User talk:TotalCuddles02

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edit Welcome!!!

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
Cat the Colourful Cat Oh, hello, TotalCuddles02, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place...

Umm.. Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly.

Stop laughing.

When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the (Button sig) button. It`s important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:TotalCuddles02/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn`t get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others.

If you`re still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don`t forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoptionprogram in world.

So, again, welcome!

Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:12, 21 June, 2012 (UTC)

edit My bit

Hey. I've been noticing your edits around the place. You're a welcome addition to the Uncyclopedia family. Assuming that we're a family, that makes me your creepy Uncle PuppyOnTheRadio who always gets you to sit on his knee and smells of gin and turpentine. Want a cookie?

Newcookie PuppyOnTheRadio has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Consider it a slightly uncomfortable award for a job well done.                               Puppy's talk page12:58 27 Jul

edit Things

Alright since you're new here I will attempt to explain what is wrong with what you are doing:

  • VFS is a 4 stage process, I don't even think you've read it. The first stage is to vote whether we need more ops, no nominating until +7 is achieved on the 11th (not likely)
  • No self noms
  • It is not RfA there is none of this support, neutral, oppose, questions, etc. Its a vote that isn't even going about yet.
  • I suggest you write articles and actually edit this place a while, and I mean a very long while at that.

P.S I'm removing your nomination you made as if you read the rules, you'd realize it's incorrect. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:11, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare

Saying somebody else's article is boring is not really nice at all. Please find a way of saying it that is more politically correct, like "didn't work for me" or whatever. Would you like somebody to say that what you spent some hours to write is "boring"? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:32, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hi

Please don't mess with images that are used in large numbers of templates, the construction cone being one of them. If you want to change something like that you should speak with an administrator about doing so. As an aside, I appreciate that you want to hep out here and make your mark, but you need to try and slow it down a bit. You have a welcome message after less than 500 edits, you're laying down what should and shouldn't be a featured article and, not wishing to be rude, you still don't know how things generally work around here.

You clearly know what you're doing in terms of templates and so on, which is more than can be said for me when I arrived, but my advice would be to let your actions speak louder than your words for a little while. Consider hopping onto IRC and speaking to some of the community more directly.

Thanks. --ChiefjusticeWii 22:18, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit ICUs

ICUs can only be used on articles that are under a week old. See UN:ICU for more information. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:15, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit Looking over your contributions

I see that you are trying to help, but as you are new here, you don't know very much about how the site works. For instance, you added QFA to an article that doesn't qualify for QFA. Please refrain from doing things like that until you gain a little more experience. Thanks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:47, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Sorry that

I didn't answer to your questoin yesterday at IRC. I went off from computer for awhile so therefore I didn't read your question. And then you logged off before I even had a chance to answer.

So, about the question: You've been here only 2 months by now (or that's whne I welcomed you) but you've done good things here. Articles and stuff. Good. But, 2 months only... I don't think that becoming an admin with an Uncyclopedia age of only 2 months, so I have to say no. Not yet. But if that is what you truly want, you should contact an admin or go to VFS. That is my answer. Keep doing the good job! Also, I love your userpage. Very great, all the images and status things. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:35, 6 August, 2012 (UTC)

edit Tagging and stuff

Just stop tagging articles and attempting uncyclopedia maintenance. I'm sorry if I sound rude, but you're new and you have no idea what you're doing. You just tagged SpongeBob Squarepants with a fix tag, despite the fact that it has been featured and won PLS. Please try to stick to writing for now because people keep reverting you. Thank you. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:40, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit Kraken

Kraken were referenced in South American dreadnought race. If your new article reaches mainspace, you can link to it from there. Spıke ¬ 14:36 25-Nov-13

edit The Penultimate World War‎‎

Hello! On the article taking shape in your userspace, the title does not seem to be anything an Uncyclopedia reader would search for in the encyclopedia. Unless you have a really good concept — and the only ones I can see on the page are (1) nonsense numbers, and (2) nonsense — a more promising strategy is to take something real, and write something unreal (but believable!) about it. Spıke ¬ 15:56 4-Dec-13

edit A nudge down the toilet

Thank you for participating at VFD. Reading our crappiest articles is not the most uplifting activity. A sufficient "nudge" is 5 votes (net of votes to keep), which is hard to come by these days, as you can see by the elapsed times.

There is one thing I don't like about your signature, which is that the use of superscripts is pushing the lines of text apart. (See The Rules.) Would you please find another way of doing this? Spıke ¬ 19:14 5-Dec-13

edit I've never said hi

And if I do it now it'll be in time for Christmas: Hi! Good to see your around again, and your page on the tiny star is really good imnho. I like the concept. Good to meet you, and don't take any wooden eggs from someone who wants to omelet everyone they see. Aleister 1:52 9///12/////13!!!

Yeah. It was original comedy, so that's why it worked. My previous completed article, Mac OS Z, has no views at all because it isn't 100% original. --TC02 (Chat with me) 01:55, December 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Your one-week ban

Why one week? Let us start with old business: I told you to get the superscripts out of your signature. I told you to use a signature file. Simsilikesims told you to use a signature file. It is not that you can't follow the directions in UN:SIG; you cannot follow directions from other Uncyclopedians.

You asked for editing help on my talk page on two articles in userspace, I gave it, and you made token changes but otherwise can't follow that either. Repeatedly on my talk page you told me not to delete an article, then recently told me to edit one of your articles myself (while preserving the illustrations).

After banning you, I see that you claim "IRC" as a justification for mainspacing a particularly horrible article, then nominating it on VFH — that is, asserting that it is one of our best — when you can't even figure out how to cast a valid vote. IRC is a completely different set of people at a completely different website. Simsilikesims goes there, but she would not have given you permission to do this but would have told you how to improve it. There are many people on IRC who are ready to prank you. Don't do stuff here, then, and claim, "Someone told me it was okay."

So, why one week? Attitude. Eagerness to find alternatives to becoming a better Uncyclopedian, and eagerness to cite excuses. Spıke ¬ 14:36 9-Dec-13

edit User:TotalCuddles02/Oldfoundland is built on the opposite side of the world

This can't stay on UnNews. After two weeks, it's still got no photo, it's got nothing but a single pun, and it sets out a theme of opposites but never pursues this theme anywhere. You can develop the story at your leisure at the name shown above and resubmit it. Sorry about that! Spıke ¬ 00:10 21-Jan-14

edit Just saw you

And would like to say hello! Have you seen the review of the Penultimate World War? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:33, March 21, 2014 (UTC)

edit Windows NT

This is a good start. But the Intro is your big chance to get the reader to decide to continue. You know and I know what a BSoD is, but having the abbreviation in the Intro may say to the average reader: "You don't have what it takes to read this!"

In the rest of the article, be sure you include a lot of stuff, not just your own personal disgust at WinNT, so it can be somewhat funny to a reader who knows the minimum about computers and doesn't share (y)our experiences with Windows; otherwise you won't have an "encyclopedia" article but just a sardonic blog. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 16:15 21-Mar-14



Dear Dr. Perry More,

I have been asked to contact you by the organisers of the 1905 international lottery in Thailand (that was quite a while ago!), because I have been told that I am the winner of US$550.000.00.

Let me tell you that the company you work for has a very complicated name (Lottery Winners Thailand International programs) and just now I've spent ten minutes typing it. I don't know where I can post my feedback, so please forward it to someone who is able to do something about that. Another thing is that the English your colleagues use is very peculiar. If you are suffering from the lack of trust from your clients, it is probably because your emails look like scam. If my grandfather hadn't told me a great deal about these international lotteries in which he took part every year, I myself would have never believed you.

By the way, you probably mistook me for this grandfather, because I don't remember participating in any lottery whatsoever or going to Thailand. On the other hand, he is now dead and I am his legitimate heir.

None of my Nigerian friends who promised me a high post in the press has responded yet, so the prize you are offering me is more than welcome! Please accept my vivid acknowledgements and also redirect them to the person in charge of the lottery. This grandfather is dead by the way, and I am his legitimate heir.

Faithfully yours,

The lucky winner of the 1905 lottery

Shut up and take my money --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 05:23, July 6, 2014 (UTC)

edit Hi!

Haha! You've responded to a Scam letter! The trap worked! (Or was this intentional?) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:34, July 29, 2014 (UTC)

Oh, I see you've responded to a response! Well, maybe it will work with the next reader... Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:37, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
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