User talk:UnTalented

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edit Welcome!

Hello, UnTalented, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit Welcome...

...To the machine.

Norwellians unite! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:39, Nov 28

GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us 18:39, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 18:39, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Wait a second...I didn't sign this page. stupid ledballoon forging signature grumble grumble - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:42, Nov 28
Do not be alarmed. We are controlling what you see and hear, now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:43, Nov 28
(Pants heavily) ....YOU TOO!......ahhhhhh!!! (runs) - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 03:12, Nov 29
UnTalented: Thank you. - Poowaddins 05:53, Dec 5

edit Have a shiny template

Norwellgang This user is from Norwell, Massachusetts. In other words, they have an army of whores to vote for their articles!

Enjoy, and wear it with pride. ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:18, Nov 29

edit Wow, your first thanking for a voting! Get ready! *a-hem*

edit Why, hello, sir!

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

Moonshine The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Dec 4

edit You win!

You can stick this on your userpage, if you like. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:24, Dec 16

What're you waiting for? Brag proudly, my friend, and raise your huzzah count to 4. Oh, and just so you know, your page will be on the Main page around 8pm, our time. Also, I'd like to remind you of your keyboard's "enter" key. You can use it to make spaces, which denote new paragraphs. Paragraphing=easier reading. You should apply this new knowledge to YourSubPage, make it easier to read n' whatnot. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:57, Dec 16
By "around 8pm" you mean "right now"? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:00, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Hmm... I coulda sworn it used to be 8. Did uncyclopedia turn back an hour for daylight savings? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:04, Dec 17

edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:17, Dec 17

Christmasbeerbottletree AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

On a side note, I'm really tired of politics invading Uncyclopedia--Æ 01:51, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas soon!



edit Happy Something or other...

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr,

Happy Spam Day!

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

[1] MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:29, Dec 19

Your article was worth the vote. Congratulations. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:57, Dec 19

edit holiday greetings

Stonerise Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice!
Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise!
As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the
usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

edit Joyous victory for political correctness!

WinterBreakCalendar The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Dec 23

edit Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas UnTalented! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Hey

If you're ever around, Al Capone could use your vast knowledge of '20s-talkin'. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:00, Mar 31

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