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Archives of Pain Archive 1 - Of welcomes, votes and, well, more votes. Archive 2 - Of votes, proofreading and reviews. Archive 3 - Of votes, reviews and images, in the main. Archive 4 - Of votes, reviews, images, embuggerances and judging. Archive 5 - Of, ooh, all sorts of fun things! Archive 6 - Of Cabals, Pussies, Pees, Feathers, Showers and stuff. Archive 7 - Of Blah, no Friends, an adoption and sundry whatever. Archive 8 - Of Summaries, numpties, smiths, spark pics and so forth. Archive 9 - Of Death to England, indenting, UnBirthdays and whatnot. Archive 10 - Of Bloody Admins, UU losing it, sitcoms,and more piffle. Archive 11 - Of Bans, fish puns and final pre-marital blethering. Archive 12 - Of Australia, ring fingers, huge asses and suchlike. Archive 13 - Of face facts, afternoons, oldness and whatnot. Archive 14 - Of apostrophes, festivities, pants and all that jazz. Archive 15 - Of oppage, zombie poopsmiths, Mass Effect and similar shenanigans. Archive 16 - Of bots, ageism, Signposts and what have you. Archive 17 - Of something, I'm pretty sure. Archive 18 - Of many things, possibly including carpenters and kings, we can't be sure. Archive 19 - Of temps perdu, among other things. Archive 20 - Of the lost chord, for all that it matters. Archive 21 - Of whatever - no-one reads these archive links anyway. Archive 22 - Of Lord, please don't let me be Misunderstood. Archive 23 - Of an epic amount of stuff, quite frankly. New stuff on bottom please. And if you leave a message here, I will respond here. It keeps things easy to follow, and at my age, I need that! Thanks. Oh, and: No talk page whoring please. Yes, I know I did it once myself, but I feel somehow sullied from the experience. So don't, OK? I'll vote soon enough, I normally do! Finally, as I'm that sad, I reserve the right to correct spelling on this talk page if it irks me enough. Please don't take it as an insult to your writing skills, take it as proof that I have no life.

Contents 1 I'm Listening, Start Talking 1.1 lobster 1.2 PEEING Shock! 1.3 Hey 1.4 Raining blood.. 1.5 Oh you archived. 1.6 Lobsters and other 1.7 Lekker lekker 1.8 PLS 1.9 UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009 1.10 Poo Lit: The Oopsening 1.11 pls, stuff, etc. 1.12 Yo I lost my stuff, so can I have my stuff pls? My internet was out 1.13 Wanna drive by? 1.13.1 ...speaking of driving by... 1.14 If we could refrain from issuing threats 1.15 MGMT 1.16 Correct. 1.17 I want a copy of my deleted article: MEC 1.18 Thanks 1.19 Year3000 1.20 May I please kill my mother-in-law? 1.21 Attending Urologist 1.22 UnSignpost 29-10-2009 1.23 Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website 1.24 THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD WITH THESE MOTHERF**KING ARTIVLES GETTING DELETED ON THIS MOTHERF**KING SITE! 1.25 I noticed 1.26 I'm stuck 1.27 Hey wait a minute! 1.28 Hey Mr. User 1.29 So You're insanely busy, right? 1.30 Thanks 1.31 Verdana's my favourite 1.32 CAPE!!!! 1.33 Cheese! 1.34 Two things 1.35 Wisdom 1.36 You missed all the fun. Again 1.37 Hey, real quick

[edit] I'm Listening, Start Talking

[edit] lobster

man, i don't know what our main voter base is thinking. i thought for sure that once Lobster found itself on VFH that it'd be a sure thing. anyway, i still think it's probably the best thing i've ever contributed to on this site. in that spirit, would you care to collaborate again on a project once this PLS is finished? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:43, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, sometimes you hit what you think is a six, and it comes down right in the hands of a fielder. Swap "six" for "homer" and "fielder" for something like "deep left fieldsman" if you find baseball analogies easier to follow than cricket ones. I knew Romartus would vote against - that's almost a given - I'm a bit surprised by some of the others. I agree, I think it's one of the funniest things I've been involved with as well, but who can tell how people are going to vote? As I mentioned somewhere up this rapidly-lengthening talk page, I'd love to work with you one something Gerry, but I am pretty hopeless at collabs. The one I did with Mordillo was gestating for almost a year, and the one I was supposed to work on with DJI is pretty much stillborn, with about 4 lines of text. Fish Puns didn't do too badly though, I suppose. If you think we can make something work given your grad school stuff and my occasional bursts of writing, then let's do it - any ideas? --UU - natter 09:24, Oct 18

Gerald, I'm confused - people are now talking about in-jokes, and it being hard to read. Did they get past the second section, do you think? I'm not annoyed it's not gonna get featured - just genuinely puzzled as to some of those votes. Any thoughts on them yourself? Also, any ideas for another collab we can not get featured? My meagre list of ideas is here - any of them grab you, or do you have any betterer ones? --UU - natter 17:42, Oct 19

[edit] PEEING Shock!

I glanced at the all-time reviewer's list and when did Chiefjustice suddenly become 2nd? You better watch your back, or you won't be number one for long! :) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 05:03, Oct 20

True. Good thing Saber's not competing for 1st. User:Zheliel • Talk 05:09 October 20

I really, really don't care about being first, second or even twentieth on that list. As long as people who want help with their articles are getting decent reviews, I'm a happy camper. (If it bothers you though, don't forget: that's only the reviews checked since Cajek started the list - I'm over 160 and counting. But it still doesn't bother me - honest!) --UU - natter 14:36, Oct 20

[edit] Hey

Sorry for the late reply, I've been travelling Europe and sadly therefore Uncyclopedia has been pushed down my priorities list somewhat. I'm in Italy right now and will travel through Austria and Switzerland before coming back home, at which point I might be able to do some reviewing if it still needs to be done. --I can't find a tilde on Italian keyboards —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Siddhartha-Wolf (talk • contribs)

No worries Sid - all is in hand again. I just asked on a bunch of talk pages - having fun around Europe is way more important. Enjoy every damn minute of it! --UU - natter 14:41, Oct 20

[edit] Raining blood..

..is slayer's greatest piece of thrash metal • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 14:44, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Oh man, I sooooo need to hear Angel of Death right now. /me scrabbles for my mp3 player. --UU - natter 14:45, Oct 20

I'm listening to a Vader's cover of raining blood right now.. its like wtf? two times faster.. damn death metal double bass • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 15:01, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

I'm on to my fucking awesome metal songs playlist right now. Just passed Suicidal Tendencies (War Inside My Head) and on to Machine Head (Davidian). Getting odd looks from the rest of the office as I can't resist the occasional headbang. As I cut my hair off last year, that doesn't work so well these days... --UU - natter 15:09, Oct 20

Same here.. Except that I'm listening to my fucking soothing metal songs playlist. now playing Dream Theater's Finally Free, next is Savatage's Believe.. Also, I had to cut my hair last year.. to give a good impression to my examining committee at college, they said.. bullshit.. It wasn't THAT long • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 15:16, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Oh you archived.

But yet you did that sissy-ish part-archiving, cowardly thing. You stand in teh corner and think about what you've done. And cut your hair, you look like a girl.    Orian57    Talk   17:14 20 October 2009

Well, either he archived or had a very neat vandal in here.     HMV t 10:08, 21/10/2009

God you're like a girl. How many times in teh past week have you changed your sig?    Orian57    Talk   11:15 21 October 2009

I'm whimsical that way.     HMV t 23:50, 21/10/2009

[edit] Lobsters and other

I answered your question re my statement about Lobster at User_talk:Why_do_I_need_to_provide_this?#Curious.2C_and_nothing_more. Obviously my opinion is just my opinion, but I do really appreciate you taking the time to listen to a noob! WHY do I not know??? 23:40, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, if I leave a message somewhere, and I'm interested in the answer, I'll find it if you answer where I asked it - no need for anything like this (just for future reference!) But thanks - appreciate a response. --UU - natter 09:31, Oct 21

[edit] Lekker lekker

Just thought you would like to know and in case you missed it on Sonje's talk, lekker is actually a word used daily by South Africans. It can be translated as meaning "nice". But it is sometimes used in the same context as "cool" would be used. And you would get pretty far with only that one word in South Africa. Provided you read the article on Survival I am going to write when I am done with Julius. Lekker man --BlueSpiritGuy 13:48, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

But having said that lekkerbrot isn't lekker at all. Bleargh!     HMV t 23:49, 21/10/2009

[edit] PLS

I'm butting my nose in where it doesn't belong, but that's just one of my irritating charming qualities. This is in regard to your feeling that there were less than three qualified candidates in a PLS category. I have seen competitions where they left a place blank. In fact, in some of the more serious writing/art/craft competitions in the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism), I've seen them award a 2nd place in a category with no one awarded 1st place. I don't see why you couldn't have a 1st and 2nd place with no 3rd place. I realize that will be up to you and two other judges, so this is just a suggestion. WHY do I not know??? 16:54, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot)  18:33, Oct 23

[edit] Poo Lit: The Oopsening

I crossed out User:SPIKE/FORTRAN, and shouldn't have. If you could read it and add it to your choices, I'd be much appreciative. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 04:20, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] pls, stuff, etc.

well hi there, stranger. just wanted to thank you for your obvious receipt of my bribe as per the PLS. you mention that i might have 'run out of time'; in fact, if you check the history, i started my entry on the very day the PLS closed, so i did indeed write the entire thing with no spare time to re-check for anything. as far as lobster goes, i don't care if it gets featured, either; i just like to read it every once in a while and get a chuckle myself. and concerning the future, i'll certainly take a look at your ideas list soon, as diverting your attention from boring admin duties is always fun for everyone! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:58, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

I did that too. My entry was done in four hours. Congrats on yer win!    Orian57    Talk   12:21 26 October 2009

My article was done at the last moment as well. Imagine how much better this competition would have been if any of us actually prepared for it!        02:03, 27/10/2009

Hey, no worries Gerry - you were a clear winner there. As I said, I just wish I hadn't volunteered to judge so hastily, so I could have (with the greatest respect to the other entrants) given you some proper competition! Hope you either see an idea you like, or come up with a suggestion of your own - the idea of working with you again is always an appealing one. --UU - natter 19:28, Oct 28

[edit] Yo I lost my stuff, so can I have my stuff pls? My internet was out

Yo sir. I need you to check if there are articles deleted from Category:Work In Progress my Internet was out I had to smoke some weed because it's the only way to deal with the withdrawl yo. Legalize the weed man and fight the power with love.

-User:TKDKidXism

I'm sorry, I don't speak stoned. Can someone translate into something resembling English please? --UU - natter 21:38, Oct 27

I think his WIPs were huffed and he wants them back. Also, your talk page is in Category:Working In Progress now. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:03, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I was kind of waiting for him to tell me which pages. Still am, come to that. --UU - natter 09:03, Oct 28

There are no huffed pages that I can see in his contribs... Something that was reverted maybe? But then he could get the history himself. HEY, STONED KID! WHAT DO YOU WANT?        10:50, 28/10/2009

Ah, but that's because contribs magically hide deleted pages from you plebs - we swanky admins can see them. But I'm not going to look through his deleted contribs to see what he may want back - if he's too lazy/stoned to tell me what he wants back, I'm too lazy to find out for him. --UU - natter 10:54, Oct 28

Oh... That's actually really annoying. I like to snoop into what people are doing, and I like having access to insignificant information that will make minimal difference in my life. Did you know that household dust is made up predominantly of human tissue and meteorite dust?        11:01, 28/10/2009

Quite litterally the worst kept secret ever.    Orian57    Talk   15:15 29 October 2009

[edit] Wanna drive by?

I think I'd need some comment on this piece I'm working on. I don't want a full pee, otherwise I'd have submitted it there. It's too short at the moment. Ideas on what to expand on, what to tone down..? -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:09, 28 Oct

I like the idea, so that's a good start. There is plenty of potential for expansion. For inspiration for a start, I'm thinking of the bit in Restaurant at the End of the Universe where Arthur Dent tries to explain tea to the computer. So think bone china, and putting the milk in first so as not to scald the tea; discuss proper sourcing of your tea (American "English Breakfast"? pshaw); remember the importance of warming the teapot first; think "more tea vicar"; explore the appropriate accompaniment: a genteel biscuit or (in exceptional circumstances) a scone; expand that guest list section - the vicar is an absolute must, a little old lady who may solve a difficult murder is a good idea, a titled individual is strongly recommended etc; don't forget that the mouth must be dabbed fastidiously with a cloth napkin in between sips... Hope that's enough to go on for now, I suspect I could come up with more if asked. The only thing I insist on is that you finish this, because I really want to see it done! Now, you've made me thirsty... --UU - natter 16:30, Oct 28

Actually... the milk in first is a lower-class invention. The milk is poured in last, gently mixed with a spoon which is then wiped on the edge of the china, not licked, and after that, placed on the matching tea saucer in stead of leaving it into the cup as working class barbarians do. After that, contrary to a popular misconception, one should drink it with the little finger folded neatly alongside the rest of the fingers, not sticking out as they'd like to make you think... :)

I have survived a whole lot of proper etiquette lessons. Benefit/curse of being born to a baronial family IRL... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:22, 28 Oct

Yeah, but the milk in first thing is a good stereotype to at least mention - and as I said, I was thinking of Arthur's explanation in RatEotU, wherein milk in first is clearly mentioned. Besides, I have also had etiquette lessons - my mum told me never to put my elbows on the table. --UU - natter 19:25, Oct 28

Grrrr.. Grumble Grumble British Grumble • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 19:43, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Milk doesn't go in first. Unless you want to come off as a labour voter and I can't have that. Now, chop chop, off to play with a chainsaw, laddies... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:08, 28 Oct

[edit] ...speaking of driving by...

Would you mind either giving this brain fart a formal look, or bullying one of your skilled protégés to giving it a peek? -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:19, 29 Oct

[edit] If we could refrain from issuing threats

The reason I saw fit to remove the ICU tag from the Daniel Plainview v. Leonidas article was because I had corrected its problem, a simple matter of formatting. The article itself is highly amusing as you'll observe by reading it. Kindly refrain from threatening me with banning in future as I am a rising star on Uncyclopedia and many respected users will rally to my defence. --Ozymandiaz 18:25, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Listen pal, don't get shirty - I see people remove ICU tags on a regular basis, and threats are normally the only thing that stops it happening. Besides, that wasn't a particularly threatening threat, more a statement of fact. Now, read this very carefully: the message on the ICU tag was "Fix everything. This is crap.", which was more than a tad brutal, but is also a bit different to "just fix the formatting". So you didn't "fix the issue". Nextly, removing the ICU tag is a bannable offence - some admins ban at the first sight of it, rather than warn - I was being nice to you. Finally, you may notice the comments I made on the ICU I put on the article - because I did read it. Now, rising star you may be, but I've been around this wiki for a few years now, and I'm simply offering you an experienced opinion - in that format, it's likely to get deleted, so think about making it an UnScript, and adding pictures and so forth. When you think it's done, come back, and if I agree, the ICU tag comes off. That's how it works, OK, rising star? --UU - natter 19:13, Oct 28

While you're at it, ask him if I can get his autograph. He is, after all, a rising star. ~ 20:03, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Is he? Damn, I knew I should have mentioned that. --UU - natter 09:52, Oct 29

Also, a lot of users will rally to his defense. Guys? GUYS?! Where are you all? ~ 12:22, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

what? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 13:18, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

I would rally to his defence but I have no idea who he is.... also I have no horse. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:21, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

I have this old M1A1 from the army surplus.. But I don't have enough diesel.. Sorry, mate.. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 14:44, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Very well, I will take your message on board. You'll have to forgive me for appearing belligerent, ordinarily I'm very good natured. Also I'd be happy to give you my autorgraph but I must warn you I usually charge. --Ozymandiaz 15:49, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

There we go - your star just rose with me! Good luck with it. --UU - natter 08:55, Oct 30

Thank you so much, where do I sign? --Ozymandiaz 14:46, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] MGMT

Hey, you recently huffed MGMT per expired WIP tag. Could you put that article on my Userspace? Thanks.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:56, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

But of course, I'll get on it right now. Why can't they all be that polite? --UU - natter 19:14, Oct 28

There y'go. Incidentally, be careful with your caps - you wanted Mgmt, which is totally different to MGMT - which was a crappy stub I also deleted, but back in the summmer. You almost got that to work on instead - until I spotted the problem. --UU - natter 19:23, Oct 28

[edit] Correct.

you are correct sir. this message is in reference to the message you left on my discuss page. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tamatamamayo (talk • contribs)

In which case, protip: respond to comments where they are left - if people care at all about the answer, they'll watchlist the page, and see when you reply. And I find that it is always easy to be correct when stating the obvious, but thanks for noticing! --UU - natter 14:23, Oct 29

[edit] I want a copy of my deleted article: MEC

Sorry I forgot to move on User:DaDopeboy/blahblah yesterday. Another article GLA has already moved.
Anyways, can you submit the copy of the article? I appreciate it. --Dah Dope Boyz' 12:29, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

OK, there you go. I suggest leaving it in userspace until you finish it, so this doesn't happen again. Good luck! --UU - natter 12:38, Oct 30

Thanks for doing all of these works. Thats why I love admins of Uncyclopedia. --Dah Dope Boyz' 12:39, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Chief would like thank you for voting for him to be UotM for October Thanks! It means a lot to me, which is quite depressing on it's own.

Since I'm here, thank you very much for dealing with the several drama situations I have managed to get myself into without banning me and for ensuring PEE is always in order (sorting the list archiving, blew my mind this morning). I would give you some cake but Mordillo ate it first, but just think of the calories! --ChiefjusticeDS 19:12, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

There you go blaming me again. *grumble grumble* ~ 19:15, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Geezus, Cheif, you barely even changed the dialogue...    Orian57    Talk   23:44 1 November 2009

Hey, it was early, and why fix what isn't broken? I figured that changing the colours was cheap enough. I mean it's not like I didn't consider changing the dialogue, I even composed a poem to go in as well. But then I accidentally went back from the page and I was using IE so I lost it and then I couldn't remember what the second line was, something about rain and a window pane (it was raining this morning, that's where I got the idea) so I though ah well, and then I thought that nobody would care since nobody ever cares around here. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:48, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Oh I don't care, I stole my "thanksplate" code from Yettie. It just looks really lazy to anyone who remembers my WotM thanksplate.    Orian57    Talk   23:51 1 November 2009

I don't care about that anyway, as you may have noticed I am quite lazy when it comes to signatures and templates. Also, who wrote the code in the first place, since you stole it, then I stole it from you. Did Yettie steal it from someone else? Is this how the universe really started? Did God just steal someone else's code? --ChiefjusticeDS 23:54, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

You didn't even correct the rogue apostrophe in the final "its", Chief - obviously Orian's handiwork! ;-) --UU - natter 11:06, Nov 2

I see it as a trademark for Orian, I wouldn't dream of ripping off his work without leaving appropriate proof of ownership. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:59, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Look, I probably suffer mild dislexia you people are bullies! I really am horrible with grammar though, it really bugs me when I re-read my own stuff. So I'm sorry.    Orian57    Talk   12:36 2 November 2009

You should take it as a compliment, you write way better than I do, so I comfort myself by picking out all the mistakes that I can find in your work. Even when I'm just reading through I correct them, so you should be happy that we are on your case. --ChiefjusticeDS 12:57, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Whereas from me you should take it as the insult it is clearly intended to be. --UU - natter 14:16, Nov 2

[edit] Year3000

I took a trip to the year 3 thousand/ This song had gone multi platinum/ Everybody bought our 7th album/ It had outsold Michael Jackson.

Oh Busted. They were awesome. Horrible as astrology, but awesome. I'm just here so my taste in music, Chutzpah aside, can disappoint you.    Orian57    Talk   00:45 2 November 2009

Busted were, indeed, one of the worst things to ever happen to music. But beyond that, my music taste is somewhat eclectic, so I'm rarely in a position to complain about the taste of others. I'm officially too old to care about "cred" any more, which means I can say I don't mind Paramore, for example (although that new track isn't growing on me yet - bit dull). I listen to all sorts of crap - my MP3 player has nearly 6000 songs on, and probably only 20% of those have any credibility. Who gives a toss? Music, like comedy, is entirely subjective: the only thing that is definitely wrong is liking Oasis - they suck, and that's an end to it. --UU - natter 11:13, Nov 2

Oh I agree completely (except I really like Paramore's new album, not sure which one they used for their single but if it's Ignorance it's my favourite), I 'm just pretty sure you said something completely different sometime. My MP3 is half full with lots of different shit, everything from Lazytown to stuff SysRq made to NoFX and slipknot. Also what's up in the wider world of UU? with me They're talking about finding me underpaid work, you know, for the experience. I'm actually vaguely looking forward to it.    Orian57    Talk   12:33 2 November 2009

Haven't heard the album, just the single a couple of times on Kerrang TV. Dunno what I would have said differently before - I listen to far too much stuff. This morning has been a journey through Billy Joel, Joni Mitchell, Hall & Oates, Skid Row, Jimmy Eat World, Ministry and Dean Martin courtesy of my random play function. Life at the moment for me is hectic. I'd recommend you never try having a pregnant wife, a terminally ill father-in-law, and an impending house more all at the same time, except at least one of those things is highly unlikely to happen to you. Seriously, if I get seconds to call my own at the moment, it's a luxury. Any particular kind of underpaid work, or just whatever comes along? --UU - natter 13:25, Nov 2

It's a placement so they find somewhere willing to take me on for thirteen weeks and I get put there. Probably a charity shop or somewhere. I'll get slightly more money than I do now, so it's not a total loss. Like I said, kinda looking forward to getting a taste of that thing people call "life". Although I will have to start showering everyday and that'll fuck up the environment.    Orian57    Talk   14:27 2 November 2009

That was a joke to clarify. I probably won't bother.    Orian57    Talk   10:29 3 November 2009

I figured as much. On both counts. Actually, our new house actually has a shower, which is a novelty! So I will be able to shower every day, should I want to. Probably won't, mind, but it will be nice to have the option there anyway. --UU - natter 10:36, Nov 3

Yeah when I say shower I do mean bath because the shower we have is horribly tempermental and absolutely everyone in the house forgets that useing the taps downstairs fucks up the tempriture with the shower. My scars have heales now. Anyway, jobcentre time! located twenty miles away for no good reason.    Orian57    Talk   10:39 3 November 2009

[edit] May I please kill my mother-in-law?

That woman is more work than I can handle. Prime sample of the stout English matrons who disapprove of someone not quite of their son's standing snatching him and "eloping" with him (he has a job in the EU, I have been blessed with housewifedom, and we moved after his job). I am regularly reminded by her of my unsuitability for his son, and completely ignored when I try to enforce some rules on the child. Pacifier wars indeed... The witch will be shipped back off to the airport tomorrow, so in celebration, would you, as the sensible chap you are, have any ideas to what I could attempt to write about to relax? -- Little Pink Sock 10:16, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, nice to see you, LPS! You're in luck - we have the perfect opportunity right now - conservation week! We positively encourage people to sift through Category:Rewrite, or even just trust to pot luck, and find a hopeless page that they feel they can do something with. It can help to give you an idea to start from, and would definitely be most appreciated by all around here. Just be sure to mention which articles you're working on on the conservation week page, to make sure you don't clash with anyone else.

As to the mother-in-law, I sympathise - all mothers-in-law suck, with the sole exception on my wife's mother-in-law, who I think is entirely reasonable! ;-) --UU - natter 11:03, Nov 2

Oh my, there are a lot of articles. Most of them seem to be outside my comfort zone by virtue of subject matter, though. I may have to give this rewriting project some more time and thought. -- Little Pink Sock 13:45, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Yes there are, but the great thing about rewriting is you can use as much or as little of the original article as possible. Sometimes all it takes is a title to spark you, sometimes you read an article and think "this is crap, but I can see how to make it betterer". A lot of my first articles were rewrites, I just found it helped to have some base clay to shape, y'know? If it's not for you, there's always the requested articles page, which is full of nothing but redlinks to articles people think would be good ideas, but they don't want to write themselves - there's usually a good idea or two hiding on there. --UU - natter 14:10, Nov 2

I think I found a couple. I added them to that constipation list, so I may remember them. First, baby meal time. Last time, I found carrot purée behind my ear an hour after lunch. I wonder what surprises lie in wait today. Do you perchance have children? The little ones are cute, but my god are they messy. -- Little Pink Sock 14:23, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Not yet - I have all that joy ahead of me. In about three and a half months or so. One thing I'm already noticing is the attitude of people who are already parents. Before you have any it's all "oh you are so missing out - seriously, it's the best thing ever, wouldn't change it for the world, it's just sooo rewarding; I wouldn't be without my kids for the world". Then they hear there's one on the way and it's "you'll never sleep again - man, you are going to suffer! Kiss your personal life goodbye, and don't even think about buying anything for yourself until they're about 40!" I think the phrase is "misery loves company". And good luck with the rewrites - those sound like two good ideas to work on. --UU - natter 14:29, Nov 2

Children are a blessing and a curse. I never truly lie about that. People should realise it takes more than the ability to have sex to be a parent. The teenager pregnancy statistics in the UK speak for themselves. A child can't choose its parents, which is why I would rather see dedicated, responsible adults, such as you seem to be, becoming parents than having yet another chav get knocked up because she passed out at the neighbour's party. A professor of mine once emphasised that the epitome of irrational behaviour (we were discussing something such as buying behaviour from a psychological point of view) is to have a baby. It is economically all but sound behaviour, and you expose yourself to bodily excretions, crying, puberty and have to commit to it for a minimum of 18 years. God bless that good old professor...

I actually have a question. I noticed the name of one of the rewritable articles was copied to a user's user space with the sub-page thing. Is that the usual way to go with rewrites? Or..? -- Little Pink Sock 14:57, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

That is entirely up to you - it depends how long you think you might take, and if you want to ensure you're not interrupted during your rewrite - if you do the rewrite in the mainspace, you may well get IP edits, vandal edits or anything interrupting your flow. Particularly if you start your rewrite by clearing out the crap and then taking a day or two to add the rest of the content - people will see that as a blank canvas for vandalism. But in your userspace, you can take your time safe in the knowledge that it shouldn't be touched by anyone except yourself, and then copy it back when you're done. Again, I did most of my rewrites in userspace when I got started, but I'm doing Jose Mourinho straight in mainspace this time purely because I couldn't be bothered with the extra 30 seconds' work that copying and pasting it to my userspace would represent! (Plus if anyone vandalises it while I'm working on it, I can just ban their worthless ass...) --UU - natter 15:14, Nov 2

I don't know which way will be better before I try it, I guess. You're always so helpful. I would offer you some tea, but I think we are about a two hour's flight apart, and I don't really know you, so I will offer a proverbial cookie of thanks. Did I miss you being an admin, by the way? At least I didn't realise it before. I'll keep being a good girl, no fear. -- Little Pink Sock 15:53, November 2, 2009 (UTC) Oh, could you give a five to ten word comment on what is or isn't okay with this article here at the moment. There is one of those hmtl comments in there marking the line above which the text is rewritten. I think I'm taking the article the right way... But am not sure. -- Little Pink Sock 09:39, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

If you just want an at-a-glance opinion, then I'd say you are on the right lines - carry on in that direction, and don't forget some pictures. Oh, and kill that list. But yeah, looking better so far, LPS, keep it up! --UU - natter 10:33, Nov 3

What list? The one with wiseasses? That's what I "salvaged" for now, since some of those names can still be entered into the article's bulk text. I think. I somehow don't understand why no-one's bothered giving it a try before. The article was certified poopey (the baby's in my lap and there's this thing about mothers against swearing and all...) -- Little Pink Sock 10:44, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Oh I'm not saying kill it now - it's kinda shorthand for "find a way to better integrate the list into the prose, rather than just leaving it as a list - I'm sure you're going to do this anyway, but I thought I'd mention it". As to why nobody's tried before - people often don't think to do a good rewrite, which is why we need things like Conservation Week (and even PLS which you just missed) to encourage people to spruce up what we already have. --UU - natter 11:09, Nov 3

PLS? Another theme week? You've got more of them than I can keep track of. And I still don't get all the voting processes you've got. So I do my best at not trampling any toes. Now, I've got a few moments off, the baby's asleep, and the witch is on her way to the airport with the hubby. Hooray. -- Little Pink Sock 12:12, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

We only really have PLS, CW and the Turkey Day Ball. But for some reason, they all seem to follow one another in very short order! Anyway, PLS is over for another 6 months, so CW is where it's at. Enjoy your precious moments of liberty! --UU - natter 12:37, Nov 3

[edit] Attending Urologist

I know it's a new month, but Doesn't Why? deserve this? He was nommed for RotM last month and is again this month. And he's peed 24 times! Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 22:11, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

I happened to be passing and thought I would leave my opinion, because I know you are all so interested.

Why? is an excellent reviewer, and as such is almost certainly going to be RotM for November, a promotion to AU would be a bit pointless as it grants nothing new except the ability to call yourself an Attending, which is cool if you are American I guess. But since RotM carries the rank of Steel Kidney anyway it would just mean cutting and pasting his name twice instead of once. I already bombarded his talk page with thanks and templates for last month anyway. But since UU is the King of PEE I will let him get back to you. I'm going now. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:16, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

I think he'll get it too. But that's a month from now and right now I think he deserves to be named an AU. Plus he can help check Pee Reviews this month to see if they're in depth, right? But I know it's Under user's decision. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 23:24, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Seriously don't get him to do that, that list is inhuman, I spent hours searching for a missing review Why had done because the list said 23 and his user page said 24, I had to count them all up, and he had indeed done 24 so then I had to go through the final scores and compare them to find the one that was missing, then I had to do the averages again. It was horrible. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:28, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

That list is a blighter, I hate doing it and I've never had any missing reviews or numbers. I think we need a way of making it easier to edit. In fact I brought that up with UU before, about getting rid of the "average score" column, because it serve no real purpose.    Orian57    Talk   09:17 3 November 2009

I'll be honest with you, the way PEEING works, I don't really see the need for the AU thing. Not at the moment. For me, it's something to use if we have a glut of good reviewers going all at once, and none of them have RotM yet, but they need recognising. As it is, most months there's one outstanding candidate who'll end up being RotM and hence SK at the end of the month, so there's no point in giving extra recognition a week or two early. That's how I see it anyway. As to the list, after Saber had been doing it for a while, I had to correct a bunch of averages because he kept missing them. Took me aaaages. But I still find them useful. So ner. If they stop other people checking, well, I can still do it (it's good to have a break though, oh yeah). But that's beside the point. (I'm sure there would be a way to make it much easier to maintain using wiki-fu, but that would probably involve asking Spang, and he's not so keen on PEEING, so I never bothered to ask him). Anyway, Why? will get his just reward this month, and the list will continue to tick over. It is the sound of inevitability. Or something. --UU - natter 10:51, Nov 3

I don't mind doing the averages, so I'm quite happy to carry on checking everything for now. UU has important admin business and a real life to attend to, so I will carry on checking, just as long as UU turns up now and then to make sure my self-checking isn't lacking. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

You mean to tell me you do the averages manually and don't use wiki-fu to make life easier? Show me the process you follow with this shite and I'm happy to use my wiki-fu to help out. Sub-comment: can you claim CW credit for rewrite of templates?       

See here. And then the three main tables, here, here, and here. They're the fun bits. And if you think you can make them sing and dance (or just be easier to update), good luck to you! (And no, you can't claim 'em for CW - how does gratitude and possibly cake sound?) --UU - natter 12:31, Nov 3

Okay. It's on my list of things to do. They'll be done when I do them.       

Why do people like talking about me and then stop when I enter the room? As to "Attending Urologist," the part I'd really like is that I can help out more. I'd like to start learning how to do that reviewing the Pee Reviews and keeping the records straight stuff. If UU thinks I qualify (and I understand UU is the Great Exalted Poobah of Pee), would it be too much trouble to simply add my name under Attending Urologist so I could start learning now how to help and stuff and do it official like instead of waiting for the Hanukkah rush? My Mamma really wants me to be a doctor. WHY do I not know??? 04:43, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Honestly, I really wouldn't sweat it, mate - you'll be a SK in 3 weeks anyway. If you want to help with the list, all cool and groovy, why don't you start keeping an eye on how Chief is doing it (or me, if I get time), and asking about anything you don't get? Meanwhile, use the next 3 weeks to do a few more reviews, really get that experience up, because it helps if you're checking borderline cases - sometimes, you can see if the few lines is likely to be enough help or not. Sound good? --UU - natter 12:09, Nov 9

OK I lied. I don't care about helping out, I just want the title. Seriously, I'll start checking it out, as right now I honestly don't know what a borderline case is. And I imagine if I ever run into one I'm not sure about, I can ask you or Chiefster for a second opinion. Thanks! WHY do I not know??? 21:55, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost 29-10-2009

9001(bot)  01:56, Nov 3

[edit] Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

Dear Mr/Ms Under user, Greetings. I am the lawyer for Arthur C. Clarke's estate. It has come to my assistant's attention that you recently supported an article on this website (henceforth referred to as "Uncyclopedia"), namely the article titled 2001: A Space Odyssey, to be featured on the website front page. We are honoured, although, of course: 1. We are fully aware of just how monumentally great the film is, and 2. We are preparing a suit against you for supporting copyright infringement, and the author of the article (referred to as "MacMania") is currently under arrest at Sri Lanka (not Ceylon).* However, we would be obliged if you would be able to do us one small favour. As interim representatives of Clarke's estate, we are in talks with Random House to commission a fifth book to add to the 2001 trilogy of four books. We've always been of the opinion that 3001: The Final Odyssey was too bleak of a book, and we would love to have the series finish on a slightly more upbeat note. We were thinking 3010: And Another Odyssey, by J K Rowling? Please let us know. Your obedient servant (in a figurative sense) James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK * Why Ceylon got the works is nobody's business but the Sinhalese.

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[14:04 3 Nov 2009]

[edit] THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD WITH THESE MOTHERF**KING ARTIVLES GETTING DELETED ON THIS MOTHERF**KING SITE!

I had 3 articles called "Zombieland", "The Nightmare Before Christmas", & "Where the Wild Things Are". Apparently, since I didn't log on, as I had better things to do on Wikipedia, you decided to be funny and delete them. However, no one is laughing & I could really use them both back but I have already started to re-write "Where the Wild Things Are." Thanks for your time & have a wonderful day! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Pythonofdoom (talk • contribs)

Um, 3 articles? Both back? You could use a remedial grammar lesson as well ;-) And for the record, I didn't "decide to be funny and delete them", they had tags on that expire if they're not edited for a week. Those tags expired. Most articles with those expired tags on them are never touched again, so it's a fair assumption that deletion will not be an issue. I do, however, leave the message to have a word if you want them back, which is more than you might get elsewhere. However, I'm a little confused - are you saying you want them back? Just say a simple "can you restore my deleted articles please, and I'll stick 'em in your userspace. But for now, as I'm confused, I'm doing nothing. OK? --UU - natter 19:00, Nov 3

Geeze, you're from wikipedia. And you've never heard of quality control?    Orian57    Talk   19:34 3 November 2009

Have you looked at Wikipedia recently. They constantly go down the path of least resistance, so if something is controversial, it gets edited out. It's a search for the least inconvenient truth.       

can you restore my deleted articles please —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Pythonofdoom (talk • contribs)

[edit] I noticed

(shouldn't really remove this as I'm still busy as fuck, but no-one seems to notice anyway) I noticed. :) Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 01:21, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

WHAT!? What did you notice! You can't leave us hanging like that! What did you notice?    Orian57    Talk   12:58 4 November 2009

That I had the vacation template on my userpage. And I'll probably have to put it back due to being insanely busy. --UU - natter 09:15, Nov 5

[edit] I'm stuck

...and I can't get the article about wisdom worked on. Jr's got an ear infection, and I'm spent. Can I cry now? Any ideas on how to get help if you're stuck typing something? Maybe one of your minions you were trying to donate to me earlier could be of some use? I could use some pictures/jokes/babysitters. The wiki that shall not be named mentions the goddess of wisdom Sophia, so I thought about asking for pictures of something like that, maybe cranking out a joke or two about that, but it might go over the heads of users here. But my ideas have been buried under hurting ears and a genuine distaste for "strawberry" tasting penicillin from Jr. I could swear more of it is now on my shirt than inside the kid. -- Little Pink Sock 16:19, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

It sucks being a parent at times. UU hasn't gotten there yet, so we will try not to scare him too much, but I know how you feel.

Firstly, I never worry if my humour is too high-brow or too low brow. The first rule of thumb for me is What would Jesus laugh at? Do I find this funny? If it tickles my funny bone, then it will be likely to tickle somebody elses.

Secondly, Sophia is never the wrong answer.

Thirdly, there is no time frame or limitation that you have to work to here. You're not being paid for your contributions. Admittedly, I want you to give me more and give it to me soon, as I love reading your work, but don't stress

Fourthly, there is a {{stuck}} but it doesn't get checked as regularly as it should. If you don't mind waiting then somebody else will pick it up. (I used it once and then got sick of waiting and got myself unstuck.

Fifthly, I'm about to re-write Love, which has a similar issue behind it. I'm going to try and identify and define what is common knowledge while also being near impossible to quantify, and having too much material to work with. My approach will be to go through the Wikipedia article and parody each section as I go along, which is what worked for me with Six Hats, Lateral Thinking, and a few others. I'll probably end up going a little further afield as well.

      

What Puppy said sounds like a good start, I'd give a longer answer but I'm insanely busy right now. --UU - natter 09:15, Nov 5

[edit] Hey wait a minute!

Based on this little nugget of information someone so conveniently tries to hide, I was not exactly in the wrong for removing that piece of piled up insults thinly disguised as a review. You really, really, really should hold a few repetition courses in how to deliver softened blows to people around here. I'm still not here and I hate most of you 00:04, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah information that is now irelevant. Just ask for another one. I'm pretty sure it was UU who told me to do that, and not revert, when I got a really nasty review. Although I shouldn't butt in here because I'm not UU or Mordillo, and I'm in the majority.    Orian57    Talk   00:09 5 November 2009

Reverting a review you don't feel is helpful has happened before. I didn't have a problem with that part of what happened. And as I promised, I will get to the review, when I'm not so insanely busy. --UU - natter 09:15, Nov 5

Thank you sweetness, before the end of the month will do for me. I'm still a bit bitter over one of my reviews not being classified as in-depth, but I think it's just my vanity and ego talking. Now, be a good boy and give Mrs UU a cuddle and breakfast in bed before you check any other pages on uncyc... ;) on opiates for the pain again 08:04, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Mr. User

Would you by any chance be in a photoshopping-y mood around now? If so, would you mind checking this thing out for me? If not that's cool, but I'd really like to get another relevant image or two onto this thing. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:18, Nov 5

Sorry Led, I'm insanely busy right now. If you still need 'em when the insanity stops, I'm your man though. --UU - natter 09:15, Nov 5

No problem, I'll try to find another photoshopper. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:08, Nov 5

[edit] So You're insanely busy, right?

Care to tell us just how insane this insanity is? Is it a regular sort of insanity when your being told to do a few more things than normal and you were caught off guard or is it the fun sort of insanity where all of society is crumbling around you and people are butchering each other in the streets and only you can turn the tide of reason. You're not becoming part of InsanePedia are you?    Orian57    Talk   11:51 5 November 2009

It's the kind of insane you get when your manager has enough work for 6 people for the next 8 weeks, and there are only 3 of you on the team, and it's all got to be done in 7 weeks. It would seem, though, that I have the occasional moment when everything I have to do is waiting on other people to send me files, and I can't do anything until they arrive, which this time gives me enough time to delete stuff, answer this frivolous question, and ban some people. Actually, I haven't banned anyone yet, better sort that out right now. --UU - natter 13:36, Nov 5

Hurrah! 5 more bans and I have a funny number of bans -- I can't wait.    Orian57    Talk   13:58 5 November 2009

[edit] Thanks

 Voting For Godot  

The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"   Thanks, <insert name here>, for ruining the pathos of my plight by voting for my featured article.

[edit] Verdana's my favourite

13:44 (Huff log) . . Under user (Talk | contribs) huffed "Tahoma" (content was: 'DAMN IT MORDILLO! WHY YOU HATE TAHOMA!? YOU ARIAL LOVERRRRRRRRRRR! Grrrrrrrrr! BEAR CLAW! BASTARDDDDDDDDDD! P.s. I Love Tahoma =]' (and the only contributor was '194.83.25.91')) My goddess I laughed when I saw that. Next time that IP will come after you, dearie... (oh, and thanks for the pee) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:49, 9 Nov

Yeah, well... Mordillo has deleted that article 3 times, that was only my first. Mind you, for all the deleting and banning I do around here, I don't get half the hate edits Mordillo, RDB or MrN get. I must be doing it wrong somehow. ;-) And you're welcome, hope it's helpful. --UU - natter 12:01, Nov 9

Don't know about helpful mid-exam season, but it helped me since it gives a fresh reflection of what's going on there right now. If you feel left out, I can vandalise something with hateful messages against you... Maybe it'll make you feel better? ;) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:19, 9 Nov

UU LOVES BOYS!!! teh he he he!!!    Orian57    Talk   12:30 9 November 2009

Just boys? I love men! Plenty of men! But not all at the same time! :D -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:37, 9 Nov

Fine....UU LOVES BOYS THAT ARE OVER 18 YEARS OLD AND HAVE HAIRS ON THEIR CHEST ACCORDING TO LUVVY! for teh lulz!    Orian57    Talk   12:42 9 November 2009

Luvvy loves men. Especially the huggable ones. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:48, 9 Nov

Luvvy gave me a hug and I'm a better man because of it. WHY do I not know??? 21:57, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

I think you'll find that's not so much hate vandalism as wishful thinking on your part, Orian. Quite a lot of it, actually. --UU - natter 13:35, Nov 9

Okay, so maybe. If I'm tied to the bed and they're tag-teaming. But that might just be the morphine talkin'... :o -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:41, 9 Nov

Oh you want hate do you? I can do that, you just watch me: UU SMELLS OF LUBE AND CHEAP BUTTER BECAUSE HE RAN OUT OF LUBE BECAUSE HE WAS WANKING TOO MUCH AND THEN WENT TO HELL FOR WANKING TOO MUCH AND THE BUTTER CAUGHT FIRE AND THE DEVIL WAS ALL LIKE BUMMING HIM BECAUSE THE DEVIL IS GAY LIKE UU /me does that 'west side' thing with my hand/ beat that then old man.    Orian57    Talk   14:57 9 November 2009

Damn, I've already chosen my inspirational quote for the day.       

If that's the best you can do for hate, Ned Flanders has a brand new role model. --UU - natter 22:30, Nov 9

Well at least I've never fucked a flamingo. You big bird molester. Big bald bird molester.    Orian57    Talk   22:43 9 November 2009

I get worse than that from the little old lady who lives down the road. --UU - natter 22:55, Nov 9

Well, seen as how you're the master, what would you insult yourself with?    Orian57    Talk   23:24 9 November 2009

'Master'? What have you gotten yourself into, orian? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 13:38, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

I wish.    Orian57    Talk   15:55 10 November 2009

If you want a classic insult, you can't beat "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." (MPatHG). WHY do I not know??? 21:12, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

That doesn't work because UU was raised by two men. Yeah! You're dads are gay! He'll never recover from that verbal blow.    Orian57    Talk   23:53 10 November 2009

[edit] CAPE!!!!

I'm not sure if I know you well enough to sexually molest you yet but it seems to be the common gesture of affection on Uncyc. Have a nice day. --Ozymandiaz 13:33, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, it's only really used when people have just archived their talk pages - the "joke" being you're molesting the now-pristine page. I never found it all that funny, myself (I really dislike that word, and all it entails), so I have an unwritten, unofficial rule that people should be more inventive on my talk page. But because it is unwritten and unofficial, you weren't to know that, so I'll just change the word, and accept it in the spirit you intended it: thanks - you too! --UU - natter 13:38, Nov 10

Oh, right. Sorry. --Ozymandiaz 18:03, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

GAH! indent properly!    Orian57    Talk   18:05 10 November 2009

I'm more a fan of Despoil myself.       

Well, it's written now. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 01:15, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Cheese!

Being british I assume you're a fan of Wallace and Gromit. Well, just to spread the word they've got games on the xbox arcade, I downloaded the first and it's definitly chucklesome, I'd recomend it. That is all.    Orian57    Talk   15:58 10 November 2009

You got paid how much to say that? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 01:16, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Not a thing actually, meargly the reward that someone else may share my joy and bathe in the light. Like evangelical Christianity but British.    Orian57    Talk   09:16 11 November 2009

[edit] Two things

First: Do you maintain the HowTo page?

And second, my government professor showed the class this video to prove how much better the Brits are than the Yanks: I must say I'm inclined to agree. :) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 07:21, Nov 11 2009

Well I rather empty promises and dissapointment to threats that will be carried out. Come on you reds! (and for the benifit of Americans our colour sceme is reveresed, Proving that your country is completely backwards.)    Orian57    Talk   09:11 11 November 2009

And I'm pretty sure it's socky that maintains the Why? and HowTo of late. At least it was.    Orian57    Talk   09:11 11 November 2009

Someone maintains the Why? and the HowTo?? Why? How? I thought they just existed. Oh and on the subject of Politics yes, we have a good way of checking the executive in PMQ's but it's flawed in itself. In the US the president is checked so much by the constitution that there is no real need for accountability through a mechanism like PMQ's, at least that is the constitutional point of view, in reality it would be better if congress could directly question the president on his activities. So yeah, I think we can all agree that America likes the constitution a bit too much. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:15, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

This is why I'm an engineering major. I don't have to deal with politics. Well, not a lot, anyway. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 22:41, Nov 11 2009

This is why I avoid engineering and do Politics. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:44, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Wisdom

Care to do a quick drive-by and tell me what I'm missing. I tried to add a bit more text to the thing. -- Little Pink Sock 15:24, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You missed all the fun. Again

I'm going to buy you a pager and place it in your underwear so you get a nice tremor everytime we have drama attacks. ~ 10:42, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey, real quick

I noticed that you blocked the personal-details IP for a year, but can you also delete and restore all versions of Gay except this one? We don't want the phone number staying on the site. Ty. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 12:06, November 12, 2009 (UTC)