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Santa cross money Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
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edit Xmas Templates

edit Merry new year

I acknowledge the fact that communists (you) and socialists (me) do not see eye-to-eye on a large array of issues. Still, I think you are one hell of a human being even though you haven't seen my particular version of the Truth yet. As is customary, I shall not wish you a "merry xmas" because we both agree that it is a meaningless sentiment created for the sole purpose of knocking money out of the worker's pockets and into the kapitalists hand. Instead, I shall express my wish that you and your cause will prosper on this intarweb thingy. Not through revolution, but simply by being an irresistably cool example of how one individual can combat the forces of commerce, kapitalism and - yes - evildom ! I salute you, kind sir. -- di Mario 16:28, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Secular and communist holiday wishes

Zidanesechristmas

Breviet, comrade! May all those who celebrate this time of year for reasons other than the chance of getting pissed on new years, be condemned to a very VERY white christmas in the Siberian gulags. NON-WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!

edit Pagan Holiday Junk Mail Here As Per Instructions

Xmasmoosewreath Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:24, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Radicalx X-mas is that special time of year when we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, RadicalX. Please take some time out of your busy day and remember all the wonderful things RadicalX has given you.
Please accept this card as a small token of his equally small esteem for you. You will if you know what's good for you.

Rad 18:42, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Hannukah Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Holidayturtle Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Because you're a Communist and I respect that. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:59, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas!

BlueSophia SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards,
and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.


SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado,
y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.
^_^ --Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 14:31, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

Unbookslogo Santa Claus has given you an UnBooks voucher for Christmas.
This voucher can be exchanged at any UnBooks store for an UnBook.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:48, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas!

Puddin Hindleyite wishes you a
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence
coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

Thanks for the vote, and a Happy New Year of the Plan. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:55, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Card

Such a sweet card! What could I do by make one with my own fair hands, espacially for you -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 19:04, 16 December 2006 (UTC) Fluffychristmas

edit Another card

Tvcc Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

edit & Another

Thanks for the 'card'! Here's one for you. Happy commercial conformity period. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:22, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Another Another

Christmas.jpg

And happy new year. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:44, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

edit And another

Karatechimp zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

edit Happy Holiday(s) from Squiggle

NavyXmas ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!

You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!


-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:13, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

edit From me

Humbugs

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! CannabagreenI Card-clubs-up my cat! 07:57, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

edit ¡Feliz Navidad, Comunista!

Roast potato DiZ was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

May red-and-yellow government-owned sugarplum fairies dance before your eyes this outlawed holiday season, and may all your wishes become suppressed and crushed unmercifully by the iron fist of communism. Merry XMas, and i hope you don't lose too many fingers to frostbite... --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:14, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry not-Christmas, then

Roast potato flyingfeline was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!
Have a merry capitalism-less Christmas and a communist New Year. PS: Thanks for the card and sorry I couldn't reply earlier, got unexpectedly banned... -- Paw_print.jpg 21:14, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Xmas from the free world

Chimp Santa NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas Chimp Santa
By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.

edit Happy Hannuka

As per ZB, I'm Jewish, meaning that in my world Jesus was a nice boy from a good Jewish family who simply had some wierd ideas...Still, it's greatly appreciated! Mary Xmas and Happy Hannuka! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:58, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas!!!

We wish you a merry Christmas!Roast potato--Metropolis 16:54, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Christmas

Roast potato Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Heh --—Braydie 22:25, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Xmas

sniff...so kind of you to award me with this, id like to thank jesus, my mum, that man, the.....and this banana, merry communist!--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 16:39, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Commies rock!

Thanks for you kind invitation to renounce evil, but unfortunately I've committed all of my resources to Satan and am bound by contract from doing evil at the behest of a competing philosophy ie Marxism. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:27, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Noob!

You're supposed to put new talk messages at the bottom of my talk page, not randomly somewhere around the top ;) Oh, and where have you been all my life?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:55, 4 February 2012

Good lordless. Missed you again & you got banned again. Mercy. Where have I been? Got a new wife, dealt with a miscarriage, moved to a new residence, slowly puttin' the pieces together. Damn! Banned again. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:03, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Yous sig

It user comic sans, therefore I hate it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:49, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

o_0 >^_^< SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 07:50, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
I can't change it either. Muwhahaha! SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 07:53, September 30, 2011 (UTC) SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 07:53, September 30, 2011 (UTC) SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 07:53, September 30, 2011 (UTC) SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 07:53, September 30, 2011 (UTC) SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 07:53, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
Haha. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 October 2011, at 18:10
You people have such weird fonts installed. What I don't understand, though, is why some people don't have at very least some properly dithered arabic fonts installed... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:21, 2 October 2011
That's because our sigs our text based pretty much. Except yours, which has a...uh...what is that thing on your sig anyway? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 October 2011, at 20:33
It's called an 'image'. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:18, 2 October 2011
As if we didn't already know...but what type of image is it? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 October 2011, at 23:08
A png. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:36, 4 October 2011
Thank you, Captain Obvious. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 October 2011, at 21:14
& .png ought to be the way to go. I use to have images but just stop usin' 'em. Don't know why? --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 13:47, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
Because cool people use sentences instead? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:20, 4 October 2011
Disenchantment. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:29, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
Sounds dreadful. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:45, 4 October 2011
The SS are bastards. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:49, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
I'm proud to say I wouldn't know. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:01, 4 October 2011

edit Reverting

Any reason to undo my additions to Constantius II? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:48, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, had mouse issues then my laptop crashed before I could undo my mistake. Sorry. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 13:51, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
Ok I see you have changed it back. I know not all I write is the wonder stuff but I was surprised to see anyone taking an interest in a fourth century Roman emperor on a comedy website! Only Zarbag and myself have taken much interest in this task of trying fixing, improving and perhaps eventually extending this long running series! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:59, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
That shit fell like Babal. Epic. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:09, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
Or like Communism? BURN.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Touché.... /me cries --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 15:05, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:28, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks Tom!

Urbn bj

And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers."

Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:36, October 11, 2011 (UTC)


edit Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote

...on that UnNews piece I did. However, Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) hates Communists, as you are all Allah/God/Yahweh-less. For shame, Infidel!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Oct 22 '11 10:27 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:17, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:02, 3 November 2011

edit Images and stuff

Hey, man, you still around? Anyway, I figured I should ask and make sure it's aiight with you before we try using this for our fundraising project this year since you so far have the unique distinction of being... well, entirely alive. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:34, 4 November 2011

That's fine. I've been a bit busy the past few days to do anythin' of merit. Found out my wife is pregnant & been havin' to do things in regards to that... & deck out my toon on WoW with PvP gear. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:22, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, thanks. And wow... that's quite a time. Congratulations would be in order, yes? Also, good to know you know where your priorities lie. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:42, 5 November 2011
Yeah, been gearin' up that priest for a bit. Some things just take priority... I'm kiddin'... & thank you. Was told due date is 'round June 22nd. I hope it's twin girls. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 15:48, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
Twin girls? Mon, have you had any others? Do you know just what you'd be getting into? I mean, I was one girl, and I gave my folks hell... I fear for you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:00, 5 November 2011
I have 2 sons (6 & 3). They're some of the most well-behaved kids you'll ever meet. I know girls will be a challenge but I think it's worth it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 06:57, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
That's because they're young. Even the males will inevitably grow up some and hate you, but the girls... er... yeah, okay, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Can you tell? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:02, 6 November 2011

edit Thank you for your vote on the FoolitzerFoolizter Prize

Queen of diamonds
You now have a burning urge to send Bizzeebeever all of your money, a tasteful 8"x10" glossy nude print of yourself, and the keys to your apartment.
 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 4 '11 23:22 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:50, 10 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:26, 17 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 24 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:15, 1 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:48, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:50, 22 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:56, 29 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:04, 12 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:06, 19 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:28, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:11, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:25, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:57, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:48, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:26, 1 March 2012

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 March 2012

edit St. Patty’s Day

Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg 22:58, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:48, Apr 5

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:55, Apr 19
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