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Thanks for the additions to the Marcel Marceau news article. This image is just great! -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}

Latest revision as of 19:14, September 23, 2007

edit Welcome!

Hello, Tshell, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:35, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

edit UnFunnies

All your comics are just plain black on IE. Can you fix it?Uncyclopedian 23:12, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

edit UnNews

While I do appreciate your attempts to add UnNews Articles, please try ahrder to use REAL news stories instead of ones you felt like making up. What you're doing right now is copying "The Onion" in style and form, and it'd be much better if you didn't.--ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 01:47, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

> Hmmm...


edit VFP

Just so you know, I nominated
Boom53
one of your pics to be featured. Its hilarious, great job. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 01:49, 16 August 2006 (UTC)


edit UnNews formatting

Thanks for your contributions to UnNews. I have only one request: that you capitalize only the first word and proper nouns in UnUnews article titles. If I'm not making sense, check ouut the Help:How to write an UnNews article. Thanks in advance for your forced cooperation. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:16, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Again, good article this time, but could you please remember to capitalize only the first word and proper nouns in the title of the articles you submit? Thanks. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:32, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Britney Spears

That was funny as shit, thanks for adding!-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 17:40, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Lieberman plans to continue political career in Israel

Thanks for your contributions to this article; my original version was a little too subtle dull, but I got sick of working on it and posted it to see what someone else could do with it, and I was surprisingly rewarded. I especially like the falafel bit.

By the way, looking over your past contributions, you seem to be a wizard with the funny pictures. I know I saw Lieberman give a wave that looked like a sieg hiel during his victorycession speech, but I can't find a pic anywhere, and I don't have the time valid license for Photoshop talent to fake one--if you can do either, not only this article, but Self-hating Jew could definitely use it.

Again, thanks. --Falcotron 20:52, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

edit UnNews formatting

Please read this Help:How to write an UnNews article again, if you read it at all, with particular attention to Item 1 where is says,

  1. First, you'll want to make up a title. Let's say you picked "Uncyclopedian Writes UnNews Article." Browse to "UnNews:Uncyclopedian writes UnNews article" (make sure only the first word and proper names are capitalized and that the title is prefixed with "UnNews:").

and most especially the part where Item 1 says,

make sure only the first word and proper names are capitalized... .

If this isn't clear, let me know. Thanks, Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:53, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Earth only Planet that Really Matters

Great additions. Thanks for punching it up. - Zaui TALK MUN - 19:28, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Here's something you can put on your yet-to-be user page


You really need a user page. Then you can properly introduce yourself. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:14, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

edit "Sniffy"

I nearly spit my drink out of my mouth seeing that character! :) I was interested in what image editting software you are using to create the such clean images you provide. Thanks in advance should you provide me an answer. -[-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 03:56, 30 September 2006 (UTC)[User:MrEd|MrEd]] 20:11, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

edit ?

Are you...This guy? and if so, you are the man.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 03:56, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

No, I'm not that guy. So I am apparently not the man.

You still are the man for your fine contributions.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 17:09, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

edit UnNews is watching you

I'll be needing your particulars, nationality and whatnot, so I can add you to the UnNews Team. Thanks for your contributions to our little act of sedition. Please, keep up the good work.

You do need to create a user page, unless Tshell is a sockpuppet (which I secretly suspect), so you can be properly recognised for the crap excellent stuff you seem to produce as if by magic, or demonic possesion, or something.

Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 05:19, 30 September 2006 (UTC)


edit Are you British?

Because I listed you UnNews:UnNewsAudio#Writers_.28Broadcasted_stories.29as a Brit. Let me know if I erred, and what flag you'd like to hoist for yourself, and I will make the corrections. Your servant, Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:03, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

No, I am not British. I was born and raised in the Great Corn State of Iowa, in the United States of America. But thank you for asking.

edit You Sir...

are a gentleman and a scholar.

Well ok, perhaps it was the sheer hilarity of that Micheal J. Fox article you wrote, but I must say that the animated gif of him was definitely the feather in the cap for that article, congratulations! --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 11:10, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Damn you!

You got to the O.J. Simpson book cancellation before I did and did a much better job than I had in mind! - David Gerard 23:22, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

edit thanks for the photo

Thanks for the god+pretzel pic. visuals really add to a news story

edit zim loves it

I just had to tell you UnNews:Legitimate Biblical archeologists discover raptor tracks in Jerusalem had me in stitches! I'm so glad I got to read it. You continue to rock, sir. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:24, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

The picture on it's own would of got my approval, how long did it take to make it? --—Braydie 18:56, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Photoshop tutorial

It took me about an hour to reconfigure the Jesus painting and add the raptor. I have a few tricks I gathered from Worth1000.com.

It's great, easily next featured picture. I like your UnNews articles as well. --—Braydie 19:14, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
Congrats on the FP --—Braydie 07:40, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Would you do a visual for my article?

I just wrote Wolfgang Fuck and need some viz aid. I asked my homeboy User:Modusoperandi to do Wolfgang Puck's head on Augustus Gloop's body. I'd love it if you would read the article and if anything comes to mind...

many thanks --Super90 09:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Dude, the "Fuck Bucket" cracked me up. Seriously, seriously, funny.--Super90 21:39, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Death of Pinchot sparks riots, arrests

"After the show was cancelled, Pinchot became dictator of Chile, where his night-roving death squads kidnapped and "disappeared" thousands of his political opponents." - I read this and laughed/choked. I'm at work. Now I'm in trouble. Damn. Perhaps some sort of warning would be wise in future!

edit Another favor to ask

I wouldn't bother you so much, but I've never even owned photo editing software, much less used it. So, I'm doing an UnNews article on the "No-Fly" zone in Darfur and I need images of starving African kids, covered in flies.

Child

Yum!

Green Fly

Yum!


Except, like, really, really big, flies, green ones, big as his head and like, two or three of them, whichever is funnier. --Super90 08:45, 14 December 2006 (UTC)


Fantastic flyboy
Cherry Super90 Has Awarded You A Cherry
Everybody Likes A Little Cherry

edit UnNews:Israel to be moved, "just not working out"

Great article

edit Merry Christmas

Socks christmas Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas.
As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:57, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Sol-invictus

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 19:01, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Need Image help

If you have the time, I would love your help putting an image together: I need Dick Cheney's head on a rocket for an UnNews article I'm posting in few hours

AngryCheney  RocketC


TIA --Super90 22:07, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Jesus_on_raptor.JPG

I hope you're not upset that I've hijacked this image for my own nefarious designs. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:37, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Uh...yeah, me too. Hope you don't mind, but i vectorized and am using it for myself. If you have any big issues tell me. --UberStein.

edit I recorded thine article!

I recorded the Indonesian earthquake article. I went a bit further with the bitter newsreader bit, and his producer, Jim, tries to get him to finish the article. I hope you like it... --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:37, 7 March 2007 (UTC) (oh, and if you don't, let me know.)

I got a real chuckle from UnNews:Physicists prove "you can't get there from here". Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:38, 16 March 2007 (UTC)


edit Dead Mime

Thanks for the additions to the Marcel Marceau news article. This image is just great! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

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