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edit Roley poley poo!

In your faces.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:01 2 March 2010

Morning Orian - written that awesome new article yet? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:02, Mar 2
No it evaporated, as ideas do whne they stop being brilliant. Not been overly well recently, either, and just can't quite get into the uncyc groove, you know?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:05 2 March 2010
Yeah, I've been finding it tough to get back here recently. Can't think why... Anything serious? Or just a touch of man flu? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:13, Mar 2
no, nothing bad, just this fluey-virus thing I can't seem to shake. I blame the weather. And God, he's such a kidder. Did I tell you I converted to Christianity? I think you should too -- it's a blast!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:18 2 March 2010
I am joking.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:31 2 March 2010
Your new article: gay man-flu. The flu, but fabulous! Get writing! ;-) (When you feel better, of course). --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:33, Mar 2
Every time you sneeze you say fabulous in Big Gay Al style?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 20:57, 2/03/2010
I converted to Christianity once. It didn't stick - although all the good young christian adults are really easy to seduce.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 20:58, 2/03/2010

edit The R word

I'm sorry if I annoyed you by using it in the past. Also, congrats on the cuddly toddler! FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:12 • Tuesday, 2-03-2010

Damn, you must be really pissed off at me, not even bothering to reply.. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:59 • Tuesday, 2-03-2010
Or I could have, you know, gone to pick up the new car... That was months ago Fredd, I move on. ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:38, Mar 2
Oh. Ok. Just sorry for being an asshat most of the time, you know.. And congratulatations on the new car that certainly has a tiny baby seat facing backwards on the back seat and one of those cool Baby On Board stikers! :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:02 • Tuesday, 2-03-2010
Baby on Broad - are you calling Mrs UU a broad?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 21:00, 2/03/2010
Bad puppy! Always embarassing me. Tonight you'll sleep outside. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:07 • Tuesday, 2-03-2010
So what else is new... sigh!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 21:57, 2/03/2010
Hey, let's send Puppy to the doghouse! HA HA! Gosh, am I funny. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:46, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit On the off chance...

...that you took my comment on UotM seriously, I apologize. I'm rarely meant to be taken seriously. The Man In Black. 17:16, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

If I'd have been taking you seriously, I'd have given you a serious ban time. Like a day. Whenever I mess with minutes and seconds, I'm not being serious. Looks like neither of us got the tone of that one quite right. Perhaps I should ban you again - would that sort it all out? --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:35, Mar 3
Well, if I'm going to get banned again, I'm going to do something to deserve it. The Man In Black. 18:34, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Egypt 1 - 0 England

But we'll lose in the end, anyway. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:30 • Wednesday,

See what I mean? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:38 • Wednesday,
We ripped you a new Suez Canal, mate. --nldr 21:54, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, the third goal is clearly an offside. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:59 • Wednesday, 3-03-2010
Sir, I've been to see Crouch play myself, and I could see that being offside isn't his fault. He's too high up to see where his feet is. --nldr 22:03, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
What puzzles me most is how the linesman did not notice Crouch's monolithic proportions in the offside. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:10 • Wednesday, 3-03-2010
Crouch tends to wear shorts during a football match. --nldr 22:17, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
I'm afraid I'm not getting it.. Anyway, Crouch and Wright-Philips are a great duo. England is going to make the final four this time. Go England! FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 23:17 • Wednesday, 3-03-2010
I got it nach, you're humour wasn't tottally wasted. Also hi Moosh!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:02 4 March 2010
i swear my user name is so good people intentionally misspell it out of jealousy --nldr 02:03, March 4, 2010 (UTC)
Explain it to me then. And yes your username is so good. Nachtlander in German means night land; the land where the sun never shines; an arse, am I right? Nah, kidding, I know it means reloader. Also, hi Orian! FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:46 • Thursday, 4-03-2010
I'm Ill, fuck off.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:32 4 March 2010
I've got some cold too. One minute it's snowing, the next it's 27c. Fucking Chinese weather control machines. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:37 • Thursday, 4-03-2010


Um, sorry I didn't edit it for a while. Can I have it back please? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:38, 5 March 2010

Oops, I didn't even notice it was yours, or I'd have shifted it to userspace for you. I blame a significant sleep deficit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:41, Mar 5
Ah, no problem. If there's anything I can sympathize with, it's a sleep deficit. And now, I'm off to bed, ironically enough. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:18, 6 March 2010

edit Wrex

Keeps getting shot all to fuck by the Woman, how do I stop this? You know, on the beach bit after you've lain waste to all those geth, the bug-eyed alien tells you that Seren has a cure for the Krogan genophage and Wrex gets all moody about having to go destroy it (which so far as I've seen nobody explicitly suggested). Ocassionally I get other speach options in black, but obvously can't use them. How do I save him, cos I want the achivement for going through most of the game with him. Also, have some Pleasanteries.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:17 5 March 2010

Oh wait, I'm grounded here so I don't think I'll be able to get the cheevo with him any way. Just gonna go ahead and do the main plotline then explore the rest of the game on my next playthrough. Still be nice to know though.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:42 5 March 2010
You need to have access to the paragon dialogue option which is the top left one in grey, and you can talk him round. Otherwise he dies in a hail of shooty death. As I recall from my game you need to be a pretty nice fellow to gain access to said conversation option and you need to have poured lots of exp points into the Spectre training and barter slots (been a while since I played ME1, and the system is different in ME2, but I think that is right). That's how I did it at least. Also, hello Orian, how is life? When are you coming back? --Chiefjustice3DS 23:46, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
Ah I see. I don't really know my way around this game, I've just blundered from one plot mission to the next with months in between. I like it but it took me ages to get there. Also life is good, and I am kinda back. just not doing anything useful at the minute. How about you, hows stuff?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:50 5 March 2010
Not bad, spending too much time here due to having no commitments at uni right now and being unable to drink for 24 hours a day. I'm just doing the usual: reviewing, reverting and generally crushing everybody's creative spirit. I have also found the time to make my way through Left 4 Dead 2 and Mass Effect 2 and the big news is they are fun, but not once you have finished. I don't really see the appeal of playing through Mass Effect 2 again though, just so I can be a bit less nice. --Chiefjustice3DS 23:57, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
oh I could play left 4 dead/2 all day. Mass effect I could probably stand a few more playthoughs too, because I'm a big achievement whore. I killed that bitch as well by the way, ashley, insubordination is not tolerated.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:42 6 March 2010
Oh my god, I just found our solar system in Mass Effect, Pluto is still a planet. This makes me happy.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:25 6 March 2010
Bugger-all to do in that system though, is there? Shoot a few drones on the moon - ooh! Anyway, yeah, as Chief said, be a bit of a nice guy, pump a bunch of valuable experience points into the "charm" option on your character, and you should be fine. Or you could talk to Wrex a lot on the ship, get hom to tell you about his family's armour, then go get it for him - that should make him like you enough, if I remember rightly. Now, have you fully recovered from your debilitating illness? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:03, Mar 6
No but I did reach the end of Mass Effect, missed most of the achives so gonna have to give it a couple more thoughrough playthroughs. Bet you've got every achivemnt, do you? Definitly a really good game, despite the absoloutly horrible start. Sequel looks good too but can't really afford it at the minute.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:27 6 March 2010
Did you play as a girl and romance that Kaiden chap then? Or did you swallow your pride and romance one of the girls? Or did you not bother with romance? You'll probably love the sequel - the combat is a little more "Gears of War"-ified. As I'm not a Gears fan, that threw me a little, but I'm enjoying the story enough to not care. So what exactly is wrong with you if you're still ill? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:38, Mar 6
Fuck knows, it just haven't felt well and healthy in about a week. As for the romance, I didn't bother with it, but will this time. And I'm playing as a man so I have to tolerate that Ashley murderer -- damn this hetero-narmative universe.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:22 6 March 2010

edit UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)

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edit Thank you for blocking me

It's Ozymandiaz and yes you read my heading correctly. I needed time to calm down otherwise I probably would have ended up being blocked indefinitely. I've been meaning to post this comment for some time but I've been busy elsewhere. I should have kept my temper on N9000 talk page and I started off with a fair amount of civility but when those other stooges arrived, ganging up on me and currying favour, then I just lost it. It's always the same on Uncyclopedia, you try to have a discussion with a well-known bigshot over a disagreement then some bunch of no-marks swarm to the flame like vultures to a battlefield, immediately side with the bigshot and start relentlessly pecking away in a puerile and childish way at the other guy. I gave N9000 a fair trial but I'm afraid he's lost what respect I had for him. If you ask me the power's gone to his head. Thanks for staying coolheaded throughout the whole rotten saga anyway. See you round. --Ozymandiaz 18:44, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Great. I don't want your respect... You mean "the whole rotten saga" which started because you were being an asshole on this very talk page? Just stop doing the things you were doing or I will block you again. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:53, Mar 9
Ozy, for the last time: learn the difference between "stooges" or "no-marks swarming to the flame" and friends. MrN is one of the very best, and people like him for that reason. Now please, put this behind you, understand that, as a community, we tend to look out for each other on here, and then see if you can have a little fun around here. OK? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:01, Mar 9
"otherwise I probably would have ended up being blocked indefinitely." Yeah, good idea.. Why not? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:28 • Tuesday, 9-03-2010
Because the real truth is that actually I really care about Ozymandiaz, and my reasons for blocking him were founded in love. Seriously. He is part of this wonderful family of Uncyclopedia which I hold so dear to my heart. He came here because he liked the place, and wanted to contribute, and that is actually enough to tell me that he's really a rather good and nice person who I want to be around. Just like everyone else who I have blocked (but not permanently blocked) I always do it through a deep founded wish to make them better contributors, and therefore make the wiki which I care so much about be a better place. Sometimes people don't understand Uncyclopedia, and think it's a place for them to battle against others, and sometimes with a few short term blocks which emphasise that we do have rules which exist for the betterment of the whole it's possible to explain that to people who have not listened to other forms of reasoning. Bet you are waiting for a punch line to this set-up eh? Well... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:42, Mar 9
That's MrN9000.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:02 8 March 2010
Favor currying stooge!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:05, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Curry flavouring pooge! :P    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:11 8 March 2010
Furry Laboring Louge! OK, now it's getting silly--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:15, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
And what is wrong with silly, exactly? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:01, Mar 9
Just a Curry Flavored observation ;-) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:10, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
I do remember this guy.. Good days, good days. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:30 • Monday, 8-03-2010
Well, I think you all owe UU a debt of gratitude and major respect! He is the MAN and none of you are worthy to lick the sweat off the balls of his feet! By the way UU, I have a favour to ask when you're free...                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 06:36, 9/03/2010
Now you see that's where you're wrong because I am UU's favourite balls-of-feet licker. I don't enjoy it, but he'll ban me if I don't do what Master says.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:32 9 March 2010
If anyone here has been licking the balls of my feet, I'd advise them to get to a doctor. Fast. That's not just any athlete's foot, y'know... --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:01, Mar 9
I'm feeling slightly sick now. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:09, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Curry? Chana with extra chilis and pilau rice for me, please! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:30, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, I'm sorry all. N9000, perhaps I've been unfair. You're not John Venables after all. But people, could you just do me a favour and STOP TALKING ABOUT FEET LICKING! I DESPISE FEET! Why can't we have hooves? If demons can get around on them, we can. It would be cool. You could tapdance with no shoes or socks on. I like curry though. Naga chicken with pilau rice and a glass of vintage white to accompany it. Perfect. --Ozymandiaz 18:45, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Now that's what I'm talking about! I'm not sure about the hooves though - don't like the idea of having my shoes nailed on. How about we all have tank tracks instead? Much more fun. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:18, Mar 9
What's wrong with talking about UU's delicious tasting feet? That's like saying we shouldn't talk about licking pudding. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:48, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
You shouldn't lick pudding, you should bloody well eat it. Cease your fetishist drivel at once you curry flavouring Scrooge! ;) --Ozymandiaz 18:42, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit Warm up?

This is shit. watch as I improve it over the next few months and years.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:22 9 March 2010

Knock yourself out - have fun! I look forward to seeing what you do to it. I wanted to have a go myself, but couldn't think of an angle. Now excuse me, bathtime! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:32, Mar 9
I think I have one. I won't make it a feature but It'll be better than what's there. Enjoy your bath.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:34 9 March 2010
My bath? Also, Mordillo suggested we take that article on last year - maybe he'd be happy to help you? Hell, I may chip in myself - it'd be nice to have a decent Mass Effect article. But this isn't getting my daughter clean... --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:36, Mar 9
Are the Mass Effect games first person or third person? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:50, 9 Mar
Third person. Also, UU, whereabouts are you with the MA2? I'm getting close to finish it in for the 2nd time. I have the urge to get one more game before my life ends, so I'm thinking Dragon Age. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:32, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Suh-weet. I've been looking for a new game to try (though I really ought to finish Assassin's Creed 2 first) and I fucking HATE first person games. I'll never understand how they got so popular. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:37, 9 Mar
You've never played any Battlefield, have you? Play some BFBC2, and I assure you, you'll change your mind after a couple of hours.. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:49 • Tuesday, 9-03-2010
Mordillo: I've not exactly had a huge amount of time with it - I've got most of my team, and I'm doing the loyalty missions. Jacob's has a kinda Apocalypse Now/Lord of the Flies vibe to it, don't you think? Still not in love with the combat modifications, but the game is absorbing enough to cover that. Opty: give it a go - Mass Effect is quality. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:06, Mar 10
Or UUette's. Geezus, I'm allowed to forget. She's not my baby.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:05 10 March 2010
And yeah, Mordillo and any other Mass Effect fans are welcome to chip in. My idea is to play with the dualistic morality a little bit, like having the article swing wildly between being all puppies and sunshine then just being a racist cunt. I need something else to go with that too, though. I'll work it out tommorrow because my 75% complete achivos are starting to come through and after those I can just jump straight to Ilos. Also does anybody else fucking love this song?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:25 10 March 2010
Oh and I loathe this Ashley worm. The things I do for ten G    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:30 10 March 2010
*Later on Orian watch* That was filth. Pornography! This game shouldn't be a 12 it's scarring! Won't somebody think of the children!? I'd rather fuck a Krogan than watch that again. :(    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:29 10 March 2010
Yeah, there was so much titillation in that scene. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:06, Mar 10
She had a square arse. That's got to be a bad thing to show insecure pre-teens. They'll think that there's something wrong woith their's. I mean -- It's just wrong. completed my second playthrough, onto my "Hardcore playthrough" now. Still got two others as adept and engineer characters. Also did you get the DLC? It was well good.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:08 10 March 2010

edit Article deletion

Hey I was saddened to see that the article on Spuppies, which I wrote some years ago, was huffed by you . . . I'd love to know why. - Random pipings

Y'know, it helps to give a link to an article when you're asking about it. I do a lot of things around here, and trying to find one article I deleted takes up more of my time than I'd like. Particularly if the article was called "Spuppy", and you refer to it as "Spuppies". To answer your question, if you look at the deletion reason, I told you why I deleted it: it was nominated for deletion on VFD, where it received 5 "delete" votes, and no "keep" votes. That's democratic process for you. As it was deleted in September last year, and you've only just noticed, I assume you're not really that bothered about it either. If you want to dig through the VFD archives (the template at the bottom of the VFD page), you'll eventually find the full vote and all the delete reasons given, but I'm not going to dig for you, my time is more precious than that. If you want a copy back to work on, I can restore it to your userspace, but you'd better improve it if I do. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:01, Mar 11
Oops, sorry about not linking, yeah, it's not a huge deal, it's something I wrote several years ago and it probably was funnier to me than anybody else, judging by the delete-vote comments. I was just a little surprised to see it gone. - Random pipings

edit UnSignpost 11th March 2010

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edit UnNews Style Guide

Oh, so you saw me doing that? Thanks for the mention. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 12-Mar-10

I take my lead from Mordillo, and have spies everywhere. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:17, Mar 12
Mordillo has spies who are spying on the spies which I thought were my spies spying on his spies, but actually they are spy, spy, spies who are spying on everyone. By spying. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:26, Mar 12
Well yes, I only take my lead from the best in the business. Although having spies who spy on his spies spying on my spies spying on your spies spying on my spies is a little resource-intensive. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:57, Mar 12

edit Come on feel the noize




Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 16:12, Mar 12 2010

Let's dance to Joy Division
And celebrate the irony
Everything is going wrong
But we're so happy
Let's dance to Joy Division.
I win 10 poi'!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:40 12 March 2010
Necropaxx gets a nod for spotting it, plus a roll of the eyes - also for for spotting it. Seriously - have you nothing better to do? ;-) Orian gets a bemused shake of the head. Thanks for playing! (What was the game?) Now, show me a hero, of head and heart... (Go on - find out what song that is, then get on YouTube and listen to it. Loud.) --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:53, Mar 14
Spotting what? I thought this was just a sing-song-along. Also I'm far too lazy.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:24 15 March 2010
Why now that you mention it, I do have something better to do. I just don't want to, that's all. :P Oh, and I think it's spelled "Cum on feel the noize" but I can understand why you changed it, seeing as how you might overexcite some other users. :D Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 18:39, Mar 15 2010
It is indeed spelled that way in the song title - I just never spell it that way, due to a long-running in-joke between me and a friend have that started at a pub quiz. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:35, Mar 16
Regardless how it's spelled, it's an awesome song. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 11:35, Mar 16 2010

edit Bastarding achievements.

I only need three more but the ally achieves I tried to unlock on my most recent run through, didn't unlock. I do really like this game but I'm on my fifth playthrough now and I still need to finish my insanity run. It's getting just a tad tedious. Do you care about achievements at all, out of curiosity? Do you care about my achievements?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:57 14 March 2010

I don't give a toss about achievements, and couldn't tell you my gamerscore to the nearest thousand. I played ME1 through about 6 times, with 3 different characters, making key decisions differently each time, to see how much of an effect they'd have when I carried the saves over to ME2. So far, I can't see that it's going to be a whole huge amount, although I still haven't finished my first playthrough yet. And of your achievements, the one I care about the most right now is your number of featured articles on this wiki - got to 20 yet? I'm on 18.5, you'd better get moving! (Go on - write something!) --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:59, Mar 14
You see, I have to confess I only went back to the game because I had so many achievements to get on it. And then I started to enjoy it. I've got two saves on it, one where I acted like a cunt the whole way through and killed the council to help with the galaxy wide domination Udina (or however the fuck you go about spelling it) was shooting for. And the other where I was a fairly nice chap doing the best he could for everyone. I should be getting ME2 fairly soon, not sure if she'll be ordering it from the internet sometime this week or will get it on Friday when we're in Inverness anyway (After previewing this I'm fairly surprised we have an article about it, which leads me to wonder why I tried to link you to it in the first place). I'm quite looking forward to it, though, game sequels are always better in my experience.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:52 15 March 2010
And the writing will be happening soon. I do need a proper idea, other than tidying up the Mass Effect article.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:53 15 March 2010
Do we have any other games in common? Fallout 3 is a game you might like (unless you're a knob that cares passionately about graphics rather than content) superficially it's vastly different from ME but the decision making does feature and you'll always be running to a place to shoot some things for some person or other. Plus the level of personal exploration you can do in it is amazing. It's definitely in my top 5 games of all time, highly recommend it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:52 15 March 2010
Did you know Fallout was developed using the GURPS system? It was changed due to some disagreement. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:19, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
I did not.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:34 15 March 2010
I dunno we'll have too many games in common, for the simple fact that I haven't played many new games recently. I had to save like fuck for ME2, and I won't have time for many other games this year, probably. Particularly not something as massive as Fallout 3, although it does interest me. Most of my gaming is probably behind me, I've been playing games since the days of the BBC Model B Micro (look it up, have a history lesson) and the mighty Chuckie Egg. You know occasionally they have rundowns of the greatest retro games ever? Played most of 'em... first time around. I still remember the Space Invaders and Asteroids arcade machines in my local swimming baths, and how cutting edge they were at the time. *dissolves into misty-eyed nostalgia and wibbles on for ages* You play much retro stuff, or are you all about the new? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:20, Mar 16
That is a shame to hear, but if you do ever come across a spare £27 buy Fallout 3. As for retro, not so much beyond tetris, sure they were probably great in their day but I don't see the attraction now when there is far better stuff out now. I mean I will occasionally go back to banjo-kazooie but it's just old (1998 I believe) rather than retro.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:35 16 March 2010
It's more the "time" thing than the "money" thing, TBH. I'm not getting into the whole "better stuff about now" debate - except to say that quality gameplay never ages, to me, and while there are some quality games about these days, there were some quality games about in those days too. But I guess it's what you're used to. I have a friend who refuses to watch any films from the black-and-white era. Refuses. He reckons if they're good enough, one day they'll be remade in colour. Interesting point of view - how many remakes have there ever been that didn't take a good film and make it less good? Oh shit, I'm getting dangerously close to a rant here. I'll stop now. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:39, Mar 16
You see I refuse to watch black and white crap because it's crap. I have never once been impressed by a black and white movie, if it's not the lame scripts it's the homophobia and racism and equally offensive setting (50's or earlier America) what's to like? Also I've just landed on Solcrum, for the 5th geth outpost. It's by far my favourite sky, that massive blue star is awesome, in teh true sense of the word.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:05 16 March 2010
Citizen Kane, Casablanca, The Third Man, Seven Samurai, Rashomon, It's A Wonderful Life. That's what's to like. For starters. Have you seen any of those? Quality all the way through. And try watching Alfred Hitchcock's original black-and-white Psycho, then contrast it with Gus Van Zant's pointless shot-for-shot colour remake, and ask yourself which is better. And a lot of black-and-white movies are set in 50s America or earlier because they were made in America in the 50s or earlier. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:15, Mar 16

I haven't seen it's a wonderful life, but know enough to judge it. But regardless. Lets talk about TV. Are you, a Doctor Who fan? Thats the new episodes, the ones I was alive for. We must've had this conversation before but I honestly can't be fucked looking through your archives (and as you never write helpful previews anymore...).    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:25 16 March 2010

All B&W movies are garbage? Philistine! Take UU's advice, and educate yourself! Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 11:35, Mar 16 2010
If you haven't seen a film, you don't know enough to judge it. I thought I was going to hate It's A Wonderful Life, right until I saw it, and it became one of my favourite films. Same for Citizen Kane, which is, apart from anything else, a tour de force of charisma from Orson Welles. Oh, and I should have mentioned A Touch of Evil in that list (Charlton Heston plays a Mexican, and it's still great!) And The Big Sleep. And The Maltese Falcon. There are some truly great black-and-white films out there. But then, it's your life, your choice. As to TV - never bothered about Dr Who, either when I was a kid or now. If it's British Sci Fi with dodgy sets you're after, look no further than Red Dwarf series 1 - 6. That's my kind of thing! I watch very little TV these days - too much else to do. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:46, Mar 16
Ugh, Red Dwarf. I sort of hate it, I mean it's rubbish. Occasionally it gets something right but no often enough for my liking.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:51 16 March 2010
Funnily enough, that's my opinion of Dr Who. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:00, Mar 16
I think it's brilliant that this site can bring together people based only on a sense of humour. Cos otherwise I would hate and distrust you for what you just said.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:40 17 March 2010
Really? For not liking the same TV show as you? Wow. ;-) If it helps, I like very little TV, and what I do like is mainly comedy. Mock The Week, QI, Have I Got News For You, Yes Minister/Prime Minister, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Blackadder, and that's about yer lot. If it's not on that list, I probably don't bother with it. Hate and distrust away! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:08, Mar 17
Well no not really. But you know what I mean.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:49 17 March 2010
'I learned more about how government works by watching "Yes, Prime Minister" than I did in four years as Governor of Texas. Eight years. Or was that as president?' --George W. Bush. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:31, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit In other news

This piece of crap arrived in my head so I wrote it down. I doubt it's great but it's a start.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:12 16 March 2010

Oh, interesting. Started off with an idea I thought "oh, nice, could be fun" then went in a different direction which is definitely more you, and was also fun. Good to see you writing something again - hope to see more! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:42, Mar 16
I love the fact people think I have a distinctive style! I just copied everyone else. But if I have my own style that gives the impression I'm doing something different.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:53 16 March 2010

edit Are you doing Unsignpost now or is Puppy still doing it?

I wanted to put in something about IC, if possible. I know IC has gotten a lot of press lately, but this time I have something that's actually important. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Also is there an easy way to post the same message on 40+ people's talk pages? Yes, I know how to make a template and cut and paste, but with all the people in IC that can take me a while. I figured as you've been doing UnSignpost you might know a way. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:15, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

I believe a bot is used to deliver the Unsignpost. I think recently it has been this one, so MrN will probably be able to give you the most useful answer, not that UU would not knowledgeable and powerful as he is, this is just what I know about it. Also, this isn't my talk page. --Chiefjustice3DS 22:22, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah so fuck off!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:36 15 March 2010
/me fucks off back to Recent changes/ --Chiefjustice3DS 22:38, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Signpost: pop any stories you may have in the Press Room, that way, whoever is editing it in a given week will pick it up. I hope it will be me, but I'm a trifle busy right now, so we'll see. Delivery: bots are the easy way to hit 40 talk pages, and I'm happy to admit I know fuck all about bots. MrN is definitely the man to ask. Politely, natch. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:07, Mar 16
Yea! Ask that MrN dude! Or... Do what I did... Find out what "AWB" is. Get onto the interwebs and read stuff about it, and internet bots. That Wikipedia place has lots about AWB. Doing that will lead you to the place where you download AWB from. When you have done that, dick about with it a bit and then you will get to the point where you get a message which says that you can't actually edit the Uncyc wiki cos you need to be added to the page of users who run AWB on Uncyc. If you can get that far, you probably know enough about the subject that you are able to run a bot yourself. That's what Mnbvcxz did with his bot, and look at all the hot chicks he gets because he's got his own bot! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:52, Mar 16
Yes, but they're all six months pregnant. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 11:35, Mar 16 2010
Great. That's all we need, a bunch of baby bots. I'd better go talk to MrNBot about the birds and the bees and birth control. (Seriously, thanks MrN; I'll check out AWB). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:08, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

ChristianBaleAward Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

--Matfen 11:40, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit What is going on here?

I was just now proceeding in an orderly fashion when I came across this when I looked for Double Redirects

User:Mazaka (Edit) →‎ User:Pelargonium →‎ User:HELPME

What do you make of it? It seems that Pelargonium created all the redirects so maybe he knows. I wasn't sure what to do with it, thus I'm whinging to you instead of leaving it alone. --Chiefjustice3DS 13:34, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

No worries, I'll get to that in a minute, I'm just sorting out maintenance now. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:36, Mar 16
Tell you what, how about I let Mordillo beat me to it? Does that work for you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:42, Mar 16
Can I take out the remote control out of my ass now? It's becoming uncomfortable. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:48, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Oh that's where it is. Do you know how annoying it is changing the channel by hand? I mean actually getting up from the sofa every time you want to switch channel? Inconsiderate, I call it. And be sure to wash it first, I don't know where you've been. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:56, Mar 18
Sure you do, you've been there too. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:32, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
I feel vaguely voyeuristic just reading this. --Chiefjustice3DS 20:33, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:54, Mar 18

edit Oops

Yeah, my bad. That Randomness Online game wasn't huffed, I was thinking of a different one. Maybe you should restore that subpage I mistakenly put on QVFD. Or not. Either way is good with me. :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:16, 19 Mar

Ah, that page sucked. I'll let them recreate it, if they can be arsed. Of course, it would have taken less effort to recreate it than to type this, but it's not always about the effort, it's about, er,dicks lol? Oh no - that's Mordillo's talk page. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:25, Mar 19
Have I ever told you I like the cut of your jib? Also, what's a jib? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:36, 19 Mar
I think it's a form of overcoat made from potato sacks. As I understand it, they are much prized in the Russian Urals for their hard-wearing qualities, and the possibility of finding a week's food in the pockets. Mine was a hand-me-down from great Uncle Wladimir. The cut is a little racy, I admit, but the peek-a-boo neck-line is so in this year. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:45, Mar 19
The extra high cut tails and your interesting decision to wear it with a pair of assless chaps certainly draws the eye as well. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:48, 19 Mar
Yeah. "Decision". --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:51, Mar 19
So by that you mean it wasn't your decision? ...What's a peek-a-boo neck-line?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:41 21 March 2010

edit Mass Effect 2

Wow. Huge improvement, except for that ridiculous scanning for treasure minigame that takes an age if you're trying to do it properly.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:33 21 March 2010

I thought you'd like it - combat's a little more Gears-ified, isn't it? And I don't mind the scanning, although I'm the kind of patient, methodical, boring person who wouldn't. It annoys me a lot less than trying to coax that fucking Mako up certain vertical landscapes. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:49, Mar 21
I was watching my friend play ME2 and in between combat and running around trying to get into the crew's pants (I remarked on the sexual attraction of everyone in this galaxy), he enthused over mining planet after planet and I wondered what it was that upsets the loom of boredom in that segment. --nldr 20:52, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
Oh I can be methodical, and patient, I completed Mass Effect 3 times in a week. I just don't think it's nescessary or (more importantly for a game) fun. Finding the best possible way up a clifface at least required you to use your head and look at the beautiful alien sky. Can't wait to play as my female character and seduce Garras! Although the irls in this game are at least likable unlike that cretin from the first one. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:11 22 March 2010
I used a female character in Fallout 3 and in that one brief sojourn I decided to peruse World of Warcraft just so I can complete my life quest to partake in all activities available. --nldr 00:49, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Well, from my point of view right now, it's something I can do that doesn't involve shooting or explosions, and so is perfect for when I'm holding a sleeping daughter... --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:58, Mar 22
Aww. I suppose the closest activity I have to that is nursing a vicodin addiction during FIFA or LBP or MW2 or whatever. --nldr 10:30, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Oh yeah... You used to be cool. Although I finished the story last night and it was fucking amazing. Gutted that Thane died but he was dying anyway, I don't see why it's such a big deal, I should still get the achievement. oh well, I can get it on my insane pplaythrough. toodle pip.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:58 23 March 2010
That's OK, I wasn't still on my first fucking playthrough or anything. I'm happy to have spoilers. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:00, Mar 23
Oh shit sorry. I thought you were done. knowing you he probably won't die on your playthrough anyway. it was because I'd screwed something up earlier. I'll say no more, spoilers will ruin everything. But oh my god seriously it's spectacular -- you'll cum.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:06 23 March 2010
Exactly so fear not UU, Orian has spoiled nothing, my ending was completely different to his. --Chiefjustice3DS 10:12, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, I'm sure that will be the case, but I've worked damn hard to avoid any spoilers so far, so having one dropped on my talk page really made my day, y'know? Normally, having had the game this long, I'd be on about my fifth play, but between work, the baby, and trying to fit in some sleep somewhere, I can only grab 20 minutes here, 10 minutes there, and creep through it ssssslllllooooowwwwllllyyyyy.... (And as already mentioned, a lot of the time I do get is spent scanning, because shooting wakes UUette up). --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:47, Mar 23
Yeah well take a sickday send UUette and the missus on a shopping trip and just lash through it, because it seriously is just so good. Theres a new squadmate being relesed in april, dunno if you're on live or not, if you are do you wanna exchange gamertags?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:15 23 March 2010
Live? Nah - too skint/stingy for that! I'm enjoying the game, but right now, it's not my number one priority! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:19, Mar 24

edit Possible Cyberbulling

Here: Fiachra I believe Fiachra is a first name, and it looks like its about an unnotable person. --Mn-z 20:30, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

I'd say it's pretty cut-and-dried, particularly seeing those lame-ass pictures. Time to weild the banstick, methinks. Thanks Mnb. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:47, Mar 21

edit Thing about a block

You blocked for a week, but he went on a major blanking think he should be banned longer? (Psh, I'm probably just annoyed because he vandalized my userpage =p)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:32, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit orphaned image

Hey, what do you do for an image that is not showing as linked anywhere but needs to be kept? I uploaded a few images the other day that show as unlinked due to an unusual formatting thingy and can't remember for the life of me how to do that. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Monday, 01:20, Mar 22 2010 UTC

You mean this template: {{Notorphan}} --Mn-z 01:28, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
No, I meant the one that's not such an obvious name. Thanks User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Monday, 01:37, Mar 22 2010 UTC

edit I want to talk to you about video games as well, but I feel I deserve my own header because I'm special like that.

I keep reading you saying that the combat in Mass Effect 2 is "Gears Of War-ified". What do you mean by that and why is it a bad thing? The Gears Of War games are the most fun shooters I've played on the X360, especially in co-op mode (my wife loves them as well). -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:06, 23 Mar

Simple: the cover system is better implemented than in ME1. It's also much more important to make use of it. Now, there's nothing wrong with that for a lot of people, particularly those who liked Gears of War. Problem is simply: I didn't. I couldn't get on with the necessity of finding cover and ducking out and that shit. Still find it a bit of a chore, TBH. Some people agree with me, some don't - comes back to the whole "subjectivity" thing I like to bring up. Folks like you and Orian will much prefer the ME2 combat, I have just learned to tolerate it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:13, Mar 23
Ah. I did indeed like the cover system, but to each their own eh? Have you tried Army Of 2 (or the sequel) yet? They're also very fun shooters, though I haven't played either of them solo. The co-op modes are supremely fun for two players and the wife and I can easily sit down and play for a couple hours at a time. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:28, 23 Mar
hmm, I'm not sure I liked it in ME2, partly because it wasn't as well done, I keep sliding off things and getting shot for no good reason. I liked gears of war, though, for it's story firstmostly and the fact the cover system was done better.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:44 24 March 2010
Hey, I didn't say they'd made it into GoW, just made it more like it. GoW annoyed me on a lot of levels, even ones as pedantic as the guy's name ("Fenix" would not be pronounced like "Phoenix", that would require a second "e", making "Feenix" - the "Fe" in "Fenix" would be pronounced like in "ferrous" or "ferry" or "feck"). But generally, I'm just not that into hardcore shooters; CoD, GoW, that kind of deal - not my bag. I think it says all you need to know about me that the last shooters I played to death were Goldeneye and Perfect Dark on the N64, and the Timesplitters games. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:12, Mar 24
I fucking loved Timesplitters, have you noticed that the mechs in ME2 look a lot -- like indentical -- to the robots from the future levels in future perfect? And I utterly agree about Marcus' stupid name, however you arent taking into account the natural evoloution of languages. I mean look what the Americans --Fucking Americans-- are doing to English.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:40 24 March 2010

GODDAMMIT ORIAN THIS IS MY HEADER GET YOUR OWN JERK! Anyways, according to my elementary school English teacher, vowel->consonant->vowel makes the first vowel long. So, Fenix is correct. Damn English fucking up their own language *grumble grumble grouse grouse* -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:18, 24 Mar

Was she federal? Feminine? Ferocious? Just askin'. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:37, Mar 24
Oh UU, You're the best and don't let anyone ever say otherwise.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:54 24 March 2010
I'm not sure what religion she was, but she had nice tits. Also, you missed elementary and vowel. Also also, easy troll is easy.  :P -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:02, 24 Mar

edit Yo dawg

I don't mean to poke my nose in where it's none of my business really, but what was User:Reverse Genocide Cockatrices' two hour ban about? I think I may have given him some faulty guidance on Template:RecentUnNews if it's about his updating of that. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 10:34 Mar 24 2010

It's about him finding a crappy little one line stub, and instead of QVFDing it, replacing it with text to the effect that it sucked but he couldn't be bothered to QVFD it. That's somewhat unhelpful, in my view, y'know what I mean? Maybe 2 hours was a little much, but I saw that glib little message and was pissed off. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:04, Mar 24
Oh okay. Just wanted to make sure I didn't misdirect anybody. Cheers! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:08 Mar 24 2010

edit Speedy deletion...?

Already alerted 'Dillo to this, but since you're active I'll mention it to you. User:Nicolah is a little upset about the Fizz Brown article, which is not about the Coronation Street character or the actor that plays the part, but about the user herself and appears to be cyberbullying. Her talkpage is here User talk:Nicolah, where she explains what's going on. Images Image:Fizz.jpg and File:Nic2.jpg need to go too, but keep File:Les.jpg because EMC wants it for his private stash of erotica. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:11, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

O lawdy that was fast UU. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:20 Mar 24 2010
Hey, I was in the neighbourhood... --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:22, Mar 24

edit Brokencyde

Yo, could I have a copy of the article? Thanks! Kausill 09:01, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Link: Brokencyde
No problem, I put it in your userspace here. You can work on it there at your leisure until you think it's ready. I recommend using HTBFANJS and pee review to help (I use 'em regularly, and so do many of our best writers). Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:18, Mar 25
Thank you! I'll try and improve on it. :D Kausill 10:39, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit I just saw you there doing things...

Interested in a collab? I think you'll have the right level of Englishness to carry off some of the stuff I'm going for. Also I read that your wife’s stomach has exploded and there some kind of alien terrorising the South east that came from her stomach, I can only hope that you take it out before more lives are senselessly lost. Also congrats on the baby, cleaners never complain about not getting child support and you've spread your genes which you can feel good about.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:24, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Morning Syc, and thanks! I'm always interested in a collab, so I will take a look, but not this morning - have plenty of actual work to do, and am nipping in to do easy things in between work stuff. Might make a few bans, delete some stuff - things that take seconds, y'know? And I need to finish off this week's Signpost. But I should have time to do some writing over the weekend, so I'll give it my undivided attention then. Good to see you about, hope things are good for you! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:31, Mar 25

edit Dramafest on WotM

I've done a strikethrough on the vote, and would prefer to have it removed from the page as kicking up a drama was not my intention. If there's no issue with removing my vote from that page, would you mind doing that, or letting me know so I can? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Thursday, 12:06, Mar 25 2010 UTC

That's not drama, it's just a discussion. Not a problem. As to removing the vote, as I said, it still stands as a valid vote if you want it to. Striking it is enough if you don't. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:48, Mar 26
It's cool. Leaving it as it is now. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Friday, 21:12, Mar 26 2010 UTC

edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

--Chiefjustice3DS 22:00, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Is God behind this?

I was going to add Category:Christian images to File:Godpissed.png and found it's been protected from being edited by a non admin since March 6, 2007. As you're one of God's representatives on Earth, could you remove the protection or at least add the category? Thanks. Compassrose Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:01, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Will the world end if a category isn't added to an image? Really? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:51, Mar 26
Possibly, do you want to be responsible if it does??? --Chiefjustice3DS 14:55, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
It's a chance I'm prepared to take. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:00, Mar 26
All joking aside (if that's possible here), categories make it much easier to find images to use for articles. I was looking for religious images, and found there wasn't even a category for them (at least not that I found), so I made one, and made a couple sub-categories (we had one for Jewish images but not Christian images, oddly enough). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:06, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
If you care, Braydie is in fact an admin. --Mn-z 06:39, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
All right, I'll ask Braydie. Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:46, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost

I would like say (with trousers full of hungry ferrets) that UnSignpost is still the best informed newsletter on this website. It's that or keeping watch on a selected list of admin's user pages to see what is going on or being discussed here. I hope this title can continue and isn't sold to a Russian for £1 just yet....--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:06, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

And I one hundred percent agree with Romartus (sans ferrets). Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 19:01, Mar 26 2010
Thanks chaps, glad you approve! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:54, Mar 27
Dear Editor Under User:
I have been reading USP for quite a while now (sneaking onto other people's lawns and reading their copy), so finally decided to subscribe to the fine publication that, incidentally, has mentioned me in every one of the last few issues. To my horror I read my first personal copy and learned I'm not mentioned in it anywhere!
In spite of my utter shock, I will continue to subscribe--for now. But if I don't see my name in the next issue, I may seriously reconsider my subscription.
Yours sincerely,
Anonymous Disgruntled Reader 20:13, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Easy solution; get banned with an amusing block reason, you'll make it in for sure! (Perhaps go bug whoever becomes a new admin on that very morning, just in time to make the From our Logs new admins bumper special!) ---UU - natter UU Manhole 11:54, Mar 27
Say, you mean I could be the first person blocked by a new admin? Cool! When exactly do whoever becomes one become a new admin? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:36, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Personally I found the reporting in the last issue definitely hasn't matched up to the couple of issues before that. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Friday, 21:17, Mar 26 2010 UTC
Well now, there's an easy solution to that, and I think we all know what it is. Someone, for pity's sake, go get Gerry back! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:54, Mar 27
"(Perhaps go bug whoever becomes a new admin on that very morning, just in time to make the From our Logs new admins bumper special!)" NO FAIR! That was my idea first! (Also, UU, I think you meant "becomes." Yes, I am correcting your spelling on your own talk page.)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:25, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
That's my boy! Just like his dad, a nit-picky pain in the ass. Makes a father feel proud. (sniff). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:34, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
He did say he'd correct spelling, so now I must correct his. That is perfect, irrefutable logic.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:36, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Absolutely! Only problem is, admins ain't limited by the laws of logic or physics.... WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:39, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, as I live by the sword, I have no problem dying by the sword. But you'd better make sure you are beyond reproach for some time, HELPME! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:38, Mar 30
Well, now that Chief's admin, now I have two admins on my back for pointing out their mistakes! Nooo! Don't kill me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:46, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
By the way, I was Chief's first joke ban, so I should go in the Unsignpost! PLEASE I WANNA BE NOTABLE!!!!!!! /me begs pitifullySir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:47, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Not able to what?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 23:10, Mar 31 2010 UTC

edit Restoration request

Can you restore Sonic the Preggo to my userspace? --Mn-z 21:49, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

There ya go. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:49, Mar 27

edit You know, just because it's like ten headers old doesn't make it less important.

I would like to resurrect this conversation if you please:

I fucking loved Timesplitters, have you noticed that the mechs in ME2 look a lot -- like identical -- to the robots from the future levels in future perfect? And I utterly agree about Marcus' stupid name, however you aren't taking into account the natural evolution of languages. I mean look what the Americans --Fucking Americans-- are doing to English    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:56 29 March 2010

I see. Which part in particular would you like to resurrect? Bear in mind your answer will probably arrive tomorrow, as it's time now for UUette's bath. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:08, Mar 29
Like the part I just repeated there. You know about how teh mechs look similar to the ones from Timesplitters, also reminicing about timesplitters and exchangement of rumours that there's another one comming out.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:42 29 March 2010
Glad you pointed out it was UUette's - some people might get confused. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Monday, 17:16, Mar 29 2010 UTC
If you'll recall I already did. Besides it's not like we have water restrictions in this country. We don't have to wait for rain and all rush out with soap and shower gell and lather up in the street bumping into each other and whipping each other with towels and...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:42 29 March 2010
... dammit now i'm all turned on. i'm going to go call a village meeting to arrange this illustrious idea, orian57. --nldr 00:53, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, OK. The mechs - there probably is a resemblance there, I suppose. I particularly enjoyed the TimeSplitters games because they came out while I was in a flat with several other blokes, and we all played those games to death, and were all (crucially) of a similar skill level, so the multiplayer games were always fun and competitive, and didn't consist of spawning, getting shot in the head and called a "fucking n00b", spawning, getting shot in the head and called a "fucking n00b", spawning... Which is about 3 of the top 5 reasons I'm not on Live. Oh, and I enjoyed the sense of humour, of course. Zombie Monkeys FTW. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:33, Mar 30
Yeah, i can see where you're comming from there. Anyway, I just completed my insanity playthrough although failed to get that other achivement I need to complete it. irritating but now I want to play as a woman and seduce acrangel. He's well fit.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:56 30 March 2010

edit mutiny out of hand, armyta.jpg still ignoring orders, tea still not made

hi uu, thanks for deleting the original image i uploaded for File:Armyta.jpg, but it's still facing the wrong way around. i could just upload the new image on it's own standing, but nein, i will milk this military topic writing while i can. trench warfare next. --nldr 00:51, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

OK, I've deleted the whole thing - try uploading it again and see what happens. I, meanwhile, will be somewhere behind the trenches in a military hospital, trying to find a German spy by asking people the question "are you a German spy?" --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:27, Mar 30
Cunning plan but with one minor flaw. Try asking Son usted un espía alemán - but I've just used an online translator, so don't blame me if they mistake you for a prostitute. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Tuesday, 09:32, Mar 30 2010 UTC

edit Sonic the Preggo's recreation

I noticed that Sonic the Preggo was recreated and deleted. Did someone do a copy-past of the existent version, or was there original material on that? --Mn-z 18:28, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

I guess you could call it original material. In the way most of the stuff on QVFD is original... --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:46, Mar 30
I checked the "what links where" for that article, and it was in many surprisingly prominent locations. I went ahead and removed those links, since any future versions are going to be worse than the one that was already deleted. --Mn-z 05:05, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Saw my chance.

And I had to take it. The pictures from Wonder Years are actually what have always sold it for me. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:38, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit All right then

Fill me up, I've forgotten: which part of my rant(s) do you disagree with? That nothing can be gained by not voting against pointlessly? That's half understandable. If you disagree with my premise, that is - that gang voting ruins some of the spirit of the place. Anything else there? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 14:30, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

We've been over this before, your views are still yours, my views are still mine, and I see no point in repeating them while we butt heads and get nowhere. Which is why I've deliberately avoided saying anything in your latest re-hash of the same points forum. FWIW, I do agree that more variety in features would be a good thing (there have been some decent "different" examples, and I'd suggest you might have missed a few of them, but I agree we could stand to see more). Unfortunately, I disagree with some of the articles you suggest might help (that "christian" thing, for example). As to the "gang voting" thing - I still don't see where you think this happens. There are some poor articles that I think have been whored to the front page, but if something is voted down, I don't think it's due to a gang mentality so much as people genuinely not liking an article, and not wanting it to be featured. And that, I repeat, is an opinion they are entitled to express. Shit, so much for not repeating my point. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:44, Mar 31
Well - maybe I'm just plain wrong then. Who knows. But I didn't point the Christian thing as an example because I thought it was a particularly good article. I did it because, and only because, it had almost an equal number of for- and against-votes. What do you make of that? Seriously? That one side was wrong and the other side right? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 15:18, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
No, I think that both sides were "right". It comes back to subjectivity, one of my favourite words. That article is not a great example, as you acknowledge, but there are some articles that just polarise opinion. They may well drive off as many new editors or readers as they attract. Who knows? But the straw poll of VFH is the best indicator we have, as long as people take it seriously. And so it is with this argument - we're both right, for a given value of right. Why not stick around and encourage a few people to take those risks you want to see? Find some of that variety for us. ome of it will get voted down, that's the nature of the beast - but I think the best of it will get through, and that might have a snowball effect - see what happens. Or you could announce in the forums that you're off in a huff again - your choice. --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:04, Mar 31
Digging up stuff for people to vote down is too annoying and time-consuming. I basically started the forum to check out whether anything has happened since last time (I think, I'm not always clear on my motives). Nothing much seems to have, so I just decided the place is too popular for its own good or something. A lot of assumption there, of course, but that's the way I feel. I won't announce anything this time though; it was not rewarding enough. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:23, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Okay - I'm stuck

I did come up with something for USP, but Mordillo suggested otherwise as it may antagonise. I'll let you make the final call, because to be honest I have nothing else. The article is somewhere - kept nicely hidden until now. It all comes down to this being the punchline. If you want to use it, it's yours, and tomorrow we can change it to actually point out that this is mostly bollocks, but there is an issue with the skins that's being looked into and resolved.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 21:02, Mar 31 2010 UTC

Yeah, I discussed it with Mordillo off-wiki, and suggested he mention it to you. I understand exactly your intentions, and I find it funny, but this topic tends to be a drama magnet at the best of times, and until there's a resolution, I think it's best kept in Pandora's box with the lid secured. That said, now you've posted the links on my talk page, with all the traffic i get, it's almost a moot point. Bottom line: I find it funny, but the drama potential leaves me thinking it should be saved until we have a definitive outcome re. the skins. Unfortunately, that leaves me needing plenty of material to fill up this week's paper. Guess one final flogging of the dead VFS horse is due then. Thanks for the idea and the effort, I really appreciate it - hope you understand why I'm taking the option to not use it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:49, Apr 1
Well, given that you already knew about it, that kind of blows the idea out of the water. I'm keeping the coca-cola page as is though - it'll never be a feature, but I like the humour in it. (Besides, the info is actually there for people to find, just nobody has either followed the dots like I did to come to the completely wrong conclusion.) But yeah - I'm stuffed for a story idea for the next little while, unless I get hit with a flash of inspiration. You've got VFS, and I have no undramafiable reporting up my sleeve.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:40, Apr 1 2010 UTC
Well, the only way I ever come up with USP articles is by the use of my favourite inspiration: last-minute blind panic. I'll come up with something if no-one else does. I hope. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:47, Apr 1
Oh, and I've tidied up what I'd left behind, so unless someone was excited enough to actually check it out over that 12 hours or so, or unless they're an admin, it's dust in the wind, dude. And please, create and save me this issue next time!
But that's just what they would want me to do... --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:11, Apr 1

edit Gerry's gone

Gerry's gone and he isn't coming back. We've lost another good one, UU. I am very sad. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind... Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 01:51, Apr 2 2010

Necropaxx is the most gullible person ever. Also, UU, I should stop watching your talk page so intently.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:49, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Oh I is just as gullible. And HELPME, you have a long way to go before you reach Orian's level of involvement on this page. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:01, Apr 2
Maybe I'll be the new Orian. I certainly have the credentials.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:44, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Let's start this bit afresh

Despite appearing an unwieldy character lately, I brought this idea up again, since it is by far my best one. In case you want to participate in setting the office up, you're welcome. I brought it to you first hand probably since I don't want you to think I'm all drama, and because you always respond despite differences. And because of those differences, your input would be valuable. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:30, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for asking Multi, and I don't think you're all drama - I appreciate where you're coming from (I have this terrible affliction of seeing both sides of most arguments, and then still sticking with my own). I'm going to keep out of this though, largely because my activities on here are in fits and starts these days, as my daughter is taking up most of my time. I really don't have the time to get involved in many projects - I want to work on a collab with Syc, I've suggested a collab to Sog, and I still want to get back and do some pee reviews, and I'm not even finding time for those right now, so adding this to my list is just not happening. I wish you all the luck in the world with it though. See you around the wiki. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:00, Apr 2

edit VFS

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
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edit Gay Pubs

edit Thanks


Caution:Blow at your own risk

Thanks very much for your vote on the blowing the dog page. That was a surprise nom for me, out of the blew blue on that one. And you comment was on the mark, that we should vote for what makes us laugh. My own reflection in the mirror makes me laugh, but would it make the front page? Never know. Thanks again, appreciated. Al in Chains 11:41 2 4 mmx

edit Your thoughtfulness

Thanks for your condolences, from my wife and I both. I'm really touched by the sentiments of my friends here. Cheers. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:41, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Zim, you're a damn good one, remember that. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:21, Apr 5

edit All My Best Friends are Metalheads

Do you know about her strength and convictions?/ Or how she puts all her faith in religion?/ Did we take the time to really discover,/ how little we know about each other?

This song is amazing. It makes the Digimon Movie. I thought I'd share it with you because you'll almost certainly hate it. Also how's the the whole fatherhood thing working out for you? Recommend it?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:47 3 April 2010

You're one in a crowd and you're paranoid of every sound, another friend you won't miss anyhow... Best thing Less Than Jake ever did by a country mile, that. It's actually on my MP3 player (along with 5347 other songs). No idea about this Digimon movie, mind you. Morning Orian, how are you? Fatherhood is a constant worry, a humungous learning curve, the most difficult thing I'll ever do, and the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me. Just having her fall asleep on my shoulder makes the entire rest of the world not matter any more. It also seems to be inspiring my writing - only 0.5 of a feature to go before I win our race to 20. I say "race" - you haven't even been trying. C'mon, write something! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:32, Apr 4
Hey, wait a second. Your last feature was "an old Quasi-feature of mine" - so you haven't been trying, either. ;)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 08:54, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I said it was a race to 20 features. I said nothing about how I'd get there. Also, I only started the bloody thing to get Orian to write something, so I'm not deeming it a huge success right now. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:00, Apr 4
I think his days doing this "work" thing are behind him. Frankly, I don't understand what was so appealing about it in the first place. ;)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 09:02, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
YAY! We like a song that is the same song! The Digimon Movie is awsome, go watch it. It has some really good music in it. It's good if you like/liked Digimon but, personally, holds a few good memories. So I spent most of the other night searching for music from it. Bah, I'm considering a re-write on teacher, because it's just a giant cliche at the minute. Also have to get round to that Mass Effect re-write I promised. I will see if I can get a feature from somewhere, just struggling with getting my ideas from my head to paper in tact. That or they just look rubbish on paper.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:17 4 April 2010
Also glad to hear the whole making babies thing has worked out for you, I'm hoping to adopt sometime in the far off distant future.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:36 4 April 2010
Oh we probably like a bunch of the same songs - since I stopped giving a shit about what may or may not get me considered as "cool" and just concentrated on whether or not I liked the songs, I've developed a rather broad musical spectrum. Including jazz, rather worryingly. (But not R'n'B - some things are a bridge too far). Never got on the whole "mon" bandwagon though, Digi or Poké. I'm sure there's a lot of fun to be had with an article on teacher, and I'm still waiting to see what you'll do to Mass Effect - Ashley's square arse and all. Just write something! ;-) The first step to writing something funny is to write something. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:51, Apr 4

edit That IP who blanked that article that time

Sorry - didn't spot that you'd already blocked him when I did. However, I blocked him for a day which is the same amount you did, so no harm done. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:28, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Glad you mentioned that, because I so would have noticed it and everything. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:43, Apr 4

edit UnNews: UnNews:Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry

Hey! Thanks for the Nom and Vote. Everyone appreciates being appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:54, Apr 4

You are most welcome - I have always appreciated the energy and passion you bring to your stuff on this site, and I'm pleased to see you really hitting your stride. Keep it up man! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:41, Apr 4
Blast you UU! I was about to do it myself, and you took my good deed for the day. I'm doomed. DOOMED! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:44, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
DOOMED? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:59, Apr 4
DOOMED!. Also, labor inducement set for the 12th. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:01, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, I got ya, DOOMED. Also, good luck. As someone said to me: remain calm, and prepare for a new level of love. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:07, Apr 4
That sounds like a really bad American teenage movie punch line, but thanks! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 21:16, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, it does sound cheesy, but it's pretty apt. And the guy who said it to me was Ginger, lead singer of The Wildhearts, only my favourite band ever, so I let him get away with it. He's just lived in New York a little too long, I think! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:19, Apr 5

edit oh yeah

i saw your pseudo-support on VFS last month...thanks! it made me want to come back, so i did. true story. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:59, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Gerry, if you really, truly are back in any capacity, that will be awesome - as one of my top 10 favourite writers on the site, and a good guy to boot, I've missed seeing you around. Just don't do the whole "huge amounts of work then burn yourself out for a few more months" thing again, eh? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:38, Apr 5
But burning out is fun!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 00:11, Apr 6 2010 UTC
burning out is indeed fun, but i may have finally learned that the revolving door hitting you on the way back out hurts quite a bit. so i think i'll lay low for a while and wait perhaps a whole month before i go ahead and...well, burn out, probably. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:01, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Holy shit. O_O --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 23:00, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

edit Showoff

Congrats. (Seriously, when I saw this, I thought '"Video Killed the Radio Star," first music video on MTV--why didn't I think of this as an article?') WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:56, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

TBH, when I first saw it on the rewrite queue, I wondered why I hadn't thought of it as an article. Then I looked at it, and it sucked so heavily I figured I could piggyback someone's good idea to glory (an approach I take quite often - have a look how many of my features are actually rewrites!) And it's not showing off exactly - I'm genuinely surprised to be in such rarified company given that they are so much better writers than me! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:45, Apr 5
I didn't really mean you were showing off; that was just my tongue-in-cheek way of congratulating you. But if that many of your articles got voted to be featured, somebody must think you're good. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:08, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
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