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Come talk to us on IRC. =] We can discuss it death there. --KATIE!! 06:36, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:26, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Congrats

Congratulations, "Sir" Tompkins! (At least I think that's what having an article featured lets you call yourself...) By the way, does this mean I can take my finger out of the box now? --Some user 05:56, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

"You wish you had"

I do have this user page. Because you stole from me. Grrr!!! MOOSE ATTACK! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 21:08, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

TURTLE COUNTER! yea thats right. Now what? Huh? HUH!? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:18, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Vote for me

Noobaward

Nominate and/or vote Rataube as January's Noob of the Month, for his contributions with, articles, editions, manteinance work, and much, much, much more. Or get ready to be eaten by a grue.

--Rataube 22:37, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)


VFP

What did u mean in VFP, remembered which of the things I said?--Rataube 22:39, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

BTW, I liked the turtle signature better.--Rataube 22:42, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Aaah, I got it, sorry for being slow, I must be tired. And Ive ralized you have a random signature, am I right? How cool.--Rataube 22:52, 28 January 2006 (UTC)


You said something abou tit looking like it was behind glass, and yes i do have a random sig not, and yes you are tired. heh. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:33, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Bad People

When you come across someone being a tool, feel free to report them to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol, that way whatever admin is around will handle it instead of me the next time I show up. Thanks for noticing though. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 02:15, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

i knew there was some place like that but i couldnt remember. Thanks. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:17, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Do respond on your own page, please. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 02:22, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Your sig

You didn't like | tompkins | as an alternative to | Tompkinsmath | ? Oh well, so be it. I did just notice that you've made the image redirect to your user page, that's a bit of a clever kludge if you ask me and it does add a wee bit of overhead, but it's only me being opinionated and mildly annoyed at a bunch of people, so go for it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 02:22, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

sorry put it on your page first...im bad about stuff like that.. anyway, I actually like what you did and was trying to get my signature to link to my page for along time. The only thing that i don't like about the one you created is the fact that the letters are so close together. Other than that it wasnt bad. O and the letter might be a little big too but i don't think you can change that. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:28, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

No problem, you live, you learn. Oh, and you would be surprised what you can manage with a little CSS, how about | tompkins | ? --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 02:40, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I like it. Does it come in smaller sizes? If not i shall put it on my signature page right away. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:49, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

It might be possible to make the text smaller, but when I tried to, it overrode the font-weight attribute which made it look horrid. If I were you, I'd poke at it in preview a bunch and see if you can tweak it to be more exactly what you want. CSS is pretty simple stuff and there's information about how to use it all over the internet. That and it'll be a heck of a lot easier to modify later than an image. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 03:04, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Yea ok ill mess with it a bit. Thanks for giving me a good start! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:19, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I DID IT! thanks for the help, i think it looks just about perfect now. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:08, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the props

Soon, I will be Feuhrer of Uncyclopia, and I will remember your actions, assuming you've haven't crossed me by then. Yes, all my enemies will pay! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Er, I mean, thanks for mentioning me. K, bye.--Bradaphraser 03:30, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

ditto --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 14:28, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
No problem Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:07, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Cookie

Newcookie Codeine has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For using the word of the day on IRC! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:39, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I don't like chocolate chip. TAKE IT BACK! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:51, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Arrrrrrrr, eyeball spork! Hate hate! Die!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Keiteihate
Katie hate this! - It make her spork her eyes out!

I do a lot of sporking. --KATIE!! 23:40, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I've noticed. Um, hate what exactly? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:45, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

come join my wiki

I have asked some from wikipedia, and some from uncyclopedia, and I am wondering if you want to help me out a bit with it just add your name too the New Members list. To get there you have to type in Dynasty Warriors into the search icon. Whopper 03:56, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I wasn't sure what to do, but i think i did it right. Glad to help. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:22, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

==Thanks== I saw you on the New Member list. I did not know you played Dynasty Warriors, but if you could help with organization that would make it look from crap to less crap. Whopper 22:53, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I don't play dynasty warriors, is that a problem. O well, if it is i can start. haha. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:54, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

PNG

I want you to open the original image (not the blurry JPEG) and save it as a PNG. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 07:55, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

I'm on a different computer right now, but I'll do my best to have it changed by sometime this evening. Thanks for explaining. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:51, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

VFD

Actually, things almost always get huffed on QVFD. But it's okay. --Hobelhouse 22:59, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

UN:F@H

Estonian cocoon

Rats! I prepared for such an excellent delete vote marker:


  • Aye, aye, Sir - Open the bow gates --Suresh simple Swami A. Suresh 22:59, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Heh heh. Yeah i got in trouble on IRC for flooding the damn thing, but you could probably still add it to the article's talk page, before it's deleted in a week. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:01, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

VFP votes

Nobody hates you about the VFP pictures. We are extremely harsh on that page because we only want the best of the best. Really good pictures get torn apart on that page all the time. The feedback is almost 100% negative there. It's a really tough place to learn how to photoshop.  :) Just letting you know that votes aren't personal on that page. It's all about getting the best pics on the internet on our front page. That's all.  :)--Bradaphraser 05:10, 29 January 2006 (UTC)


Hahaha... wow if I would've known they had one of those I would've tried harder. I love awards, almost as much as my own photoshopping. But I'm officially retired from that, I was staying at a friends, and now that I'm back I have nothing to create my masterpieces. Heh, thanks. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:47, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

N00b of the M

None of the noobs nominated so far get even close to the level of MoneySign or Suresh. The one nominated by Some User has a single fully written article. The one nominated by you have about five, and according to my partial research none of them is feature worthy. So I was wondering if u could tell me how you made your crusade, so I have some clues to look for a better candidate.--Rataube 13:09, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

  • R - Sorry to butt in here (of all places), but in addition to Theocracy, Mahroww's first article here (started prior to registration) is/was Condoleezza Rice Patty, and he almost completely rewrote Polar bear, I believe. You're right though, to some extent - he's much more of an image person than a writer. But IMHO we actually need more imagers than writers these days, especially if they're willing to do stuff for other users' articles, like Mahroww is. --Some user 20:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Thx4vote

Although you gave Featured Articles only a WEAK for, I chosed you to test my template.--Rataube 20:17, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm still actually thanking you. --Rataube 20:31, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Oh, right. Your welcome. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:34, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
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