User talk:Uncyclopedia is freakin gay

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beware your nightmare has become true!.

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User talk:Uncyclopedia is freakin gay/sig420:56, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me

Your username is a completely accurate summary of this website. Please change it so that it's less accurate. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:29, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

um how do i do that? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Uncyclopedia is freakin gay (talk • contribs)

Heh, I was just joking. You don't seem to be a troll, so have fun! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:54, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Oh sorry, the template just showed up wrong on my cell phone screen. Nevermind. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:43, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

hi !  User:Uncyclopedia is freakin gay/sig422:53, 31 January 2010