User talk:Ubarun

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edit Welcome


Terumvra greets you and bids you welcome to Uncyclopedia.

Greetings and well met, Ubarun, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thank you for creating an account and giving me this wonderful opportunity to send my minions through your refrigerator in search of quality mustard, and for your contributions thus far. I do hope you like what you see and choose to stick around. If not, the door's right over there, and we also have several strategically-placed windows, if that is what you prefer.

Now that you are here, these tend to be of use for folks like you:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Ubarun/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

There are plenty of other things to do, of course. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance.

If you need help or have questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask on IRC, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is here to bring experienced editors straight to you.

Again, welcome!  1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:47, 3 June 2011

edit Template:Apple

Unless you want to actually write an article on the iPenis, adding a link to Penis to this template just makes it longer without helping the reader find other articles that have to do with the Apple, which Penis does not. So I undid your edit, sorry. Spıke Ѧ 23:17 11-Feb-13

edit Insults are not jokes

And your addition to Argentina and Chile of unflattering photos of shantytowns, with the identical caption, "It's just one more country," don't make our articles more encyclopedic and won't make our readers laugh. Spıke Ѧ 21:32 27-Aug-14

edit Manny Pacquiao‎‎

Perhaps I should not have said in my Change Summary, reverting you, that you added Lie to the See Also in order to state your personal opinion. That would indeed be mind-reading. But you should not have ranted at me in your Change Summary (which incidentally proves that you are not here to write in competent English but to give us a piece of your mind, even before reviewing your contributions, which are to add vandal-quality illustrations to pages on South American countries). I am reverting you again. The article Manny Pacquiao has nothing to do with the article on Lie; so there is no point to this link except to express an opinion. If this turns into another revert war, you will lose it again. Spıke Ѧ 02:07 30-Sep-14

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