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The Black And White Man

  • I've added a new picture. The actual photos were the best I could do without potatochop. Care to look again? -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 01:42, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Sure. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:42, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Glad to see you liked it. It was stuck for 3 months in my user space. Ahmnn... hmm... errr... Maybe... uhmnn... (whispering) vee ef aitch -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 01:50, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Quick, man!

You have added a 16th article to VFD. Remove that, now! I got a ban for this just yesterday. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 03:20, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

There is no problem. There is inactive voting. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
And I got a block yesterday too for the 17th article. I know how to survive it. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

You bring even more shame upon your name than before now...

Because I didn't even notice you had hardcoded the menu rather than put it in a sub-user space once and then place {{User:Uncyclopedian/Menu}} at the top of each page... Guh... I'm going to do you a favour now... --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|VFP|+S 15:35, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Ok. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Umm, thank you, MoneySign, cause I didn't know you can do that. I immediately changed my Menu, too. But wow, today has been a productive learning experience for me. I just learned how to change the color of my toolbar and desktop. No more gray,now everything's Slate Blue! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:57, 23 July 2006 (UTC)


Hello, Un-Uncyclopedian/Archive 1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|VFP|+S 15:35, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations on Nothing!

Hey, Uncyc, you made it onto the most important list EVER!. You're number 41. I'm number 9! Woooh, party! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:24, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

“Jaaaa!! FlaggPunsch is on me! Surströmming and meety bolls forr evaryvan!”
~ Swedish Chef on partying

Any thoughts?

Hi, I just posted UnBooks:The World According to Garm...what do you think? I want to put in one more section, but not sure what it should be. Thx--Shandon 21:12, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

How about Garm's point of view on the vacation. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Could do that, but I was getting tired of Garm's style of speaking & thought it would be overdone. Thinking about some overall idea that makes it a 'book' too.--Shandon 22:24, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

What do you think now?--Shandon 22:43, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

I know you're not asking me, but I'll give it to ya anyways cause I'm cool like that. Now this is a good UnBook! Isn't Garm the ferocious cave-dwelling dog of ancient Scandinavian legend? I personally prefer Fenrir, but Garm is right up there next to Jormungandr and Odin. I think the way you've got it set up works fine as an UnBook. Maybe you can show Garm visiting his in-laws or something; that always makes for good laughs. Great images though...--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:48, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

Same thing DiZ said, plus it's amazingly funny. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Thanks, I really have no idea if things are as funny as I hope they are until I get some feedback. I wrote a section based on your advice. At the end of the day I was looking at a possible Cerebrus/Fenris Wolf/Garm get-together, but we'll see tomorrow.--Shandon 00:59, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

Why do you hate me so much?

Just was also a shock to me that I was nominated for AOTM. --Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 14:44, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

I just don't find your UnBooks funny. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

You get....

Hey, congratulations!!!
For understanding my severe love of sinning and death and the like, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

UnBooks:Pudgic Bible Finished

1.1 And yea, twas on this day that Diz did finish the Pudgic Bible once and for all, and it was good.
1.2 But lo, his demise shall come soon, for now he asks Uncyclopedian to read upon his works, or at least the newly-completed Revelations Chepter, and behold!
1.3 Amen.

No, seriously, read it and give me feedback. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:33, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Also, I made two new redirects, one for UnBooks:Author of the Month (you can just type in UB:VAM), and one for UnBooks:Vote for Featured UnBook (now UB:VFB). Kinda like shortcuts, but they don't go anywhere you can find a slurpee at. Shame... --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:32, 30 July 2006 (UTC)


..................."great"? That's all you have to say? Psssh...people these days...--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:54, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Just noticed the humorous linking(The four links in the "Evil kings can't be named" line linked to four admins), and the mentioning one of the articles I created was great, so HILARIOUS 21 OUT OF 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User:Uncyclopedian/sig
........That's better. I also linked another admin, but I bet you're not gonna find it. I'm proofreading for grammar and spelling errors right now, soif you find a mistake, don't hesitate to fix it. Thebeastshallrise!!
But I did find User:Keiti in 4.20. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
...............burn heathen!!! You make me feel stoypidd.

--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:08, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

I think you should make more spelling and grammar errors in the new testament, because it says it's crappy. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
No, you see, the joke is that "new" things are often perceived to be crappier than the original, like the "new" Coca-Cola was before they changed it back to Coca-Cola Classic. As it turns out, the actual bible has a new testament, too, and it's actually quite popular...--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:33, 31 July 2006 (UTC)


Hey, congratulations!!!
For voting for DiZ as Author of the Month , and voting for Pudgic Bible, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

Thnx again. Yes, you get another' martyr! Do what you will with him, I don't really wanna know...--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:53, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Teensy-weensy proposal

Hey Uncyclopedian - I liked the QuoteUnquote:Swedish Chef thingy quite a lot, but would you mind terribly if, when I move all the pages to "Unquotable," I remove it from the Main Page section on "People" and put it in a new section called "Cultural Stereotypes"? I might just put Anonymous in there too, actually, and it might even get more page-views that way. Still, this probably seems overly fussy, for which I apologize... Anyway, if you object, I won't do it, and you can always change it back too. I just thought I'd let you know of my intentions in advance, like.  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:20, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Look at the articles Swedish Chef and Anonymous to see why to keep them in "People". User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Ehh, I'm quite familiar with the latter of the two, of course, but somehow I still suggested it! So how about "Not-Quite People"? That would be less specific, at least... I just thought "Cultural Stereotypes" was funnier, but I could always be wrong about that.  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:27, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks Club

Hey, uncyc, there's a forum discussion on the introduction of an UnBooks Club. Since you're a frequent contributor of UnBooks, it'd be great if you could add your thougfhts and ideas to the thread. We're trying to birth it from the egg sac of wisdom. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:21, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Hutt River Anthology

I'm wondering why you think it isn't an UnBook. I reformatted it a bit to make it clearer that the description areas take the roll of an introductory essay, which many books have. Even the Pudgic Bible, which you voted for, has an introductory portion. I understand why thought you it was in article format, but surely now it's clear it's indeed an UnBook. Thanks, --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:50, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Considering you moved Salsa to UnBooks...don't worry, i moved it back. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:56, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

My Wikipedia Monster's better than yours

...seeming as it's lasted more than ten seconds. Anyway, erm... I don't know why I made this comment... meh, I'll think of a reason... Ah yes, Whaddya think of it (as I can't be bothered to make a Pee Review entry)? ~ Ghelæ the Stangetalkcontribs 11:50, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Good. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Oh, and another thing, are you stuck for comebacks? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 20:55, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

No, and Shut Up! User:Uncyclopedian/sig
YOU SHUDDAP! ~ Ghelæ the Shut Uptalkcontribs 20:58, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
Shut up! User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Utshay up! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:03, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey buddy!

Where've you been?! <slaps Uncycloepdian on the back> <runs away as Uncyclopedian falls to the ground> --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:19, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Taking a brake, and I'm about to take another. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

WTF Mate

My works are too hard to find? What the hell? And how can you say that my works aren't the best (I know they're not the best, but you could be a little nicer and not be an asshole)? I mean, this is YOUR best creation?! Watch your back. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:21, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

Your works are hard to find, and they are not even close to as good as User:Shandon's or User:DiZ's creations. There. That is all. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
I'm not understanding this "too hard to find" crap, but I guess you're entitled to your nonsense opinion. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:53, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and DiZ seems to like my work, seeing as how he nominated one of my books for Featured UnBook. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:54, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
Still, my against doesn't disappear. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
You can officially go fuck yourself. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 15:06, 17 October 2006 (PDT)
XD this is t3h funny. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:33, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
Toondarwin <center>Hey, congratulations!!!
For "arguing" so "passionately", DiZ has awarded e|m|c and Uncyclopedian by killing a martyr in their names! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

Merry Christmas, I guess

Santafatass Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa!
This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic,
Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a
Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget,
Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded.

So be good, or else.

You know, you can be a little more subtle, that message on my talk page scared the shit out of me. But Merry Christmas nonetheless. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:20, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

New Welcome Message for Inner Circle Members

Welcome to My Inner Circle!

Welcome, Slave!

Hello, Un-Uncyclopedian/Archive 1, and welcome to DiZ's inner circle. I hope you like being a part of the family and decide to stay. If not, well, too bad, you're stuck. Here are some good guidelines for first-time members:

  • Respect your King. Always refer to him as "DiZ" (capital D, lowercase i, capital Z) or "diz" (all lowercase) - preferably the first.
  • Respect your Master. Either you or I have chosen {{{1}}} as your master. Always carry out his or her wishes and don't let me catch you cheating on them, you hear me?
  • Give praise. Shout DiZ's name on the mountaintops, make giant billboards; frankly, I don't care, so long as you give praise to his Greatness. It is also your duty to rape and kill any and all non-believers and doubters.
  • Show some dignity. As a representative and delegate of his Holyness, DiZ the Great, you are expected to behave in an appropriate and dignified manner (which may or may not include feasting on your foe's cattle). You are also expected to fast, pray, whip yourself with heavy chains daily, and uhh, oh yeah: NO SEX. Sorry...
  • Have fun. With responsibility, so comes great joy in knowing you are the heir to the greatest throne of mankind. If you are lucky, perhaps one day, you too will be king. But, probably not...

I hope you enjoy being a member. Now get on your knees and suck my left toe! -- DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!)

What do you think? --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC) Good, diZ, er, DiZ. User:Uncyclopedian/sig


Uhh, i think the recording of Don't Ban Me, Admin is broken...-- 00:55, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Darn. I guess someone else may as well re-record it, I don't seem to have any good luck. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Ha ha

/points and laughs --General Insineratehymn 23:49, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Ha ha redux

He told me to tell you that he's given that whole ordeal a rest.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:22, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, that shall be over for now. User:Uncyclopedian/sig


For the comment. :D Mightywayne 16:31, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Happy Valentine's Day

Heart-o-nails As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, DiZ would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them.

Happy Valentine's Day,
and I hope you get some this year.

--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:26, 14 February 2007 (UTC)


--Image8Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 02:01, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 18:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)


For not taking credit for Dane Cook, and thus making me feel like the happiest 14-year-old boy this side of the poverty level. Cheers.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

You are welcome. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Project Ourobiblos

First off, let me say hi, Uncyclopedian.

Second, let me direct your attention to this 'Project Ourobiblos' which you have so graciously been affected to contribute to. Your pledge, if I read this correctly, is one of precisely $200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Now, while this is a lot of money and will most definitely allow us the purchase of brand-new Babel Fish software, copyright fees, and club luncheons, I cannot shake the hunch that perhaps this pledge is not all too legitimate. Now, don't get me wrong, I would be the last person to question another's trustworthiness or much less their faith, but I am obliged to know, where do you expect to obtain such funds? And are you aware of how you shall transfer them to the committee for Project Ourobiblos? I doubt any sort of postage or financial service will allow such transactions of money. These are not standard questions, mind you, but the great sum of your contributions move me to ask them; much more, when a humbler contribution will suffice. Please reply. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:50, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I will remove the ... and a few zeroes. And hey, DiZ. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 22:11, 25 April 2007 (UTC)


Congrats. You are now a scout. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Thanks! User:Uncyclopedian/sig 03:47, 26 April 2007 (UTC)


Nasa spaceship
High Gen. Grue has given you a YT-100 Space Freighter!
For voting Han For Admin
"It's fast, but not as fast as the Millennium Falcon. Good weapons, upgraded hyperdrive, each proclaimed a piece of junk by Luke Skywalker.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer


You, Uncyclopedian, have been awarded a combat honor medal, for starting a Grue Army Base.

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for stating a new base

You have been asigned the special rank of Commander of Grue Army Peacekeeping base. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Thank you. User:Uncyclopedian/sig


Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:33, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. User:Uncyclopedian/sig


Welcome to the insanity and insanley cool game we call Grueslayer. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Thanks for the welcome. User:Uncyclopedian/sig


See? Cheaters never prosper. YOU HAVE LOST. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Look again. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Look to see why too many airstrikes are bad. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Extinguisher. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Also, i'm trying to say cheaters never prosper. AND EVERYTHING DIED. INCLUDING MY TRoOPS. AND THE WILDLIFE. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Request for Adoption

blkgardner 04:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 15:04, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Question about Categorization Are there any rules about creating categories? (Other than the universal "don't create tons of garbage" restriction) Also, would you mind giving me your opinion on some of my articles?blkgardner 19:37, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Lets see, with the categories, make sure they are useful, and text adventures, like Game:Zork, each get their own category. Now for the articles. The Moronicus article is very well done, a good parody of Idiocrates. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Baby farming is pretty good. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

What's your opinion with trying to add some content to NRV articles? I've done that a few times, but I think it oftens merely moves a bad article slightly above the "BURN IT" threshold so its not bad enough to trash, but is still a waste of space. Or worse, its merely wasting effort on an article that will be deleted anyway.

Also, whats your opinion on the Foamy and Germaine articles.blkgardner 00:27, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

First, the NRVs. There are no NRVs anymore. There are ICUs, which replaced NRVs. My opinion on that is that adding to ICU articles is a good thing. It saves a few articles, and it in all improves Uncyclopedia. Of course, some of the worst articles don't get ICUd and don't get deleted, yet stay low quality. For example, Euroipods, Fisher Price, and UnBooks:This is a Sample Nomination.
The Foamy and Germaine articles, well, I don't get them. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 00:54, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
In my opinion, it seems like there are too many "one liners" and snubs produced. (This is because a person can make 10-20 snubs in the time it takes to make a good article.) Also, how can add you content to a really bad article without merely adding padding or "hijacking" an article? blkgardner 01:07, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Looking at the history of Euroipods might help you here. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Here is an example of an article that I think is unsalvagable: Sayings of a wise monk(ey) . At best, its going to be a collection of random one-liners with padding to make it look like an article. Its probably not completely beyond redemption, I'm sure one could make a decent article out of a "collection of random one-liners with padding", but that concept is probably overused and will only work a couple times.

This one; Witch cure, looks like the rare ICU that can easily become a decent article. The concept is fairly strong and lends itself to elaboration without needing to butcher the original content.

Also, what's the rules/etiquette of altering someone else's writing?

If it is part of their user page, mostly don't do so. Non-article altering other people's writing is a big no. Etherything else is okay. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:11, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
"Non-article writting" means talk pages and stuff, right?blkgardner 04:32, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Yep, talk pages, forums, votes, and user pages. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Editing Question

Is there a way to have a link to category pages in the text of an article without using an external link? For example, in the Sayings of a wise monk(ey) , I added this quote:

  • If your username is on this page, then you don't have a penis! LOL!!!!

The link to to category:female_users, which is a list of people self-identified as a girl on their user pages. The link looks like it goes outside of uncyclopedia, when in fact it does not. blkgardner 04:31, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

I dunno. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Category:Stuff. Ah, I just figured out. [[:Category:Stuff]] That : before Category allows you to link to a category. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 15:05, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Thankyou blkgardner 03:31, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
You're welcome. User:Uncyclopedian/sig


May I join your peacekeeping squad/base? Please? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 01:34, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:35, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 01:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
You're welcome. User:Uncyclopedian/sig


Newcookie Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 23:58, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. User:Uncyclopedian/sig


Tie breaker battle. Name:Art of Conquest. You:Green. This tape will not asplode in 5 seconds. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

You're on! User:Uncyclopedian/sig
More sabotage, I get infinite points. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Didn't sabotage you. Look at the history. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Grue:Map:The Final Frontier (the one we used) dosen't include any grues.
Flamethrower:I used to play lots of Multiplayer Chess.the code for a fireball was "fb." The code for a blue flamethrower on CtF. Bah, let's just make ALOT of maps on CtF/maps. We will wait till the other finishes to avoid edit conflicts.-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Then who added the grue? User:Uncyclopedian/sig
I copied/pasted the map from CtF/Maps. Check there. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

My talk

At least make a different header for every topic. Also, I shot you in combat. But we are in Hologram. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Admit your defeat. Nobody likes a sore loser. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
I stopped the hurricane ages ago. You are cheating. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 02:32, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
My UBER CONTROLS OF THE EARTH in the game are all powerful. Plus, it's revenge for your insta-wins. I could do Event:Han wins if I want. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer


Do we talk to eachother frequently on our talk pages? Also, check CtF and Holo-combat. Oh, and Grueslayer, we should get back to work.-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Offer of Adoption

Hey there, Uncyclopedian! Thank you for your generous offer of adoption. As it is, I do not really spend large amounts of time on Uncyclopedia anymore (did i ever, I wonder...) and as such, I will be withdrawing myself from candidacy for Adoption, FORTHWITH! Thankyou, however, for the offer - it is reassuring that there really truly are other Uncyclopedians out there, and that this is not all just some elaborate plot... Which, you must admit, is sometimes more tempting to believe... Enjoy! -- Icons-flag-au 10rd Ben - talk to me now!!! - 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 07:19, 15 May 2007 (UTC)


A belated thank you for that ninjastar back in April. I've been consumed with completing my Masters degree, so I haven't been paying much attention to the site in some time. I'm grateful for your kind words. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 19:40, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Yet another thanks!

For noming me Unbooks author....Even though it was for lack of a better candidate :). Thanks! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:09, 19 May 2007 (UTC)


For the proofread.Spatz 21:29, 21 May 2007 (UTC)


You welcomed an IP. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:32, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:32, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
That's not supposed to happen. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:33, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Ok then. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:34, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Add a random or minus to my Good Cop/Bad Cop entry. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:34, 25 May 2007 (UTC)


You like to rip off Grueslayer, don't you? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:48, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

A bit. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
A bit? You did it in Holo-combat too. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:49, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
Hey, in this case it works. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 21:49, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
AND STOP WITH THE FUCKING GOATSE JOKES. They aren't funny anymore. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:48, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Sure then. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Hey, Uncyclopedian...your unflagging support and turning me into a gemstone cowboy is...well...really neat.--Shandon 04:40, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

TYATU pt. 2

Can you do the Episode for summary for episodes 72 and 73? My PC is lagging. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:48, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Im JASON HALLAMEYA what do u want?

I want you to stop vandalizing pages. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Why? Then i wont get an award.

You mean Sockpuppeteer of the Month? User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Jason, there's more to life than winning an imaginary award for vandalizing a whole bunch of articles. You need to understand that even though you want the award very badly, nobody cares. --General Insineratehymn 22:13, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I Care though an if it doesnt matter just give it to me! JASON HALLAMEYA

With an attitude like that, you're not going to get anything except a banning from the administration. --General Insineratehymn 00:09, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
He's BEEN getting that... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:10, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

The Young and the Uncyclopedians

I would give you some tips on your scripts and all, but where is the first 53 episodes? --Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 00:04, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

There are no Episodes 1-53. They didn't want to describe everything and the Origins, and besides, it's funnier when it starts higher than 1. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:06, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

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