# User talk:Under user/Archive 23

## edit Rudolph?

...the very thought of it. MrN  Fork you! 09:13, Aug 30

Rudolph, the red haired teenager
(Like an energy saving lightbulb)
13:46 30 August 2009
And what is the issue with Red heads? Pup t 02:40, 31/08/2009
What's right with them? /me remembers that all your kids are gingers and quietly leaves the room./   02:47 31 August 2009
And so was Jessica Rabbit, Carrot top, and Farrah Fawcett-Majors. Pup t 02:50, 31/08/2009
Lol, women, you should stop using them to try and get your point across, cos it'll never work.   08:35 31 August 2009
I tried, but I Failed to think of an attractive male red-head in the media... Getting carrot top was as close as I could get. Bleagh! Pup t 00:38, 1/09/2009
I have literally no idea what you mean. On reflection I hardly know what I meant before so, whatever: Gingers are teh ghay.   00:40 1 September 2009
As my surname in the unreal world is actually "Ginger", I have to point out that.. okay, some of us are, but some of us aren't, and some of us are just really confused. Pup t 07:30, 1/09/2009
Should I mention at this point that my best mate is a ginger? It seems as good a juncture as any. --UU - natter 08:05, Sep 1
No you absolutely should not. If you were any kind of friend you would strive to keep his condition as secret as possible. Not tell the whole world about it.   11:30 1 September 2009
The lead singer of my favouritiest band ever ever ever is also called Ginger. You're on thin ice indeed, my uphill-gardening friend... --UU - natter 08:14, Sep 2
Oh you're not one of those ginger sympathisers are you? Parading around saying "they're people too" -- they're not. And tehy're violent too - they should be locked until they go bald or grey. Also on a completely different and non-orange note, Fallout 3 is amazing.   08:35 2 September 2009
What about the Suid Afrikaan band "Just Jinger" that were around for about 5 seconds back in the 80's. Pup t 09:17, 2/09/2009
Just because Orian is teh gheyz and can't spell, no need to go over-writing his comments, young Puppy... --UU - natter 12:07, Sep 2
You're a bully. And I saw those ban logs too! /Me runs away crying/   21:00 2 September 2009
Finally! --UU - natter 21:05, Sep 2
Wait. So is it bad to be ginger? /shaves head. Cos, you know, I'm, er, completely not ginger. Yeah. Nameable mumble? 21:11, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
So let's recap: my best mate is ginger, so is one of my absolute idols. I'd say that comes down on the "not bad" side of things for me. --UU - natter 21:15, Sep 2
Aww, and I used to like you.   21:21 2 September 2009
Is that what it takes? I'm ginger, and so is my wife. --UU - natter 21:28, Sep 2

## editFYI

My comment regarding the VFH-changing-ness on the WotM page was meant as a joke, though it retrospect it probably didn't come across that way (obviously). Yes, I know I can be anal, and yes, I know that it's often counterproductive, and yes, I regret that the first thing causes the second thing, but in that case I meant it as a joke (otherwise I'd have made a forum topic). So yeah. Sorry if I'm sometimes exasperating, but you should probably realize that it legitmately bothers me when stupid little things like that aren't done (along with whether or not my fingernails are the same length). So yeah. Sorry. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:39, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

The first few times it comes across as a joke, but after the umpteenth time you've just trawled through all the site upkeep and maintenance stuff that you need to do as an admin and then you come across one of those comments, it can get old. You caught me on a particularly fraught day yesterday, trying to get 8 hours of work done in 5 so I could leave early to take the wife to see the midwife (I made it, and heard a tiny heartbeat - beautiful), hence the over-reaction. But yeah, we know it bothers you, you've made that abundantly clear - but this site is run by unpaid volunteers who occasionally have other things to do, so relax just a little, and enjoy writing! --UU - natter 08:09, Sep 2
Gotcha. Hopefully your job eventually becomes less stressful for you. Also, congrats on the baby, by the way. Do you two know the due date/baby's sex etc. yet? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:03, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Project Doggystyle with the Devil

First of all, I am NOT paid by any marketing firm to do this, nor am I a diehard fan of District 9. I did watch the movie, and I found it pretty decent. However, the real fodder for my articles is the ridiculous viral marketing campaign of that movie. Not only they built a fictional corporate homepage and a fictional blog, at this year's Comic-Con, they even organized a protest outside, chanting for non-human rights! If that wasn't batfuck insane for you (chances are it wasn't), even the bathrooms in the Comic-Con barred non-humans! I just want to lampoon the over-the-top viral marketing like how Stephen Colbert travesties real bloviators and how Josef Stalin parodied 1984's Big Brother. If Jimbo Wales got to make fun of Uncyclopedia by creating Wikipedia, I should at least be given a chance to make fun of District 9.

Second, if the sheer lack of articles and/or organization is making you batfuck insane, here's my ultimate plan for Project Doggystyle with the Devil:
MNU Banned: This category is for articles that your usual oppressive corporation would not want you to read.

• MWB: MWB, or Menslike Weerstandbeweging (Afrikaans for Human Resistance Movement), is a human-supremacist organization opposed to prawn rights. I made up MWB myself, so it does not show up in the movie. However, it is a parody of Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging, an actual white-supremacist movement in South Africa. The humor of the article will be that although it claims to welcome humans of all colors, subtle cues throughout the page will reveal the implicit racism of MWB as well as its explicit anti-prawnism.
• District 9 (bootleg): This article is about District 9 as written by a prawn. The prawn is not very good at English, so the article will be really shitty grammar. Still, the prawn is able to expose horrible conditions in his home district. All other articles ending with (bootleg) will share the same characteristics.
• District 9 (MWB): Similar to the bootleg article of District 9, but with a flair of anti-prawn hatred. You guessed it: All other other articles ending with (MWB) will offend even the BNP.
• I'll think of more articles...

MNU Approved: This category is for your everyday corporate propaganda, the exact opposite of the above.

• District 9: This is an introductory article, linking to human and non-human versions of MNU's article on District 9.
• District 9 (human): This is where MNU gets to redeem itself through sugar-coating its role in the history of the prawn reservation.
• District 9 (non-human): Same as the above, with a catch. If you notice the highlight and the summary of the non-human text images, they are very similar to their English counterpart, but instead of euphemisms and nice words like "Violators will be subject to international criminal law." and "Have a nice day!", non-human text will have commanding, more explicit content like "Violators will face the death penalty." and "Strength through unity, unity through faith.". My goal is to be subtle, like the white "nothings" in the Andrei Tarkovsky article
• Still more to come...

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Did you know...
that the phrase Do not hesitate to ask was carefully designed by call centre managers as a psychological prod, because although a double negative is literally a positive, the repeated use of a negative impinges on the subconscious and has the opposite effect, so that the listener subconsciously hears Do not ask or Do hesitate to ask. I know this phenomena because I am never wrong. POTR

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask, just not literally in front of the computer screen. I just want to be understood, that's all.
markchung The preceding unsigned comment was added by Markchung (talk • contribs)

Wow, thanks for the in-depth response - I'll give it the attention it deserves after I get through the rest of the stuff I need to do this morning. --UU - natter 08:18, Sep 2
Can I make a suggestion here? There seems to be a strong link to one of the concepts in here ad PCASF. In fact it sounds like a repeat of this concept, with the basis being a racial hate group - as opposed to a homosexual hate group. I'd like to see this developed on a user page before launched on the rest of the Uncyclopeadian community, because this idea will either rock, or tank. By the way, if the answer to the first question was no, too late. Pup t 09:18, 2/09/2009
I really don't like these kind of "comment" templates. They are even worse if you plan on using them on articles unrelated to district 9. In almost all cases, all they do is clutter the articles, and "canned-joke" templates always turn into tired jokes rather quickly. --Mn-z 16:52, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
If the templates are to be used across just this series of connected articles, and they are part of the concept, then I have no real problem with that. If they start getting used on other articles not part of this series and cluttering them up, then I would have a problem. Now that the idea has been explained, I'm cool with giving it a chance, but I'll be keeping an eye on this, and may end up moving it to userspace if I think it needs more time. But as the humour has been missed more than once now, I'd suggest making it a little more obvious in places exactly what you're trying to do - if everyone misses the point, arguably the point isn't actually there, if you see what I mean. --UU - natter 10:56, Sep 3

## edit Do you remember moving my article?

I'm almost complete but i need help just look at it here thx.bye. <img src="" alt="" width="32" height="32" />Sα∏♦ 08:09, September 3, 2009 (UTC) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Salh474 (talk • contribs) (I know technically you tried to sign it, but your sig doesn't work properly and this is helpful to me)

OK, I'll take a look. Quick tip: with links, capitalisation matters. Look at how I've formatted your link - that's how they work. --UU - natter 10:47, Sep 3
Um - I don't want to discourage you here - I can see you have put in plenty of work, and it's coming along - but I think it still needs work doing. My suggestion would be to put it up for a pee review and work on it based on the feedback you get. A good review will give you plenty of tips and advice on how to really make your article work. Once you've had a good review, and worked on the suggestions you get, come back, and hopefully we'll be in a position to move it back to mainspace. Good luck! --UU - natter 10:50, Sep 3

## edit Do you remember moving my article?

I'm almost complete but i need help; just look at it, i dont even know how to give a link to it. thx.bye.

<img src="" alt="" width="32" height="32" />Sα∏♦ 08:10, September 3, 2009 (UTC) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Salh474 (talk • contribs) (I know technically you tried to sign it, but your sig doesn't work properly and this is helpful to me)

OK, I'll take a look. Woah - deja vu. --UU - natter 10:47, Sep 3

## edit Thanks!

Thanks for the vote comment you left too. That made my day. 00:03, Sep 4

No problem man, just be sure to keep writing - I wanna see more stuff from you! --UU - natter 12:27, Sep 9

## edit Suddenly Susan Says Super (Brooke Shields)

 Miley Spears thanks you for votingFor the VFH nominated Brooke Shields. It was selected as theFeature article forSeptember 4, 2009!

Thanks for voting for! I'm glad you liked Suddenly Susan. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:53, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

## editUnSignpost 4th September

-- 16:40, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

## editKriptonite

Bro, that's fine that you removed the floating around "2nd nom" version. The only important thing is the article, which has now been upgraded to almost-maybe feature nom quality. Perhaps you could check the latest version I did with help of Mr N recently. If you have any advice, I'm all ears. Thanks--Funnybony 19:14, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

## editWhat's Going on Under There?

You see what I did there? That's called convoloution. My internet seems ti be working properly now so I hope to be more active again. Although this past week Uncyc has been competing with Fallout 3, you played that? It's just so brilliant!   22:34 4 September 2009

Fallout 3? I've heard good things about that, but with a kid on the way, I have zero cash available for any other stuff. New games are right out. I'm basically squeezing as much as I can out of the demos I download on the 360, gaming-wise. But I did hear the nipper's heartbeat for the first time this week, so very little can crush my mood at present! --UU - natter 08:24, Sep 6
I've sunk at least sixty hours into it over the past six days. Which is sort of terrible I suppose, I'm not even sure how I managed that because I got halfway through season two of CSI:Miami and wrote a short story. Anyway if you can scrimp together twenty quid I highly recommend it. And then another fifty for the downloads, which I've just started buying. And I'm glad to hear that everything's alright with the baby, hope Mrs UU is doing ok too. I've heard pregnancy can become a real drag after a while. Most women don't last much longer than nine months -- which is weak, don't you think? I could clear a year, easy!   13:12 6 September 2009
I've spent most of the last couple of days listening to an album called Chutzpah! by The Wildhearts, who are my favouritiest band ever ever ever. And looking forward to my holiday to Italy in a week and seeing the Wildhearts live shortly after we get back. If i can just get through one really tough week at work first, life should be good. Fortunately, I've ripped Chutzpah! to my mp3 player, so at least I'm armed to the teeth with weapons of ROCK! Ahem - I may be a little tired, it's past my bedtime, I think. --UU - natter 20:05, Sep 6
lower case "I", oh you are slipping. And Italy, that sounds... foreign. I might just look into this album.   22:23 6 September 2009
Actually, the "shift" key on my laptop is almost completely fucked - I'm making representations to my boss for a new keyboard because I nearly have to stand on it before the shift will work, and half the letters have been rubbed clean off the keys, which makes typing interesting! --UU - natter 08:06, Sep 8

## editAn electronic message from the desk of ChiefjusticeDS

Hi UU, I doubt you noticed the relative decline in my PEEing. Even if you didn't, I apologise for it. The reason is that soon I will be heading to University to have an education of sorts and I am currently in the midst of making sure I don't end up on the streets, playing the guitar and offering to PEE review people's....anythings for food. The only reason for this message is to make you aware of my departure and thus to stop you thinking I am no longer pulling my weight as, from now until the Christmas holidays, my number of reviews will drop considerably. Also, thank you very much for the PEEing awards, these things help me feel like a much more worthwhile person and I will continue to review when I can.

Thanks for all your help over the last couple of months. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:10, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Chief. The decline in your reviewing has been noticed, and we're working toward picking up the pace somewhat, but nobody here is blaming you for actually having a life. I've been thinking of getting one myself. Apparently they're quite useful. Before you do part for the undiscovered country, I'd appreciate if you would put you voice forward as the PEEr with possibly the strongest flow over the past few months toward the current RotM. I obviously have my own leanings, but I'd appreciate it if you would simply vote with your conscience. (Is it whoring to ask somebody to vote without telling them how they should vote? If it is, sorry UU, be gentle with my ban time.) Pup t 23:49, 5/09/2009
Hey Chief - of course I've noticed your contributions and the number thereof - I keep a close eye on things! But you have nothing to worry about as far as "pulling your weight" goes - very few people manage to sustain a high volume of pee for too long, real life tends to intrude in one way or another. Hell, it's stopped me doing as many reviews as I want to each month as well. I'm very grateful for the help you've given over the last few months, and wish you all the best with Uni and the stuff that really matters. Uncyc will be here if you get any spare time, and it'll be good to see you around, but it's not the most important thing: you're only a student once, so enjoy the hell out of it (I really miss being a student). --UU - natter 08:07, Sep 6

## editUnSignpost Randomber -5th

Eventually, please think of the spits</noinclude> Juffo-Wups! 02:15, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

## editZombies

So, I saw you delete User:Orian/UnBooks:The Zombie Diaries on my watchlist, and I asked Orian if I could have it in my userspace to work on it and such and he agreed. So, could you restore it and move it to my userspace? Thanks in advance. 02:05, 8 September 2009

Bang. --UU - natter 08:12, Sep 8
Thanks. 14:32, 8 September 2009

## editAnother thingy

I just noticed you deleted HowTo:Make a Toothpick out of a Raccoon's Penis, and I'd like to complete it in my userspace. I'm not the original author, but I saw the article and it looked promising. 02:18, 8 September 2009

And bang. --UU - natter 08:12, Sep 8
And thanks. 14:36, 8 September 2009

## editThanking you for your vote on Psyché

User:POTR/Psyche Pup t 22:27, 8/09/2009

## editI'm back!

And I'm black/ because I used to be white (nigga)/ and I think it's about tyme/ I started spitting this rhyme (bitch fuckka). Is it any good? Don't worry it has nothing to do with wrappers.   01:19 9 September 2009

Back in Black/ I hit the sack/ I been too long I'm glad to be back/ yes I'm let loose/ from the noose/ that's kept me hangin' around/ I been looking at the sky/ 'cause it's getting me high/ forget the hearse 'cause I'll never die/ I got nine lives/ cats eyes/ abusing every one of 'em and running wild/ 'cause I'm back... --UU - natter 11:55, Sep 9
Well, good to see anarchy isn't dead. But Marble Madness, how bad is it?   12:02 9 September 2009
Marble Madness? /me gets misty-eyed nostalgia-vision. Oh man, I remember breaking my mate's joystick in frustration at that game. (Note: that is not a euphemism in any way shape or form, and should not be interpreted as such) Wow, that takes me back... The article? Oh, right. It's not bad. I'd say without giving it a full review, I'd guess it'd get a score in the thirties from me - needs a few more chuckles to really shine, but quite nifty. Will that do for now? --UU - natter 12:16, Sep 9
Considering I threw it together pretty quickly that's better than I was expecting. And I never even knew it was an actual game, I just found teh red link somewhere and got the idea. And you broke your friend's joystick eh? And now you're having kids just to rub it in? Nice.   12:35 9 September 2009
What do they teach you kids in school these days? Go play it - learn something! --UU - natter 12:48, Sep 9
In schools? How to hide, stay out of the lime light and develop stalking tendencies because he's just so close. And yeah, I won't. Also I have an idea about merging CSI and Cluedo in unholy matrimony. I know we've already got a few CSI themed articles around but I like the idea. What think you?   12:59 9 September 2009
As with most overdone ideas, there's still room for more if it's a good spin on the idea. Handled properly, that could be one such spin. Give it a try, see what happens. Also, try playing the game for a minute or two at least - you never know, might give you an idea for the article. Or it might not... --UU - natter 13:51, Sep 9

## editDeleted Article

Hello, Back when I was young, one of my articles called Used Goods was deleted due to me doing something or other. It was a couple of years ago. Is it easy to restore this and chuck it at my userspace? mAttlobster. (hello) 11:38, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Well, User:Matt lobster/Used Goods already existed, so I moved it to User:Matt lobster/Used Goods1. --UU - natter 11:52, Sep 9
You're a star!! And ehhh...didn't realise it was already there...Thanks for your help. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:55, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Could I be cheeky enough to further request that Apoc.jpg and GBnowales.jpg also be restored. I assume they were deleted as nothing linked to them when the Used Goods was deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:06, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, as far as I know, deleted images can't be restored, they have to be re-uploaded. Unlike pages, which can always be restored, when an image is deleted, it's gone. And yes, I think they got caught in one of the regular unused image purges. --UU - natter 12:21, Sep 9
OK, well I guess regular unused image purges are a fact of life in this harsh unforgiving terrain. Thanks for your help. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

## editI'm still here!!

Just when you thought you had gotten rid of me I reappear with more tedious stuff for UU to help me with do for me. I would like to ask you to give me rollback ability to help me out when I'm doing maintenance and the like. I ask you only because you are the administrator I have had the most contact with (I know I live a sad, quiet Uncyc life) since my arrival and thus you can make a better decision as to my suitability. Don't feel you need to give them to me at all, apparently I'm given far too much in this life already (education, a home, food etc etc) I just figured it would be faster than trawling my way through all 3 of those edit screens. Oh and I promise I will leave to go to university soon. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:26, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Rollback? Sorry, beyond my capabilities that - only 'crats have the power to grant rollback. Have a word with that nice Mordillo feller, he's the man for that. --UU - natter 21:55, Sep 9
You have just shattered so many of my dreams! UU not able to do something on Uncyclopedia?? *Dies of the shock*. I shall head on over and ask Mordillo then, Ta very much anyway. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:05, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

## editNow, I don't deny being a little thick

But am I missing something here? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:00, 10 Sep

Er, depends what you think you're missing. --UU - natter 08:17, Sep 11

## edit Thanks UU

 STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETYSeriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

Long time no read! I got an E-mail because some IP left a comment on the talk page accusing the article of being copied from ED and all of a sudden I notice that the article is on the front page.....oh!...that's nice! So thanks for the vote! It's been a blur of researching, reading and Facebook for a few months here. I'll definitely catch up this winter, looks like some new interesting faces/ID's around. Hope you and the Mrs are doing well!--    21:01, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

He got himself pregnant you know.   21:03 11 September 2009

## edit You huffed Discordian American Princess!

Goddess will get you for that! Really I know it's my fault. I started it before I was ready because it was linked from Brooke Shields and I didn't want my first featured article to have red links. Then I couldn't think of how to do it. I'll work on it on my user page then put it back when it's an article. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:28, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Why do people have such an aversion to red links? I think having a few -- even in featured articles, can be helpful. People see that we don't have an article on something it prompts them to write it. Yes we have stuff like requested articles and Most wanted, but few newbies know to even look for those. This isn't an attack on you, Miley, I'm just venting over red-haters in general.   01:32 12 September 2009

## edit Can You Move This Back?

Is there any chance you can move this to my personal page or something rather than deleting it? Thx. 08:06, September 10, 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs) huffed "The Hernandez-Smaili Effect" ‎ (content was: 'The Hernandez-Smaili Effect Similar to the Dopplar Effect, the Hernandez-Smaili Effect has to do with the delay in which business information is adequa…' (and the only contributor was 'Loewenboy')) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Loewenboy (talk • contribs)

UU is away finding God right now. But as his personal advisor (I advised against going to see the pope by the way, there are far more suitable religions out there) could I perhaps re-direct you to another admin? Mordillo should be able to help you. :)   14:51 14 September 2009

## editGee thanks.

My internet friend went to Italy and all I got was this lousy ban. You even gave Mordillo 1 hour and 57 minutes more, which really made me feel loved.   20:09 14 September 2009

Well I didn't get anything, so you got 3 minutes more than me. I was even being productive at the time. There truly is not justice. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:01, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
I was being productive. I was... I was - AH! I was amending my score on the best PEEers of all time.   21:03 14 September 2009
I am willing to disperse diving justice if you two are feeling lonely. Also, Chief, thanks for the great review, I'll make some adjustments according to it. Also, this is not my talk page. ~ 21:04, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
OK, someone just has to write an article about diving justice, and I'm getting 50 percent credit for it. ~ 21:13, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
About what? Judges scuba diving in Italy? sounds like it might be amusing.   21:15 14 September 2009
Diving justice, or, better "Diving justices 'the heartwarming tale of the US supreme court's holiday to Italy'" Now that is an idea I can get behind. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:21, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
LOL. Behind.   21:24 14 September 2009
Quite. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:28, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
LOL! Behind is like bumming!   21:31 14 September 2009
Now who is being infantile? I don't think it is me, not this time at least. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:36, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
But DADDY! :@   21:38 14 September 2009
No that is my final word young Orian, no sweets or sausages for you! Now the joke is over. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
What joke's that Daddy? Is puppy not really a bad man?   21:46 14 September 2009
No, Puppy is a rather excellent fellow and I have definitely never defamed his character or made suggestive comments about his feelings towards young boys. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:47, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
But you said that he was on a list or sumsin? Were you lying?   21:49 14 September 2009
Yes, you see Orian, sometimes grown-ups have to lie, this wasn't one of those times and I'm very sorry. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:52, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Why are you sorry? Did you make Puppy go on the bad man list?   21:53 14 September 2009
Yes, and I hope, one day he can find it in his heart to forgive me... young orian, I shouldn't discuss my personal life with you, go to bed this instant! --ChiefjusticeDS 06:54, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Sheesh - you take a minute to think of people and they get picky over what present you give 'em. I am not here, this is a figment of your imagination. And this particular figment is off to bed for about 14 hours straight now. Bloody delays. --UU - natter 08:55, Sep 17
Yay! You love me three minutes more than Mordillo! :D You don't know how lucky you are that I was asleep.   11:57 17 September 2009

## edit Star Wars (2010)

#### Star Wars sequel announced, may contain disturbing twists

The controversial 2010 remake of Star Wars will have a sequel. This unpopular move was sparked after the remake was voted #1 for August 2009 by Uncyclopedia.
"We felt we may as well use the freedom given to us when we virtually wiped out 33 years' worth of continuity," said co-producer and co-director George Lucas, all the while taunting the editors at Wookieepedia.
Most reaction has been decidedly negative, with critics saying that "Lucas will most certainly take cues from the Devil himself" and that "he will most certainly manage to do what he did with the last film—make us regret being Star Wars fans."

Thanks for voting this into the Top 3 for August 2009! Sir MacMania GUN[20:45 16 Sep 2009]

## edit I'm back

For a while at least. Any ideas about articles that are just sitting there waiting for writing? -- Little Pink Sock 17:07, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

## editSo how's UU, 'e day?

Bet Rome was Romey. Better surely than being on the dole -- I don't even want to be here anymore. The whole thing is suffocating me slowly. Add to this my best friend just left for University and the last thing I said to him was "we should have done this more often", which is a tragedy all of it's own. And I'm starting to realise -- really realise, that I should have tried harder at school. Then there's just a multitude of little things gnawing away at me. And I thought depression was meant to be funny. Sorry, I'm pretty sure you're not a therapist, I'm just venting. Ignore me. Don't, obviously. On a happier note I came up with the title: UnBooks:Justice League of Document Controllers, like a receptionist really bigging up her job. Struck me as possibly funny.   15:33 21 September 2009

Just so you know - not ignoring you, just very busy again. Get back from holiday to several crises at work, all hugely urgent and requiring my attention yesterday. Fun! So have to run. Good title though. --UU - natter 16:16, Sep 21
Cool, cool. I'll probably start it later.   17:09 21 September 2009

## editUnSignpost September 10/17

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:39, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

## edit what's the UU situation nowadays?

so i'm trying to make a smooth comeback here, because a crash comeback is apparently ineffective. anyway, i've started with the unsignpost. what's your uncyc involvement level? can you donate a story sometimes? a UU obscure british dialect expression of the week? perhaps some crumpets? are you doing adminly duties, or can i provoke you into doing some writing? if i keep asking questions, will you hit me with a wrench? 01:53, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Hello Gerald, good to see you around again. I am busy. Busy busy busy. Work is a major pain again, and now I'm trying to buy a house! So I'm a mite less active than I'd like to be (the ckecking's still backed up, for instance, although I plan to blitz that friday). That said, I still love the USP, and was hoping against hope that someone would rescue it, because I'm just not in a position to. I'll chip in an article whenever I can, and will drop off ideas when I come up with them. If you remember, could you add a link to the latest ish under "things to watch" in my memory? That might give me the kick I need to contribute some news-juice. Now it's off to bed - mortgage hassles await on the morrow! --UU - natter 22:31, Sep 23
well the gents have been getting issues together for the past month, but i figured i'd give it the extra cheevers kick. good luck finding an acceptable dwelling for the missus with sewer access reasonably close for you. i'll feel free to pester you if i want some good old "colour" in an issue. 22:51, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
And if you want any pink you know who to call. Seriously though I'd like to become more active with the USP, I just never know what to write about. So if you've got an idea and not the time give me a poke. and a fiver. Or both, I don't mind if you pay for sex.   22:55 23 September 2009

## editNarny narny nar narr

I have more features than you again. And you suck gash narny narny nar nar! :P (please engage me in a race to the top of HS, it'll either make or break Uncyclopedia.) You suck gash!   23:04 23 September 2009

You have more features? Like, you have a second nose, or something? And why would I want to race? At my current rate, I'll have my next feature in January - I'm not sprinting to the top of any leaderboard soon. Unless it's the "admin who's deleted most ICU'd pages this year" leaderboard, or something. Narnia narnia nar whatever. --UU - natter 15:54, Sep 24
Hurumph, you're no fun. However final destination 4 is brilliant, lavishly ironic. I just love the whole series.   15:58 24 September 2009
I've never been fun. I still have no idea why you hang around this page. Tell you what: I'll race you to one featured picture. I win! Next... Actually, how about I race you to 200 reviews? ;-) --UU - natter 16:03, Sep 24
But you've got such a huge headstart! And I don't hang around here for fun, I just like, being your... pet?   16:17 24 September 2009
Yeah, but I'm averaging one review a month, so catching and overtaking me will be easy - right? Also: do I have to get a license for you then? --UU - natter 21:17, Sep 25

## edit Thanks!

 My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case!Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was. "If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped." Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo!

Thanks for enjoying it in spite of its length. :) 18:37, Sep 24

## edit Don't give me back Acme Looniversity

Actually...I don't want the page that got huffed back, instead I thought of having a page called Tiny Toons instead since that was their school and stuff, so there will be an article on that instead.MrCleveland 19:57, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

OK. I like the ones I don't have to do anything about. --UU - natter 21:18, Sep 25

## editSo I've just been thinking

When your kid is trying to learn your name -- and she has dribble all over her face and crayons in her mouth and ear, it'll sound like Pew Pew. LOL!!!   19:46 25 September 2009

Yes. Because that is my real name. Just like Orian is yours. If you sign anything else on your job applications, it's misrepresentation. Just thought you should know. --UU - natter 21:21, Sep 25
Don't talk to me about jobs. It's the polish. Or the Packies. Or the somethings. It's not my fault. Honest to god, I keep hearing that -- as a vote of sympathy! -- anytime I have to say I'm unemployed. And I'm on this "Gateway to Work" course thing, with all these people -- men, real men, with footballs and dreams of manual labour -- mentioning over and over again the same statistic of polish migrants and and how if they all left everything would be wonderful -- they're horrible. At least I'm willing to take some responsibility. I lack confidence and I was too lazy to start applying the minute I left school. That's down to me. Now that I'm actually trying I keep getting regected, which is the facist employers. And in a little while I'm gonna be put on a work placement for thirteen weeks, working for well under the minimum wage. At least that'll be valid experiance but still irritating. Anyway after that rant I think I'm going to bed now. Or maybe kill some zombies.   22:51 25 September 2009

## edit UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:03, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

## editI just had a brain fart

And I think that our 2009-2010 project should be Mass Effect. ~ 19:15, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Well, maybe. Not sure what kind of angle to take with that one, TBH. Plus it hasn't had the kind of popular culture exposure that other games have, making it quite a hard sell. Don't suppose you like the sound of English Accents: from the American perspective, there are two - posh (upper class twit) and common (cockney). Oh, and whatever that woman on Frasier is meant to be doing, so 3. Wait, Scottish - 4. And Irish - 5. Plus a guide to Hollywood representations thereof. It's an idea I've had kicking around for a while and not done anything with, and it would probably help to get Johnny Foreigner's perspective on it, ,what? --UU - natter 19:40, Sep 27
That seem to me like a really English sort of article and being a Johnny Foreigner myself, it'll be a bit problematic. Maybe we write about gays in Scotland? ~ 19:49, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough, maybe it needs an American perspective. I like your idea though. Maybe we write about their constant neediness? --UU - natter 20:02, Sep 27
We'll need to interview Orian. You think he'll play along? ~ 20:11, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Needy!? I am not needy, I'm unloved. There's a difference of sorts. It is horrible up here though. There is no scene. There is no love. There is no warmth. It's a giant barren cunt of a country and I want out! I'm sure that'll give you shovel fulls of laughs.   20:47 27 September 2009
Wow, that gives unlimited comedic potential. Although with the opportunity to cover points from a fabulous pink and orange tartan to a slightly more effeminate Highland games, via the true origins of the kilt and sporran and so forth, we might just be able to squeeze an article out of it by about this time next year. Wanna go for it? --UU - natter 11:26, Sep 28
Oh I see. Fine. Be like that.   11:34 28 September 2009
Well OK then, I will. --UU - natter 15:19, Sep 28
"Well OK the, I will" What are you, six?   16:20 28 September 2009
I know you are, you said you are, but what am I? --UU - natter 17:16, Sep 28
My Mummy says that your Daddy's a lesbian. Narny narny nar nar!   18:32 28 September 2009
Yeah? Well, whoever smelled it dealt it. --UU - natter 18:35, Sep 28
Yeah well I'm gonna do a poo in your mouth!   19:16 28 September 2009
/me bursts through door. an american perspective, you say? why, i'm an american, and i'm capable of a fair amount of perspecting. 23:42, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Oh crikey, 'ang on, would that mean me actually writing something? My approach to collabs is, er, considered. If you're cool with that, and you like the idea, then I'd love to work with you on something other than the Signpost Gerry. Just don't expect it to get finished sometime soon. --UU - natter 11:26, Sep 28

## edit Pee Review purgation

In an attempt to shorten the Pee Review queue without actually doing any work, I've started being all italic and nominating crappy articles from the queue on VFD. I figure that if I were to review an article and I wouldn't have anything more to say than "this sucks, start over or give up" (like I did with Raka), I might as well put it on VFD and let the community say in a few votes what I would spend an in-depth review telling them, thus freeing up the queue for articles that have a shot at improvement. Just thought I'd tell you to see what you think, and so you don't get the impression that I'm trying to scare your customers away. -- 21:33, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Also, can you explain what to do about this? Making this Pee Review page is the user's only contribution, and while the text on the page would make a mediocre-but-keepworthy UnNews article, I doubt the author's going to come back or even care what happens. My executive function is totally failing as to how to handle this. -- 21:45, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
About the Burt Reynolds thing - I'd put that on QVFD, as it's not a review request. I've deleted it with a hopefully helpful note in case they do come back. As to nominating crappy articles on VFD, that's less good. We've had articles kept before because they were waiting for a review, and the comments on VFD are rarely any help to anyone genuinely looking to improve their article. How do you think it would feel to a new editor who has put their article up for review hoping to get some helpful tips on improving, and instead it suddenly gets nommed for deletion? Not going to encourage them to stick around and improve, is it? Granted, many crap articles that get reviewed never get improved, which is disheartening. But some do, so we can't dismiss all the "poor" articles out of hand, you never know where the next good writer is going to emerge from. Besides, the queue seems to go in cycles - it gets longer, someone goes on a rampage, it gets shorter. I've been watching it for over 2 years now, and it's happened several times. I have no doubt it will happen again. So don't do this. By all means remove anything doing well on VFH, but don't nom for deletion while it's up for review. --UU - natter 11:47, Sep 28
Okay, my reasoning was that if I would never review a certain article then I shouldn't impose on someone else to review it. It seems to me that the "undesirables" will sit at the bottom of the queue until some poor fool picks them up. When I reviewed Raka, it was at the bottom and the second-to-last request was days younger than it, so people were obviously avoiding it. But I'll stop since you asked so politely. -- 14:56, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Also, for the record, other requests I prefer to skip over completely are ones where the it's not the author making the request but rather someone who likes the article but hasn't worked on it, and any request by <insert name here>. Man, I hate that guy. -- 15:09, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
I agree with the second point there - I was very close to closing that request myself, and I might yet, if my mood gets worse. But I appreciate you leaving the other requests alone - I know more than most that it can be a chore reviewing the crap when it doesn't get acted on (I'd say half of the reviews I've ever done never got acted on, that's 75-odd wastes of my time). But several times, I have been surprised, and a decent little article has emerged following some decent advice - and I'd like to think that a few little diamonds are worth sorting through a chunk of silt for. --UU - natter 15:18, Sep 28
I have to apologise firstly as I have not kept up with the output of reviews myself, <bullshit> simply as I have a real life. </bullshit> One thing that I would like to see is when older member's of the community do the adoption thingy, that they are the ones to go through and review their adoptee's work. I haven't been here long enough to feel like adopting - my psuedo adopting is enough for me - and I was never adopted - because some bugger from England turned me down - but it seems to me that as a symbiotic relationship it makes sense that the first few reviews for a n00b come from one source - preferably a style that the n00b likes - so they can mould and shape and bleagh. It also means that more important stuff (ie, mine) gets reviewed a little faster. Pup t 22:54, 29/09/2009
It happens - most people do a flurry of reviews for maybe a month or two, then calm down, particularly if, during that month or two, they win the RotM award. Despite my best efforts with awards and top tens and the like, most people kinda tail off after that. Even I'm doing one a month at best at present. I am considering suggesting to active members a kind of review queue "blitz" though, because there is a bit of a backlog. My suggestion will be: all active members (about 15, at a rough guess) do 2 reviews each this weekend. That should cut the queue right down to size. How does that sound? --UU - natter 13:46, Sep 30
I'll do it. that'll earn me the diamond dumper.   13:49 30 September 2009
I know I'm butting my nose in (is that a mixed metaphor?), but I agree very strongly with UU. If someone is looking for help by requesting a Pee Review, slapping them with VFD is just that, a slap in the face. For example, the first article I posted here was very crappy. But some user or other posted some very helpful comments on my talk page (nicely saying it's crap but here's a place you can go for suggestions on making it better), and then did a Pee Review (basically saying it's no longer completely crap), and then after I improved it yet again, voted for it on VFH. Had someone simply VFD'd it, I might have simply left this site. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:12, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

## editHerr Unter Benutzer

It was villen goot to work with you on der artikel. And I'd like to say danke schon on ze zehr fun ve had.

Also, it gave me an idea to do a reskin of Üncyclopedia, the Germanic Encyclopedia that anyone can edit for the glory of the fatherland. What do you think?

Also, did you notice the FH template? ~ 08:04, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Hello? Also, you anal bastard. Thank you for cleaning after me. ~ 09:00, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Hello. I'm going to miss having that as an ongoing in-joke. I think our next in-joke should be taking a year to think what our next collab should be! Ja, I saw zer template, zehr gut, mein freund. I think the reskin would have been fun to tie in with the day it was featured, but without something to link it in to, it'd just look a bit odd for no real reason. Plus I'm no good at reskins. Still, if you can think of something to link it to then let me know! --UU - natter 16:21, Oct 3

## editUU! I'm skiving off of my work placement to edit Uncyclopedia!

I feel like a real uncyclopedian! so yeah, whats up? still horrendously busy or can you give some quick insult about how I'm needy and scottish and things? Not that I am but you get the idea.   13:19 30 September 2009

I'll sub for him as he is incredibly busy. You're a needy Scottish. Stop being so gay. ~ 13:37, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
What he said, with an added correction of your typo. Gotta dash! --UU - natter 13:48, Sep 30
you make me sad. Here I am taking time out of my busy life to talk to you and you're just bullies. :(   13:50 30 September 2009
You're right. We're so low we're not good enough even as Haggis filling. ~ 13:58, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
Fee fi fo fum! I smell the blood of an Unglushmun!   14:02 30 September 2009

## edit UnBan

Hey, could you release Roman Dog Bird's ban? I left an important message on his talk page regarding, well, swastikas and an apology. Also, I don't see why he isn't doing anything good. Sure, he doesn't make a single fucking article, but he's one hell of banner. In fact, this wiki would be full of spam without him.-

Admins can unban themselves. RDB's an admin right?   20:52 1 October 2009
• 09:39, 1 October 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs | block) blocked 75.47.144.132 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (1. don't piss around with other people's talk pages. 2. RDB does a lot of good work around were. 3. we ain't wikipedia, bub. 4. get get get get get over it.)
• 19:31, 1 October 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs | block) changed block settings for 75.47.144.132 (Talk) with an expiry time of Judgement Day (anonymous users only, account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) ‎ (Me? Good work? Bullshit! So, Mr. 75.47.144.132. WHY HAVEN'T YOU BANNED ME YET, LIKE YOU'VE SAID YOU'RE GONNA?!?! DO IT, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• 21:10, 1 October 2009, Under user (Talk | contribs | block) blocked #44100 (expires 21:10, 2 October 2009, account creation blocked) (Autoblocked because your IP address has been recently used by "Roman Dog Bird". The reason given for Roman Dog Bird's block is: "Never doing ANY good work around here. Is that betterer?")
• 21:11, 1 October 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs | block) resurrected Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) ‎ (Yes it is, but now I have to delete some gay ass shit that some dweeb just put up.)
Any questions? --UU - natter 21:39, Oct 1
No, master admin. I only have one comment: I'm going to kill 75.47.144.132.-
You do know that if 75.47.144.132 turns up dead you're a valid suspect. death threts in writing, bud, you gotta be careful.   22:01 1 October 2009
He's probably trapped in his basement all day, I doubt anybody sane murderer would waste time killing him.-
I got banned once... it was a Thursday. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:04, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Oh that only works if you don't ask for it. Like I'm not asking for a ban now. because I'm not looking for any attention.   22:06 1 October 2009
I don't want to be banned, I'm a useful and productive uncyclopedian! I was just reflecting on that one time, and how I had to go and lie down because I was so shocked. I thought it would never happen to me! --ChiefjusticeDS 22:12, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Oh and while you're here, do you like my new picture?
22:17 1 October 2009
Stunning. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:20, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Is no one going to question this? I know there's nothing wrong with infantalism but it's weird, right? I'm not normal. Right?   22:30 1 October 2009
Orian, no-one is going to look twice at your passion for putting things into your mouth and sucking them, sorry to say. And as for infantalism, everyone who has a SP avatar has just put themselves into the place of a third/fourth/fifth grade animated character, and if you're looking for weirdness on Uncyclopedia, you've come to the right place. (Having said that, it is a cute avatar.) Pup t 22:47, 3/10/2009
Cute, cute -- that's all I wanted.   00:03 4 October 2009

## edit A word from your new insect computer WotM

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN[23:02 1 Oct 2009]

## edit Name change

Just got a reply from Sannse, who says that user names are permanent. I'll act out via signature--I sporked yours, but it took a long time to learn the double-brace trick. Spιke|(talk) 01:54, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

PS--Of course, first I searched your user page to see if I had corresponded with you here before, and the first hit was the {Username} trick, above ("I hate that guy") and it took a full 30 seconds to realize the obvious explanation. I'm so defensive!
Pretty much everyone has fallen for {{username}} at one point or another. Me possibly less than some because people so rarely call me Under user - it's the capitalisation as much as anything... Anyway, I figured that would be the case, but that sig should get people calling you Spike anyway. You just need to use it properly now - here's how: go to the "my preferences" tab, and in the signature box put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:SpikeFromNH/nameofpagewhereyoursigcodeiskept}}, then tick the "custom signature" box underneath it. Scroll to the bottom of the page to save your changes, and job's a good one, and you don't put all that code in a page every time you sign it. Like the sig, by the way, minimalism is good! --UU - natter 08:27, Oct 2
I had taken you off my watchlist, but returned here to ask you that exact question! I had already found "My preferences," of course. (I didn't actually sculpt those color boxes into your talk page!) But I did notice that my code was inserted into your page, whereas other users got double-brace syntax that is both more concise and is likely to pick up future changes to their signatures. (Being a veteran of `runoff`, I assumed the answer was to type 3 or 4 braces.) SUBST had already somehow been added to the filename I typed in Preferences, but nosubst had not. This will be a test. By the way, I found no Help on the My preferences forms--Is this deliberate? User:SpikeFromNH/signature 12:04, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Again, most people have a little fun when they try making their first sig. Looks like your test worked, nice one! As to the Help thing, you probably won't find much help where it would actually be helpful, possibly due to Wikia sucking, possibly not. Anyway, there's UN:HELP, which occasionally has some answers you might find useful. Beyond that, the best way to find something out is to ask someone. You can always ask me - if I can't answer, I'll just go bug someone who can! --UU - natter 12:08, Oct 2
Oh, and there's UN:SIG for general sig related thingies. --UU - natter 12:10, Oct 2
You're right again, the help on signatures (and how not to go crazy with them) is good. I either read the start of Help for Beginners and got to work, or didn't read it at all, thinking my stripes at Wikipedia were sufficient. Thanks. User:SpikeFromNH/signature 01:04, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Wikipe-tan

The article Wikipe-tan is still under construction. May I get back the source page for futher editing? Thanks!

SoHome Jacaranda Lilau 20:59, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

## editLooks like...

...your "hey, guys, let's actually do Pee Reviews" thing is working, like, really well. Nice. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:23, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. I did one tonight, and I'll do the other one Saturday. Good thinking there, UU. "Under User calls out the cavalry. The pee cavalry." USP material? 07:17, Oct 3
Can you make people vote on VFD too? There are currently only three people voting. -- 15:44, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Uhh, I still vote. Regularly. And I now feel hurt and undervalued, so no. (What can I do to make people vote? It'll pick up again soon enough, same as the rest of the site). --UU - natter 16:44, Oct 3
I'd vote, but I forgot to. /Dex begins reading crap for two hours while listening to Tupac. (Cause Pac is fuckin' gangsta.) MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:47, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
I know you vote, UU. I know you do. But what I meant was that at the the time of posting, there were a good ten or so noms on there that only had votes from those three guys, and maybe a vote from someone like you or me or some weirdo. -- 04:31, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
USP material indeed! if we could get someone to deliver it... 04:16, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Remove VFH nom

Hey, are you able to remove the VFH nom for Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnTunes:Goodbye facebook screen? Author request (See comments, blah). Otherwise I might have to start a campaign of voting against, and that would suck. Pup t 22:50, 3/10/2009

Dude, I totally did that for you. Also, this isn't my talkpage. 23:01, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
True, but these ease also the only paige eye no with a spill cheque Pup t 23:39, 3/10/2009
Spelchek is dum. 07:56, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
True as a general rule, but this spellcheck is intelligently selective. Also, this is my talkpage - how did that happen? --UU - natter 16:12, Oct 4
I don't know. I'm just here because the blue background really brings out the red in my eyes. 18:16, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
It brings out your varicose veins as well - at least put a robe on if you're going to strut around here! --UU - natter 09:22, Oct 5

## editIt's almost time, you sexy judge you

Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. 00:18, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

I'm ready. My "business partner", shady Derek, has my bribe rates advertised accordingly. They're very reasonable, because we are in a recession, after all. --UU - natter 09:25, Oct 5

 Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!Now go play in traffic.

For being too on-the-ball. 09:17, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

I guess I've just been looking forward to seeing that template on AE's page. Hope he at least sees it. --UU - natter 09:27, Oct 5
You have weird hopes. 09:28, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
UU and AE up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G! First came love/ Second came marriage/ Third came the baby in a broken carriage! :P   09:32 5 October 2009
Jealousy ill becomes you. --UU - natter 09:33, Oct 5
<Insert typical playground response here> :P   14:20 5 October 2009

## edit Thanks for your huff

Thanks for huffing Why do I need to provide this?/NotM thanks. I accidentally created the page without putting "User:" at the beginning. I was going to ask an admin to huff it, then got distracted and forgot. STUPID NOOB! :-) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:21, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

We've all done it, and I was passing - no worries! Congrats on the deserved award, BTW. --UU - natter 18:23, Oct 5

### edit request

A very helpful user here was showing me alternate templates for doing Pee Reviews, and nicely copied one here: User:Why?/Template:Pee. Unfortunately, this is part of my sxpxr sxcrxt sxckpxppxt (please don't tell an admin), and I copied it to my user space. Could you huff User:Why?/Template:Pee for me? (And seriously, some kind admin or other let me keep User:Why?--my brain wasn't working when I chose a user name that's 10 kilometers long. I often go there first, then when it redirects to my actual user page, copy and paste to sign in, start a new page on my user space, etc. It's very convenient, I'm thinking about changing my real user name to Why?, and it keeps me from playing on the street.) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Sure thing, Chief

And I'm not just saying that 'cause you could ban me. See, if that last assh-confused gentleman had approached me the way you did, I wouldn't have had to hand him such a brutal internet beatdown. (I am aware that there is no such thing. I said it for the lulz.) My congradulations to you for civility and understanding. If anything, you won the game.

Though I understand that dick jokes are basically a language for immature brats, I would like to remind that they can be funny in the right context. E.G., our penis article is longer than Longcat. And Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

I'll try to re-double my humorous efforts, possibly center my jokes more around... AngelCunts. It's GENIOUS. DemonDick 01:28, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

OK, good luck with that. I agree - a good dick joke still has its place in the world - hell, Kevin Smith made a career out of them! But as I say, we get so many poor ones, we almost forget that. --UU - natter 19:09, Oct 5

## edit UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:07, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Thanks for the beer

Thank you for offering to buy me a beer for my doing Pee Reviews! But I'll warn you, I'm very particular about the beer I drink. If it comes in a can, it doesn't come in my mouth. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:56, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Woah, dejá-vu. You only need to say it once, dude! --UU - natter 21:01, Oct 5
I put it both on my talk page and yours because some people (like me) sometimes forget to check for responses on someone else's talk page. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Not me - if I leave a message, I always watchlist the page and keep an eye on it. Posting the same conversation on two pages can lead to confusion. I'm confused right now, although at my age, that's nothing special. --UU - natter 08:42, Oct 6

## edit I have trouble welcoming new people--do I need counseliing?

I've tried putting the welcome template on a few unwelcomed noobs' pages, and it comes up as "Hello, {{subst:BASEPAGENAME}}...." instead of showing their user name. I even tried doing this on a test page under my user name, and even saved it did the same thing. But when I just tried previewing it here on this very talk page, it showed up as "Hello, Under user...." Can you tell me Why? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:08, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

You can see what I'm talking about at User:Why do I need to provide this?/test. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:13, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Have you tried using the javascript tool? If not instructions for the various ones available can be found here. Try those first, they may be far more simple than what you are currently trying. If you are trying those then, Hi, I'm ChiefjusticeDS and I like PEE. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:18, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Crud, hang on, go to UN:WC, then click on where it says, "for a list of useful tools when welcoming new users". That should magically teleport you to the page I was aiming at. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:29, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
I'm a little nervous about playing with magic, but I'll try it. Thanks (although if the standard welcome template is broken, it should still be fixed). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:31, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Here's how it is: Preview is wonky, and you need to SUBST: the template to get all the code in it to work correctly. SUBSTing welcome templates is also good because it makes it look like maybe, just maybe, you're an actual person and not just a bot who slapped a template on their page and left. If UU were still with us today, I'm sure he'd agree. -- 21:32, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
OK, so you mean I use {{SUBST:Welcome}}, right? I want to write my own version in any case, so would that be {{SUBST:User:Why do I need to provide this?/Welcome}}, assuming of course that's the name of my welcome page? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:50, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe. -- 22:20, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
I think you'll find that if I had been around at that time last night, I'd have been saying "js? Talk to Spang - that's so not my thang." My auto welcome script died some time ago, and I haven't bothered to fix it. On the rare occasions I welcome someone, I just type the subst thingy in - takes about a second anyway. What the hell. --UU - natter 08:34, Oct 6
Thanks for all of your help. I've welcome a boat load of people now, and it's working just fine (even though no one's ever responded--why do so many people take the trouble of making an account and then never make any edits? I don't get it). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:34, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

## edit There is no Cannibal

There is no Cannibal. The Cannibal do not exist. 05:06, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Oh-kayyyy. --UU - natter 08:43, Oct 6
At least when I harrass you it's about something.   09:43 6 October 2009

## edit "Plunger" is gone!

I was trying to help User talk:Psybergirl74 with this (originally as a shameless attempt to reduce the Help backlog to call attention to my name-change request) but she hasn't done anything here in the week allowed. Oh well.   11:11, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Separately, I notice that Community pages are not editable under this new user name. Will this correct itself after the four-day waiting period, or does someone have to intervene to give `SPIKE` the privileges that `SpikeFromNH` had?   00:00, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

I would say it should correct itself - there are certainly no extra privilege groups your old username was part of that your new one isn't. And if you want the Plunger article back, all you have to do is ask - it went because it had the construction tag on and no edits in a week - it can easily be restored to userspace if the author returns to work on it. --UU - natter 08:14, Oct 7
Indeed, at the 96-hour mark, I was REBORN! and cast a couple of VFD votes to celebrate. Thanks, I do not want Plunger back--There are bigger fish to fry--but the new user had potential. My eyes wandered to the following section...is Mass Effect anything like Water Retention?   02:36, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

## editI'm pretty sure we had that discussion before

But we need to discuss this once more as I'm going through Mass Effect again. Williams or T`soni? ~ 11:36, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I did try both, but it forces you to choose - sassenrassenfrassen... Went for 'em both on different playthroughs. I guess T'soni seemed more of a hippy and less of a God-botherer, and didn't come out with that "captain, my captain" crap... You? --UU - natter 20:27, Oct 7
Ah, I tend to agree, we are all for hippies. Especially those with blue skin. ~ 09:56, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

## editJack Bauer Facts

"In case some overly grumpy admin takes offence"? It ain't about taking offence - only admins or poopsmiths remove VFD tags. Here's one good reason why: articles nommed for deletion without a delete tag are automatically kept as an invalid nom - so removing the tag could be an attempt to invalidate the vote, which is essentially cheating. While it's on VFD, the tag has to stay - deal with it. And asking if it's OK to remove it and then doing it without getting a response? Not good either. Have a little patience, Funnybony. You are lucky I don't ban you for that - consider this a strong warning. (But I'm not being grumpy, that's just how things work, OK?) --UU - natter 18:24, Oct 7
OK. you're right. It's done. Actually I was just trying to protect Uncyclopedia. I'm not sure if Jack Bauer has seen the VFD tag, but if he does, they'll be, ah, heck to pay? Thanks.--Funnybony 13:37, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
Now I checked the page and the VFD tag is GONE!? I didn't do that - I had put it back. So I don't want you to think I'm not following your directions. I don't want to get a ticket, or it will increase my insurance.--Funnybony 18:55, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
Check the revision history. UU closed the VFD nom. 18:58, 7 October 2009
Yeah - I actually went to your talk page to explain that, but my 'puter crashed before I could save it, and I had to go do other stuff (kick lumps out of people at "soccer", mostly). --UU - natter 20:34, Oct 7

## edit so i was just fucking around when i saw the huff log

and i was like "holy shit, look at all that crap UU huffed today" as i munched down a whole family-size pack of chips, then i thought "say, mahmush, how does UU find the time for all that adminy shit, beside his daytime job and his happy little family?" then i burped (deeply) and went to the ladies restroom and puked... how do you find the time, though? FreddAin't Dedd 19:57 October 8 '09

With SAVINGS!!!! -- 20:40, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
shut up. you're not thinkerer :) FreddAin't Dedd 20:44 October 8 '09
Well, generally my job involves a lot of waiting for stuff to compile, and while that's happening, there's not much other work I can do, so I come on here and ban 'tards until I can do work again. And I'm on more in the evenings because I am buying a house and have a child on the way and therefore have no money to go out and do anything else with any more. And my XBox is fucked. --UU - natter 19:20, Oct 9
Oh dude! That's hard news. :( I'm really building a relationship with my console. Like Halo, I properly started to get into that (as I mentioned earlier but below here) and I'm in the process of polishing off the last few achievements in Fallout 3, which I'll complete even if it kills me. GTA IV is up there too, especially with The Ballad of Gay Tony coming soon. And I recently found a few people to play Left 4 Dead (shameless link to something shameful) with and it's so much more fun with people. I have 11250 gamerscore.   05:28 10 October 2009
Well, I'll be moving house soon, so it's not like I need the XBox - any other spare time at home not spent on Uncyc is spent on filling boxes with crap to take to the new place, store in the loft and never use. Oh, and signing lots of documents our solicitor sends us. Actually, my XBox is only partly fucked. It plays 3 of the 8 games I have. The others it either doesn't recognise as discs, or (far more amusingly) it thinks are DVDs. Why is that amusing? Well, because it tries to read them as DVDs, and they have a tiny bit of DVD content on them in case that happens: it displays a message that says "please insert this disc in an XBox 360 console". I find that amusing. I also have a gamerscore. I have absolutely no idea what it is. --UU - natter 13:17, Oct 12
That would annoy me alot more than it being completely fucked. And as for the gamerscore only fuckwits care so it's ok. Mine is definitly higher though so you suck, basically.   16:35 12 October 2009

## editSo UU was all Like Buy Chutzpah!

And I'm all like yeah ok maybe later and then later came and I was all like maybe I should buy Chutzpah and Amazon.co.uk was all like ok I'll give it to you for £6.95 and I'm all like OK and then I listened to it and all like man this Chutzpahs are amazing I'm gonna buy all their albums now. so yeah, awesome CD, ta for the recommendation.   22:17 8 October 2009

here's a recommendation. Buy a manowar album, they're gay (as in homosexual) but very good —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 22:35 October 8 '09
Shut up fag (as in cigarette).   22:36 8 October 2009
you calling me a cigarette? i'm really insulted *cries in a corner* —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 22:54 October 8 '09
Wow, you're such a pansy (as in flower). —Syndrome (PenisPenisPenisPenisPenis) 00:13, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
why, thank you —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 00:18 October 9 '09
Fuck (as in to have rough sex with) you.   00:40 9 October 2009
would you give me a break? please, orian? —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 00:56 October 9 '09
Break (as in wear out from overuse)? —Syndrome (PenisPenisPenisPenisPenis) 03:12, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Ok (as in yes I'll break you in) Giddy-up!   03:55 9 October 2009
Cool, I'm glad you like it. It's still the only thing in my car CD player, and has been since I got it. These guys have been my fave band since 1992 when they released their first album. I've seen 'em over 30 times now. I realise this makes me sound kinda sad, but hey, when has that ever stopped me? If you do buy any more of their stuff, here's the order to do it in: 1. Earth vs The Wildhearts (an absolute fucking classic); 2. PHUQ; 3. The Wildhearts; 4. Don't Be Happy, Just Worry; 5. Fishing For Luckies; 6. The Wildhearts Must Be Destroyed. Here's what not to buy: Endless, Nameless (the sound of a band on far too much heroin, fighting with each other, and deciding that "unlistenable distortion" is a good production sound for an album). And if you ever get the chance, see them live - their rapport with the crowd is second to none, and you always get an amazing vibe at the gigs, hardcore fan or not. A mate who had never heard their stuff came to a gig with me the other year and came out with a stupid grin on his face proclaiming it the best gig he'd been to in years. I shall now stop my enthusiastic fanboy drivel, and go ban some people and delete some stuff. Good morning, everyone! --UU - natter 08:47, Oct 9
Woah dude, you forget, I'm not not normal: I hate live music. I much prefer the cleaned up synthesised and entirely unreal versions CDs provide. And 'gigs' are even worse. All those horrible, beautiful, sweating people polluting my air and enjoying themselves with their drink and their drugs -- asking me questions like "why, don't you want to dance?" and "come, on, why don't you just let go?" that I don't know how to answer! No matter how much I like these guys I could only come away from their show with an acute sense of relief and renewed hatred of my fellow bipeds. I'm sorry.   16:36 9 October 2009
Hey, whatever floats your boat, although you don't tend to get too many beautiful people at Wildhearts gigs! Just remember, if you are serious about listening to more of their stuff, Earth Vs is excellent, Endless Nameless is almost unlistenable (and I say that as the kind of hardcore fan that has Japanese-only import versions of albums and fan-club-only limited edition releases and low-quality live bootlegs and whatnot). And that's all I'll say on the matter, because I could bore for my country talking about that band! Anyway, how's sunny Scotland? --UU - natter 19:30, Oct 9
Scotland? I dunno I import all my news from the real world. Sometimes you can smell the sunshine on the pages. With me personally it's much teh same as ever. Meaning nothing. Well a whole shit load of Halo (and Halo ODST), which I'd highly recommend. It took me a while to get into it properly but I need the gamerscore. And Halo ODST I'd recommend wither or not you're a fan of the series, it's just an all round solid game. My Uncyc life is dragging a bit, still have no idea for the PLS, well I do, but I doubt it'll work out brilliantly (or it will but people will realise it's the same as Neurotic) I'm also working on celebrating Halloween again this year. reasonably impressed with how teh first bit turned out. Let me know what you think as I finish it. Oh and I also bought this really good CD, 'Chutzpah!' by The Wildhearts, you ever heard of them?   00:26 10 October 2009
Go here. Just sayin'. --UU - natter 18:58, Oct 15
You so didn't notice that, did you? It's only a free extra track for the album being given away free on their website for free. And it's only a good one. Not to worry. --UU - natter 09:26, Oct 18
Look, there's only so much of your talk page I can keep up with. As for the link and song, ta and I like it, not my favourite (that being a toss between "The Jackson Whites" and "You are proof... that I am too lazy to type out the whole title of this song") but still cool.   15:34 18 October 2009
Good choices (mine are Mazel Tov Cocktail and John of Violence, although Jackson Whites takes off like a missile live. I was just buzzing on Zeen Requiem because when I posted that link, they'd said the song would be released the following day, then left a couple of cunning puzzle clues that die-hard fans who like puzzles (like, er, me) could solve to get the thing a day early. And I was the first to tell them I'd done it (they were worrying they'd made it too hard, apparently) so I was geeking out severely. Hey, it's what I am, why fight it? --UU - natter 17:48, Oct 19
Because it's weird and makes people nervouse. Sure it's all right here, nobody gives a fuck if you're an open Wildhearts fan. But, you know, small towns have small minds. I imagine it'd be like having tits in Iran. As for the rest of that shpeel, congratulations! And I like most of the album, John of Violence works really well when playing GTA IV The Lost and Damned (because the protagonists name is Johnny). Anyway, I've already moved on. Found out that Paramore released their new album. So I've probably fallen from grace quite severely now, I'd imagine.   02:54 20 October 2009
Someone's stolen my Hebrew nickname and made it into a band?! What will I be called now?! D: -- DameViktoria 16:28, 18 Oct
Your Hebrew nickname is The Wildhearts? --UU - natter 21:34, Oct 18
No she actually read what I wrote. I'm really surprised you never picked up on it. Considering how gay for these guys you are and all.   02:54 20 October 2009

## edit Hey, are you okay?

I was looking at the ban logs and noticed that your ban reasons seem to be full of vitriol. Are you okay? I'm worried about you. Maybe you should take a break for a little while. Please consider my words. Thanks a lot. Saturday, 23:46, Oct 10

Necropaxx, I think what you're seeing is UU being British. But if you're right, I hope UU is able to relieve his stress by spending some time with the missus and maybe playing a few games of soccer. —Syndrome (PenisPenisPenisPenisPenis) 02:26, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
Heh, I'm actually in a fairly decent mood at the moment, and not too strung out by work either. Most of those ban reasons were pretty well deserved - d'you see the drivel they'd been inflicting on our innocent servers? I try to match ban reasons to the contributions, when I can be bothered. Besides, I have a long way to go before my ban reasons are anywhere near as vitriolic as RDB's. But thanks for the concern! --UU - natter 09:35, Oct 11
Alright. I didn't actually check the backstories, but there were several ban reasons in a row that prompted the concern. But you're okay, so it's all good. Here, have a cookie:
 Necropaxx has awarded you a cookie!Now go play in traffic.

For being a great user and admin! Sunday, 23:23, Oct 11

Coo, ta! /me preens. --UU - natter 13:08, Oct 12

## edit A girly request for help

I know you've done it, I want to learn how to, too! What do I need to do to get that bouncy thingie that's soo cutesyputesy pink(!) to replace the uncyc logo on my user/talk pages? Could you give me the code, since I can't seem to be smart enough to find it, even if I am relatively skilled at code-scrumping... (there should be an article on scrumping if there is none yet... It's just one of those things that confuse foreigners... ^_^) -- DameViktoria 10:10, 12 Oct

I think I just done didified it for you. If it's not to your exact specifications, there are some figures in there you can play with to get it exactly where you want it. Said the actress to the bishop. Or whatever. --UU - natter 13:07, Oct 12
Thanks, you're a true darling! ^_^ -- DameViktoria 20:20, 12 Oct

## edit Question about Poo Lit surprise suitability

I created a blank page for my upcoming article User:Myocardialinfarction/Sexual Orienteering, but before the poo lit contest started (I hadn't even remotely finished it enough for public viewing). Would I be able to post it and enter for the 'best article by a n00b' category? (I've been here slightly less than 3 months). I humbly prostrate myself before your judgement and assume the position. Thx Myocardialinfarction 13:33, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

I'd recommend asking Modus - seeing as he's running this PLS and all. --UU - natter 13:53, Oct 13

## editSomeone mentioned that we never talk anymore.

And I started thinking, you know? I realized that it's true. We never talk anymore. Weird. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:07, 13 Oct

It is. Very weird. Tell you what: let's have a conversation now. What do normal people like us converse about anyway? --UU - natter 13:52, Oct 14
Well, my uncle is pretty normal and whenever he's with his friends they talk about Sports. So, how's your local Sports club doing? Did you watch the match last night? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:40, 14 Oct
Oh man, sports. Yeah, I play sports. Not for my local club though, that would be too easy. I play for one in another town, because I like having to drive miles even for home games. I did also watch a match last night. I struck it, it flickered in to life, I used it to light on fire the things the leprechaun told me to burn, then I dropped it on the ground because it burned my fingers. Heh, this 'normal' conversation is easy. Your turn. --UU - natter 17:37, Oct 14
My mom tells me I used to play Sports when I was a little boy. Then one day I got hit in the face with a Sports stick and ran home crying. Apparently I haven't had any interest in playing Sports since. But I do enjoy fire. Beautiful, cleansing fire. Maybe we could burn things together some time? There's a Sports Arena nearby that has needed the evil purged from it for quite a while now. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:58, 14 Oct

## edit How come there is an article huffed!

How come the Princess SP1900 article is huffed?! That's a moe anthropomorphism of a railway vehicle in Hong Kong, and the article is maturity developed!

Also, is there any voting record?

SoHome Jacaranda Lilau 13:45, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

You will find your answers here. --UU - natter 13:49, Oct 14
Incidentally, I can restore a copy to your userspace if you want it back to work on. --UU - natter 14:08, Oct 14
So may you help me to do so? Thanks! --SoHome Jacaranda Lilau 15:17, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

## editUrgent UUnification required

UU, can you give me a hand and play with the background of image:Hal9000white.jpg so it can be used as front page logo? I got something planned for the Odyssey feature. ~ 15:41, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

How's File:HalLogo.png for your needs? I'm assuming you wanted it with a transparent background and making about the right size to fit in the logo space. Anything else? --UU - natter 17:38, Oct 14
Can you achieve peace in the Middle East? Can you abolish world hunger? Can you teach me to love marmite? Thank you very much sir, you are as cool as ice. ~ 17:46, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
The first and second objectives can easily be accomplished by achieving the third objective with everyone on the planet. Unfortunately, achieving the third objective will somewhat trickier. I may need some time for that. /me disappears into the UUlab to experiment. --UU - natter 17:51, Oct 14
Eugh! Marmite. Horrible black sludge -- what the fuck is the point of it. If it powered our cars and homes then it might be acceptable but it doesn't.   20:30 14 October 2009
woot does this mean it's official what our next winner for VFH is? -- 17:47, Oct 14
Er, gee *counts the votes* gosh, it's a close one... --UU - natter 17:51, Oct 14

## edit Pardon

Can you huff Praden? It looks like copy and paste from Wikipedia. Hubblemeow 17:39, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Generally speaking, all requests to delete new pages go here. And I normally leave WP sporks at least a few minutes, because sometimes people are just using them as a base, and they then start editing it. Often those edits don't actually make it funny, but sometimes they do. So yeah, pop it on QVFD and see what happens. --UU - natter 17:43, Oct 14

## editHey U "grammar Nazi" U

I'll try finishing the UnSignpost article right away. If you can try filling in some stuff on the right or can find someone else who'll help me with that part, that'd be a blast! 18:45, 14 October 2009

That concerns you too, Orian. 20:34, 14 October 2009
I'm not sure what's worse, the fact your leaving me messages on UU's talk pages -- conversations I'm not yet involved in, or the fact that I read it.   20:36 14 October 2009
I think it's the fact I foresaw it. 20:48, 14 October 2009
I may take a look, but can't promise anything. Tomorrow promises to be busy. But I'll see what I can do. --UU - natter 22:23, Oct 14

## edit Carter whatsit

I thought the Carter whatsit article was rather funny. I hope the pic with text I added wasn't too much for you. Cheers! Get saved! 18:46, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

## editUnSignpost Sometime October 2009

9001(bot)  01:40, Oct 16

## editHow to deal with terrorist

Glad you decided to ICU - I was utterly unable to decide between an ICU and QVFD. Eventually, my hatred of bad English won the battle; but I've been thinking I was excessively harsh ever since. Who needs a magic 8 ball to make decisions when they can be left to others instead? :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:39, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I had a similar problem looking at the abandoned WiP list the other day - couldn't decide on some of 'em. So I did the only decent thing: left 'em until someone else came along in a more decisive mood and dealt with the lot. Now I just hope today's crop is easier to deal with! --UU - natter 08:55, Oct 16

## editNo fair

The one night you aren't around PEE review erupts into drama and chickens. I kept cajek's list as up to date as I could throughout, also could I ask you to go over any changes that I made to the list to make sure they were appropriate? Mainly the comments yea's and nay's. Also, I wasn't sure what do do with Skinfan13 on the top 5 for this month (I judged him to have 2 out of 3 reviews in-depth) does he go above you and Necropaxx, or does he not go on the table at all? I'm sorry to drag all this up for you, but these are things that I can't find elsewhere. Oh yes, also, does saying No to a review mean it isn't in depth, or it isn't acceptable, and what action should you take after it? I'm so confused. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:24, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I'll have a look over the weekend, don't worry - I was planning to take a decent look anyway. No slight on your good self, of course, I keep an eye on when anyone starts updating the list (however infrequent that may be!) The top 5 I just go by how many in-depth, so by that token Skinfan joins me + Necropaxx, just show the individual tallies in the count boxes - heck, I'll do it, show you what I mean for future reference. Saying no just means it's not in-depth. Two depth-free reviews get one of my friendly chats, two more after said chat get a much more stern chat. Any more after that, and it may be the banstick. Does that help? --UU - natter 21:17, Oct 16
Yes that does help, thanks. Also, I don't have a banstick, I just have harsh words. So after 6 depth free reviews I guess it will be an even sterner talking to and maybe some name calling. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:20, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Er, no, that's when, if I haven't already noticed, you draw the matter to my attention and then stand back... --UU - natter 21:22, Oct 16
I kinda like the name calling approach better. This way I'll have to say to them "You have been so mean to me and the precious list of PEE! I'm going to get UU to beat you up! *Runs away crying*" Then UU will arrive and bans and hugs will be distributed... What am I saying? I love this plan! --ChiefjusticeDS 21:40, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Wait a second. CJ is updating the list and just happens to claim to have one more review this month so far than me? Where's my six gun. (Seriously, I did another one.) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:51, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
I checked all your reviews in, don't you remember that Uncyclopedia is the winner here? --ChiefjusticeDS 21:56, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
What, you believed I really meant that? I just want credit for doing more this month than you! (Seriously, though, I did 12 this month so far, but know they might not all have been counted yet. They're listed on my user page. And no, I'm not counting Julius Malema as that wasn't official and wasn't a full PR. Your unofficial one was more detailed than mine anyway). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:05, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
All the waiting ones have been checked in, I'll make sure now. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:21, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
One hasn't been "World domination in a recession". I will do it right now. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:25, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Oh it has been. I'll keep looking. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:26, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Definitely got it this time. Adding now. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:28, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. You got it just in time. I was just getting ready to throw a temper tantrum. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:02, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
People used to be impressed by the number and depth of the PEE reviews I did... sigh Pup t 21:45, 18/10/2009

## edit"Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go-oh-oh! Before the Poo Lit Judging!" ~ The RaMOnes

That thing you're supposed to do starts on new day GMT tomorrow (leave your votes on User:Modusoperandi/PLS/Results). If you can't do it, talk to me on my talkpage. I'd have emailed you this, but there's no "email this user" for you on the sidebar. 04:01, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that's because I don't want to be emailed. It appears to work, which is therefore a good thing to me. I shall get right on it, never fear, right after Dr Joey has sedated me. --UU - natter 09:13, Oct 18
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go - too late for that really. Pup t 11:59, 18/10/2009

## editThanks for...

User:POTR/Template:Lateral Thanking Pup t 04:00, 20/10/2009