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I was in New York City and I saw this...

-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 01:57, 5 October 2006 (UTC)


So I am back from sabbatical and trying to make myself useful around here again. Seems like tags have once again emerged as an issue. I was wondering if you had thoughts on the proposed changes I suggested for the tags, and also any ideas as to what might be expendable in the name of reducing the number of tags out there and having tag simplification. Also, I wonder, should we have non-admins doing NRV tagging. If we have the man power maybe we should leave it to trusted users only. I'd appreciate your thoughts individually, as opposed to the madhouse the forum can become. Also, I am currently online on IRC in #@uncyclopedia. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 23:29, 28 September 2006 (UTC)


It would seems that all my favourate stuff are being huffed recently....first a cold hearted bastard admin huffs my first ever article, but it was crap so I could take it...but then you go and huff Censored which was inspired by my lovely personality....Why or cruel world why? (very dramatic no?) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:01, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

I was curious, because I don't keep pictures once I upload them. Oh yeah I found a picture for you Tompkins my boy, and I was going to edit it for you please try to re upload Mossad bitte? I forgot to mention that I did mention that I wanted the old ones deleted.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 17:19, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
Not sure what you're talking about - think I remember, maybe - Can't do it, once gone, forever gone - my deepest appologies - Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:15, 21 September 2006 (UTC)


Blessings be upon ye

Thanks for supporting me for adminship. It really means a lot when folks of your caliber support me, and my head is so swollen, I cant get through the door. You, sir, rock! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:26, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

A Deletion Request

I request that you delete my article History of Holy Consoles since it really is sub par to previous work of mine. Thanks! --- Jaques Pirat IS NOT FRENCH! TP, F@H 23:40, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Consider it dead. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hey, you said anywhere

So right at the top it goes. Anyway, I know you're busy with the admin thing, but if you like, Claudius Prime and I have a little project cooking, still in the beginning stages. In my snooping of talk pages I saw that you're a Nirvana fan... this might be right up your alley. Maybe not. I don't know. But if you want, feel free to add as much or as little as you like. The existing page was awful, so it'll be good to have a page written by fans. Just thought I'd give ya an invite to the fun. -- Imrealized 07:15, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll stop in sometime, maybe... heh, I do love my Nirvana... but you're right, the current page sucks, along with pretty much every other page about a band/song/album on this site... oh well. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:02, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Tomssss, I need some feedback on my first major edit (an addition). See India, under 'History,' starting from, 'For non C speaking readers' TO 'The Europeans saw India and decided they wanted it.' How would you rate this on a scale of 1 to 10 for funniness. Is it pedantic? slapstick? what? too long? rambles? give me your frank opinion (that's "frank" not "brutally frank" btw). i wanna see if i'm in the groove for writing unclepedia articles yet. regds, mowgli. --Mowgli 07:02, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

Wow, that was alot more then I was expecting to read, but that's not really a bad thing. Anyway, I thought it was really good, your writing was smart (big words), but still managed to remain understandable and hunorous. In each pragraph there was at least one line that really made me laugh, and that's a good thing, because you don't want anyone getting bored while reading an article that's supposed to be funny. I only have two recommendations, 1) Less Bush. I enjoy political humor myself, but unfortunately it's become quite cliche here at uncyc, and 2) Use the "Show Preview" button. Technically speaking theres nothing wrong with 28 edits to a single page in a single day, but we have the button for a reason =]. Anyway, like I said, you did a good job, you should consider writing an article from scratch. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:18, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

Yup, thanks Tom. I agree, Bush is perhaps cliched. And yes I gotta use "preview" - don't wanna reveal what a loser I am spending hours obsessing on articles in Uncyclopedia. Thanks a heap for the feedback. --Mowgli 00:49, 21 July 2006 (UTC) Here's a restore request for Bertini. The subject matter is totally inside-joke, but I think the article was written pretty decently, and most importantly, it's funny even if you don't know the subject. I don't think it runs afoul of Uncyclopedia:Vanity, and besides, it was my first contrib to this thang (long before I registered this name) - - - Dr. Yamanote 04:51, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Hmm... looks good, I'll restore it, but could remove that damned Ugly tag for me? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:06, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
I can do that... - Dr. Yamanote 21:55, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

hi tompkins. thanks for the msg. yup, i'm new here and having a wild time learning the ropes editing, creating, huffing and puffing. haven't made much progress or gained confidence to like 'really' vandalize yet. why did you revert my edits? curious. also, by the way, what exactly is 'huffing?' i'm not keyed into american jargon that much (i'm from the other side of the planet - as you can tell by my name). tia. --Mowgli 06:48, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Sorry about that, i thought about writing you and telling you why, but I'm an American. Well, I reverted your edits because they weren't really going along with the tone of the aritcle, I don't mind if you add a picture or anything, but words are unacceptable :) Oh, and huffing, well there are alot of meanings for huffing, but here it's used instead of "deletion", when an admin huffs a page, they're deleting it. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:57, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

yeah, i agree. i deleted the text in the 'kafka' pic. exactly for that reason (in my re-edit). but it's no big deal - the page looks cool the way it is now. i'd like to add a wax mannequin of kafka to it (it's a real scary image man) once i learn how to upload pics into unclepedia's image server. but then i don't how many would recognize the image as that of the silent artist? what do you think? maybe i'm on a tangent here and it won't work. well, here it is:


lemme know what you think.

--Mowgli 10:17, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, that's great. TO upload an image, all you have to do is save the image, and then go to Special:Upload and select the file from your own documents. And it looks like you've got the other stuff down pretty well. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:46, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Um, Why did you delete C23A4B32ES8??? --SU182 03:03, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

'Twas on the list, restored. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:04, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

I have four Five Six, sir. archives. You could probably find them on your own... but since you're lazy, I guess I can be a pal and help you out a bit. Archive 1 | Archive 2 | Archive 3 | Archive 4 | Archive 5 | NEW! Archive 6

New messages wherever, whenever... I quite enjoy them because I am always lonely. No, really. Even if you just want to insult me please leave a message. Please. My phone number is 1.313.948.7747. If you're also lonely and want to call...I enjoy roleplaying if you're into that. I can pay you. I am not picky about gender.

Hey, nice shite car" Fixed the rust, updated all exterior. Still has the crappy interior though.

Vanity? Explain yourself.

Alrighty... Well, I searched the name on google and it got 528 hits... Which generally means that said person is not very notable. So, it's vanity and I deleted it. If you can prove to me that it, in fact, isn't vanity, I'll restore it. otherwise I can transfer it to your userspace and you can work on it there. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:13, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Oh... yeah, she's just a minor recurring Scooby-Doo character. I didn't know there were rules against posting articles about non-important people.
Scooby Doo character? Good enough... and yeah, there is a policy, it's located at UN:VAIN. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:18, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Alllllllllllrighty then. I should've read that before making pages anyway. I should also probably try to make the thing funnier, since she's still a pretty obscure character. I'll do it ASAP.
Is there any other way? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:28, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Well, I put down more stuff that actually pertains to her character in the show. The fact that she's the ONLY Scooby-Doo character (including the gang themselves) to have an article written about her on Uncyclopedia is a bit discouraging. I thought for sure there'd be an article about Shaggy mentioning him as a stoner.

I just wanted to thank you for

BURNING ME IN HELL FOR MY SINS!!! That made my day. (I'm masochistic) I'm sure MoneySign won't mind. Mrthejazz 00:14, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Heh, no problem. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:21, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Do I get rank, too?

Hey Tompkins - I've had four featured articles and two featured pictures; one of the articles and the picture are even a set. Do I get some sort of rank, too? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:12, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks you great big sweetie you. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:43, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

n00b again

Hi, do you have to put a For in for me in order for you to have a vote that counts? I admit I want to win. BTW let me know if you like Helicopter Snowman--Shandon 21:55, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, the nomination is just that, a nomination. I usually decide on which candidate to vote for later on in the month. It's good you want to win, heh, but don't get to anxious about things, that never helps. And yeah, Helicopter Snowman is pretty good, I like the opening paragraph especially. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:18, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

This is wierd, the Mary Celeste article I just created doesn't appear when I search for it. Or for 'mary' etc. Any ideas? Also, in my second quote, I wanted to link to the Titanic article and reference Capt. Smith, but in order to do both, the [[ ]] appear around the whole phrase. Can these be made to disappear? Thanks--Shandon Really Late/Really Early, 6 July 2006

That article does appear when I search for its full name of "Mary Celeste". I added a link to it from the disambiguation page Mary so that it will be easier to find. I also fixed the quote by using the {{quote}} template instead of the {{q}} template. Does that work? --Sbluen 08:29, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for correcting the template and the disambiguation, Sbluen...the article still does not come up when searched for (yes, full name) on either my home or work computer. The link here works, of course--Shandon 15:15, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

That's od dthat it doesn't come up, it might be do to improper capitalization, but I'm sure you checked that already... Idk, must just be the computers your using, I guess... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:00, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
You probably clicked on "Search" instead of "Go", which searches for the same capitalization that you type. The first letter is automatically capitalized, so that wasn't the problem. I made Mary celeste redirect to it so that you can find that page without typing capital letters. --Sbluen 21:36, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
Yes I was using Search not Go but anyway, as long as others can find it that's OK.--Shandon 21:59, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Nazi timemachine

Hi, I just randomly jumped to this page and 1) it has no external links, 2) the picture is badly done...I can remember a couple of my articles getting huffed before I signed up for an account and got some help...why was this one not NRVed in April? Or marked as a dead end or rewrite? For my own edification. Thx--Shandon 00:21, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, it wasn't marked with an NRV because it has substantial length, it wasn't marked with deadend because it has an image, and I think that counts as a link. Overall, the article isn't that great, and would probably have a pretty good chance of getting deleted if listed on VFD. Also, it can't be NRV'd anymore, because it was created over a month ago. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:42, 7 July 2006 (UTC)


Col swordman
Colonel Swordman Award of Swordsmanship

You have been granted this award for killing a poser sockpuppet. Now go around and brag about it with extreme arrogance.

-- Colonel Swordman 19:49, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh, well... it's the least I could do =] Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:36, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

i ansred you

i did it a long time ago to --Apples 01:26, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Okay... thanks. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:32, 8 July 2006 (UTC)


Here is the list of zombiegreets that I didn't huff because they had a contrib in the last 4 months:

User_talk:64fanatic 64fanatic Special:Contributions/64fanatic
User_talk:4vrTangent 4vrTangent Special:Contributions/4vrTangent
User_talk:3r1x 3r1x Special:Contributions/3r1x
User_talk:3mta3 3mta3 Special:Contributions/3mta3
User_talk:3easysteppes 3easysteppes Special:Contributions/3easysteppes
User_talk:33Arsenic 33Arsenic Special:Contributions/33Arsenic
User_talk:3.14 3.14 Special:Contributions/3.14
User_talk:3 eyed weasel 3_eyed_weasel Special:Contributions/3 eyed weasel
User_talk:3 Xamph 3_Xamph Special:Contributions/3 Xamph
User_talk:2devhda 2devhda Special:Contributions/2devhda
User_talk:23wilson 23wilson Special:Contributions/23wilson
User_talk:1ns0mn14 1ns0mn14 Special:Contributions/1ns0mn14
User_talk:150cc 150cc Special:Contributions/150cc
User_talk:1337 on wheeIs! 1337_on_wheeIs%21 Special:Contributions/1337 on wheeIs!
User_talk:123itsrjb 123itsrjb Special:Contributions/123itsrjb

--Splaka 08:12, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Wow... that's sad. How much work did it take you to make that? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:50, 8 July 2006 (UTC)


I don't get it, you huffed Talk:Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates, talk pages are to discuss, atleast respond to it. It is an actual game afterall. It deserves to be mocked --Sivius 23:25, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, it was an orphan talk page, and we usually delete those... because the chance of someone actually seeing it is very, very slim. Still, I encourage you to create the article, or at least list it at Uncyclopedia:Requested articles Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:00, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Huffing Sir Laurence

I'm sure your'e right, but why the hell did you huff my article? I mean, jeez, I was gonna add more stuff. Thefourdotelipsis 06:25, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Restoring it, it's burninator week, add a {{construction}} tag or something. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:29, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

deleting enemy combatant?

I know it's burn week, but I was wondering why you chose to delete enemy combatant. I had just started the article and was planning on adding more. Did I break a rule of some kind? Didealist 07:19, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

I resotred it, but you should work on it some, it used to have an NRV. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:49, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Acid Ammo Tompkins

Caternest Acid likes you. Be thrilled.
Now go make him a sandwich.


So what was wrong with it?

Nothing in particular, kind of short, which is why it was NRV'd... I just huffed because it's FOrest Fire week and NRVs are fair game :) I've restored it but left the NRV, try to expand it some. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:55, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Huff (house demolition)

Why did you delete this?? I know it was crap, but I did put 'construction' on it (Hey, I really really was coming back to it). Then again, it is The week of death. So if you feel like it, put it back. --(Some crazy guy) The consequences will get you. [MUN] [FUN!!] 07:27, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Actually, heh, I really like the idea, I'll look forward to the finished product. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:16, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Gee thanks (not sarcastically). I'll really put effort into it. --(Some crazy guy) The consequences will get you. [MUN] [FUN!!] 06:24, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Why did you delete

Why did you delete my The "No Gaijin Allowed"'s of Japan article? Did you even read it before you deleted it? Please undelete it. --So So 06:12, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Yes your highness. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:12, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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