User talk:Tompkins/archive5

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Question about script and Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun

Say, T, I have an old Javascript from many years ago -- it generates random curses from the Lord, Deuteronomy-Isaiah style, and randomly loads some animated gifs and such. Are there special hoopz to go thru to post scripted pages? Or is the site wide-open to Jscript haxters? ;) ----OEJ 18:29, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Got your message, Thomp. Understood. I'll contact Nintendo. I would imagine there's some carefulness about including just any old script that could crap up the pristine browsing experience for our discerning audience. Appreciate the input. ----OEJ 21:21, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Question about Templates

I'm still not entirely sure of the proper procedure for everything yet, so I thought I should ask... Is it okay for me to make a template out of my Random Wikibox (as used in Life on Mars and Quartering Act? Thanks, in advance, for the assistance! --cScott 06:36, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Trouble at UnMeta

You appear to be online right now, so I'll inform you that the crack vandal be on UnMeta and some bannage would be appreciated. - Surreal Hamster 01:12, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Looks like Splak got it, but thanks for the heads up. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:16, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Splaka isn't an admin on UnMeta. - Surreal Hamster 01:19, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
So... he didn't get it? Or did he? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Well, between the two of us we managed to wear him down, but he's still an active users. - Surreal Hamster 01:23, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Plus, as it turns out, that ain't Splaka, that's a vandal pretending to be Splaka. - Surreal Hamster 01:28, 4 June 2006 (UTC)


Please protect the page Babel:Zh-hant/中華人民共和國 as 'edit=autoconfirmed:move=autoconfirmed'. I don't know why the unloged-in guys like to use coarse language. Thank You!--Hant 23:50, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

Done. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:51, 20 May 2006 (UTC)


By the way...what I meant was then I found a picture of your namesake, crying. If you can find a picture of a blue-and-green viper with a flaming sword for a tail, crying, then I owe you a cold one. (Or you could make one yourself). THAT would be funny. Flameviper12 11:51, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Its not me

AAAAA! I was looking at recent changes when a change to your userpage under a user name quite like mine showed up. It is not me. I urge a checkuser (or however you find out IPs) to be done before any action is taken. --ZB 04:44, 13 May 2006 (UTC)


Tompkins, Tompkins, Tompkins...what happened to your userpage? I was watching the recent changes and BAM I noticed the link to your userpage was red. I hope that it is a sick joke. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:31, 9 May 2006 (UTC)

Nope, I prefer it red. Makes me stand out... yeah. Plus i can ban people for 3 months if they try and touch it. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:33, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
Sorry about messing with it. When I saw RC and KT plastering it with abuse, I figured it was open season... like your talk page often is. :) ~ T. (talk) 02:52, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
Heh heh, don't worry about it. It's pretty easy to delete. And when I decide to have a userpage again, which I inevitably will, I'll probably use that one. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 13:34, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
Argh. Ptotect your don't want it to be a redirect to...something else. (That resulted from my brief ED stint).
They didn't like me much, most likely because I put "UNCYCLOPEDIA PWNS!" in bold 500-point font on my userpage. Meh! Flameviper12 11:53, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Swiss Navy Knife

I noticed this stub on the recent changes, and I was trying to edit it to add some material, but you'd already deleted the article. I'm a bit confused. Is it forest fire week? I don't want to give you a "hard time"(tm jtaylor1) or anything, but it seems to me to be a problem if we're deleting stubs for being short before anyone even gets a crack at working on them.

--RudolfRadna 21:35, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Discussion of this subject has been placed at Forum:Deletion policy, again

--RudolfRadna 22:00, 27 April 2006 (UTC)


Isn't it? --Bear 11:30, 24 April 2006 (UTC) (maybe we should make this thread every month) :)

Is that an echo? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Deja vu. --Bear 13:20, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
Whoa... no kidding... I could've sworn I've seen this exact same page before... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:36, 25 April 2006 (UTC)


I wasn't trying to post it over and over... it kept coming up with errors--Mindsunwound: (NS) Crotch Drops Vaccum Man Babies 2cents.PNG 20:54, 24 April 2006 (UTC)


For, um, deleting stuff, like NRV expires, WIP expires, and your own user page, Yah. --Splaka

Hey, where'd the car go?

I liked looking at that car at the top of the talk page. Put it back or baby Jesus will cry. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:38, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

Fine, fine... I'll go and get the car... you whiny little bastard. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:40, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Thank ya, you obnoxious turtle. :D —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:43, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Turtle's are always obnoxious, it's in my blood! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:46, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Actually, as this place could do with some sprucing up, it'd be nice to see some more pictures of Jesus up on the walls again. Just like in the olden days. Give it some thought. --GOD! 13:43, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Well, you're obviously very biased... maybe I'll summon User:Mahroww to come do some more painting. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 15:15, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Thanks, I'd appreciate it. As far as my bias goes, what can I say? I love my son. He's a good boy. He got in some trouble with the authorities way back when, but it was all a big misunderstanding. :) --GOD! 15:25, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Yeah...I heard about that... some self-righteous Romans or something like that... Well, I hope he's alright now. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 15:29, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

n00b award

Hey there! Thanks for the nomination. Wish I could say how good it felt to see that today... and so completely unexpected. I'm not the least bit concerned about winning because I think the recognition is a treat in itself. I was pleased to see The Root of All Evil nominated on VFH tonight, too, so really things are going as great as I could hope. Thanks again! --Bear 01:44, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

I need your eyes

Could you take a look at Colossus of Barbie and give me some feedback on it? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:27, 30 April 2006 (UTC)

tag it

I scupled an article you tagged ugly...if it still is, tell me and I'll work on it a bit more. Flat-chested thanks --Severian 01:17, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

In the name of the most holy Nobody Cares

For editing the photo on my user page:

By the way, did I do this template thingy correctly? --Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:36, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks Gracias Merci Danke

I don't know who would want to kill me, or why, but thanks for banninnating them in memory of me. My wife lawyer physician personal psychic says I can return to work so long as I keep it to less than 25 edits per day, so I'm back to work here part-time.  :) Congratulations on getting opped!! It couldn't have happened to a nicer or more deserving person. Just don't let it get in the way of your writing, because I still think you're building a good base of WotM-worthy material. ~ T. (talk) 13:45, 1 May 2006 (UTC)


Just idly curious: where was Carman sporked from? Neither the QVFD entry nor the deletion comment give any indication. --Algorithm 11:33, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

Stankee Candles

Sorry to bother you, but I need your help on something. I'm writing a new article spoofing the scented candle brand "Yankee Candles" as "Stankee Candles". As you probably know, my photoshopping skills are so to speak, sub-par. I have made a basic design of to of the Stankee Candles, and I was wondering if you could kinda take a look at them and maybe spruce them up a bit. The images are in my "laboratory" under the Stankee Candles gallery section. Also, you've had quite a few articles featured, so maybe even we could collaborate on this article. If you could, please post a response on my talk page. Thanks a million.

--Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~21:29, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Great! The Stankee Candles page will be in my laboratory until it is finished, under "User:Tripod2282/Stankee Candles".

--Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~13:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)


It is an honor to be named to the Order of Whatever the Flying Fuck it is, but what brings this upon me? -Weyoun 47 03:19, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

Stankee Candles Intro

I've got a complete list of candle scents here, and I've pretty much got an idea of what the complete article is going to look like. Two things, though:

  • Could you maybe revamp the intro a bit
  • Do you think the article should have more of an informative air or a commercial air?


Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~12:59, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Tompkins! Better do what he says, he means business: User_talk:Splaka#Stankee_Candle_Photos. --Splaka 10:34, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

Um, reversion please

Someone who sits next to me went and blanked Talk:Redundancy(as I was looking for it) Could you perhaps revert? (You were the most recent editor I saw on recent changes, so I came to you)

Thanks, and sorry for the trouble :( --Moogle.EXE 21:03, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Nevermind, someone else did it --Moogle.EXE 21:04, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Nice sig

Hebrew, Arabic, something I can't find anywhere, Malayalam, Divehi. How'd you get the last two? --Bleachie Icons-flag-us talc 18:58, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

Just curious

Why was Bob "Two-thumbs" McGinty removed please?

I thought I was following all of the rules, but if not, please let me know. Thanks.

--cScott 20:57, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

He's not a real person at all

It's just a name I made up as the fictional inventor of bobwire, to expand upon the concept of misunderstood invention names (ie. bobwire / barbed wire, chester drawers / chest of drawers, etc), with the joke being that the misunderstanding is actually the wrong way round.

I tried to make sure that the bio itself was funny, and to make sure that everything was properly spelled and formatted.

Did I misunderstand somehow, and we're only allowed to write about real people? If so, I apologise.

--cScott 21:13, 29 May 2006 (UTC)


By the way, I'm just a bit confused about the talk pages...

Do we reply to comments on our own talk page or on the talk page of the person who posted the comment (like I've been doing)?

Sorry for being such a n00b. :)

--cScott 21:20, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Nasty Looks?

As with most everything I do here, I'm not serious. I was a bit shocked to find it gone - Brooklyn was a pet of mine - but not only do I not know who erased it, I don't care. I think the new article is wonderful, with some incredibly lucid sentences and proof that fantastic writing need not be a pre-meditated thing. If you'd be kind enough to restore the old version (note how I added mockery to the vanity - I thought that was amusing...I didn't happen to attend Brooklyn Technical High School, you see) and move the "new" one to my user page, why, I'd buy you the drink of your choice. Thanks for noticing. — 2nd Lt. Sir Edward, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP 03:47, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Already copied it to my user page. Delete/restore away, Plastic Pants Man. Cornet Sir Wilde Weas'l KUN VFH FP 03:52, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
WASABI Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted
Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)
For Tompkins, by acting like an Admin should when confronted by an odd prima donna in his own mind. Bravo! — WILD WEASEL 03:59, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
Why thank you, I shall cherish it forever. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:01, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Sorry for adding this at the bottom, but you recently banned me (rivselis) for adding the words "in bed" to select sentances in the Super Bowl page. can you please explain why it required a two week ban when it was a simple fix? I didn't blank the page, or vandalize (besides three or four sentances). Could you please consider lessening the ban? I can understand a strict stance but two weeks seems harsh to me. Thanks for taking the time to read this. 13:43, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

I unblocked you, but don't do it again, or it will be 2 weeks. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:32, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. I'll make sure to add substance to my edits... after I learn what this "substance" is. Oh, nice car. 16:57, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Thank you. And your welcome. And good...
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