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All hail!

El Tompkins

I was away for two days and when I came back I found this new user. Inci is growing, It's alredy attracting the reptiles!--Rataube 02:46, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Heh, I felt that I needed to get a username in order to keep peace with my people. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:55, 12 March 2006 (UTC)


I had a bit of splurge with the bullets... but you can see them in the second archive Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:03, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Shut Up! GOD LOVES ME!! REMEMEBR?!?! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:49, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
God loves everyone...what's your point? Anyway, I was just looking on VFH and noticed a new nomination for a user I have not heard of by a user I have not heard of. Anyway, I looked at both users accounts and noticed that the person nominating is probably the same person as the person nominated. Looking at the times events occured and the fact that Winckle placed VFH tag and then voted right after the nomination. To top it all off, Winckle edited Joearmstrong89's page right after the nomination and right before placing the VFH tag et al seems a little suspicious. HEHE, now that I told you that long story, I was just wondering how you find out when someone joined Uncyclopedia. I remember reading about it and if I remember right you were part of that conversation. I couldn't find it off hand but now that I think about the time it took me to write this whole damn thing I probably could have weeded through your posts and found it. So anyway, go vote for Sir Alec while you are there! -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Emir Henry A. Tootsie  01:52, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
Heh, I can't remember actually. I think there might be some special feature on wikipedia, but I'm not even sure we have one. I just go to that person's user page and then click user contributions in the toolbox. then you just click the earliest thig where it say (latest|earliest) and that gives you their first edit which is almost just as good. As far as the sockpuppetry goes, I'm not really sure what you're supposed to do about that. You might wanna tell an admin, but who knows if they'll care enough to fix it heh. The article doesn't have that great of a chance anyway. Well, other than that, I guess I'll see you around. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:20, 20 February 2006 (UTC)


Sorry to kibbutz, but here and here, maybe? I have a mind like a steel trap, y'know. I just wish it could function like an actual brain on occasion. By the way, at the moment this is probably the single most hideous-looking page on the entire website! Good work, fellas!  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:35, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Did you happen to see Archive Two? It's in the running for the most hideous... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:02, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Hmm, I actually think this one is slightly more hideous, but that one might win the Page Most Likely to Crash Internet Explorer "Ninjastar" Award. I'll work on the image after I'm done with this Pope thing. --Some user 04:51, 21 February 2006 (UTC)


Haha, yes since this one contains an image of me balding... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:27, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • You really should stop cutting up your arms. Nice hair cut BTW. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Emir Henry A. Tootsie  06:15, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
I took it upon myself to remove that. because it scared me. Very much. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 14:57, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
Heh...why exactly would that scare you?! All I did was give you a hair cut (complete with receding hair line) and put you with your own kind.  ;) -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Emir Henry A. Tootsie  00:36, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Baldness scares me. That is all. If i wasn't bald i wouldn't mind. Just as in Some user's photo, if i didn't look like a freak i wouldn't mind. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:37, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

How the DAMN did you do that?

That is possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:06, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

hehe I figured you'd like it. Anyway it came to me while dicking around with this I am not sure who made the DAMN expletive template but I just used that and then the same crap we used for the other vandalism. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Emir Henry A. Tootsie  23:09, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
Wow, a DAMN template. There is so much I have to learn. So much indeed. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:11, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
I DAMN saw that! Don't think you can DAMN trick me you little DAMN. I see everything, for I am the DAMN GOD! Oh and by the way, DAMN, I'me pretty sure the DAMN template was the work of that DAMN anidnmeno. So you can stop DAMN wondering. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:33, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
I take it back, it was that DAMN Elvis. God I DAMN hate that guy. He makes me wanna DAMN kill myself. Haha, just kidding Elvis, you little DAMN. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:37, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
LOL - "he makes me wanna FUCK YOU kill myself."

"I WANK saw that! Don't think you can ROSIE O'DONNELL trick me you little HITLER. I see everything, for I am the BATHING SUIT AREA GOD! Oh and by the way, MOTHERFUCKER, I'me pretty sure the COCKGOBLIN template was the work of that YOGHURT CANNON anidnmeno. So you can stop HAIL SATAN! wondering." heh little hitler. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:53, 24 February 2006 (UTC)


Nice talk page redesign. -- 13:21, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. I like it too. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 15:10, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Self-esteem Lowering. Reasonable Rates.

I am at your service, sir. ^_^

And may I compliment you on having the most "interesting" chat page on Uncyclopedia. It's like the Vandalism page, but with more actual content.

P.S. Please do not nominate it for VFH.

Regards,--Winston 19:44, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

HAHAHA, they'd slaughter me at the thought. However, I also enjoy it, I don't know if you saw, but the last theme was bullets. That one was pretty good too. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:58, 25 February 2006 (UTC)


Heh! I was wondering if you were ever going to vote for it. Way back when VFD was preparing to axe the other obsessive-compulsive article, you mentioned liking it, but no vote!  :) But you're obviously busy writing your own stuff, and fighting off the rebels trying to damage this page, apparently. (I did see the bullet theme.) :) I wish I wasn't so stodgy, because it looks fun in here. Thanks much for the vote! ~ T. (talk) 05:25, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Heh, no problem. I usually get around to things sooner or later, it's funny because i always get frustrated when a user votes on VFH on a whole bunch of articles, but forgets yours. However, i seem to do the exact same thing. Anyway, I like the whole double featuring thing. you should do a minor reskin - by minor I mean changing it from 'Today's Featured Article' to 'Today's, and last week's featured article' or something of the like- for when it gets featured. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:29, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
Reskinning's totally out of my talent zone. I can put words together (usually...), but am completely reliant on others for everything else. RadicalX, Mhaille, and Mahroww have all bailed me out with custom photoshops on more than one occasion (bless 'em all). Looks like I need to add names for my recent Pirate article now, too. Not that I'm complaining. I'm ecstatic that I can ask for something, and people give me gems. And sometimes without me asking (like Money$ign's impromptu OCD jewel!)  :) Anyway, I'll be glad just to get is on the front page, period. Maybe 15 votes is enough? We'll see, I guess. ~ T. (talk) 05:44, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
Yes, what is that, at least two of the pictures in your articles have been featured... was there more? Anyway, yea i think fifteen is plenty nowadays, although not too long ago you needed a good 17-18. VFH kinda died for awhile, I think both Sen and Neuroipods only had 14. I guess it fluctuates... heh Lonliness had like 4 when it was featured. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:50, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, Money's OCD bag and Mahroww's RMS were both VFP features. I always thought that RadX's Fecal E.Coli vending machine should have been featured. I don't think it was even nominated. Not sure why. Not front page friendly enough? Doesn't matter. I love it. It completely inspired me to write the article, just to be able to use his picture. As for Loneliness, was that actually considered a feature? I thought it was only picked to go along with Cody's Emo reskin. ~ T. (talk) 06:06, 26 February 2006 (UTC)


Well, yea, I'm pretty sure it was Keitei - maybe someone else - that snuck the VFH tage on there. So i guess it's kind of featured. Yea, I recently saw the Fecal E. Coli vending machine, just a couple of weeks ago. It'd be a good thing to nom, unfortunately I have somewhat of a VFP curse, and anything I nominate goes down the drain. Plus, it's somewhat of an inside joke, well not really, but without reading the article, it would have trouble standing on it's own. Heh, I guess it's kinda hard to get any more blatent than that. Maybe if it was called "Shit Soda" or something of the like, but that's even less main page friendly. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:12, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

WHOA! Did you just feature your own article? Meh, can't complin, it did hve the highest number of votes. But, I thought that was RCs job. Does it have anything to do with the banner on his talk page? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:19, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Scratch that, I just saw the forum entry. I think he's faking it... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:24, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Don't read this

Thanks for your change of mind vote...turns out it didn't matter anyway...I vandalized the NotM page just for you! hehe -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Emir Henry A. Tootsie  06:15, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
It's like they always say, "The only way to fix something is to do it over and over again until it eventually breaks to the point of no return." YAY Vandalism! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:13, 2 March 2006 (UTC)


This is... quite the talk page.

Anyways! I made you another picture because I have nothing better to do with my time. And it honestly took five minutes. But shh.

Have ye another Tompkins1

Now available in Transparent. --KATIE!! 08:53, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh and Tompkinssig to accompany Giovanni. --KATIE!! 09:00, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Heh, I'll add it right away. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 14:02, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Don't be Stupid...

...had twelve votes yesterday, same as Sexual innuendo, but it also had an ambiguous vote by Keitei ("I won't" or something) that could have put it over or under SI. Since SI was older it got the nod, so you may want to ask Keitei to clarify her vote (she wasn't on IRC last night or I would have asked her). Rofles. --—rc (t) 15:45, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Nah, I'll get over it. I kinda figured that's what it was about, and I'll ask Keitei what it was next time I see her. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:30, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
I asked Keitei about it and she kindfully pointed out that it was a for, and noted this *'''I won't'''. <!--For, heh.--> --{{User:Keitei/sig}} 17:40, 7 February 2006 (UTC) Which I hadn't even noticed. So i told I wasn't gonna blame anybody, even with her insistance it was all your fault and everything is always your fault. Heh. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:52, 2 March 2006 (UTC)


No, I made that myself! Tnx! PiOfFive OD QFP TREKKIE PIC 11:43, 25 December 2014 (UTC)

Ah, well. BRAVO! Think I might nom it for VFP, not sure how well it will stand up though. That place is like freakin' death trap. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:47, 2 March 2006 (UTC)


You, Tompkins, Got the Last Edit of The Day on March 3, 2006!
(diff) (hist) . . m The Windozer; 23:59 . . Tompkins (Talk) (+NRV)
Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:13, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
I have to say Tompkins. You've earned it -Tompkins 00:16, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
Wow, that was quite a minimal effort. You could've at least used {{user:tompkins/sig}}. <<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:20, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
I was going for "obviously fake." - Johnny Raven 00:23, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
Oh, I see. --Ravensig.jpgRavensigtalk.jpgJesus 00:26, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
Lot's of similarities there... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:33, 4 March 2006 (UTC)


- Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 19:50, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

YAY AWARDS! Thank you, I love to NRV things, it's as close as I can get to actually killing them. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:53, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

John Aaron

...So, not even good as a stub, you think? I thought it was worth it for the "S.C.E. to off" gag alone. Guinness2702 02:28, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Fairy nuff, seems I'm in a minority of 1 vs 2. I'll wait for your edits, and see what else I can dig up. Guinness2702 02:37, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Heh, not much of an edit I must say. I was trying to think of something to add, but unfortunately I don't know much about John Aaron. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:39, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Right, I've expanded it somewhat, and would welcome any more comments. Cheers! 03:18, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
hold that thought while i resolve edit conflicts 03:19, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Right, try again - oh, and D'oh! for my login timeout - is me. Guinness2702 03:27, 5 March 2006 (UTC)


So now that we have a crapload of votes, what happens next? --PiOfFive 03:19, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

You wait until the next Featured image date and hope you have the most (valid) votes. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|VFP|+S 03:20, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
HEY! THAT WAS MY COMMENT TO ANSWER! YEH DIRTY COMMENT STEALER!! But yeah, he pretty much summed it up. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:21, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

I appreciate your support, Tomp. You've been my best Uncyclopedia friend to date. It's serious fun hangin' with you online.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:48, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Well, geez, you didn't have to get all gushy on me. *sniff* But you know... *tear* I LOVE YOU TO MAN!! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:51, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Ok, that last part was just the cough syrup talking, but really, thanks. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:51, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your weak vote!

I wanted to thank you for your weak vote the Old Lady Next Door. Is there anything that can be done to the article that would win over your accolades? I aim to please. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:54, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you're welcome, it's quite nice. actually I can't think of anything that I'd improve right of the top of my head. But I'll read through it again later and see if I can find something. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:58, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your help in fixing the Top10 scores, but please keep in mind that IP votes are only counted as half a vote. I've had to revert your "correction" to Oldest Trick twice now. --Algorithm (talk) 07:29, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh, sorry... I guess I'm just not looking at it right... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 13:41, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the award

but, haven't you got better things to do than stay up this late fiddling with, wait! Guinness2702 00:35, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh yes, I could stay up this late fiddling with all kinds of things, if that's what you're saying. But really, in Iowa - Which is where I am - it's only 7, and it was only 6 when I gave you the award. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:04, 13 March 2006 (UTC)


I have to say that I cannot apologize enough for my actions ove the last few days. You were right, I was being immature and was acting as if I could not take a joke. It's just that sometimes when something gets under my skin, I feel I have to do something about it. The only thing that was going through my mind at the time was that some youth-hating grouchy old fogie had written that and had the wrong idea about "young people". This is uncyclopedia, I should know better than that.

You may have noticed that I have blanked my own talk page. If it's alright, I'd like to start over. If we could just forget about this and look at all of the good contributions that I've made in the past (you may have noticed that my specialty is Hitler pictures), that would be great. Once again, I am truly sorry. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~

It's cool. It's a great article and certainly deserves it's own page, I'm sorry that it couldn't be the one you wanted. I'm glad you've decided to stop doing whatever it was you were doing, because i think you were getting pretty close to a ban there... Anyway, I'll go ahead and archive this so no one has to look at it. That way, hopefully, in a couple of days no one will remember this. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:30, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
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