User talk:TuoDecaps

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edit Welcome!

No one talks about me. Ever.

edit King of Wisconsin

For future reference, if you want to VFD something, you actually have to post it there, not just putting the {{VFD}} template on. However, that particular article was brand new, so the place to put it on would be here. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:13, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thanks for the info. But seriously, no on ever talks about me. Ever.


edit I am talking to U

Hello, I've recently reviewed your xbox article and hope to see you follow through on it. BTW, are you from Wisconsin? I am from Iowa. I am on here quite a bit as I am agoraphobic and don't leave the house much. If you want advice or someone to chat with, I am your guy. Also, I am currently whoring for Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month votes, so if you haven't heard of me yet, give my user page a read before casting your vote (or changing it). Have a good day.--Cheapinitreal 22:33, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

I knew you were from Wisconsin because of the heading King of Wisconsin above this one. hehe. When I saw the heading, I figured us dairy-landers should stick together. Slight tip: when posting on a discussion board or voting, be sure to sign your name (use the signature tab). I talk to quite a few people and it took me a bit to remember who I was talking to. If I can be of service to you, let me know--Cheapinitreal 17:10, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Generally, people take interests in geographical concepts because they live there (for instance, I wrote the Chet Culver and the Julien Dubuque pages, both Iowans). I hope you enjoy it here. Voting on things, reviewing things, and going into the chat room are good ways to meet people. As for writing, if you want to get your name out quick, Unnews is the way to go (you can write short concise stuff. I've seen people turn out up to 6 articles a day). I too am still a noob and wanted to meet as many of my fellow noobs as possible (so if we don't all survive initiation, I know who's parents to send letters to). All of this advice doesn't come cheap like me (you must vote for me in the Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month race, it is a tie ball game and if I lose, I will be forced to fight the damn baderinegooses bare handed).DON'T LET THEM KILL ME!! I AM TO BE MARRIED IN LESS THAN A MONTH! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! --Cheapinitreal 17:51, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

edit I , too, am talking to you

Hello! Dropping by...Starting a conversation, you know...If you want advice or someone to chat with, I am your best guy...he he. Sorry about that, let me start again... Hello, I'm YTTE! How you doing on Uncyclopedia...need any help from a better than another person user (sorry Cheap - :-) ). Erm, anyway, hi! - 18:16 23 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I was wondering how long it would be for someone other than me to drop by. YesTimeToEdit is wise and will certainly help you as well (probably better than I could). But they know not of the Cheese!--Cheapinitreal 18:37, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Furthermore the chicken flies north at midnight. - 21:06 23 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Wow, I joined a year ago and no one paid any attention to me. But now I have friends coming in exponentially. Happy face.--TuoDecaps 04:36, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your vote! As stated repeatedly now, if you need anything just let me know. Wow I have had t0o much whiskey to be typing right now.--Cheapinitreal 05:39, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
Bing bong. Bing bong. - 07:23 24 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I will gladly look at your Burt Ward piece. I love the original Batman TV series. It might take me a few days before I get a chance though. When I do, I will post tips on the discussion page there and drop a line by here to let you know I am finished. I won't be doing much on here today as I am recovering.--Cheapinitreal 19:13, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Recovering from what? Thanks for the help though.--TuoDecaps 21:09, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

WHISKEY!--Cheapinitreal 22:39, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Suggestions are Up

I put up my suggestions on your Burt Ward piece. Take a look. Drop by my talk page if I can help you out in the future or if you are bored and just want to scrawl something silly on the walls.--Cheapinitreal 03:53, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

edit CMC

Welcome TuoDecaps to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, TuoDecaps! Hope you have fun in the CMC. If you can recruit people to sign up, you'll probably earn a promotion, so I'd check out this page. P.S. And in just a moment we can run through making a sig... - YTTE(talk) 15:29 27 May

Cool. I feel special suddenly.--TuoDecaps 15:34, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
You are special, you are Tuo! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:36 27 May
Dude, that is awesome, you called me Tuo. Everyone calls me Tuo, ever since I played Diablo 2. How do they all know? And how come they never call me "Decaps"?--Mgr. TuoDecaps (talk) Contribs 16:37, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Tuo is shorter, sweeter and sexier than Decaps, that's why! Tuo's your new nickname, I guess...If you wanted you could change your sig to instead of saying "TuoDecaps" just saying "Tuo" (like mine says "YTTE" not "YesTimeToEdit") but that's entirely up to you. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:51 27 May

edit By the way...

...just while I remember and before I get too drunk: in case you ever want something urgently Orian57 can stand in as emergency step mum. He should be able to answer most questions. If he's dead or unavailable there's always Grampa (but just remind him to use his hearing trumpet and to wear his spectacles otherwise confusion could ensue) and if he's dead there's these nice people. If those lot are dead you're probably experiencing a nuclear apocalypse, which would be a darn shame... - [19:50 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit So...

...wanna come back to my place how are you? Need any help? How is Uncyclopedia life treating you? Any ailments or contagious diseases I should know about (I have Snaxxplepaxxle Syndrome, which you're going to inherit from me, I'm not very sorry to say)? - [20:04 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

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edit Any help, deer sir?

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