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edit Unzip

And urinate. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 15:23 1 August 2008

edit Unflap

And shit. - [15:27 1 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

too far. *shakes head* at least I had the PEEING connection there. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 15:28 1 August 2008

edit Adopter/Adoptees Of The Month

Interesting how that happened... --mrmonkey72 15:33, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

You so totally deserved that for a really busy and impressive start here. If you settle down and really polish up some of your stuff as DJI suggested, I can see you challenging for further awards in short order. Given the amount of help you haven't needed though, I can't really take an iota of credit for it. Still, yup, serendipitous timing, really. Good to see you about, by the way! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:47, Aug 1
It's all part of the master plan. Yes. Yes. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:44, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
We all dance to the tune of the Zionist puppeteer... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:47, Aug 1
He calls, and we... follow. --mrmonkey72 16:07, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

edit signpost

UU, the signpost still hasn't gone out. i can't find the dudeman. what do we do? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:45, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Try raising Skullthumper, see if Fnoodle can be activated. Beyond that, I dunno. I don't do the bot thing myself. MrN was planning to set one up but I dunno how far he got. The final option is to manually subst a copy onto everyone's talk page yourself, but I don't recommend it! --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:30, Aug 1
I ccame across a MrN9001 once, he said he was a bot. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 04:46 2 August 2008
9001 was going to be a revert bot. Can't do this guys. Sorry. I might get round to doing something like this, but don't count on it for a while... Kick Dudeman in the balls. If he can't be relied on to do it, we will need to find a different system... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:04, Aug 3
Well where's Fnoodle? Isn't Skull an admin now? He should be doing this, it's half his fault anyway for (half) starting teh paper in teh first place. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 15:54 3 August 2008

edit Just quickly

What happened to your vote on Insomnia for the top ten? It's fair enough if you don't wanna vote for it anymore but it just doesn't seem like it was you that changed the vote, like someone deleated it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:19 4 August 2008

Expecting imminent ban: didn't remove vote, feel free to restore. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:22, Aug 4
TKF banned me twice last night. Well have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:23 4 August 2008

edit Help me with this

I need help with my "a candle for a sin movement" article. It has been moved to my userspace for some reasons. I need some ideas to make it somewhat better. I'm hoping it would be in the poo lit surprise. I need it on the mainspace as soon as possible. please. i'm not good with the navigation in uncyclo yet. so help me please. --Chez Anthony 11:51, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Ummmm....

It looks like you cast an eleventh vote, by "me," for "Insomnia", over at Uncyclopedia:Top10 08/July. What's going on with that? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:22, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

I think that must have been someone else changing names. cos U.U.s vote dissapeared and your arrived, I just never checked it untl you said it. I recently re-added U.U's vote cos I though someone deleated it. sort it as you wish. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:25 4 August 2008
I think it was when I was trying to fix Hype's vote on the one at the bottom of the page - he'd put it in the wrong place, so I cut and pasted his vote to where it should be. Then I went to make my 10th vote, for Insomnia, and pasted my vote as I had done the other 9 times. Only, of course, I was pasting Hype's vote instead. And I totally didn't notice. Shows I really do need a break huh? Speaking of which, better get back to work again - that ban did help thought! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:34, Aug 4

edit List

Could you check that one by JoeMonco. he decided to eview my article without anyone asking and to me he came across kinda mean. MrN told me to get you to do it. Ta. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:33 4 August 2008

edit UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 08:01, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Hea! Are you not meant to be banned?

Anyhow... I was wondering.. If? Per-chance... MrN could humbly request a UU Special? should the opportunity arise for such a thing to be possible... Don't go getting sacked now. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:21, Aug 6

During the day? No. I'm trying to be disciplined and not managing it as well as I should, but I have far too much to do to take on a review. As to the evening, between football training and wedding stuff, I have little time left these days, so the best I can say is: if I have enough free time any time, I'll get right on it! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:25, Aug 6
Sorry dude, it's not looking likely. Much as I'd like to (and I would), I've got zilch free time between now and sunday, and there's a good chance I may spend that slumped on the sofa trying to recover from all this "work" I'm unaccustomed to doing! A cursory glance over says I quite like it (I'm a sucker for puns of any kind), and I'd like the chance to spend a bit more time with it and give it a good going over. I think you need to sprinkle a few more puns up front, to get the reader's attention a little more. The key is to avoid sounding too similar to the sexual innuendo article. Oh, and I'm not sure about the Mrs Slocombe bit, spelling the puns out that way makes it too obvious, for me. Still, looks like plenty of chuckles to be had, and I look forward to reading it in more detail whenevr I have time! Hope that gives you a bit to work with though. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:11, Aug 7
Thanks man. I will take a look through sexual innuendo to see if I can understand what you mean... Hope you don't get too comfy on the sofa. We need you here you know... ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:33, Aug 7

edit signpost

well, today's issue is set. you can give it a once over if you so desire and you're around (i hope my incarnation of your article on the ops was satisfactory). as far as next week's issue, is there some sort of blank template that you keep somewhere in order to create it? i'd like to get an early start on it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:01, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

I might take a quick glance over, but I'm sure you'll have done your customary quality job! Template issue is here. I always find it using the Special:Prefixindex page - one of the lesser-known but handy special pages. UnSignpost in "prefix", "Uncyclopedia" in namespace, and off you go. Also handy for tracking down back issues to check what's already been said. And for other things too! Anyway, many thanks Gerry, I'm incredibly grateful to you while I'm snowed under at work. I'll have to pop some sort of template your way sooner or later1 Anyway, can't stop - real life shit to do again, see you around! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:01, Aug 7

edit Thanks for vote

Thanks for the vote:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:21, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

edit I KNEW you'd come back

Quit your job, UU: you know you hate it. Just live here, in cyberspace. Remember our motto: What happens in Cyberspace stays in whateverblahblahblahIcan'tremembertherest.   Le Cejak <15:40, 12 Aug 2008>

I never left. I just kinda didn't do so much while hanging round watching stuff happen. Oh, and doing a shitload of work. I know it's out of character, but I'm off on a 3-week honeymoon soon, (and I'll be properly gone during that) and I kinda want a job to come back to. And as soon as I win the lottery, I'll quit all jobs and just lurk here like a rich, lurky, reviewing toad or something. How's that summer job thing of yours going? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:48, Aug 12
Well, I thought the job would be more interesting than they made it sound. The kids in juvie have to sit in a 10x10 cell all day until we tell them to come out, which does not sound like the psychology career track to me. I think I'll just stick with going to community colleges for a while. Now back to you: are you fired yet? Can UU come out and play? HEY, UU'S BOSS! UU HAS OVER 11 THOUSAND EDITS!!!   Le Cejak <15:54, 12 Aug 2008>
But once they do come out, surely there's plenty of psychologying to do then? Dealing with the trauma, accepting their place in society, helping them fill out an application to work on "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy", that kind of thing? I've managed not to get fired so far, but it can only be a matter of time. Time, the healer, the destroyer, the bringer of certain job loss at some time or another. Ah the hell with it, I'm gonna drive home for the day and go kick "soccer" balls at other people for fun. Y'all have a good evening now! --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:01, Aug 12
/me posts UU's edit count to the director of a certain "un-named" British banking organisation... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:56, Aug 12
Banking? Never been near the profession, except to beg for more money. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:01, Aug 12

edit UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:24, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

edit signpost

great article, UU. i'll see if dudebot is fixed up yet; otherwise i'll fire up the gerrybot and do some deliverin' again. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:21, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Thank thee for your expression of faith

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