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edit GRAPE CAPE RAP

TAPE--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:31, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Big mistake. I don't ask much on my talk page, but nice though it is to see you Doc (and it is good to see you), that is one of the things I ask people not to do. And I'm very serious. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:36, Jun 7
Sorry about that old bean! I actually didn't notice that part of your talk page instruction. I just saw the archive action on recent changes and knee jerked because someone always beats me to it. I was long overdue for my first ban but didn't want to actually offend anyone to accomplish that - so sorry! ;-) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:26, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
I had something actually witty planned for UU's archive- oh well, I must watch his actions more carefully next time...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 03:25, June 07 2010 UTC

edit VFH

Since you're removing items, Death is both ineligable and has been renamed, and Padddy is working on the new version, so the entry is invalid in about six ways. Thanks. Aleister sans chains 12:06 6 6 MMX

edit Bah

Sorry 'bout that. It seems i've forgotten where to stick various things in my absence. Read into that as you will. I'll make note to re-read all the shite and instructions we have at the tops of pages in case i've forgotten anything else! BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jun 9, 16:02

edit I'm confused and terrified!

I was directed here upon learning that the article "Rowdy Rod's Big Bible-Based Book Of Birds N' Bees For Bible-Believing Boys" had been, as you folks say, huffed. Do I want a copy back? I guess I do, though I'm not really sure what the hell is going on.--WiWiJumbo 07:26, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Look here.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Thanks there

A smurf was about to make love to my behind, but you intervened just in time. I am truly grateful. Thanks for sticking up for me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:37, 16 June 2010

No worries, I am the Wiki's number one choice for anti-Smurf molestation protection. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:37, Jun 17

edit So, When did you choose to become left-handed?

Just curious cos, I mean, it's not really normal is it? Also, life? going good?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:01 17 June 2010

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handed people are in their right minds. Or something. I'm a weird lefty anyway - I write left-handed, and play pool left-handed, but play racquet sports and use scissors right-handed. It's like I can't commit fully to the left-handed lifestyle. And life is OK, if a little sombre right now - just attended my Gran's funeral (actually, she was left-handed too, now I think about it). Very proud that she got to meet her great-granddaughter before she passed away - she always wanted to be a great-grandmother. Sorry to be a bit of a bringdown, but you did ask. How's you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:41, Jun 17
I eat my food with the cutlery in the wrong hands, but for everything else I'm righthanded. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
OMG, Mhaille on my talk page twice between archives? Is this a sign of the repocalypse? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:47, Jun 17
much the same actually. My grandfather died recently aswell so I have to go to wales next week for his funeral. Still can't quite get back into the swing of this place, and I have a job now so I'm always tierd and grumpy. just thought I'd drop by though see what was up. sorry to hear about your gran. She must've had some really good innings, though, considering how old you are. :P    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:50 17 June 2010
/hugs UU and Orian. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:54, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
Orian dropped by and didn't even talk to me? I'm sad now...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 04:56, June 17 2010 UTC
You said you don't want me touching you so here. /hands HELPME baby lotion and a box of Kleenex. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:59, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
You touched that, so I can't use it. I don't want to get an STD.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:11, June 17 2010 UTC
Dude. Losing people sucks (even though my gran was 95, she just seemed unstoppable). My thoughts are with you. As to getting back into the swing of this place, sometimes you click, sometimes you don't, you know? I've had a few periods when I seriously thought I'd done all I could here and wasn't going to come back because I couldn't get into the mindset. Then something happened, and I clicked again. And ended up writing some of my best articles, now I come to think of it. Don't worry about it, you're still the funny guy you always were, and you'll fire again, just don't try to force it! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:34, Jun 19

I use left-handed mouse and touchpad. I play football prefering kicks by left foot. I open bottles with left hand. But I write with right hand and play darts with right as well. I was ambidexterous lacrosse and pool player. Am I weird then?. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:53, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

No more than me. Actually, that's not hugely helpful, now I think about it... --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:34, Jun 19

edit Hey

I've been absent for some time. However, I've seen you had done a fantastic job with Mark Robinson. I laughed much. Great, great work. So, is it done yet? Let me know when it's finished. Cheers. (And sorry for my rusty English. I've seen that you sent me to learn to spell :P Well. Fast fingers :P)

PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:49, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Glad you like what I've done Ptok - I'm nearly there, hope to be finished this week. I'm enjoying it; as I said, I loved your ideas, and I'm trying to keep as many as possible. And don't you dare apologise for your English, it's very good for someone who isn't a native speaker (I speak not a word of Poloish, and until I can speak your language, I will never ridicule your abilities in mine). --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:38, Jun 19

edit So I was all like hey and you were all like bitch what's up and I was all like shooting you in the knee caps for calling me a bitch

You remember this right? Just wondered if you were fit to apologise yet?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:40 22 June 2010

Never apologise, never surrender....what are you, French or something? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
*BANG* *BANG*    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:43 22 June 2010
I never apologise for anything. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. Also, what? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:04, Jun 22
Shup Nigga' I, like, aint taking no shit from you!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:30 22 June 2010
Oh, I finished ME2 a while back, BTW. You've probably forgotten all about it, but as I've had to steal short plays in between looking after the bairn, I'm only now on my second playthrough. And it's been improved a lot by the patch that speeds up the scanning, let me tell you. Also, as you suspected, none of my team died. I am somewhat of a perfectionist about doing everything I can first time round. And it is indeed a fine game. But a Human Reaper? WTF? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:16, Jun 22
oh brilliant! =D I still haven't got that achievment yet Jack and miranda fell out and then the miranda died. couldn't resolve it either because I'd been more "grey" with my choices. I've done a bit on my third play through as an evil woman so hopefully I'll get it this time because I really wanna see the proper ending. On an xbox break at the minute anyway. old one is threatening to die so I'm gonna sell it to someone and upgrade to the slim model which is out soon. will probably go back to ME2 and play the DLC bits. Haven't played it since it was patched either, so that'll be fun to see. Impossible to forget about though -- it's a complete epic. currently been playing my wii and going through the metroid prime series again -- fuck those games were immense!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:08 23 June 2010
with regard to reaper, I have no idea. I suppose the reapers in their infinite wisdome decided to model their scary monsters on the scariest monsters in the galaxy. Or some other pathetic sci-fi metaphor. did find it a shame that the bug men used to be the protheons though, I kinda liked them.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:16 23 June 2010

edit Here's some personal info about me

I'm 18. My real name is Carl. Um... I have like five or six hard drives that I'm not using. I'm watching CNN. My mother wants me to wake her up later. And I like you. A lot. No homo. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:55, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

You say that like I didn't already know. Did you forget that, as an admin, I have access to Mordillo's unrivalled spy network, and as such know more about you than you do? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:03, Jun 22
Then can you tell me why she left me? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:05, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
Because they're all the same. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:08, Jun 22
Because you had just paid her, and she had another client waiting in the other room. Aleister 12:12 22 6 MMX

edit Nice edit summary ;-)

I assume my recent contributions are unlikely to be deleted as vandalism on this project. I may contribute more, with purdy pictures in the near future. Does the project use categories?  ;-) — Rt Hon. LRC (non-MSP) / Humbug! 13:07, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Categories? You need to talk to the expert! As to deletion for vandalism: as long as you don't break the rules, you should fit right in. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:17, Jun 22
Yes, you can ask me anything. Also, the answer is "yes." I'm glad I could be of help. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:22, 22 June 2010
You're obviously talking to the wrong people then. You need to talk with these guys. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:22, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit How's it going

I havent talk to you in a while. I really don't see you alot nowadays.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 14:53, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

That's at least partly because I haven't been here much - my new daughter now takes up most of my free time. How are you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:17, Jun 22
I told you to wear a condom. But did you listen? No. Little bastard.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:23, June 22 2010 UTC
Bitch, get off my turf!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:35 22 June 2010
But it's so nice and artificial!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 11:55, June 22 2010 UTC
Get. Off. My turf. BITCH.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:56 22 June 2010
Did you even get my pun?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 11:59, June 22 2010 UTC
What pun!? Is this one of those american things when some one says you were being stupid you claim a non existent higher meaning that nobody understands because you're an idiot?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:01 23 June 2010
I don't think 'bastard' is a pun when you abduct a child is it?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 00:10 (UTC)
ooh hurra. child abuse jokes. I missed thouse.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:13 23 June 2010
Quick question: So you have six kids, UU? God your wife is such a whore. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:30, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'm doing fine, thanks for asking--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:12, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Twanks!

Tantra-Thanks

edit no really, i exist

damn it's easy how two months can go by when you're meaning to really try to come back to uncyc the whole time. good to see you're around, anyway. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:11, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, I gotta stop eating cheese before bedtime. I'm hallucinating a Gerrycheevers, whatever one of those is. Perhaps if it were to write an article, I'd remember? (Hope you're having a good summer Gerry). --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:07, Jun 24
I happened to drop by this talkpage and what do I see? I don't believe it! An actual Gerrycheevers! It's not just a creature of myths and legends, it's a real creature of myths and legends! Hi Gerry! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:48, 24 June 2010
hi sock! my summer has been ok. i'll try to at least get back to doing something, as i miss you all terribly. except for that one guy. you know the one i mean. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:28, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:43, 24 June 2010

edit Aid?

Can you please help me with this article? User:Joe9320/Princess Daisy. You deleted this article, so I'm getting you to help me fix this up. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 05:37, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Honestly Joe? No, I can't. I have no knowledge of, or interest in the subject, two vital prerequisites for me to write anything. Sorry. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:01, Jun 25

edit Since your looking like a Chinese court with the bans today, how about a soothing read...

Hey there UU, I hope you are keeping well and haven't gone on the traditional post-natal "Get the fuck outta here and pray to God that you dodge the child support bullet" and also remain ideologically pure. I wrote another abomination: Why?:Mads Mikkelsen does not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising, rather than have a full review any impressions would be very appreciated:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:41, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh crap, I totally forgot about this Syc, I'm not ignoring you, honest. I'll try to have a look tomorrow or thursday - giving me a reminder nudge would probably help. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:06, Jun 29

edit Cześć

Hey, shall I put Mark Robinson on Pee Review queue or are you going to work on this in nearby future? ;) PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:20, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

On a completely unrelated matter, I was in Poland this week for two days. I made you proud Ptok. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:30, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
Give me a couple of days just to finish tweaking the diary, Ptok, then do with it what you will. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:03, Jun 28

edit The list

Hi UU, just a minor matter. Next month I will be disappearing off on my holidays since the nothing I get up to most of the time exhausts me so much. The reason I'm letting you know is to see if you would be able to check Cajek's list for that 2 weeks or so, if you aren't able to and nobody else who knows how wants to, then I will just do the lot when I get back. Let me know. --Chiefjustice32X 21:34, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Chief, I might be able to do it while you're gone, since I'm pretty much a sure-in for ROTM. Of course, I might be getting in over my head, but I have LOTS of time to do nothing at all. I'm saying this because I think UU might be too busy- unless he's not.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 09:43, June 27 2010 UTC
HELPME - that would be handy. How about you have a go and I keep an eye on what you're doing? I'll be sure to point out any bits you miss! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:51, Jun 28
Well, I have a review of my own that needs checking...so someone besides me should probably do that. I'd be happy to do it, otherwise.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 08:13, June 28 2010 UTC

edit come on feel the noiz can i play with madnes

I win. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:57, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

WELL?!?!? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
You win, are you kidding? Necropaxx spotted what I was doing there months ago. If anything, you redefine the word "lose". --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:09, Jun 30
What? When? How? I'll kick your ass! I also bet that I change a diaper must faster than you! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:18, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Probably do. But I bet I do a better job! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:21, Jun 30
That's an easy one, you don't have a tool you need to control as part of the changing. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:40, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, but that simply means that extra delicacy is required... --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:42, Jun 30
You know what? I think I'll need to teach you a lesson. I demand a dual, with a baby of your choosing. My honor will be satisfied sir! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:33, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
The only Honor I am interested in satisfying is Honor Blackman, and then only back when she played Pussy Galore... --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:42, Jun 30

edit Hey dood

So, I'd like to contribute to the USP (or whatever it's going to be), but I feel like just dropping yarns and letting the rest be handled. I'd like to write a biopic about Shandon sometime. And a few others things. So if it's fine with you, might I just drop them off on your talk page from now on? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:29 Jun 30 2010

I'd prefer if you dropped them either in the press room or even directly into the latest issue (there;s alaways a link on my userpage). But I'd be glad of any contributions you have - lob 'em in and be thanked! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:04, Jun 30

edit Mordillo's and your ban-fest

Reminded me of a toy my eldest used to have. It was this plush star that when you squeezed it it played this tinny unrecognizable tune. It was one of his favourites, and I blame it for his lack of musical talent. It did what these toys invariably do and got stuck playing the same tune over and over. Tried hitting it to make it stop. Then jumped on it. Then hit it with a hammer. Then cut it in two with a pair of shears. Then dropped in a bucket of water and left it under the water for 24 hours. It still kept playing the same tune. If only they used that same technology on pacemakers...                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 09:39, Jun 30 2010 UTC

Oh we have a myriad of noise-causing implements, without which it seems my daughter's life would not be worth living. I am currently at the "still able to tolerate them and find her enthusiasm for them cute" stage, but I suspect this will not last much longer. Also, how is it that her baby gym plays 3 different tunes when activated, but she alwyas manages to keep rattling it until it plays the most annoying one again and again? It's like she's discovered that extra rattling acts as a "skip back to most annoying tune again" function. It's unerring. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:36, Jun 30
I have that tune stuck in my head. MAKE IT STOP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:16, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Hey - at least yours aren't old enough to put on Frankie Valley and ABBA on your stereo.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 13:18, Jun 30 2010 UTC

edit Fantasy (American) Football

Wasn't expecting you to sign up. Don't get me wrong, it's cool that you have, though. Perhaps now, through inadvertently being exposed to American Football, you will realize its wholesale superiority to the pathetic game you Brits and the rest of the globe calls "football" that actually involves men kicking balls with their feet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:14, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Oh I've had some exposure, if I'm honest. My school went through a brief but intense flirtation with it. Watched everything we could (and in the days before cable and the internet, damn that was hard), and even tried having a few friendly games over the local park with our limited knoweldge of the rules. These were of limited success, although my stellar career as a sort of de facto wide-ish receiver during this period included 5 catches from 5, three touchdowns and one big argument (over whether I was fully past the bag that marked the start of the endzone before being launched into orbit over the sideline by the biggest kid in the year - it was eventually decided I hadn't when he offered the argument that he'd twat me if I didn't agree with him). But that was *cough cough cough* years ago, and I never understood much of it then. I enjoy the pomp and circumstance for more than the sporadic action though - it always has baffled me, but in an interested kind of way. We'll see what happens. If a twelfth person signs up! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:20, Jun 30

edit Judge For Nastiest Meanest Thing to Say Contest

Hey man, I need a judge for this, I would do it myself but I already enter myself in the contest. Thanks--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:11, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Uh, not my kind of thing man. I'm nice. Try Mordillo. Everyone knows he's a big meanie. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:11, Jul 1
Am not. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:58, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Are too. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:03, Jul 1
Am not. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:15, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Are too. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:50, Jul 5

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--Chiefjustice32X 12:06, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit You know...

We never did write fear and loathing. --Sog1970 10:53, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, Mhaille has been prodding me on that just this week, and added an idea or two. It's here, if you want to take a look and add to it. I hope to give it some serious attention at the weekend, family permitting! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:00, Jul 2
I did write a quick summary and then lose it. I'll see if I can find it. --Sog1970 13:33, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit You Have a very strong badness about you

Says I. What you gonna do! Not ban me surely you wouldn't sink so low as to not ban me!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:48 2 July 2010

Er, what? Did your dad leave the top off his aftershave again or something? --UU - natter UU Manhole 06:52, Jul 3
I dunno either. I was fishing for a ban and tripped over my own words. It doesn't matter anyway, Chief banned me. He's a REAL friend.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:13 3 July 2010

edit Mind Voting for this

Mind voting for this. Appreciate it!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 21:14, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

OK, I was trying to be subtle last time, but here: Please do not whore your nominations. What I mean is telling everyone about something that is up for VFH, or anything else, really. In fact, UU even has something in his little talk header thingy asking people not to whore their nominations. Don't worry, it's a common mistake. I'm just letting you know that it's bad before you face UU's wrath.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 03:22, July 03 2010 UTC
Alright, I understand. You really didnt make it clear at first, but now I understand. My aplogies, I din't know that is an unwise thing to do.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:49, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
What he said. I do warn people nice and clearly at the top of the page there. If I find your article funny, I vote. When I'm active, I always check VFH. You'll have noticed that with your other noms... I know you apologised, but as I said, consistency is my watchword: everyone who whores on this page gets their ass banned. But I kept it short, because you apologised. --UU - natter UU Manhole 06:51, Jul 3
Told you I wasn't a big meany. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:00, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
I thought whoring was vandalism. Whats wrong with it?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:34, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Can I at least put crack whores on your page?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:42, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
People find whoring annoying, and I can kind of see why. Sometimes I intentionally avoid a nomination or simply plan on voting later, and whoring is a waste of time and bytes. So, the moral of the story: Only whore to your friends, and if somebody has something along the lines of "no whoring you ugly loser fuck" on the top of their talk page, DON'T WHORE THERE!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 07:54, July 03 2010 UTC
One of my biggest problems with whoring is that it can stack the deck quite heavily - people who haven't voted for ages suddenly go and vote for their mate's article because they asked them to, regardless of how good it is. And they ignore the other articles on the queue. I've seen some brilliant articles not featured at the same time as mediocre ones that were heavily whored catpulted on to the front page. Can't stop that, but I do not like it, and I'm not interested in being whored to as a result. If your article deserves my vote, it'll get it. End of. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:53, Jul 5

edit You Sir!

How about writing something together on Mass Effect? If I don't get someone to help me pull out of my laziness, Immma gonna never write no notin again. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:33, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, that puts me in a situation. As one of my favourite writers on this site, the thought of you not writing again would seriously depress me. On the other hand, I've thought about a Mass Effect article and really, really can't find any spark of inspiration for writing one. I just can't think of any way I'd be interested to write about it. Perhaps you could have a word with Orian? He had previously told me he was going to completely rewrite that article and stop it being a pile of suck. Then he did nothing. I need a nudge to get me out of my rut myself, but I'm not sure Mass Effect is the one. Tell you what - I liked the idea of User:DJ Irreverent/Magic, and he asked me to collab on it, but we never really got going, then he vanished. How do you like the idea of that one? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:57, Jul 5
Yeah, that looks like a cool subject to work for. Will take my mind of the Trolopedia this place has become recently. Let me know when you wahtr to start. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:18, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
Well, you know how I am with collabs - have a look at it, make an edit, and hopefully in about a fortnight's time it'll spark a new idea for me! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:22, Jul 9
See ya at 2012 then. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:34, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
It could even be a feature before the next Ice Age! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:35, Jul 9
Lies! I'm pretty sure I blanked the page and then never saved it. That was tottally a good start. Am up for trying to work some angles on ME, though I "did nothing" because my vaugue idea never fully formed and was rubbish anyway. seems everyone is just stuck rutting nowadays. I think I have an original Orian article that may work though: How's "UnBooks:Not Another Post-Nuclear-Apocolypse Novel" sound? I've read a rash of them recently so I can only assume everyone else has. Also I think I have a bit of a straight crush on Miley Cyrus. Am a bad person?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:23 5 July 2010
You have a straight crush on Miley? Sicko!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 11:36, Jul 6 2010 UTC
I'm not the one whose country tolerates ridiculouse looking plugs though, am I?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:02 6 July 2010
Of all the people you could have a straight crush on, you chose Miley Cyrus? I don't think I can ever talk to you again.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 07:28, July 06 2010 UTC
that's a good thing. My church group told me I need to cut SCUM like you out of my life anyway.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:39 6 July 2010
Sunds like a good thing. The article idea, that is. The crush - hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess. It would be worse if you had a crush on her dad. That would be wrong whatever your sexuality. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:55, Jul 7
What crush? I'm no breeder. I'd fuck anyone's dad before I'd fuck a Miley -- er, girl.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:07 7 July 2010

edit Please delete this article

Can you please delete Fnord and redirect it to Fnord (car maker)? The two articles are too similar. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 08:54, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

What, you mean delete an article we've had since 2005, and replace it with a redirect to your pointless copy? No, I can't do that. I can delete your pointless copy and redirect it to the actual article, and you make any changes you want to the actual article, how's that sound? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:01, Jul 6
One is a PLS-nominated-but-lost article, the other is just old. Otherwise, delete pointless copy. The actual article is a copy of my one.GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:46, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Wrong. You article is a copy of an article that has been here for ages. With very few changes. In fact, you might as well just have made those changes to the old article and had done with it. As it stands, it looks like a copy, and that's it. Which is probably why it lost in the PLS. And the most logical place for the article is under the original title, not under your version, which is a logical place for a redirect. I'd probably make your changes to the original, transfer the PLS tag across to it, and delete your version and make that the redirect. I'm not doing it the other way. Clear? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:16, Jul 7

edit Sir I require your aid.

My humblest apologies for this here interruption of you normal life, it has come to my attention that a previous article which I much enjoyed has been huffed by you, the note on it redirects me to this abode. The article in question happens to be Gantz-0, I would very much like a copy of it to be back. So how can this be resolved?-- Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 06:03, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

By suckling at the fruit of the magic anus.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:32 6 July 2010
Ignore the odd Scottish type there, I've restored the article and put it in your userspace here. I suggest you work on it a little there before moving it to mainspace - make it a little more presentable, and spend a little more time with HTBFANJS to make it a bit more amusing. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:53, Jul 7
Sure thing, I'll get working on it right away, thank you for your help. -- Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 19:20, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Look, just because I told you battered-mars-bar was a fruit doesn't make me instantly Scottish.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:10 7 July 2010
No, it's the fact that you're permanently fiddling with your sporran that gave me the clue. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:28, Jul 8
PERVERT! You shouldn't be watching me when I do that.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:31 8 July 2010

edit VFD

Can you tell me why and how the "no editing" thing got on VFD? Did somebody put that there? I can't find what's causing the problem.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 05:46, July 07 2010 UTC

It wasn't. It was put on Sawblade5's sig, which was then put on the page, causing the lock. I've removed it from his sig and given him a little warning ban. Should take care of it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:50, Jul 7
Ah - can't help but feel a tad responsible on that one. I pointed out to a few people in a few places how to do that trick - in fact it smells like my work, but in a bad way. I should have thought before screaming from the rooftops This is how to break Uncyclopedia. I apologise for any unintentional accessory to vandalism.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 11:50, Jul 7 2010 UTC

edit RE: So, that biopic

Done. And as Shandon's personal friend, this is more scathing and true than you may realize. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:17 Jul 7 2010

How about Brad? He just recently retired. A posthumous biopic seems fitting for him. There are, in fact, many forgotten oldtimers who I'd like to write biopics about, including Tompkins (he lives in Iowa with me; we are a glum lot) and Sir Cornbread (he held my hand during my first few months of Uncyclopedia back in 06 and deserves some disrespect if you ask me). --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:11 Jul 7 2010
Oh, and the Some user guy from way back in the day. Biopics head down nostalgia lane... --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:20 Jul 7 2010

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:49, Jul 9

Yup, looks like it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:50, Jul 9
You know.....you could probably get away with making UnSignpost a weekly rather than a daily.....unless you can get a load more writers involved.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Weekly? But what would I do about all the mountains of news that would pile up around my ears? I have a hard enough time deciding what to leave out as it is! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:29, Jul 9

edit Yet Another Worthless Award

Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:30, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit I never really said this, so..

I'm sorry. As an SK in PEEING, I should have known better than to book that for "a few days". I prevented others from being helpful. I won ROTM even, so I shouldn't do stupid things like this. I am held to a higher standard and I failed to live up to it.

And before you think I'm sucking up, you should know that I tend to beat myself up about stuff. The longer I go without apologizing, the worse I feel.

So, yeah. Sorry. Also, when you finally finish changing diapers all day, you should do a review! You don't want to take Boomer's title, do you? ;) (I know about all of this because I read award and talk archives in my spare time. I am a bored stalker.)--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:52, July 09 2010 UTC

You. Are such a queen. (Although I know exactly what you mean, I routinely get chewed up by the worms of guilt). And it's "nappies". Seriously. Fucking Americans.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:38 10 July 2010
I couldn't work out what you two were talking about then, and then I realised that you meant crap-bags                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 20:59, Jul 11 2010 UTC
I said my bit, gave the ban, as far as I'm concerned, it's done with. Unless you do it again. And I see it. Of course, if you're that full of remorse, you could always do the review! As for me doing a review, I absolutely fully intend to, when I get time. But I take at least an hour per review, so as to when I'll get a full hour to concentrate on a review... don't hold your breath. I agree with Orian on the "nappies" thing though. Diapers is a stupid word, and always has been. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:00, Jul 12
Yaya! I'm right!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:50 12 July 2010

edit Help needed

I'm just creating my first game, but I don't know how to create the subpages for the game. Do you just create a new page and link it to the article, or is there are a special way to do it? --Some Idiot Image002 05:37, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Simples: you go to the main page of your game, which should be in the game namespace, for instance Game:Your Game Name. Then you go the the address bar of your browser and, after the name of your game, add the subpage name following a slash, and hit enter, giving perhaps Game:Your Game Name/Hit Cuddly-Wuddly Bunny With Bunch Of Daffodils. Then you hit the "create page" option, and voila! Basically, the subpage is done the same as userspace stuff and the like: Pagename/subpage. Clear? Oh, and that pic in your sig is a little too big. Have a look at UN:SIG and make sure it's no taller than 12px high. Ta! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:56, Jul 12

edit Two things

  1. You know that a song was written for Celine Dion - shame!
  2. I forgot the second thing.

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 02:17, Jul 15 2010 UTC

I remembered the second thing... But you don't want to know the details.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:29, Jul 15 2010 UTC
I used to run a music quiz over the local pub. You really don't want to know the frightening amount of useless music trivia I know. Also, you're right. I never want to know details. They just get in the way. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:17, Jul 15
Funny - that's my attitude toward pleasuring a sexual partner.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 10:51, Jul 15 2010 UTC


edit Here's this thing

Villianc My plans for world domination are nearly complete now that HowTo:Survive the Titanic was featured!Thank you for your part in bringing about the end of the world.

The preceding unsigned comment was added by John Lydon (talk • contribs)

edit So...

...the Pee Queue is backlogged to fuck. When CW ends, you should send out one of those rallying calls to all the members of PEEING so there aren't, like, 35+ articles sitting up there. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:53, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Is this you telling people what they should do again Guildy? ;-) Seriously, I had thought about it. I'm just trying to find a time when I can do a couple so I don't look like a hypocrite asking everyone else to! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:11, Jul 16
Naw, I gave up on the whole "trying to tell people what to do" thing ages ago. There are definitely way too many articles that need to be peed on, though. Saberwolf did just come back, but I feel if we left the duty of clearing out the Pee Queue entirely to him he'd resent it to some extent. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:57, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Re one of your Top 10 of 2009 votes from January 2010

Better late than never, or at least that's the thought. (Sorry about the length of this, by the way.) Horribly belated thanks for voting 2001: A Space Odyssey into #2 of 2009! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:48 16 Jul 2010]

Voodoo Olive Oil? Feature this thanks template! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:12, Jul 16

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:53, 16 July 2010

edit Luke Perry

I enjoyed your Luke Perry article, and after running the page through that "Who Do You Write Like" and saw that you write like Moe Howard, am much impressed. It demonstrates what a good writer can do with a barren topic such as Mr. Perry. Nice work! Aleister 13:33 16 7

Hnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:54, Jul 16

edit Weegee

Hey although my page does say i joined in February, i only have really started with this site a few weeks ago.

I sort of feel that you were a bit harsh on me on my picture. I mean i was trying to make the thing look messy because that's how cat's face actually looks. I actually am good at Photoshop for my age but again i was in a hurry.

And i mean the i made the writing look better then the picture, because that was the whole point of it, it's not the picture it's the caption. And seriously, how does mine have -5 and the one below mine, which is stupid and terrible have +1!

And i know weegee and cats are common, but never together. Memes aren't original, but mixing them can be.

But anyways, whatever, just try to take it easy on the new guys will ya? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 18:30, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I was taking it easy - you should have seen the comments I got on my first VFP submission! People tend to be pretty blunt, particularly when they see a lot of jokey submissions (not unlike the one below yours, which is just a joke (and, as such, people are voting for it as a joke - they know it won't get featured; at least, I hope they do!)
Also, you missed an older user called Zombiebaron, who would probably just have voted against for it being "text-based" - the idea tends to be that the image should stand alone as a funny image without needing text to make it funny. I agree that in the context of all your base, the text is an integral part of the idea, but that's the way it is.
Further, it might not be a great idea to put up an image you did in a hurry, people do look for something to look half-decent if it gets featured. And that pic does look a bit slapdash. It does show you have a grasp of the basics, so that's promising, and hopefully you'll go on to create better work, but that, again, is how it is.
Also, while there can be original takes on memes, just slapping two together doesn't tend to be one of them - people would look for a more interesting or subversive approach, which would probably get you a better response. Don't ask me what - if I had an idea, I'd be making it myself!
Finally, good luck around the place, I'll always be friendly to new users with the right spirit, but I won't vote leniently for them - I'll try and help them if I can until they deserve the vote. Cheers! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:23, Jul 16
UU, in appeciation of you being so nice to Happymonkey, have one of these delicious cookies. Yummmmmm. These are some of the best cookies you can imagine. ummmmmm. Aleister 19:31 16 7
Actually i just said it was a hash comment cause it was a conversion starter :P. I knew you weren't being rude or anything. And i do now understand why mine got so...well denied, i was kind of confused, i mean i thought it was kind of interesting. But what ever. I'm only 14 and pretty sure most of the common users around here have much more experience with photoshop than I. To tell you the truth Ive only used it for less than a year! On that photo i was trying to capture the tearing of the original memes face...it didn't work out too well. I started to remake it to make it look better however, i feel as i must show that i am capable of...photoshopping....besides i got 100% on every project in my Cyber arts class, two of them being photoshop. But whatever...wait a sec ALEISTER THOSE ARE MY GOD DAMN COOKIES, I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOU TAUTING ME WITH THEM THIS IS IT HAND THEM OVER...long story UU, bottom line is that cookie your currently eating is mine *grabs it out of your hand*...Mmmm, man these took forever to make!--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 21:39, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Gunpoint2

Aleister, just give me the god damn cookies already!

edit Showdown for Cookies

Hello there Under User. Congratulations! You have been chosen to be one of our not-so-special judges for the writers showdown that will be between Aleister in Chains and me Happymonkey39. This will be a showdown were we give each other a name of an unwritten article and we must write as much as we can in 1 hour and 15 minutes. Then our 5 judges will choose which article is better overall. A template on how it shall be evaluated will be given later.

This showdown will be held at 10:30EDT, please convert the time yourself. At 11:50EDT each judge will review each article and chose which he finds best. The user with the most votes wins. And yes the prize will be cookies, the loser must give 100 cookies to the winner on the users talk page.

So are you willing to be an unhonorable judge? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:32, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit (no longer) URGENT

Main page vandals! They're ruining the Empire's defences! WikiaRox1337, JujuInTheSky, NotreDame1337. I'm sure you know about it already, but...MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:15 20 Jul 2010]

Cool. JujuInTheSky 01:16, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
Take that! Oh, and never mind, Sannse took care of it. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:32 20 Jul 2010]

edit Thanks!

For voting for Rolex. When it moved to the front page, time stood still. A day without ticks and tocks settled onto the world. All because of you! Thanks again, appreciated. Aleister 2:38 21 7

edit The r word

I bet it happened to you or someone you know, thats the best way to put it. Or you just hate it because it spreads aids.If not, then explain--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:39, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

I can't speak for UU, but I don't like it becausse it is an annoying and overused joke. Also, I am butting in, sorry. Also also, could you check my review on Cajek's list, UU?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 12:43, July 21 2010 UTC
Instead of saying the word I shall say this "Forced Sexually Intercourse" At least Im not saying the r word--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:48, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
I can just see the ban coming from miles away...~Jewriken.GIF 04:50, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Ban me for that? He said dont say the r word, so what he going to banned me for? Plus its called free speech buddy--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:46, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
You assume that this is a democracy? You think this is air you're breathing? Hmmm....~Jewriken.GIF 05:53, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
If it was ruled by me, it'll be a tyranny (Not Communism though. I despise Communist, they think they're all that but are truly a bunch of wussies) But Uncyclopedia has some sort of Democracy and some sort of Monarchy, so techinically I call that Uncyclopediacy. But the administators are a bunch of cruel, evil, money hungry tyrants (except you and UU). But we do have freedom of speech--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:07, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
That's what you think, serf. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 06:13, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
You shall never silence me. NEVER!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:15, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, to be picky, freedom of speech does not guarantee freedom to speak on Uncyclopedia. --Andorin Kato 06:49, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
This is the worst topic start I have ever seen. *shakes head* Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:42, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Your mom--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:43, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
I would agree with Woody, but he used to live close to where I am and then he moved to Ohio, so I hate him now. So I echo IWKY's sentiments. Your mom.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 06:44, July 21 2010 UTC
Stalking Guildy's talkpage, I see. Well, if you ever find the right girl, you might understand. But, lets get back to the case at hand, which is this awful topic. Can we go against the usual no deleting comments, and just burn this entire thing? I'm Symbol for vote For. it. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:51, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
I agree, let's get back to the topic at hand, which is Woody's failure to use apostrophes. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 06:53, July 21 2010 UTC
I agree with HelpMe.And Woody, I did your mom--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:55, July 21, 2010 (UTC)--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:55, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
BAH! Overrated. Next youll be wanting me to use commas to which I just wont do thank you very much. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:55, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
I, disagree, commas, are, awesome, and, should, be, used, as, much, as, possible.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 06:57, July 21 2010 UTC
Too many commas! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Keep doing that and I'll r.... um I mean Forced Sexually Intercourse you and eat your fucking liver--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:05, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Since you ask, I'll tell you. Yes, it's happened to several people I know, actually. Including 2 ex-girlfriends, one at the hands of her step-brother. I've seen first-hand how much it completely destroys a person, and can wreck their whole lives. As a result, I fucking despise with every fibre of my being all these people who over-use the word. It represents something truly hideous, and the casual use of it all over the place diminishes that in many people's minds, as far as I'm concerned. I hate the over-use of the word and, while I can't stamp out its use, I can certainly ban with extreme prejudice any fucker who uses it on my page. That a clear and comprehensive enough answer for you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:34, Jul 21
If you are answering awful, awful questions, I hear that your daughter poops a lot. Explain to me how the feces looks in great detail. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:35, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, I understand UU, but do we have free speech on Uncyclopedia.? Yes we do.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:51, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
No, we don't. Uncyclopedia is a private website; free speech rights only apply to the government. Too, this is UU's userspace, and he can control what's in it, especially with regards to disruptive edits. --Andorin Kato 18:53, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Dude, just a friendly suggestion. There's a difference between free speech and non-accountability for your actions. And also, most British peeps (not including UU here) couldn't give a stuff about the 50th proclamation of constipation, or whatever amendment this free speech concept comes from. --Matfen 19:41, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Free speech is a fine and noble concept, but there's a world of difference between free speech and acting like a twat to piss people off. I suggest you learn it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:35, Jul 21

But administators are still a bunch of cruel, evil, money hungry tyrants who care little for the weak, (except UU and Mordillo)--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 22:07, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit So UU

Good thing we have that collab going eh? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:12, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah, moving at our usual zippy pace with that one, aren't we? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:16, Jul 21
Shall I book a pee review for 2013? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:25, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Oh wow, you're picking up the pace? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:28, Jul 21

edit Hey matey

I just knocked up a quick "improved" version of the Giger counter image for that page, using his Baphomet painting which was the first one I could think of off the top of my head that could be easily changed into a handheld meter by chopping out the background. Now, I'm not the greatest photoshopper in the world, but I reckon you might be able to improve on it if and when you rewrite the article. What d'yer think? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:04, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

OOoooo, shiny! Looks good chap, ta! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:18, Jul 21

edit Thanks, by the way

For the Pee Review you did for UnBooks:Bad Romance. Very helpful! I put virtually all of your suggestions into the article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:39, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Just gutted you cauldn't wait for me to nom it! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:38, Jul 21

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