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edit Rape!!!

Ha, got you again! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 07:53 8 July 2008

DAMN EDIT CONFLICT! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:54, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
FU EDIT CONFLICT! - [07:54 8 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Muwhahahahaha! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 07:56 8 July 2008

edit Thanks for the vote!

Jimi psychedelic Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off.
Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.

Always a pleasure to get a for vote from U. U. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:52, Jul 8

edit You need a wikibreak fact of the day

Fact #3453453 - You dream that you're be deopped after being called "The Bloody Admin" (as in that one whose hands are drenched in user's blood). Yes. Yes. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:41, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh-kayyyy.... /me makes friendly motions in a Mordillo direction and hums soothing melodies. Banhammer arm getting cramp from over-use again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:49, Jul 9
Yep. I need a cup of tea and a massage. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:55, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
You heard him U.U. go get tea. Now, sir, will you be wanting any "extras" with this massage? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:57 9 July 2008
I'm guessing you're referring to jaffa cakes? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:00, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Shit he's cop! But of course, sir, absolutely no hand jobs are sold here for just £6 extra. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:01 9 July 2008
Here, have a cup of my personal blend of tea. You'll have to see Sycamore for the Jaffa cakes - if he has any left from welcoming n00bs with 'em. I'm glad you're attending to the massage Orian - mine don't tend to be too relaxing. Perhaps it's my choice of Motörhead as mood music, I dunno. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:03, Jul 9


Ah, good old Lemmy. You know that he must have been smoking 7 cigars a day and drink dozens of pints just to get that voice of his? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:05, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
/Me stands in background not knowing who or what you're talking about. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:07 9 July 2008
Motorhead, young Padwan. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:11, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Don't give me that. Everyone knows "The Ace Of Spades", surely? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:14, Jul 9
yes Ace of Spades, I don't live in a rock you know Ahhh... Would sir like his massage now? I have prepared the whale music...? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:17 9 July 2008
I live IN ROCK! \m/ \m/ But that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever..... And don't forget the joker!. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:21, Jul 9
Okie Kokie Kareokee! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:25 9 July 2008

edit Thanks and all!

Yeh...hi Under user. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm,'s on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Under user! - [08:52 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit OMG!

You're online! LOLOLOLOL! Why did I just say that? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:49, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

I tend to be during the course of a UK working day (when my boss isn't anywhere to be seen, of course). How are you doing Gert? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:51, Jul 11

edit Thanks

Thanks for telling me that my page was deleted. I actually was amazed that it wasn't deleted before. I haven't been on uncyclopedia in a while. Anyways, thank you for telling me. Psmudge

No prob. Thanks for taking it so nicely! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:20, Jul 14

edit Could you check on the new version of Blizzit BlowUrden?

Thanks, WarlockLord The preceding unsigned comment was added by WarlockLord (talk • contribs)

Well, I would have done, but it looks like your ICU tag expired, and it got deleted, which I think is a bit of a shame. I'd recommend contacting the admin who deleted it and asking him to restore it to your userspace, where you can work on it at your leisure without any threat of deletion. I'll happily have a look at it then, and when I think it's ready for mainspace, you can move it back and hopefully not see it get deleted! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:25, Jul 14

edit UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:37, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

edit I ran into a stag party in Amsterdam on Saturday night

Nice bunch of English blokes, all dressed as tennis players with wigs, the groom apparent wore a very short tennis skirt...I couldn't help thinking - was that UU? But when the guy told me he gets marries on mid August...

Anyway, is it a tradition to humiliate the groom during those parties? What kind of atrocity do your friend plan? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:20, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Nice bunch of English blokes on a stag? They must have been the exception - generally stag parties abroad seem to do their best to get us a very bad name! Or possibly just a worse on than we have already! Anyway, it seems to be a tradition for many stag parties to humiliate their stag - for instance a mate of mine was forced to wander the streets of Leeds dressed as Little Bo Peep on his stag. I, however, don't go a bomb on such things, and have no intention of letting anything happen to me. Partly because we're staying in my home town of Norwich for budget reasons... And that means that if they do try anything on me, I know all the best places to "disappear". Plus, I don't drink. However, they've all promised to make up for that by having my drinks for me, so they can humiliate themselves as much as they like! I take it you're not expecting anything of the sort from your friends? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:27, Jul 14
I think they were pre drinking actually, that must have been the reason. I think that for mine, we'll just wonder off to the Golan Heights for the weekend, and just drink loads and eat loads and talk about women. That always seems like a winning combination. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:34, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
I have several lesbian friends. It's even better talking about women with them. Particularly when they have a point to illustrate about breasts and demonstrate on their own. Or their girlfriend's. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:38, Jul 14
Damn! Are they for hire?! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:47, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
They work to their own agenda, so feck knows. If they were, I'm sure they could make a tidy little earner! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:07, Jul 14

edit Poo Lit Surprise

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:31, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Apparently they are letting some lunatic Dr run the show these days... Hang on, UU has lesbian friends? I actually dated a bi girl for a while year ago. Not all they are cracked up to be actually. Oh, that was terrible. No really I did. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:43, Jul 15
I is still judjifying. I is good judj of kwality, I is! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:04, Jul 15
Hea, sorry to here that you are a bit under the weather. Get well sir. I actually had to do something over a Pee Review again yesterday in your absence. Panic is breaking out already. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:17, Jul 16
Cheers buddy. Feeling a little more human today. Well enough to potter around on here anyway! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:00, Jul 17

edit yeah, that makes me sad

but that doesn't mean you can, like, point it out!!!   Le Cejak <13:47, 17 Jul 2008>

Official response: Blah blah journalistic integrity, blah blah freedom of the press, blah blah censorship, blah blah. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:51, Jul 17

edit Could u review my article

Ok, I saw u left a comment on my article pee review, and I took ur advice on putting it up for review again. So will u do me the honor of peeing on my article.-Bobofosho2 02:20, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Well, I have a busy weekend lined up, so the best I can say is: if I have time, I'll be sure to. If I can't, I can't, but if I can, I will. OK? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:05, Jul 18

ok ni prob.-Bobofosho2 01:40, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:11, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Excellent job, UU!   Le Cejak <14:28, 20 Jul 2008>

edit Yeah I was gunna

All right, all right! I forget stuff. Also while I'm here, my UnLirary I was thinking I might just mainspace it and get other people to help out with the shelving (I just cannot be bothered). I'll clear up some of the red links that are there and then put it where the old one was. It's just UnBooks I was meant to be doing with you so I thought I'd run it by you. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 15:54 21 July 2008

Several features in the last month, looks like your magic piss may be back! As to the UnLibrary: well, the red links do need a little sorting out, but the main thing I'd say is that you might wanna tone down some of the brighter colours a tad - I can so see someone like Zombiebaron calling it a bit garish. But that's just a thought. The actual setup is fine, and you've already put a lot of work in, so kudos! Thanks for helping out. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:00, Jul 21
Sorted red links and added pleas for help as for the colours: I don't know many, (Yettie did a few for me (5 days!!! I can't wait 5 days!)), if it hurts Zombiebaron's eyes he can change them (it is a wiki). Also the UnBooks front page probably should just have one big link to the UnLibrary as apposed to lots of small ones, but I'll let you do that. And yeah, Have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:19 21 July 2008
Colour names. Lots of them. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:57, Jul 21
What are you doing!? now I don't have an excuse! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:07 21 July 2008
I'd be more verbose, but this is a very quick visit. In fact, it's so quick, it's ove... --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:10, Jul 21
Oh noes! somebody killed U.U. before he could say goodbye! x0x SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:18 21 July 2008

edit A certain super secret page...

Is a secret in name only. Feel free to write anything you'd like about it. If you'd like me to contribute just point my in the right direction and I'll add my two cents. And finally, I'm doing well, thanks for asking. How about yourself? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:13, 22 Jul

edit Reverting vandal

That was quick! thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:53, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

No problem - he was on a little spree, and his trail was nice and easy to follow! I did wonder if this new message would prove to be him paying me his compliments! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:57, Jul 23

edit UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:49, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Abused Puppy Seeking Adoption

Life all by my lonesome is... lonesome.

Adopt away! --Mrmonkey72 18:01, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Hm. I thought I did sign that.

OK, well then my first tip is: always remember to sign your posts! ;-)
Actually, my main tips from the outset are:
  1. Talk to the folk around here - but remember not to take anything people say here too seriously
  2. Pop into the dump and have a nosy, you'll get to know a lot about who's who and who does what and who's funny
  3. Do stuff you find funny, but not stuff that is about your friends only
  4. Ask me if there is anything you're not sure of, I'm very happy to help (unless I don't know the answer, when I'll refer you to someone who does)
  5. Don't feed the Cajek

Oh, and as the below comment from Orian proves, don't edit in a rush!

And the main thing is never to take it seriously! So yeah, feel free to pop {{Adoptee|Under user}} on your userpage to make this official, and bug me about anything you like! (But don't expect an answer this evening, I'm taking the missus to the cinema! --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:39, Jul 24

Speaking of 'stuff about your friends only', I was considering writing a page called 'That Guy You Hate' that could serve as a redirect from vanity pages. Thoughts? --Mrmonkey72 18:01, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

I like the idea - although vanity pages just get deleted instead of redirected, and will continue to do so, a well-observed article on the subject would be a really good thing. If you want to do research, keep half an eye one the "recent changes" bit over there on the left menu - several will pop up on a daily basis and give you plenty of ammunition. My tip is to start it in your userspace, then you can work on it unhindered and at your leisure. If you do go for it, let me know how you're going on! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:02, Jul 25
Observe and edit at will. That Guy You Hate. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mrmonkey72 (talk • contribs)
That seems like a good start. I'm happy to watch at the moment, to be honest - looks like you're having fun with it! The trick with this now, I'd suggest, is striking the right balance between ranty and funny - it needs to feel ranty because of the nature of the article, but 1. not too ranty, and 2. not at the expense of the funny. That's all I got to say though - keep going! --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:56, Jul 25

edit Why? Do you think Hyperbole has won RotM July 2008?

I mean he's cool and a great reviewer and everything but the month isn't over. Oh and what I said about VFS on my talk page I didn't mean it. Are we still cool? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:35 24 July 2008

Because there are times when I can be thick as shit! /me wanders off to revert his colossal stupidity. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:39, Jul 24
Oh, and of course we are absolutely icebox (The Young Ones is the greatest sitcom in the history of all things ever!) Hope you don't mind the tweaks I made to the UnLibrary! --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:42, Jul 24
Never really watched it to be honest. Not sure if I was even born at the time it was first out. and if I were to choose a "greatest [TV show] in the history of all things ever" it would have to be Queer as Folk (UK version!). And of course do what you like to the UnLibrary, I only painted it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:00 24 July 2008
Now you just hang on there Mr "Under user"... Let's get ONE THING STRAIGHT (unlike Orian)... Blackadder IS the greatest sitcom in the history of all things ever. The Young ones is obviously awesome, but its awesomeness pails into insignificance compared to the mighty Adder. Orian has never seen the young ones? Dam kid. Go do so. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:05, Jul 24
Blackadder is teh awesomes! Futurama is just a step above though --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:17, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Actually yeah! I forgot about Futurama! It's good. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:19 25 July 2008
Futurama is ace. I don't count it as a sitcom though. The Simpsons (before it went a bit lame) would be right up there too. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:34, Jul 25
Stop trying to turn me MrN, I'm not going to have sex with you. And if we're talking strictly sitcoms I guess I'll have to be trite and say Friends having missed out on all that steampowered stuff you guys are talking about. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:17 24 July 2008
Mighty Boosh?--Sycamore (Talk) 18:24, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Nah, I think it's over acted and lacks a basing in reality. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:29 24 July 2008
1: The Young Ones. 2: Blackadder 2, 3 and 4 (1 sucks a bit). 3: Red Dwarf Series 1-6. 4: Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister. This is the truth of things. --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:57, Jul 25
The Young Ones sucks shite, Friends is alright (had some good episodes but most I didn't get) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:20, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
I refer the honourable gentleman to the comment on my userpage about comedy being subjective, and me being right. Friends sucks shite. Thus spake me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:23, Jul 25
Rffffgggggg fllluuuuppphhhh I've only ever seen one episode of TYO and it was lame so I can't really judge. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:26, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Gah! you're talking to fast for me to form sentences! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:27 25 July 2008
The Young Ones is a really subjective thing, more than most. It's a real love or hate thing. If you didn't like one episode, chances are the others won't change your mind. But for someone who grew up with it when it was utterly unlike anything else around, it will always be very dear to me. "I've just had a revolutionary idea" "What?" Let's raise a people's army and seize control of the state!" kaboom! "Oh great - the front door's exploded!" --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:34, Jul 25
London calling... Yeah I suppose. Sydney out. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:30, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

edit That shit about not feeding me is why your talk page gets 1 star

Good job on the Unsignpost, btw!! Whew, at least it's still going. I burned out after doing 5 issues all by myself.   Le Cejak <18:46, 24 Jul 2008>

  • Symbol against vote Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:47, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. though I'm not sure who or what I'm against. Lets just vote! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:58 24 July 2008 Changed vote to for
  • Symbol for vote For. Just for the sake of argument. --Mrmonkey72 19:10, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • It wouldn't be Uncyc without someone voting abstain for absolutely no reason now would it? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [24/07 19:13]
  • Symbol for vote For. Every time I start a talk page message, I start a meme   Le Cejak <19:19, 24 Jul 2008>
  • Pants MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:21, Jul 24
  • Symbol for vote For. though I still don't know why. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 19:24 24 July 2008changed to against
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:09, Jul 25
  • I'm with you U.U, major Symbol against vote Against.! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:13 25 July 2008

edit I'm impressed with your pooping SLA

What's that, 2 minutes for archiving? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:09, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Serendipitous timing, that's all. ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:13, Jul 25

edit I wonder who did this review of UU's user page?

Humour: 1 Pants - Pants.
Concept: 2 Pants - Pants.
Prose and formatting: 3 Pants - Pants.
Images: 4 Pants - Pants.
Miscellaneous: 5 Pants - Pants.
Final Score: 15 Your mum.
Reviewer: How's the football doing?
The football is looking a little the worse for wear, I have to admit. But as I observed to Cajek below, it's mainly wedding stresses that are winding me tight. I suspect the ball will burst before the wedding (either through too much kicking against the barn, or the farmer shooting it)! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:26, Jul 28
Humour: 10 Lol, that orian really makes this article.
Concept: 9.7 yarrr. and things. Orian is teh cool!
Prose and formatting: 10 per orian humour.
Images: 10 Pants! lol!
Miscellaneous: 1 unaveraged cos i wanna look like a bastard with that 1
Final Score: 40.7 football is so gay!
Reviewer: SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:18 28 July 2008
Yeah? And you're straight! There, I went there. Damn you! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:26, Jul 28
Oh you did not. Words hurt. *eats gallons of chocolate icecream and cries* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:22 29 July 2008

edit How was your vacation English "twat"?!? I'm just kidding. It's acceptable to see you again!   Le Cejak <14:56, 28 Jul 2008>

Good, if a bit short. And yes, I am a twat. The kind of twat who takes stuff far too seriously at the moment. Don't get married: it's wayyyy too much stress - it's playing merry hell with my ability to be easy going about stuff. Still, it's always acceptable to see you about, however briefly. Hope you're enjoying the best things summer can bring! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:05, Jul 28
Yes, summer is bringing career opportunities! I'm lined up to become a probation officer at juvie (or "Juvenile Detention Facility" for the more formal people in the audience)! Hahaha, I bet you weren't expecting that!   Le Cejak <15:15, 28 Jul 2008>
<insert obligatory Spanish Inquisition reference here>. Sounds betterer than my worst summer jobs. Litter picking on a landfill site during high winds being possibly the pick of them. Man, you should learn something about human nature from that! Good luck with it... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:30, Jul 28
First of all, imagine me armed with mace and a nightstick. Next, imagine me beating inmates when I'm having a bad day. Then, imagine me writing about it on Uncyc!   Le Cejak <15:37, 28 Jul 2008> (Sorry that your life is hectic right now, man!)

edit Notes on my entry

Hopefully this isn't too "OMG DONT SKOAR ME LOW!" But to help you out with judging User:RAHB/11-Wide, (as I accidentally stumbled upon your judging notes in recent changes), to get the basic humor of the article, all you need to know is that a Wide Receiver catches the ball, Linemen protect the ball carrier, and the Quarterback throws the ball. I tried to not go too much further in depth than that. The rest should explain itself pretty well. Cheers. -RAHB 09:48, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

/me sticks fingers over eyes La la la, I'm not reading! I'm judgifying the articles on their own merits. Hopefully, it'll stand up just fine. I won't dismiss any of them due to a lack of knowledge on my part. So I'm not gonna actually read this comment past the first sentence. As I say, from the pics, I reckon I've got a clue. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:54, Jul 29

edit NOT about PLS

Ok, well kinda... Bloody tricky this judging stuff eh? I'm about half way thorough reading em all, but dam... Would have been at lot easier if we had allowed bribes! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:15, Jul 29

Bribes, eh? A cunning plan...../me slips MrN9k a large wad. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Cor dear, watch where you're putting that, you'll have someone's eye out with it. Stop. No! Ohh missus. Please. Now then. I used to be quite partial to a back-hander myself. Steady! No! Now I'm pure and incorruptible. Who laughed? No! Missus! Etc. </Frankie Howerd> --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:49, Jul 29
Who's Frankie Howerd? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:18 29 July 2008
Frank's a heart stopper--Sycamore (Talk) 13:23, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Ah yes I've heard of him. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:28 29 July 2008
Who's thes "Orion" guy? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:37, Jul 29
Orion Blastar? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:41 29 July 2008
Yea, everyone knows who he is. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:44, Jul 29
Then why did you ask who "Orion" was? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:46 29 July 2008
Titter ye not! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I seem to have walked in on the Britishest of tea parties... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Pesky Americans. Should never have given them independence... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:57, Jul 29
Some people are so stupid, that's why I live with a family of icecream! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:00, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Mmm, won't your family melt down there? Or get trampled by marsupials? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:30 29 July 2008
I live with a crime Family. - [10:37 30 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Ahem...

...SPOILSPORT! You asked for it...literally. :-) - [10:35 30 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Why yes, I did. I also expected this very comment. Thanks for proving my theories correct... --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:40, Jul 30
You expected it? *sniffle* That makes me sad... - [10:58 30 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Thus, you have gravely wronged the family! Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
Watch as I tremble mightily. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:04, Jul 30
Tremble, sir, tremble. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
Oh yettie you do so many things to me. I get weak in the knees. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:21 30 July 2008
That's Don Yettie to you...when we're discussing business. Now get out there and make your people starting working/whoring for the Mafia. UU, because I see-a that you are much-a scared and a terrified by the threat-a of the Family I offer you the easy way out! Now-a, I judge-a you are not the sort-a to get involved with the Family - in a business sense - so here's your easy way. Just donate us some dough, here. If you just-a read the instructions you'll find it's quite-a simple...just-a sign your name! Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
Man, if you put half the time and effort into actually writing as you don into these usergroup projects and things, you'd have more features than Cajek by now. Probably. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:18, Jul 30
Cajek is a machine, I swear that for every one of his features there 2 two that are about one edit away from feature... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:54, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

edit For Fucks Sake This Is Tedious!!!

The list. Really how did you get through it? I've done five and already a slow and painful death sounds more appealing! Any chance you could throw knives at me while I do it? Just to add some risk to it? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:09 30 July 2008

I agree. Normally, I get through it by trying not to let it back up, so I only have a few to check a day. Unfortunately, I'm busy pretty much every weekend between now and the holiday I can't fucking wait for, plus there was a bit of a spate of reviews, which is nice to see, but does leave you feeling, as you say, a tad drained after a few. Now you see why Sys and Hv didn't last long at it, and get a small insight into how thrilling my job is, if I do that as an escape! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:14, Jul 30
Sounds like we might be needing Orian to help a fair bit in the weeks ahead. It is a really important job. Tis awesome that he is helping out with it. My only comment would be for Orian to remember that he has to be REALLY nice when people do bad reviews and he contacts them on their talk pages about it. UU is the master of nice, which is why he does this so well... Remember Orian, that you are representing the whole of PEEING when you act on behalf of us... See, I even remember to spell it right this time! :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:24, Jul 30
Wow your job must be really boring! I sure am glad I'm not you! Now where are those knives? Or we could at least make the place prettier with some colours? Right now it looks like a piss-stained slab of bland concreate. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:46 30 July 2008
Oh I see you're spelling my name correctly now; brown noser. And I have every intention of being nice! When am I never not nice? I'm the nicest darn thing you ever did see! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:45 30 July 2008
"Brown noser"? Stay accepting, stay accepting, stay accepting, it's their lifestyle choice... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:56, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
I only meant it metaphoricaly -- as in suck up - that thought never even crossed my mind. But, interestingly, it was your first thought. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:37 31 July 2008

edit this chocolate is blue. and it has a BIG GREEN PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~ From Blue chocolate ~ XD That made me laugh so hard. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:46, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

What the hell was the daddadadada thing?   Le Cejak <13:49, 31 Jul 2008>
It was only here about half an hour ago. Some callous soul QVFD'd it. I think it may have been me. Anyway, yeah, it turned up and something about it tickled me, just like the rest of the stuff on that page of mine, so there it will remain. And DJ - me too. There is a level of genius only the few achieve... --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:52, Jul 31
I say we put all the QVFD articles into one article and sell it as a special edition! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:53, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
Rimming, now big green cock. Dj you seem strangly interested in the fads of the gay community... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:47 31 July 2008
I'm straight and I'm still apparently gayer than you, shame on you Orian. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:21, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Template:PRIP

Alright, here's what I done did. I made the template run a little parser function to determine if the page has been edited within the past day. If it has, then Template:PRIP/notex is displayed. If it is, however, older than a day (meaning the PRIP was placed over 24 hours ago), then Template:PRIP/expired is displayed. Thoughts?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 20:44, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Just the thing for review whores! I dunno, you're not around for ages, and then suddenly you're all over Pee Review - shouldn't you be getting 3 more features or something? ;-) Seriously though, this is a step in the right direction - I do agree with you about these templates as I've observed elsewhere, so now all we need to do is one of the following: 1. Get everyone to use PRIP; 2. Get reviewers to change their own templates accordingly; 3. Clobber anyone who continues to leave their tags pitched on reviews for days on end alongside the head with a claw hammer. Me, Hv (on his return) and Orian will keep an eye on things to see if it improves. Thanks! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:53, Aug 1
Great minds think alike eh UU... I think Lj is catching up also... :P Have you got a claw hammer? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:00, Aug 1

edit Found it!

Peeing dog Thank you, Under user, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

There. Thanks and all for the nom if you hadn't I'm certain somebody else would have. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:45 1 August 2008

edit Since no one seems to care

Just to be different - congrats! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:33, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Congrats on what? U.U.? What's he congratulating me for? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:35 1 August 2008
Ow some award or something or other... "Best Under user of the month" or something. He might have had a few lucky votes over at VFH 2... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:38, Aug 1
VFH2? Isn't that the channel you watch when you're too old for MTV? Anyway, thx gize, a specially tailored thanks template will be winging its way to those who voted when I get the time to make one. But right now, I'm actually doing some work. Yes, it would appear they've found me! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:43, Aug 1
Damn their eyes! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:53, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Pubs do tea now?

Er... I gotta stop putting all I wanna say in headers. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:20 1 August 2008

Well I'll go to 't foot of our stairs... --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:24, Aug 1
I'm sorry! I don't speek Poverty! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:27 1 August 2008
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