? Don't ban a guy on his birthday! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:01, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Buck_rogers_(song)

Any chance of a copy of this please? Cheers. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

See, here's the thing - I'm happy to give you a copy, but any deleted articles that are restored get moved to userspace. for this to happen, you need an account. So: get an account, come back here and let me know, and I'll drop a copy in your userspace pronto. Deal? --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:11, Aug 16
Out of interest, since IPs have their own userpages, what happens when you put an article in an IP's sort-of-userspace? Wait, IPs do have userpages don't they? —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:46 16 August 2010]
Numbers don't get pages. Silly Yettie. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:07, Aug 17
But, but but...but!INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:26 17 August 2010]

Sorry thought I was logged in when I made that request. Yeah that would be ace, cheers! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Steven9000 (talk • contribs)

Hey, don't forget to sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~). Cheers! —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:53 17 August 2010]
Here y'go. Let me know when it's finished, and we'll look at moving it back to mainspace for you. Have fun, and drink cider from a lemon, lemon, lemon... --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:08, Aug 18

edit ありがとうございます

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:01 18 Aug 2010]

edit Can't help but noticing

That HowTo:Play Russian Roulette is in your favorite articles thing. I like that article too, and also think it's one of Leddy's best. Just sayin'. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:32, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

I agree, it's a good one alright. What you may not have noticed - partly due to the <choose> tags on the thing, mostly because I just added it - is that ol' Titshugger is on there too. I meant to add that a few weeks back, when I came across it randomly and remembered how much I enjoyed it, but your appearance here just reminded me. So there you go. Nice of you to drop by, by the way. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:58, Aug 18
Thanks for the Titshugger appreciation! It's always good to stop by on someone's userpage and find out that someone likes one of your articles. If only TheLedBalloon were here to know how much you liked his article HowTo:Play Russian Roulette. Oh well.
Also, I guess I'm not really one of those people who just stops by on people's talk pages often, so yeah. Hey. How's the kids? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:07, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
Tell you what - get yourself a South Park pic, and I'll credit it properly! Kids? I only have one, and she's enough of a handful right now while she's teething thanks! How's you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:13, Aug 18

edit Russo-Japanese Thanks

edit I made the league

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:31, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

And it's your turn to pick. What luck! -RAHB 23:24, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Did someone say "pot luck"? Blast, they're cottoning on to my strategy! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:09, Aug 20

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticePS2 11:53, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Re:Try Again

Fine. Can you look at my article, Pee Review it, and nominate it? Its called HowTo:Kill Yourself In Just 5 Minutes, and really I want this to become a featured article.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 13:31, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

How about you put it on the queue properly, and wait for a review? I really don't have time to review an article right now, and I won't this weekend either. And I'd only nominate it if I thought it was good enough after that review. And, having a quick look at it, I can tell you right now that wouldn't happen. Have another look at HTBFANJS, a quick read through UN:LIST, and another look at your article. Then try making it less of a short, listy page with bad spelling, and more of an article. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:39, Aug 20
If you put it on Pee review I'll review it. Unless you're a sockpuppet. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:29 20 August 2010]

edit Er ...

This Achmed isn't a sockpuppet, is he? I swear I saw this somewhere before ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:09 20 Aug 2010]

Hmm, it's possible. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:15, Aug 20
That self-nomming thing is also extremely suspicious stuff. Either he's a sock or he's just some really unfunny user, which is a thing we really shouldn't have around anyway. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:56, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
An unfunny user who just does not seem to grasp how Uncyc works. At all. On several pages I've tried to tell him things but he's ignored me, as far as I can tell. He also comes across as quite rude, I think. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:36 21 August 2010]
We should have realised all along that he was a sockpuppet. You know why? Achmed? Part of the repertoire of Jeff Dunham, a rather tasteless ventriloquist?! Yeah, I know, he's more clever than we give him credit for. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[22:45 21 Aug 2010]
Well, that's if he is one. Otherwise he's not and I'm an idiot. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[22:55 21 Aug 2010]

edit The League

Well, first you need to A) be sure you have a Yahoo! account, and B) be signed in to said account when you attempt to join said league. I'm gonna assume you have and were, though. I think what I'll do is invite you "formally" via email, which should work, though I'll need your email address. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:11, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

uu_rocks, I believe. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:15, Aug 20
You do rock. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:31 20 August 2010]
You have rarely been more right. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:32, Aug 20
Also, a helpful link from Cheddar: [1]Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:33, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Ta. Kick and Rush FTW are ready to take the league by storm... --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:25, Aug 20
British invasion! —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:29 20 August 2010]

edit Joyeux Noel

caef224128a08122eb237010.L._SL300_AA120_.jpg Thanks for voting for Evan Almighty!
Hopefully you'll enjoy this free* existing** copy of Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations audiobook.
--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:44, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit I'm about to

Leave a message on socky's talkpage about this (I only chose his cause I saw him first, don't worry it's not favouritism (as such) ). But I was just popping by to remind you about it. When you get back on Monday, will you have a chance to write your section perhaps? Thank you.

On another note, I hope you don't mind that I've taken to stalking your talkpage. What with Orian gone and most of the group gone, I'm left with no choice, you see. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:33 20 August 2010]

Doubt I'll get to my section today, but seeing as you're giving it some attention I'll give it a shot as soon as I can. As for stalking my talk page... Join the queue. This talk page has always been the place to be! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:29, Aug 23

edit Hey there ya wank

Just popping by to say thanks for voting on my Propaganda article:-)

--Sycamore (Talk) 15:49, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

No worries, yer dour Caledonian git that you are! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:30, Aug 23
Hurls sheep parts and Frankie Boyle in your general direction... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Does your curly perm and shell suit not get in the way? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:45, Aug 23
Is it abnormal to be scared more of Frankie Boyle than of sheep parts? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:32 23 Aug 2010]

edit Saw your input

... here but just to let you know nobody has a Special:Watchlist tab/button anymore... now you have to know stuff to know this. (They have this wankfest Special:Following instead.) Cheers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 07:51 (UTC)

Eh? I've got a watchlist? And tab for it. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:00 22 August 2010]
Well, everybody still has a watchlist but as far as I've seen it's no longer in the "tabs" of any browser I use. (What makes you so special you have a tab for it? It's those mafia connections of yours isn't it?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 17:49 (UTC)
It's right up there in the top right. My most frequently clicked link, probably. You don't have it? —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:51 22 August 2010]
No I do not. (I'm not bitter... wait, yes I am.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 21:26 (UTC)
Oh that's a bitch. Maybe it'd make up for it if I sent you a complimentary Mafia whore? 100% guaranteed sexuality. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:31 22 August 2010]
I have a watchlist, therefore everybody does. This logic is infallible. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:31, Aug 23
You genius is unworldy. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:01 23 August 2010]

edit Tis your turn to draft

Might I recommend Joshua Cribbs - WR (Cle) as the silliest name available?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:57, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Whoops! Just kidding. Give RAHB a few minutes, then it'll be your turn.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:58, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
I don't know how long that few minutes actually became, because for a rare change I wasn't home between the hours of 6 and 11 pm. However, now it's your real turn. Are you a real man!? -RAHB 06:22, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
I honestly don't know why the rest of you are still bothering, it's clear my policy of partly-random picks with a slight bias towards interesting-sounding names is going to leave you all trailing woefully in my wake! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:34, Aug 24
Thanks for the recommendation Brad, but I found a guy with a good name and a beard. In my system, that's a royal flush, right there. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:34, Aug 24

edit Remember that baby collab we had going?

Seem we made a good job, Mordillon is very proud of you. ~ Mordillo where is my INBRED? 11:19, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I seem to recall it. Turned out OK, didn't it? My mum actually chuckled so hard she sprayed coffee on her keyboard when she read it. Better start thinking of next year's collab now, eh? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:22, Aug 24
Something about RAHB's penis no dubot. ~ Mordillo where is my INBRED? 11:27, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Nappy

I know, I read the talk page (I read the article too for what it's worth, probably the first feature of 2010 that I've actually read). I'm on holiday right now, hence my recent inactivity (that comes straight on the back of my old inactivity). Just thought I'd drop by so we could talk about the importance of the British language and all the words we use for baby related paraphernalia that they -- Americans -- have changed.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:03 24 August 2010

Sorry, you come by here, cause me to have to correct your spelling 3 times, and you want to talk about the importance of the language? ;-) Look, language changes - fact. Otherwise, we'd alle be speakinge like thy fool Shakespeare. English, as a language, is built on absorbing words from other languages. Otherwise we'd have next to no language of our own. And diaper is slowly gaining currency over here. Deal with it - there are more important things to worry about. Bet you pronounce harassment as harassment, rather than harassment, which would be the correct British way - one change by our Yank chums that next to no-one's noticed, and everyone's absorbed (except my mum, who objects to it every single time she hears it). Without the Yanks, we wouldn't have the word "moron", and I think we can all agree that would leave the language poorer. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:11, Aug 25
Yeah. I know.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:59 25 August 2010
how you getting on anyway?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:01 25 August 2010
Fine and dandy. Apparently, Yettie's taken to stalking this talk page because you're not around enough. How're you doing, anyway? Struggling with this unaccustomed "work" malarkey? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:30, Aug 25
You should be grateful that Yettie is hanging around, I mean what are you without a young fag clinging to your talk page like a puddle of cum? And work's been OK. It's this holiday that I'm on at the minute. Mum and my sis are constantly at each others throats my dad's been in and out of hospital getting this ugly boil attended to there was a horribly expensive wedding involving a cousin I don't really like and there's very little internet and even less porn and I miss my xbox and I had horrible sickness/diarrhoea virus and I JUST. WANT. TO. GO. HOME!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:24 25 August 2010
Sounds like every family holiday I ever went on, to be fair. Actually, sounds like your next article too. Go on - write about that! (When you get time, of course). --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:29, Aug 25
I guess it could be, it just really isn't funny. I was working on this though, thoughts?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:46 25 August 2010

edit The following preview is the only thing standing between you and the feature presentation, bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:51 26 Aug 2010]

edit It's your go in that thing.

You know the one. -RAHB 23:29, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Why it matters

Race you to 30?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 01:48, Aug 27 2010 UTC

Oh man. No! I am between bouts of inspiration right now, so that would be as much of a race as it was between me and Orian. And I only challenged him because I wanted to see him write more. And we all know how well that worked. Besides, you'd beat me but good! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:20, Aug 28
Inspiration is still at low ebb for me, as is time. I've got two big projects on the cards, and finishing touches required on another, but they're taking backseat to a big project I have in RL.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 15:15, Aug 28 2010 UTC

edit Sorry...

...about the whole picking for you thing. What happened was, I came over here to your talkpage, saw the vacation template, looked at the page history and saw something about "just in case" in your edit description, and thought it would be best to pick for you. I reasoned that you probably wouldn't have put up the template unless you definitely weren't going to be here, ya know? On the bright side, you getting a backup kicker and defense were, value wise, probably the best picks you could have got, plus there were no players with interesting names worth taking at that point anyway. That doesn't mean I'm not sorry, though, so yeah, sorry for jumping to conclusions. Please don't come to my country and murder me? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:05, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

I'll only do that if your picks cost me the entire thing. Seeing as all my picks will probably do that long before they ever get a chance to, I'd say you have nothing to worry about! I'll definitely have the next picks whenever they come up though. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:16, Aug 28
For some reason, I thought the two of you were Americans. Who am I wrong about? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:55, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Never mind. I just developed the ability to read userpages. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:56, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
UU's as British as a gay person is gay. —INBRED WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:41 31 August 2010]

edit Thank You

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:47, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Last one!

Woo! Finally. Your pick sir. -RAHB 04:18, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!


Thank you for the great belated birthday present! (Yes, August is my IRL birthday, I just hit the big 4-0.) Here, have some cake.
-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:14, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit odd question, but

I added something to qvfd that is currently on PEE queue without realising that the PEE queue template asks us not to do that. (Changes happened while I wasn't looking.) My review of it, evem though it was not a complete review, is that it was NRV and therefore QVFD. I can't QVFD due to PEE, but I don't want to waste time PEEing on NRV. So, short of me doing a full review, removing the template as a review is done, and then nomming for QVFD or VFD, what can I do? (More than anything else I'm trying to trim excess crap out of the PEE queue, hence the reason for coming back to it.)                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 11:46, Sep 3 2010 UTC

Which review/article is it? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:49, Sep 3
UnNews:Hobo flips off et al.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 22:21, Sep 3 2010 UTC
I'd check it's been here more than 7 days, then VFD it. Especially since, judging from the talk page, Zim might put up some kind of fight if it disappears without good reason. Personally, I've reviewed worse before, so I'll leave it on the queue awaiting a review unless and until it gets deleted, but if it does go, let me know and I'll remove the pee request as well. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:50, Sep 6

edit UFFL 2010 Kickoff

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Rush and Kick? What kind of a team name is that? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:18, Sep 6

edit This template's a bit long, but...

Archive 31, thanks for joining the official Nancy Drew Mystery Stories™ Fan Club!

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For just pennies a day, you are making a contribution that will slow the decay of childhood literacy in the developed world.
Kids, check out this never-before released installment of Nancy Drew!

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Thanks for your vote on Nancy Drew. Here, have some extra book covers on me. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 19:09, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit You be a scholar?

hmm? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:15, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:45, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks and Stuff

MonsterParty3 He may be dead but
Monster Party will live on thanks to your vote.

Hooray for crappy video games!

--John Lydon 12:13, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

You voted in support of antinatalism. The future totalitarian world government will make sure to have you sterilized. Thanks for participating in saving the planet! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:09, 13 September 2010

edit Oi

Hope you aren't pissing off when there's still things that need completing... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hey, given how long me and Dillo had the Roak Band article cooking, I'd say I'm still within SLA on that one... --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:54, Sep 20


Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:54, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit you got your self a dance!

Yo Under user, how ya doin'? Well it doesn't matter, 'cause however you're feelin' this will make your day just a little bit better.

Cyrex dance

Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

edit Trade

I offered you a trade in fantasy football. Check it out if and when you get the opportunity. Also, have fun with the family, and enjoy your holiday! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:50, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, never mind. Enjoy the rest of your holiday. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:20, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Teething

Is hell. And I counted on you when you said "crucifixion teething's a doddle" . ~Jewriken.GIF 20:07, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

Now now 'dillo, I always said you have to be brave when your wisdom teeth do eventually come through. --ChiefjusticePS2 20:11, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
Different babies seem to handle teething differently. The first my mum knew of my teething, for example, was when my first tooth just "appeared". No complaints. UUette was pretty similar, and so far, of 6 teeth, only one gave us any trouble. (That one was pretty hellish though). A friend's son, however, suffered and shared it around hugely. Sounds like your lad is edging in a similar direction. I wish you luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:54, Sep 20

edit Sabbatical

Very nicely worded "hiatus explanation message" - sums up my attitude to Uncyclopedia perfectly. Hope to see you back as a regular before too long, it won't be the same without you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:30, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

What he said, but far less gay. --ChiefjusticePS2 11:04, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
As if you could ever be less gay than me. We compared body hair last time we were naked together, remember, and concluded that I am by far the most manly. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:14, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
I was unconscious at the time, last thing I remember was you buying me a drink in the pub. --ChiefjusticePS2 11:16, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
I remember that night well - it was the only time I've ever seen anyone put a roofie in their own drink, you little tease. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:17, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit For once, I have to admit I wholeheartedly agree with an internet entity.

Despite seeing all the petty niggles behind the scenes for so long, this site still makes me laugh as much as anything on the internet. You're a good bunch, you know?

Essentially, you boiled it down to why I came back. I have spent time on various internet forums and in communities of varying sort and type, but have come to realise that though some people who use this site can be verbally abusive prime specimens of arseholes, the community as a whole is still the best one I've encountered on the internet.

I hope you'll have more strength to deal with the real life disturbances you have to go through than I've had, or still have, to deal with some of the things that have been going down the drain on my end. I'd lend you strength, but mine is almost depleted at the moment.

*hugs* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:10, 28 Sep

edit As a side note...

You had the gall to ban me while I was afk? Awww shucks! :P -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:56, 8 Oct

edit You won't be leaving Number 6...

You need us... the happy existence you've built for yourself can't possibly be satisfy your need for hanging around with the dregs of society on the internet.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:48, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Question about TAW

Sorry to hear about the news (I've been having a lousy year myself). I hope everything's ok. Will you still be judging TAW? MadMax 08:28, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Max, I hate to let anyone down, ever, but I really, really can't do this. Things are just a big mess at the moment, and it's all I can do to keep anything together. You'll have to find someone else. So sorry. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:12, Oct 11
Don't worry about it. Again I hope everything works out alright. MadMax 20:09, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

No one is pee reviewing: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Grand Theft Auto: Somalia. Can you please review this? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:09, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

UU is busy IRL at the moment and not able to review anything, speak to Lyrithya or Black flamingo11 if you want a review done reasonably soon, they seem to be the main ones working at the moment. --ChiefjusticePS2 16:37, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit I know you're not actually here and everything...

...but if you do happen to log on and see this, do you think you could go and vote for Chief on RotM? Or at least strike a few of the votes against him. The silliness over there has gotten out of hand (partly my fault). Thanks. --Black Flamingo 09:28, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

What is this, a seance? This ghost user only speaks through mediums and little girls with ectoplasm problems. But if the ghost does read this, it will notice that you are talk page whoring and now must do the opposite of what you ask, which means it is compelled to put its ghostly talons to work voting for you for RotM. Your Machavelian plot to obtain its vote is now complete (although by me placing this paid ad for BlackFlamingo the ghost is also compelled to vote for Chief. It's a paradox which can only be solved by a coin flip). Aleister 9:50 28 10
Do you know how I can reach any of these little girls? --Black Flamingo 10:09, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Sincere thanks


WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:32, Nov 1

edit Blackpool

How far do you think we are off having it complete, or at least in mainspace? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I read that as "are we having it off" at first, which was a worry. Anyway, I reckon it's a chapter away from becoming a glorious whole. Something to tie the ending into the rest of it. I had a vague idea to do with donkeys and donkey shows and them being so disgusted that they were actually involving children in what they assume will be sick practices that they run for the hills. However, I'm not entirely sure that's actually funny (see my userpage comment about not being funny right now), and it's finding the time to write the bloody thing that's really doing me in. I so want to come back and write and all that, but I barely have time to switch on the computer these days. Speaking of which, I have to run right now. Nice to see you! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:57, Nov 3
Well I'll try most things once....oh sorry, yeah, right.....don't worry about whether other people think its funny or not, as long as it makes you laugh. The whole idea and sections you've added are quite brilliant, it probably only needs a little more of the same and its done. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Actually, I go and say that, and then I notice the chapter you added which pretty well does tie the ending in. Hmm. I like it. If you want to mainspace it, be my guest. I'd like to add a few tweaks if I get time, but as I may have mentioned, I'm a bit pressed for that right now. Love your work, as always. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:19, Nov 3
Cough! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Fast work. I nod appreciatively in your direction. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:08, Nov 3
There's still room to squeeze your donkeys in, as the Nun said to the Bishop... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
When the muse returns, perhaps. As the curate may have said while he was watching them. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:22, Nov 3

edit If...

Probably. But I'd take a parachute. *hugs UU* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 16:48 (UTC)

A parachute! If only I had thought of that. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 3 November 2010
Yes, why didn't you? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 18:39 (UTC)

edit Trade

I've got a trade proposition for you in fantasy football. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:56, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm listening. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:24, Nov 4

edit Congratulations

...looks like we have a feature on our get back to work you lazy bugger.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

A pleasure to work with you, and experience your assured touch first hand. I'll be back when I'm back, and not before. When I'm not having to work like a caffiene-swilling beaver IRL, probably. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:28, Nov 9

edit The Wait

Not often that I leave articles without links but I had done the same thing on one of my recent articles as Mr Thinker had one The Wait. As an exercise in writing it almost felt too pure to sully with links and shizz, maybe Mr Thinker had the same thoughts. Its not his best work, don't think it deserves all the against votes it has received...its a funny old game writing for a humour wiki... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

edit Aww! D:

Sad to hear about your IRL stuff. Hope everything pans out or gets better. I recently found myself redundant so I'll be having some more time on my hands for the foreseeable future (that's spelt wrong I'm sure) so I hope to be writing more -- or hell something -- very soon.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:51 16 November 2010

Hey dude, good to see you. Sucks to hear about the redundancy though. I've been redundant before, and it's never a good feeling. Keep looking - there'll be something else out there for you. My IRL is fucked up right now, it's true, but you just get through as best you can, you know? It helps to be able to dip in here occasionally and have a laugh. Really hope you do write something soon, that's always something to look forward to. Cheers! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:17, Nov 17

edit Thanks!

Thank you for your vote on Bed! Appreciated. Although since you are not here the vote may, of course, have been someone using your user name, and if you ever find out who would do such a thing please thank them for me. And I read your Scraggle yesterday, very good and unique. Are you satisfied with it. and if so, why isn't it laying triple-letters across on VFH right now????? Aleister 1:18 17 11

Hi Al, I think I may be sort of sleep-editing in a Tyler Durden fashion. I also think my sleep-self has better dress sense than me. That may be who voted for your article. I'm sure he enjoyed it. As for Scraggle, it's one of the first things I wrote on the site, and I think it shows. I wanted the confirmation from Chief of what I suspected - that it needs a little attention. When I'm gonna get time to give it that attention is another thing. I might ask Sonje for a little help as well, if she's about. Glad you like it though - hopefully you'll like it more when I tweak it a little! (Although if you wanna nom it or anything else, you are a free individual, I'm told. Stupid democracy). --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:23, Nov 17
Apologies. I hadn't realised Scraggle was one of your articles. I checked the recent history and saw the image request but didn't go further back in the history to see who the original author was. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:18, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, no worries - I had just decided to give it the love it has needed for so long, and planned to spend some quality time with it shortly, only to see you snuggling up to it instead! To abandon that metaphor as clumsy, you're more than welcome to adjust it later, when I've finished my own tweakage, but until I see where I'm going to go with it, it's a waste of time making those kinds of changes, as I may take out or re-write completely some sections. See what you think when I'm done, which I hope will be in a day or two. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:57, Nov 19

edit Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticePS2 14:36, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:04 (UTC)

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