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Hey, nice car! Fixed the rust, updated all exterior. Still has the crappy interior though.

Hey wow, it's like the car I never had... I will treasure it forever, even though it has one of those brid license plates... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:07, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
MhailleflagWhack a maoCatbox

I think you wanted this award

I had some fun with it :P

For you reference, see Wikia.--Hant 00:34, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Message for El Tompkins

Hey, I just thought you would like to know that someone has translated teenagers into adolescentes. Congratulations, El Tompkins works crosses linguistics boundries!--Rataube 01:18, 9 April 2006 (UTC)


We have compited as NotM nominators before, and my noob kicked your noob's ass. If you don't like my candidate for April UotM I challange you to find a better one. And if you do like him, what does hmmmm mean? BTW, congratulations on your new title--Rataube 18:22, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

You're Write Good!

Good job :) NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!! >_< --LinkTGF 06:48, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Heh heh, thank you. It is my great honor to accept this award on behalf of myself. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 13:42, 31 March 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for the enthusiastic spanking on VFH. Had I self-nommed, I think it would've been earned, because I didn't write it for the front page (none of my articles are friendly for kids).
Again, I don't think that my voting history marks me as a negative person. I did take your advice and give props to a couple of pages that I do like. If there's some residual bad feelings about the word processor piccie, I wish you'd give me a bit of slack. I think my comment was valid (as another user agreed), and in the end, my comments meant nothing. It's still made it to the front page.
But beyond that, you're a good-hearted person who defends others, and who carries a heavy workload around here on top of it. I'd rather you didn't sink to the level of bitterness and disillusion with this wiki that others have (myself included). If that's possible. This place has been poisoned over the last few months. I'm only a byproduct of that. I hope you never succumb. Best regards. --User:Guffawing Crow/sig 22:18, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

About User User:Imrealized

Imrealized has convinced himself to stay. Could you please retract your Against vote with respect to him on the N00B of the month. Your argument against him was based on 'his leaving'. I hope that this is an appropriate comment and not a cause for consternation. Yendor33 01:17, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Bad idea

Sorry, Tompkins, but you probably shouldn't have admitted you live in Iowa. It's almost always a mistake even under the best of circumstances, but apparently there are those here who believe there are only about 10 people in the whole state, and that all ten have different ISP's. Oh well! Live and learn.  c • > • cunwapquc? 06:31, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Ah well, I'll be out of here... sometime... Until then I can always pretend I said Idaho, I doubt anyone really knows the difference. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:32, 19 March 2006 (UTC)


Isn't it. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Yeah, I know... It's almost as bad as your talk page... ZING! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:43, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

MhailleflagWhack a mao

AHHHHHH! IT'S LIKE FREAKIN D-DAY ALL OVER AGAIN!! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:32, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

  • nope, quite the opposite.

anges-37.gif anges-42.gif anges-45.gif anges-08.gif anges-14.gif jesus_locket.gif blinkies_2dsharethelove.gif kingdom_5flogo.gif tp.gif remember_9_11_angel.gif Animated_jesus_leading_flock_sheep_hg_clr.gif jesus_in_clouds_lg_clr.gif

Easter? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
Sure, if you say so..

easter.gif animated%20easter%20snowglobe.gif arg-magic-easter-egg-whitebg-207x165-outline-url.gif arg-basket-eats-bunny-207x165-url.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif anibunny-egg.gif

Change the word o' the day..huh I much more becoming...umm...death threat...Tompkins=dead....The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

Hmm... talk.. better. AND NO!

"/me stops talking" Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:30, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Cheers for the advice

Not all places are this tolerant of n00bs, so thank you kindly.

Also, i'm not trying to shamelessly self-promote here (honest!) but are the pages i've written thus far 'right' for this place?

Dan uk 20:46, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, they're all very funny. Fiveteen is obviously your best... I did quite enjoy the List of things that would be somewhat difficult for a one-armed, one-legged person to do. The length of fiveteen is probably what you should shoot for.. the others could use slight expansion. Especially The list one, as there has been a recent crackdown on lists. It probably wouldn't be too hard expand it, you could add a few more items, and maybe give a more in depth description of each. But yeah, you're doing real good, especially for a noob. Keep it up and you could be in the running for NotM next month. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:58, 20 March 2006 (UTC)


Acting in my capacity as a Major, I hereby promote you to the rank of Lieutenant for your admirable service in the war on worthless articles. Keep up the good work soldier. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 03:23, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

I have no idea what you're talking about. Thank you. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:25, 21 March 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for helping to fix it =] --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:54, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

No problem, happens all the time. Just forgot a </span> in there somewhere. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:57, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, Lieutenant

Tompkins - I can't even think of your name without thinking of the "p4wn'ed" jokes from Teen Girl Squad 10, but I want to thank you for voting for Bear. You seem pretty hard to please, so I was glad to see you enjoyed at least the bear/elk dialouge. Plus, you outrank me, even if you haven't looked into it. ^_^ Rock, rock on! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp 23:30, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you're welcome. I'm not as hard to please as it may seem, I just vote that way sometimes. Anyway, yeah, I saw those rank things, I got promoted once, but then Todd switched some stuff around and it turned out to be a demotion.. (word?) Anyway, out of all of your stuff that I've read, which is not much, Bear was definitely the best. I don't know what the hell Joe was thinking when he voted Against it, I swer he doesn't even read the article half the time before he votes on it. Oh well, I'm sure there will be plenty more votes to offset his. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:34, 21 March 2006 (UTC)


I'm just wondering what you are referencing on the comment you left for Hide and Go Jesus? Everyone is entitled to their opinions with comedy, but I'd at least like to understand what that means, ya know? Thanks. --Imrealized 10:48, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

I was just commenting on how you always use Bolding' and Italicizing in your articles, wehn it's usually very unnecessary. Not only is it very un-encyclopedic as rcmurphy mentioned, but it adds alot of congestion to otherwise ok articles. When you use bold and italics, you use them to enphasize certain words in the text. That in itself is ok, but Bold should only be used when rferring to the title, or an important event/person that has do with the title. Italicizing should only be used when writing a book title or something of the sort.
When you use them the way that you do, it gives the illusion that your in a conversation with the reader, which isn't really how encyclopedias are supposed to work. Idk, just something to think about. Thanks for the concern. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:18, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
I appreciate the advice and will bear it in mind. I went through and hopefully fixed it (as I said, I'm pretty damn new to wiki so I may still be a bit off). This definitely is much different from my usual writing so I'm still getting my bearings, so that advice really did come in handy. Thank you. --Imrealized 00:09, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
You're welcome, I'll read it through and think about revising my vote... but I'm kinda budy so it might take awhile.. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:16, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

I applaud your vigilance! (well I would, if I had hands)

Thanks for your reverts to my userpage when it was vandalized by that anonymous asshat. I've already reported it on UBP, but I just wanted to congratulate you on your keen eye for tomfoolery. Cheers! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:39, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

No problem, he got a month. Although I'm still trying to convince thoe on IRC that he needs more.. asshole. Thanks for you reports and such, I didn't really have any time, so I'm glad someone could do it =] Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:42, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

Image: Word Processor

Sure! I'll get right on it. Tripod2282 18:16, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Cool. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:24, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
Here ya go. The only thing I'm worried about is the blurriness I got when I enlarged it. Tripod2282 18:32, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
Yeah... I might have a go at it to see what I can do.. but thanks :) Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:45, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

PPC Blanking

Thanks for your understanding.. you're right, I should have put up the tag... though I didn't know about it then >_< I got blocked for a couple days anyway automatically, but oh well. It seems like some of my additions were removed without any good reason.. it wasn't any worse (possibly no better, though) than what was on the rest of the page... specifically Osama bin Laden. Btw... that Microsoft Word Processor above is magical ^_^

P.S., might I recommend the Buddy Christ for your page to go along with the rest of them? :) XGodx 17:16, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, no problem, I didn't hear about you getting blocked, but hopefully it was bearable. You could be a good addition to the Quality Control here, and hopefully you will be.
As for the Buddy Christ, I'll think about it =] Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:36, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Lol... aren't you supposed to reply on MY talk page rather than your own? :P Anyway, as for quality control, there seems to be a fair amount of unfunny racial slurs on some pages... I'm not saying they can't be funny, they can be, but some are just in incredibly poor taste, playing off of stereotypes without the context to make them funny, and just laying them on thick- but without any redeeming value. Check Black Jesus, go to history and check the post made before I edited it, and tell me what you think. Was this okay to delete and change as much as I did?

Another question... I edited part of the Atheism, and then checked past edits; edits similar to mine were reverted back to the truly unfunny state in which they had been. I'm not necessarily saying they were all that much more amusing afterwards, but at least they made sense and didn't appear as if a nine-year-old had written every single line (though, admittedly, a lot of it still does...)

Am I overstepping my bounds here? Thanks for any advice. :)

Son of a... I linked the wrong one.... Reasons to become an atheist, not Atheism. Hmm.. you're the one who reverted those edits.. this should be interesting >_> XGodx 19:42, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh, good. So I'm assuming I can remove any stupid racist/unfunny comments. Carlos Mencia's "Wetback Mountain" is pretty funny, as is most of Dave Chappelle's stuff.. and Chris Rock, but then, they're comedians and know how to make people laugh. XGodx 21:47, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. Btw, just in case you weren't sure, Brad is someone else ^_^ XGodx 22:47, 26 March 2006 (UTC)


Tompkins, thanks for the VFH vote on bear. Here, have this!

2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp 17:49, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

You are very very welcome, I will enjoy it's featuring... er its.. or maybe.. its'... *(Tompkins goes to find his School House Rock videos.)* Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:25, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

The_Tompkins rocks! In all manifestations... probably.

Hey User The_Tompkins,

Thanks for being a cool dude and nominating me. Now I need to get off my fat ass and contribute, and that pisses me off! I've maintained a heightened state of utter uselessness for over nine years now. It's irritating to think you and your Uncyclopedia cronies might get chunks of my wasted time on a somewhat regular basis. I'm working on an ultra-secret award project, and you'll be the first recipient if I ever finish it. In the future, you'll be known as the guy who inspired Zim_ulator to unparalleled heights of being unknown, since all my work will certainly be blanked by the sane. --Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:56, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Oh, I'm so aquiver with the NoTM thing! Not since 1978 or thereabouts during the Great Marble Hunt era (I bagged thousands of marbles!!! from spray paint cans) have I taken anything so seriously that my esophagus is pulsating! heh heh... esophagus... that's a funny word. Thanks for the advice: I'll try and keep a low profile. --Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:16, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
  • You need to be real careful with full cans, or you might get paint in your eyes. --Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:23, 3 April 2006 (PDT)

You + Uncyclopedia / your admin powers * Superman - a piece of moldy cheese = DORK

How in the hell do you expect new content to come to this site when you delete every damn thing that comes along?

You suck. I hope you get bitten by a rabid mongoose and contract rabies.

Thanks, really... I appreciate it. If only I had a spare mongoose laying around somewhere... Anyway, I only delete the cruft, okay? Write something with some substance, make it a couple paragraphs... then we'll see what happens. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:36, 16 April 2006 (UTC)


I just want to point out... i did vote for myself a bunch of times, but I didn't count them... someone else did that... --Mindsunwound: (NS) Heterocidal Tendencies Pup0 Here 2cents.PNG 20:28, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Tompkins deleted "Image:Orangejewsconcentrated.jpg" (Offensive to kakun.)

Since when does something being offensive to Kakun justify its removal? We'd have to delete half of Uncyclopedia and IRC completely. You'll have guessed by now that you can't revert image deletions? Hopefully MoneySign will have the original to but it back.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Bitch File

Needs to be written, "Batch File" has been made to link to there from other articles to do with Windows. A small amount has been written now but it will become bigger from me and others who have to create and run batch/bitch files Cokehabit 00:42, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

Ugh... Next time, put {{construction}} on there first, ok? That way other admins will give it 7 days before deleting. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 00:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
I went ahead and restored to your userspace... i guess you can put it in the mainspace again if you want... But at least tag it with {{construction}} like MS said... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:47, 19 April 2006 (UTC)


Might I ask why you have an archive of my images? I admit to some of them (maybe all of them) being suckish, however, that was when I just started image manipulation. However, some of them, such as the Saddam Claus one I do like. Just, please explain the purpose of this gallery. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~ 20:49, 20 April 2006 (UTC)


I would have asked you on IRC, but that's screwed up. (Someone else owns my nick, and am barred sadly on the web client.) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AYYY? ON MY TALK PAGE? I will set you on fire if you don't give me a good awnser-I likes to do that. Also- I think i'll chanfe my sig, as i'm bored of being a british judge. (Enter Chairman BarryC, Head of the KGB, Hero of the Soviet Union, Politiburo and Defense Council member). You could be defense minister, general secretary, etc. Join our glourious legion of communists! (With raw power!) --The Rt. Hon. Lord Chief Justice C. Barry ('02) MUN hiero_E27.png (Complaints) 19:04, 22 April 2006 (UTC)


Hello Mr. Turtle, check out this and this, they might explain some things. Ciao —rc (t) 19:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, and if you'd let him know I didn't block him, I'd appreciate that. Miscommunication gets us AGAIN.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:55, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
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