User talk:Train Tracker

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DELETE AT YOUR OWN RISK

Excuse me, but I have a GARUNTEED way to keep your article from dieing. Create User:Train Tracker/DELETE AT OWN RISK. Make the article there, let the mainsoace one die, improve the one in userspace, and move it to mainspace. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:03, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Good Idea. It can't die now. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:41, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

I Love USA

Currently it's in a bad state but I love the idea. But you got to make it longer. Get rid of annoying links, because I preferrer character development of the person over a joke only 5 out of 10 are going to see (not many people look at links). Look at Blandford I Co-Wrote it, it’s a good example of character development.

Maybe you could make yourself sound like a Conservative Christian who loves bush (Or Nixon, Depends on time period) and likes to shoot those GODDAMN DIRTY ROTTEN NO-GOOD LIBREL HIPPIES. Stuff like that, be creative. Best Wishes--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  22:36, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Cosby & Hitler Show

Try to change them for politicians from today, celebrities. --Apenguin 15:44, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

	Rejoice, Train Tracker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

thanks for helping me with Beer nuggets --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 21:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

llama ninjastar

General And Min. THEDUDEMAN