User talk:Uncle Bill

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Uncle Bill, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Rub-a-dub-dub! Thanks for the grub! Amen! --Uncle Bill 21:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Riddle me this...

... Why, may I ask, are you going around leaving random messages on people's talk pages? It's not against the rules as long as your not flaming, which it doesn't seem you are. I just want to know why. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:44, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

To be funny. [fart] --Uncle Bill 00:46, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
Click here for a list of people who would love that. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:47, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
Yea dude! Why don't you go actually write something! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:48, Feb 19
Seriously. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:54, Feb 19
Why don't you go fuck off? Or instead enjoy your infinite ban--Æ 01:06, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
I have a comment. This direct stuff makes me think that you are serious and sorta angry in a way. Now here at Uncyclopedia, we try to avoid opening Pandora's Box. Next time use sarcastic humor on the banned subject. - 20px-Insignia.png (talk) (contribs)(email me!) 01:56, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
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