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edit I'm sorry.

I just saw the Vandal thing and couldn't resist getting Grueslayer blamed. If you need to, take me out of it. I'll go moderate other fights if I must. Conniving 15:10, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, at least they were okay additions. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit Nevermore!

Special thanks for the nomination!

~Jewriken.GIF 16:43, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Er, How can I review that?

I don't get how I can review a stub. TheUnBooks:This is a Sample Nomination. Am I missing something? --Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 03:06, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

It is a mess, which is a featured UnBook. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit Legion of Tortilla

Tortillian teachings state that Tortillism is compatible with all other religions, except BENSONISM. Here are your official membership templates, should you choose to join.

Tortilla12
This User supports Tortilla The Hun's Jihad on BENSON.
Tortilla12
This User has joined the Legion of Tortilla the Hun and proclaims the imminent downfall of BENSON.

May the Enchilladas be with you. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:49, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Actually Capercorn, Tortilla is a P*w*rsh*t like troll. I just attempt to stop his flamewars, then ignore him. Uncyclopedian: think first. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:14, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
BENSON sucks anyway. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Eh, everyone has an opinion. Anyway, just DON'T LET FLAMEWARS START. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:17, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
If you happen to contribute badly to a flamewar, you will be pushed down a rank. Same with Capercorn. and any Bensonites who flame against you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:23, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Unless the flamewar is on BHOP or is constructive, right? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Tortilla's flamewars are destructive. He's posting Anti-Benson junk in a BHOP. Not good. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Jason Hallameya

Did you hear? He's done with vandalising, and wants to HELP Uncyclopedia! He even told me on IRC that he may join the Grue Army. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:04, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

It is a good possibility, but I am still going to be cautious. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit Thanks

For the constructive criticism on Industrialization. You get a gold "Thank you" Star. As soon as I find it. --TheNewWayToBeStupid 15:51, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

edit PvP

I really need you to finish the TYATU match. Pongo already devised the list of Series 2 challengers, and I decided that we would use the TYATU battle to begin the plot. So hurry up and conclude it. Just make the win page (after finishing up the match), and i'll alter it later with the plot bits and the proper links to Series 2 at the end. Conniving 01:46, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, I will get a bit of it done soon. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit An observation

Notice how when we work on TYATU, nobody works on Grueslayer. and vice-versa. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:50, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

I notice that. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
And you are editing UnScripts:The Grand Army. You can help if you want. It will only have 7 episodes, though. And don't hijack it. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:56, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Swiss- canadian war

Very nice??!! Pahomeboy1992 00:33, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Good for a newbie. Actually pretty funny. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Good to hear. Those mean people on Wikipedia deleted it. ;-) [1]. Pahomeboy1992 00:37, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia has funny, not facts. Wikipedia has facts, not funny. There. That was the problem. This is where you can put hoaxes like that. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit The Young and the Uncyclopedians

You OBVIOUSLY get these...


Sergeant
You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death
Newcookie High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

You contributed greatly to our quest, and this shall not go unnoticed!

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:06, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
edit Woo!

TYATU has been kept! Taken off VFD! Ignore the UNKNOWNTROLLs, and rejoice1 Celebrate! It is time for merry parties! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:21, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

edit MSgrue!

As for inventing the MSgrue template, award it for mee! I only use MS Paint as my stuff. Look at my images made in MS Paint. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 13:37, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

edit AWARD M3

I used MS Paint for my anti-Communism image, the one with the black X across the hammer and sickle. Please award me? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 12:28, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

edit <FMU>

IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS AN UNCYCLOPEDIAN. THEN THERE WASN'T FOR A FEW MINUTES, THEN HE CAME BACK. AND THEN THE MIGHTY REFRIDGERATOR OF COKE SWOPE DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND AWARDED THEE FREE COKE. THEN THEE SOLD IT TO FUEL THINE COKE (the other coke) ADDICTION. THEN ALOT OF OTHER SHIT HAPPENED. TA-DA! NOW GIVE ME A PEANUT so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 15:43, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

edit hello

will you please adopt me? Aybfreak 17:59, 24 June 2007 (UTC)( a n00b)

Sure. Ask me whatever you want. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit Message from High General

Don't bother reporting anything, he's banninated for "not doing a good enough rewrite". --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:22, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Why is Tortilla in TYATU?

Capercorn has been around much longer than Tortilla. Capercornis better than Tortilla. Yet Tortilla is in TYATU, and Capercorn isn't. Why? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:25, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Because Tortilla is more outright annoying, and better known as an Anti-Benson, although you are better than Tortilla. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit Poo Lit Surprise


--{Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 22:46, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit I challenge you! =

To one CtF battle. Map:Green strikes back. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:24, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:51, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
you can also play the Dogfights map if you want. It dosen't matter. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:10, 2 July 2007 (UTC)


edit The US Government Salutes You!

Much appreciated Mr. Uncyclopedian! :) --THINKER

You are welcome. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit Aw, WTF?

Your CtF battles are pure cheating and loophole abuse! How is that winning with Honor? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:37, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Cheating: Nil. (No rule against civillians capturing the flag). Loophole abuse: Uh, of course. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
no, the civillians weren't cheating, but your changing of the rules are! i keep trying to avoid every single loophole imaginable, but that's what, impossible? I challenge you to one last battle. With honor.If either of us cheats/uses a loophole, they lose. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:40, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
Honor. At the bottom. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Shit. I lost. The FINAL FINAL battle is at the bottom. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:24, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
Good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit Block

Damnit, not again! I understand maybe a 1 day block, but A MONTH? That's insane. You DO have good edits, and I can't see how you were stirring up shit. I'll see what i can do. A freind in need, is a freind indeed. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:52, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

Newcookie User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:52, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

edit From the Noob

I have 2 things to say. 1,THAKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!! 2,How do I sign up for the Grue Army? Aybfreak 14:31, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Would You?

I was wantin' to know if you would add {{User:Tom mayfair/Template:Userawardpage}} to the bottom of your Zombie of the Month page. I made it for these type of user space projects so we could reach out more to users. You're not obligated to, just thought it would be nice. The template is also a link on the main award template as User Space Affiliations. Just think 'bout it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle01:35, 22 July 2007

edit Uhhh....

did you see what Famine said about your block? Cause he kinda destroyed the evidence already. Well, if you didn't, I'll tell you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:06, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

I saw it. A few actual ban reasons, compounded with a few misunderstood edits. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
... I meant and WHY you were still blocked after we begged for a un-block. Well, basically, no good edits, which seems to be the Deth Sentence for Famine. He dosen't see Grueslayer and TYATU funny the way WE do. Also, no more Drama. Period. I dont know. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:12, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
I like some things about Famine, but sometimes I think he carries things too far. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 05:18, August 4, 2007
You know The Famine Ultimatum? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:24, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
Pure 100% Grade 'A' EVIL!!! --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 05:49, August 4, 2007
Apparently Famine does not like my edits on QVFD and Ban Patrol, which says something. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I wrote just two articles and do nothing but maintenance. Does this mean that Famine will permaban me if I don't write something good by tomorrow at 5:31 AM? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 14:13, August 4, 2007
Famine probably identifies a good article as one that gets featured quickly. We already know how god Famine thinks maintenance is. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Actually, Famine might be violating a Wikia policy by banning users for not contributing. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 14:18, August 4, 2007
What policy? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

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Didn't notice it started. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

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edit awesome!

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