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edit Welcome to our magnificent civilization!


Greetings, honored traveler Under user/Archive 1, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

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I hope you enjoy editing here and being a proud citizen of Uncyclopedia! Please remember to sign your name on all talk pages by typing four tildes (~~~~) or alternatively use the "sign" button (Button sig) that you see just above the edit box. This will automatically produce both your name and the date.

If you need any sort of help, then feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump, or add the following template: {{help}} to this page along with a message describing your dilemma and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 12:55, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

edit A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Bowtie2 Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thank you new using friend! And yes, the article certainly is true. ;) --THINKER 05:51, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that says "friend". See Ma, I have friends, aren't you proud? --Under user 13:19, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for your vote


Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night

They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Fuzzy dice

Sir Roger 05:07, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Aw, shucks... --Under user 13:19, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Thanks again! -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 05:36, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Man, that makes all my hard VFH work (cough) worthwhile --Under user 13:19, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Sweet Christ!

Under user/Archive 1

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)
And there's the word pal in that one. See ma, two friends! Oh wait, it's the same person as the other one. Still, I'm counting it. --Under user 13:19, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Mmmm, thank you!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:40, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Generous in your generic-ousity. Nice one! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:24, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Can I get your vote?

Have you actually read DuMont Television Network? If so, where is the disconnect between it and you? The network was definitely obscure in real life, but I wrote the article in such a fashion as to evoke a distinct 1950s feel. -Tritefantastic 02:42, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

  • Well, thanks for giving it a look-over. -Tritefantastic 20:36, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

edit A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!
Spoonforn00b Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!

We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:22 Aug 17, 2007 22:18, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks For voting!

For voting for my page, as well as for your kind words of praise, I award you this template:

Lumps2 The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:19, Aug 19, 2007

edit Thanks for the vote!


THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for voting for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist. --THE 21:55, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Bomb shelter As promised, you are presented with one (1) bomb shelter
for your Pee Review of HowTo:Survive a Terrorist Attack.
In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb
in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

despite being your first, your Pee Review was thorough and informative. i'll improve it some more, but i'm going to hold off VHF-ing it for a while, because i promised to stop the self-noms for a while, and i wouldn't want my fellow uncyclopedians losing what little respect they have for me. keep up the good work! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:14, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
To correct this problem, you must either:
1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or
2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger.
Select an option _

SRXT. 23/08 06.51pm

edit indeed

yeah, i did in fact start to write a paragraph on how longer words could be tricky (actually what i did in the actual article with long words was keep double letters together and keep the first few letters first, last few last, etc. so 'community' would be 'cnmmoutiy' instead of 'ctinmuomy'). cheating, kind of, but whatever. alas, i could not get the paragraph to 'feel' right, and i'm actually going out of town soon for a while, so i (probably stupidly) rushed it onto VFH as is. rest assured, though, once i return from vacation, the paragraph will be added. you can even write it if you want to; just throw it (or even just more ideas) on the talk page and we can stick it on. thanks for the input & good lucks, etc. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:44, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:15, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

edit All hail!

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 09:39, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

You've been Invited


You've been invited to take an exiting new beta test of concept of Satiropendium, the comedic compendium!

Satiropendium requires good writers willing to collaborate articles with others, tough critics to review the articles to see if they're worthy, and stewards to verify the articles as being the best they are. More details can be seen in the link. If you are not the best writer, the inviter might have you in mind as a critic and steward, and if ever the full wiki is setup, you will be able to have a chance to get a full fleged admin account, but that's only if you're one of the first five to sign up for the job (and there's a pretty good you will be).

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~ Tophatsig 27/08/2007 @ 14:59

edit Thanks for voting!

Volleybeauty WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:31, Aug 29, 2007

edit Bleh.

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:37 Aug 29, 2007

edit Your ideas have been implemented for great justice

Thanks for your ideas for Space Invaders. Its not finished yet but for now I'm out of ideas. -- belittling Ape (meditate) (Riot Porn) 18:57, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

Child abuse The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:34, Sep 2, 2007

edit Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!

-RAHB 03:30, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

edit awesome!

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