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This user is on vacation, holiday, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is Probably never. It was fun, though... If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
Archives of Pain

Archive 1 - Of welcomes, votes and, well, more votes.
Archive 2 - Of votes, proofreading and reviews.
Archive 3 - Of votes, reviews and images, in the main.
Archive 4 - Of votes, reviews, images, embuggerances and judging.
Archive 5 - Of, ooh, all sorts of things!
Archive 6 - Of Cabals, Pussies, Pees, Feathers, Showers and stuff.
Archive 7 - Of Blah, no Friends, an adoption and sundry whatever.
Archive 8 - Of Summaries, numpties, smiths, spark pics and so forth.
Archive 9 - Of Death to England, indenting, UnBirthdays and whatnot.
Archive 10 - Of Bloody Admins, UU losing it, sitcoms,and more piffle.
Archive 11 - Of Bans, fish puns and final pre-marital blethering.
Archive 12 - Of Australia, ring fingers, huge asses and suchlike.
Archive 13 - Of face facts, afternoons, oldness and whatnot.
Archive 14 - Of apostrophes, festivities, pants and all that jazz.
Archive 15 - Of oppage, zombie poopsmiths and similar shenanigans.
Archive 16 - Of bots, ageism, Signposts and what have you.
Archive 17 - Of something, I'm pretty sure.
Archive 18 - Of many things, possibly including carpenters and kings.
Archive 19 - Of temps perdu, among other things.
Archive 20 - Of the lost chord, for all that it matters.
Archive 21 - Of whatever - no-one reads these archive links anyway.
Archive 22 - Of Lord, please don't let me be Misunderstood.
Archive 23 - Of an epic amount of stuff, quite frankly.
Archive 24 - Of course I can help you reset your password.
Archive 25 - Of awards, Signposts and wibble; business as usual then.
Archive 26 - Of family business, mostly.
Archive 26 - Of all kinds of gubbins.
Archive 27 - Of trumpets, towers tenements.
Archive 28 - Of wide oceans full of tears.
Archive 29 - Of nothing that should concern you.
Archive 30 - Of signs, portents and omens. Maybe.
Archive 31 - Of IRL, in the main, I think.
Archive 32 - Of loads of Signposts, and sundry guff.
Archive 33

New stuff on bottom please.
And if you leave a message here, I will almost certainly not respond. But if I do, I will respond here. It keeps things easy to follow, and at my age, I need that!

Important rule: there is a word. It starts with an "r" and rhymes with "cape". Don't use it on my page please, it annoys the hell out of me.

Finally, as I'm that sad, I reserve the right to correct spelling on this talk page if it irks me enough.
Please don't take it as an insult to your writing skills, take it as proof that I have no life.

edit I'm Not Listening

edit OMG

HAI! Can you edit on both sites, instead of just one? That would be nice. Oh where are my manners. I'm DungeonSiegeAddict510, but you can call me DSA510, or Denza, or Bisexual Aspie Otaku Crossdresser... (don't ask yet...) I'm mostly here for cleanup, spam reversion, and editing some articles for consistency, or quality control. Anyhow, please enjoy your stay here! Thanks! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 20:01, August 9, 2013 (UTC)

"Enjoy your stay". Heh. I did. About three years ago. I keep thinking about making a glorious comeback. Then I remember that I don't have the shitload of free time I used to. Then I go eat some ice cream. Speaking of which, where's my spoon? --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:02, Aug 9
I ate it. It was delicious. Also, hi UU, I'm an admin here now, since January. So is Spike. Romartus is also an active admin on this site, but some of the other admins left for the other site. ChiefJusticeDS and Mordillo still make appearances here occasionally. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:50, August 9, 2013 (UTC)
Hi Sims. Yeah, I know most of that - I occasionally look in, just rarely bother editing. A combination of being ridiculously tired, lacking motivation, and being depressed by the split. Still, I do enjoy having a look around now and then. Now, prove you're a real, worthy Uncyclopedia admin by joke banning the living fuck out of me. I deserve a damn good joke banning, goddamn it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:26, Aug 10
Oh, hang on - you did. Been so long I'd forgotten what it felt like. I need more! Also: you bothered to archive that load of tosh? Thanks - I guess. ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:30, Aug 10

edit UnSignpost Slogan

Hello, Under user! I know "Cajek ban jokes" is classics but we don't need it anymore, do we? Anton (talk) 07:11, August 10, 2013 (UTC)

UU hasn"t been active here for sometime Anton. Cajek joke line is of a different era. I would keep it unless we can come up with a better alternative. The other old in-joke was Codeine's mum, a supposed bench test on whether a regular user we get the joke, --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:45, August 10, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, I heard of Codeine's mum and I thought it was rather funny although I did not know who Codeine was. Anton (talk) 10:37, August 10, 2013 (UTC)
Is it hurting anyone? I can't see it doing any harm, and speaking as an older user who rarely if ever visits, I like seeing it crop up occasionally. Does you good to remember where you came from occasionally, y'know? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:22, Aug 10

Well, sure. Only for you (you were the only one who noticed me deleting this). Anton (talk) 20:27, August 10, 2013 (UTC)

edit I ate hardly any mince pies

The thrill had gone.                               Puppy's talk page10:01 am 09 Jan 2014

I lost count after the thirtieth. Easily the best was the one I made with the kids though. Getting sentimental in my old age. Happy New Year, y'antipodean bugger! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:56, Jan 9

edit I am a mince pie

I cannot go on with this charade. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:12, January 9, 2014 (UTC)

A Morrison's Icing-Topped one, or a Waitrose Organic? --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:03, Jan 9
The Chief steps away from his wall papering? Or has the stripping yet to start?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:07, January 10, 2014 (UTC)
Can I just mention that with the above and Spang's appearance the other day, I fully expect Stillwaters to wander past any moment now.                               Puppy's talk page09:19 am 10 Jan 2014
Surely it's one of Heston's industrially produced in a blast furnace mince pies. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:15, January 10, 2014 (UTC)

edit Hello!

And if you like mince pies, you may like this as well.

Maybe not. But if you have some time and will, please, help us! Anton (talk) 12:32, January 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Eh up!

Was only thinking I'll have to dig out an email for you last month, I read out "Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs" at a storytelling gathering in West Yorkshire. Mixed responses, but all things considered went down a lot better than I thought it might. First time I've ever used the phrase "coagulated Moose semen" to a roomful of people.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

You did what? Wow, that's impressive. I'm guessing a few people won't have known where to look, and a couple of them may have tactfully avoided you afterwards. That's one of the articles I'm most proud of from my time here, actually, glad to hear it got an outing. I'd love to have seen the reactions... --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:57, Apr 1
Close your eyes and imagine a load of posh people in Haworth, home of the Brontes, sitting in stunned silence. It was a moment of steer beauty. Had to read it quite deadpan, and without snickering, and it did get a round of applause. Sadly only one or two present were aware of the original, was great seeing their reaction as I read it. For one brief moment I traveled in the shadow of Mr Thompson.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Sounds fantastic. I am well acquainted with Haworth, and can imagine some of the reactions with worrying clarity. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:19, Jun 12
And now I'm working on something else....feel free to play... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Nice idea, as always. I'd love to have a go, if it weren't for two things: one, time - this is pretty much the first chance I've had to get on here since your reply, which should tell you a bit; two, writing ability - I appear to have lost any I had. No joke, I've been trying to write stuff worth using on here for a while, but haven't even come up with anything worth saving as a draft. I am utterly bereft of inspiration, and nothing I write comes out funny (if it ever did). If the muse ever returns, so will I! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:19, Jun 12
Oh MY GOD! It's Under user! Quick! Get in the Car!!!! ... Can it be? ... Can it really be?????? UU? As everyone knows, you ran away with Mordillo.... Did Mordillo finally abandon you for some new younger Over user? ... It was only yesterday that I discovered your "spectacular fails" article, and left a comment for you, never expecting that you would ever read it. ... But the next day you are here! I would link the message, but the last time I linked a message from here to free Uncyclopedia I was banned for 2 weeks by "for-profit" Uncycopedia. I'm not a sysop anymore... You can find the new me under the name Jesus F Christ should you care to pop in and say hello. I could use some help with some baptisms... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:17, Jun 13
Hey MrN, nice to know you still haunt the web somewhere. Miss seeing you around. I saw the comment on t'other wiki but had no inclination to respond at the time. Had I known it was you, I'd have stopped by. Next time I'm passing, I'll try to look you up. As for banning for an interwiki link, that seems ridiculous, but in keeping with certain joyless types around here these days. Maybe the lack of fun is part of why I can't get up the enthusiasm any more, who knows? Anyway, take care of yourself old chap, you always were one of the very best. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:20, Jun 13
Hi UU. Nice to see you around (unlike MrN, who it's nice to see not around). (snicker). I'm thinking that both places are loosening up a little on what could be said, there is actually a Happy Monkey contest starting tomorrow which involves both sites, so maybe.... nah, who am I kidding. I'm banned for writing this, and will go serve my time. Come back, but first find your muse and muse it up a bit. Aleister 19:49 13-6-14
Hi Al, nice to see you too. I'd stop and say more, but I have a mountain of ironing to do. The joys of family life. I only wish I was joking. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:52, Jun 13

UU frantically does the irony so that he can Judge in the Happy Monkey

Actually I have been told that Aleister has pictures of me all over his walls at home. No need to be Ironic UU! I think the Happy Monkey is short of a Judge, as I suspect one of them may be otherwise engaged attending to the competition organisers penis. They may also be Belgium. I'm not sure. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:25, Jun 13
Oh, I should say "Hello" to Mhaille, but rather than doing that, I have founded a new religion based on him. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:13, Jun 13

edit PSU

Hello! Just wanted to point out that if you would like to contribute without inspiration, then UnSignpost is the great way to do that! I've heard about your great career as a USP journalist and editor-in-chief and it will be great if you could help us now, when the issues are delivered only once every month! Anton (talk) 13:39, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

Also, you don't have to search for reasons or anything to edit Uncyclopedia. Your edits are always more than welcome and I hope you don't get discouraged by any conflict! Anton (talk) 14:05, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

edit Mince Pies

It's totally on this year. I was sorry to read about your health troubles on t'other Uncyclopedia, however I hope it hasn't ruined your capacity for rapid festive noms ingestion. Also, it's fine to eat them for breakfast, ask anyone. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:51, November 28, 2014 (UTC)

'Lo Chief. Is it also on at t'other place? I ask merely because while I'm not really active on either wiki, I've made my decision to be properly inactive on this version. I reckon you can probably guess why. So if I see you over there, I'll totally go toe-to-toe and pie-to-pie with you. Otherwise, all the very best to you as always. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:45, Nov 28
It is now! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:15, November 28, 2014 (UTC)
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