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edit About your userpage

Due to a parser update a while bakc, your userpage is now "hella broken" due to coding errors. My guess is that the issue is with the sigs in your guestbook, although it could be an unclosed tag somewhere else. --Mn-z 21:08, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

I'm ol' & frail. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 15:07, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Tom!

Great to see you're still among the living. Are you likely to be hanging around for a bit? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:19, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

  • Not from this here iPhone. I hate it bit when in Rome, you know. I hate haet hat my iPhone! You know how many people have died from this !@#$%^&* device? Even caused some assemblers to commit suicide. My godless. It's been forever. How have ou been, Sir? --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:26, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

Take this to the top of the page! That sucked balls gettin' back down here! --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:35, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

I feel your pain, bro. My missus has an Android - it seemed bloody great at first, but for actually doing anything on teh internets rather than just reading stuff (or looking at rude pictures of ladies) it's a bit crap really. People keep saying smartphones will replace laptops, but either smartphones will have to evolve better ergonomics or we humans will have to be designed with better fingers in the future. Been pretty good, thanks for asking. Hope the same applies to you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:41, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Am I even an admin still? Not sure if policy changed or what not. Anyways, I figured I do an old friend, Zana, a favour & see what's up with her ban for a year. I was shocked to have listened to my voicemail to hear from her. Been a long time. That's dedication to still be here all this time. I've had it rough since the SS incident. Went real reclusive. Got divorced, my sons are growin' like weeds, gettin' married again, I hate our dog, but more importantly, I hate this here iPhone. I've evolved to Anarcho-Communism 'cause I seriously just stopped carin'. It's been somethin'. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:56, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Whatthehellcrap? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:49, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

I'll take it that I'm no longer an admin since I can't edit my own page. Guess my work here is done. Take care. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:15, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

We had to prevent all page from being edited. The internet, you see, only has so many edits before it wears out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:33, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Oh hai, I love greeting users that have disappeared for over a year and watch them go, who the hell is that guy??? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:53, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Tom mayfair is the man who, in the dead of winter, climbed Candy Mountain and fought The Ghost of Sandy Duncan. That's how we used to pick our admins (and, Tom, you can have your adminshiphood back if you're staying). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:48, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
I can't stay right now. My computer is down & workin' from this phone is a nightmare. It's great to see all of you. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 04:24, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
Admins? We don't need no stinking admins.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Back in the day, when I was a little nooblet, I thought Tom had invented Uncyclopedia and was the boss of the site. Funny thing is, he wasn't even an admin in those days. How about we organise a "Buy Tom A Proper Computer Fund" and get him back here asap? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:14, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
Naw. I prefer the image of him trying to access the site on his rotary phone. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:52, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit You're probably not going to see this...

Because you don't use this website anymore or you're too busy with all those beautiful babies you've been making. I know I could probably just call you but this is funner.

You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
[[{|]] [[|}]]

Anyways, I miss you... Come back when you can! ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:44, 26 December 2009

edit UNSOC and User Awards

Hey, this is about UNSOC (for those of you who don't read headers (you know who you are)). I've noticed that its gone sort of inactive. 3 users have requested Zhongshan suits w/ no answer and 1 user has reqsuested a promotion with no answer. I contacted Jocke Pirat about it and hasn't answered back; has he gone away? Drop me a line on my talk page to talk about the fate of UNSOC, if you can be bothered. Thank you, Comrade! Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:30, Nov 21

Also, a lot of your user awards are behind. Can just anyone update them or must it be you? Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:34, Nov 21

edit TOM! DON'T GO!

What happens if Cornmuffin comes back?! WHO SHALL SAVE US THEN?!? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:20, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Take me now

what does she mean, what does she mean!

hey! haven't talked in forever! What's up? The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:48, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

You're lettin' you know that you want to procreate. In this since, you want me to insert my phallus into your vagina and deposit my seed so my future lineage will continue. Passin' on my genetics to a new generation for the soul purpose of world domination or for the simple fact that I love doin' it.
Other than that, I am fine. How have you been? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Well, thank you for clearing that up for me. And, I'm doing pretty well! SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER. yups! hey, do you mind if I whore at you? Maybe I will later, too tired right now. All of that copying I'd have to do. Hey! Just click on the CMC thing on my sig. You won't regret it! Sooooo, get on IRC much? I if a part of me is missing. Woe is me! all right...I'm umm, gonna go. Have fun with your Phallus. That's right, capital p. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:01, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Hey, I'm back!

Well, after a long break, I am back! Fou-Lu 15:01, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Inquiry regarding Talk:In The Groove

The article itself was last deleted by Mordillo and undeleted a while later by Spang (log). You deleted the talk page as orphaned (log). I hope I'm asking the right person...

The old history of the talk page contains information about Pee Reviews, so it should probably be restored somewhere. I'm not sure if it's better to put it in Talk:In The Groove/archive1 or just histmerge it. I say "histmerge" because I recreated the talk page with a comment about the article's content (which BTW should be given ample time to improve); that probably wasn't a smart thing for me to do before making this request. --Pentium5dot1 19:23, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Done. Thank you for shoppin'. Come back soon. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Hey!

Tom! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:00, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Modusoperandi! SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
I don't actually have anything to say. I just really needed to use your bathroom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:02, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
The bathroom is on the right. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Oh. I thought the room I ran in to looked an awful lot like not a bathroom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:30, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
That because it was the bathroom. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Ah. You're out of toilet paper. Luckily, I brought my own. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:55, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
Ran out of tissues again. Had to supplement. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit UDHR

Can't see why you deleted my entry on the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. It was not intended to be funnily nonsense. It was pretty serious, instead. 02:32, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I don't like /Serious Business/. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
OK. I had previously tried to add an entry on the UDHR that was IMHO humorous and funny, yet not stupid, but that was deleted by someone else. So I am starting to wonder who wrote your Uncyclopedia, if you keep removing all contributions, for any possible reason, and for any possible opposite reason? Could you write an entry on the UDHR for me which is consistent with this site's standards of humour, please? 02:42, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Human Rights? Have you not been to Kentuckistan? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Don't you have a similar policy to Wikipedia of improving entries to your taste, instead of outright removing them? I will visit Kentuckistan once my entry is reinstated; the first version would be highily appreciated :) 12:25, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
This isn't Wikipedia for one. Two, we're not obligated to write articles for other people. Three, we have a place for such crap. We have a way for things to be ran 'round here. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
I had already read those guidelines, and of course I was not seriously expecting from anyone that s/he should write anything in my place. By the way, you are a sysop, and I guess you can check it for yourself, my previous version was indeed funny but not just stupid... and then who dictates such evaluation criterions. Anyway, let's go back to the point, my messages above were just for fun, and I had taken some sense of humor for granted in the Uncyclopedia. Bye 19:11, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
I reviewed it. Too short, lacks proper article format, lacks a lot to be considered an article. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Of archiving and so forth

Hi there comrade, I was on a bit of a roll this morning, and I went and did the archiving of the WhotM page. Hope this is OK (and hope I did it to your satisfaction!) If there's a problem, give me a shout - I'm trying to increase my helpfulness, not my ban prospects! Anywhat, tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:30, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Tis fine with me. I'm paranoid as of late so it's been hard to focus. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit GTFO!

Well, I've shown mine... User:Zana Dark/ !@

edit I wish to leech coolness from you!

Greetings Comrade!,

I am seeking adoption from the likes of you. I see you as a close fit to my needs due to my ridiculously high tolerance of pain and embarrassment, which I believe you will enjoy, due to your ridicously high need to cause pain and embarassment! Please adopt me and make great hand party upon me!

JeysisChrist 11:36, 8 January 2008 (UDT)

Welcome to the family, JeysisChrist. Feel free to ask me for help, reviews, suggestions, whatever. My talk page is always open. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
First question! How do create a signature? Also, what program do I need to create a picture loop like the Jamming Stalin below?

JeysisChrist 9:31, 9 January 2008 (UDT)

Is this supposed to be directed at me? That spelling of Jeysis seems awfully similar to mine... also, dont worry about my question about the signature, I got it.--JeysisChrist 16:32, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
The Jammin' Stalin Below? This one? Just 'bout any photo programs can make the image itself. Gimp can make it active. It's Communist friendly. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
& no, it's not a reference to you. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Thanks, Ill have to try some stuff with that. I'm guessing the mortal enemy template you have on your user page is directed towards me, seeing as it links to my page... which leads to my next question, how do I format templates so that when I create them they end up like the large black one that covers your main page, and how do I format them to the "This user is a" type template? --JeysisChrist 14:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Trial & error. It's how I learned. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Bah! I just realized how stupid my comment about your mortal enemy template is... Anyways, if you've noticed, I've gotten the hang of user boxes, as evidenced in my User Page, although I still have yet to figure out how to create a larger template like yours. No need to worry, I'll simply scour the help pages for hours until I find the solution. --JeysisChrist 16:40, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Why am I not surprised...

...that this is yours? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:56, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

I thought it would go good with the Hitler that I added to the UnTunes main page. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
That's where I saw it. I was all "Hey!", and Stalin was all oom, oom, oom, oom. No one rocks harder than Stalin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry PirateNinjamas!

Merry PirateNinjamas!

The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:10, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Comrade, The Happiest of Sectarian Holidays Upon You

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:28, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Mr. Winkler


I hope you don't mind, but I moved a recent Mr. Winkler spinoff to User:Tom mayfair/Mr. Winkler. I can revert it if you'd like, although I thought it made a nice ending to the series. Thanks for the Christmas card by the way. :) MadMax 20:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Adopt Me!


The idiotic n00b "Bonzi77" would like to be taken under your lordliness. Do you accept? Y/N

What would you like to do? __

Bonzi77 21:36, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Just ask when you have a question. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle


~Jewriken.GIF 16:34, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah that movie thing was half done... i have been really busy plus betterer, cleverer things to make. Its been thrown to the IPs for now. --Moneke 23:53, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
Okay...? Has no one told you that I can't even remember how I got here & have powah? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit The Official Uncyclopedia Cabal bestows upon you, one of Uncyclopedia's greatest assassins, this deadly weapon

You know why. Use it wisely.

edit Yo

Please delete these sub pages of mine. They are no longer of any use. User:Ivan Kricancic/Wikipedia, User:Ivan Kricancic/Pseudo-Admins, and User:Ivan Kricancic/Velika Hrvatska. Thanks.

WHY THE !@#$%^&* DID YOU DELETE THE 'NORTH HILL HOUSE' PAGE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

edit Yet another redirect creation thwarted for dubious reasons

Regarding Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion#666: Was this not closed with an adequate consensus justification for redirection? AFAIK the page "1" is used as a part of the Timeline, and pages with numeric titles not qualified by the word "(number)" are usually redirected to the timeline, right? I thought my edit summary adequately suggested this. Pentium5dot1 20:54, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your prompt response. I will try to be a little nicer next time. I have started a discussion at Uncyclopedia talk:Votes for deletion#Delete vs redirect in an attempt to avoid future problems. Pentium5dot1 21:06, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

edit HEY TOM!

I'm finished with your artwork. I need to make a trip to Kinko's to print it nicely, then I'll send it. I can upload an image of it if you want, because it may be awhile before I can go to Kinko's. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 22:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Whatever you feel is best. I'm the epitome of patience. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Uploaded. Hell yeah. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 01:12, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

The robot has uploaded. It will be in the mail soon. BTW, how do you like it? The one I uploaded is the second to final draft. The one I will send is larger, and has a few more details on it and my signature and such. Is it a sufficient prize? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 19:38, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
More than sufficient. The image is quite good. Thanks for the prize. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Nofuism

Hey Tom, If I attempt to create an "Order of Nofuism" for Uncyclopedia will my page be deleted by admins? Is this a reasonable project? The Nofus will be society of Aristocracy (A.K.a Nofu Aristocrats, which is funny, right!?!). I will describe it all very well in my article, which will initiate this Uncyclopedia society. Does it have to be a regular article, or can it be earmarked as something else? Your response is much awaited. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:17, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

We do have the UnBooks & UnScripts projects if you want to get away from the realm of articles. Plus, it is always best for registered users to draft it in their name space (← right there is a good start). We rarely delete from the user space. Have at it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Hmmm...

So what's the deal with WikiPOP? Is it back up now? Copyright issues resolved? Before, the whole site was deleted and we all had admin priviledges, now it's all back up and we've all been infibanned. I'm confused. --THE 13:55, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Lick Your Elbow

I thought it was cool, probably mostly because I made it, but also, if I was just repeatedly clicking random page, and that came up, I would laugh out loud. Please un-huff it, protect it, put it up for a review or something, if it gets mostly negative feedback, then go ahead and delete it, but please just give it a while. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Guitarplayer001 (talk • contribs)

No. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
<sarcasm>wow, thanx for being so considerate and kind.</sarcasm> *rolls eyes* The preceding unsigned comment was added by Guitarplayer001 (talk • contribs)

edit God Delusion entry deleted

Could you let me know why you deleted the page I created for The God Delusion. Tory 21:03, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Too short, no categories, lackin' quite a bit to be considered an article. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Thank ye!

Neal is pretty fat Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for voting him to be an admin!

The "former":

cannot be more obliged... it really shows you care.

edit ahem

Could you restore Game:Grueslayer/town/rally? Thanks. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 17:10, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, if I had restored it, it would have been to a point where YOU blanked the page. Shame on you. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit UnNews

Ok, so I wrote an UnNews article UnNews:FOX NEWS Buys Uncyclopedia, but now I am wondering what the process is to get the article linked from the main page? I'm pretty sure it's good enough to have a headline. Is there a place in UnNews were i would submit the article to be headlines, or what?

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:39, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Read this VERY carefully & don't !@#$%^&* up. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit o_0

(Huff log); 18:51 . . Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Logs": What Rolls Downstairs, Rolls Over In Pairs, Rolls OVer Your Neighbor's Dog)

It's great for a snack, it fits on your back, it's Log Log Log! --Andorin Kato 03:05, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Interstate 99

I'm a newbie here, but the Intensive Care Unit seems to be for unfinished articles, but this was completed. Was any reason given for its listing? Thank you. --NE2 21:04, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

{{ICU|01:59, 14 November 2007 (UTC)|fix=It should be funny to all who read it, not just those insiders.|sub=notfunny}}. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Eh, I followed "The truth is usually funnier than nonsense. The funniest pages are those closest to the truth." The example there means nothing to me, since I don't know who Erik Estrada is, but presumably someone who does would "get it". The same is true here; I-99 was written into law by Representative Bud Shuster of Altoona, Pennsylvania. --NE2 23:46, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
Erik Estrada was the hispanic cop on CHiPs. Everyone knows that. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
I-99 is out of place. Everyone knows that. --NE2 01:21, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Where? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
In your stomach, since you huffed it :) --NE2 03:35, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Wouldn't that put it in his lungs? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:48, Dec 9

If it's not going to be unhuffed, can I have the content to use elsewhere? --NE2 17:36, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Here Ya Go. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Thanks, I'm done with that page now. --NE2 23:04, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

edit UNSOC

Marquis thinkwise make join UNSOC! Make good French friend of communism. No make Marquis Une Prole. J'aime le ranke d'especial de "Major" o "Outer Minister of Nofu". Vous aiment l'idée ? Merci mon ami, --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:42, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

edit The Issues At Hand

Hello Dear Leader/Comrade/Comandante/Adopter/Михаил!

I would very much like your view of issues I face opinion...wise. Still learning the ropes, man! Anyways, I am facing a number of issues at the moment on this site and would like to know what you think...

1. My contributions. Yes, I've been busy and hence slow with making many contribs. But it's more than that. I've read HTBFANJS, but it just isn't getting through to me for some reason. I want to make my first page but can't. Perhaps I've just got teh jitters. Any thoughts on why I can't make my first page? Some Mayfair humor tips maybe?

2. UNSOC. How would I join this mighty organisation? Is there some kind of selection system? Or is it admins only? Because if it is, I might just have to go all "26th of July" on yo !@#$%^&*...

3. Adminship. I have just left the organisation of PARASITICAL FASCIST CAPITALIST IMPERIALIST BURGEOISE CIA APOLOGIST REACTIONARIES!!! and would like information as to how the adminship thing works here. Is it different or w/e?

If you could give me your take on the issues, I would be most greatful. Oh, and by the way, please litter your response with as much sarcasm, sexual innuendo and connotations of Stalinism as you can. That's the way we like it from Tommy. Thanks! The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 17:53, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

/me pops up (how's that for innuendo?) Here, lemme help you out.
  1. Can't think of any ideas for writing new pages? Try The Creative Process. You can always rewrite a page in bad shape (Category:Rewrite).
  1. UNSOC registration is done here, I think.
  2. Check out VFS.

And, oh yeah, sarcasm. Hmm... George W. Bush is America's Greatest President? How's that? Hope this helps. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:29, Dec 11

What he said. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Still waiting for the sexual innuendo...~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:16, 12 December 2007 Fixed :P
I said I "popped up!" What more do you want from me!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Dec 12
I expected Tom to leap all over it tbh. Its not like him to miss a chance. ;P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:22, 12 December 2007
P.S. If you have trouble starting that oh-so-crucial first article, why not do like I did and just edit and tidy up a few articles. Perhaps volunteer on the Proofreading Service. (c wut i did thar?!) Maybe do a few reviews on Pee Review to get a feel for the humour here. HTBFANJS can be a little light on the overall "feel" I agree and we all know how important a good feel is! ;) Also I found hanging out on the Village Dump and the irc channel helped a great deal to get into the Uncyc swing of things. But then having said that, I've only written 2 articles so who am I to advise! GL! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:22, 12 December 2007

Thank you everyone for your advice! Dissapointed by the lack of Stalinism though...Premier Mayfair usually wins us all over with that. The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 16:48, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Tom!

Tom, I applied on UNSOC's web page. Please approve me soon. Please give me a cool rank, and look at the previous post of mine you never answered (2 up). --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Replied on your talk page. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Many thanks, comrade. Major is a great rank, et J'apprécie! I will make glorious gains project Communism soon!--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! (12/12)14:24, (UTC)
Wow, I didn't even know about our UNSOC bank, and yet it is somewhat similar to the Bank of Nofu, although it is much more sophisticated. Nofu money is primarily for hording earn a rank. Have some anyway, Comrade! Tom's Account.--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Media Wiki - A System Error?

Am I the only one that's getting a "Media Wikia:Please set up this Wikia" message every other time I try to edit or even view something?--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:43, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Hell if I know. I just got here. I don't see anythin' wrong. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
It seems to have gone away. Look at this Communist Jesus, I just wrote it! I have a few bits more too add and the I'll remove the WIP tomorrow. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:59, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Reviewd. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Question

Do admins know when pages are added? If so, how? Joseph5626 01:51, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Here & Here. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
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edit Good Day Premier

I wonder if I could ask a question regarding ban patrol... I just added an entry to the list after noticing an obvious vandal. I was not aware that an admin (you) was currently monitoring recent changes... I then when I went back to recent changes, noticed that you had (very quickly) already banned the chap... Under these circumstances should I remove the entry I made in the ban patrol so that no other admin bothers to waste their time checking the guy out? As a general question regarding policy I mean... Does whatever answer you may give also apply to things added to QVFD? Thanks in advance... :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:30, Dec 16

I'd leave it. They can just move on to the next ban just to be sure. This shite happens. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Same for QVFD. Just leave it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
Many thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:35, Dec 16

edit Merry Christmas

<center>Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.

And a very commie New Year.-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:19, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:09, Dec 17

Christmasbeerbottletree AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
--Æ 01:39, 17 December 2007 (UTC)





a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

edit Re: Bloody Pagans

Hawt. Thanks Tom. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 02:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Now go fix QDB backlog you lazy communist. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 02:54, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit One Of These

Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:27, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Yet Another....

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

Santa fun with guns

Merry Christmas Comrade Tom! --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:15, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Christmas and stuff

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

edit Season's greetings!

This greeting is not supported by Google AdSense, but it still sucks.

Thanks for the Christmas card, Premier Mayfair. ;-) --Sai Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia ads) 14:17, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Oh !@#$%^&*, why is my signature protected?

Tom, here's what it says: "User:Cajek/sig is protected because the following pages are protected with the cascade function:" User talk:Zana Dark! Not good!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 16:47)

Should work now. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR COMMUNIST STOCKING, or whatever you Kentuckistans call them

Nuclearxmaspudding Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture

edit For your archive :P

Christmas tree

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.




~ Tophatsig 17/12/2007 @ 22:03

edit Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...

On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me...

A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

edit Christmas cuteness

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa.
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Yay Christmas! -- Sann_sig_lights.gif sannse Sann_sig_tree.gif esnnas Sann_sig_lights.gif 21:36, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Xmas

Secular Greetings!

This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism.

-- oblivious Ape (feel) (Riot Porn)

edit Communist Stuff

Hello comrade. I am new to the party. What do you want me to do? How do I gain rank? I'm a bit new here, but I have tried to write articles. One is still around. You deleted the other one :P --MaddMax 21:21, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas, Comrade!

--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 21:37, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry... Uh... Holiday type thing...

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 08:03, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

African babies that will make your heart melt with grief <center>WELL TONIGHT, THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU.

Merry Christmas.

- STM</center>

edit Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:56, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Tom mayfair/Archives5! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Mr T vs Chuck Norris

Why did you delete it? I thought It was pretty good! RizcoTalk 09:44, 26 December 2007 (UTC) Also, can I totally steal your soviet russia message thing on your userpage, please?

Too short & sure. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit DR Congo...

What was the issue? Democratic Republic of Congo as DR Congo the rapper? Genius! The preceding unsigned comment was added by BingoJimmy (talk • contribs)

23:57, 4 October 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "DR Congo" ({{V}} Timed Out). It appears that someone didn't like it & wanted it deleted. I smell Cabal. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Restore my article please

Can you please restore HowTo:Study for a Test, as I had foolishly decided to work on 4 different articles at once and neglected this one. Can you also move it to my userspace so I can work on it at my own sluggish pace? Thank You.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:01

edit How possible is it...

To change my username? Mightywayne 06:24, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Go bother her. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Thanks for the wiki-gift

Wow, thanks. that was NICE...feeling a bit hot... BlondeWarriorPrincess 05:25, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

edit A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign

Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

edit My howto

you just deleted my howto because it was too short, i'm relatively n00bish to this, it was to short because i hadn't finished it yet, i was writing it as you chucked but with your blessing i'd like to recreate it and maybe i could get a template along the lines of "under construction" so that it won't get chucked again. cheers The preceding unsigned comment was added by O.D.ecka (talk • contribs)

You will have to be more pacific. I delete lots of articles. The best thing to do, to avoid deletion, is to complete it in your user space ie User:O.D.ecka/HowTo:Write In Your User Space To Avoid Deletion. Once completed, use the move tab to move it to the main space or just paste the content in the desired title. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Babel:Xh/Wena

Premier Tom mayfair, why did you delete Babel:Xh/Wena? --Gangstah fo shizzle 22px-Flag of AustraliaMUNTalkContributionsArticleForum 08:51, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

It served no purpose. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Nostalgia

As I was writing a msg to u on facebook re:the "flowers" template, I remembered you were my welcomer all those months ago XD Awww /hug. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:00, 27 January 2008

edit PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:33, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

edit PLS minds...

...Think alike. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:39, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

That was farkin' weird. I even did the Pee-Review method. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Spam

 :D Thanks for reverting that ED talk page thing. I wasn't sure if you could revert stuff on discussion pages or not. St0DaD 19:25, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
Normally we don't but if it's spam anyone can revert it. I don't want ANY spam! THAT'S got spam in it! Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Thanks Brosef


Dude, thanks for voting my PLS, Dude, as best rewrite. As a token of my gratitude, I'm gonna invite you to my sick party this Saturday. Its at 7 EST at my place. Some dude even promised to pay me $20 for winning, so it should be pretty interesting, bro. Thanks again dude.

Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:16, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks be to you!

Thanks again for the votes in both stages of VFS, and for being such a cool, sexy, helpful admin, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:09, Mar 1

edit Thanks!

Thanks for the thing on my page, although I'm not sure what to do with it yet. By the way, I met a man on the chatboard who claimed he could give himself a blowjob. He must be a gymnast. Well, either way, I guess he must lead an interesting life. At any rate, thanks, but no blowjob for you! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Vampiregirl (talk • contribs)

How rude... SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit good hello there

...yes, I am back from my vacation. I seem to remember that you wanted a copy of Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem...well i have a nice DVD copy of it, so send me your home address ( and ill shoot it off to you. PS. hope all is good with the family and congrats. Finnius.png

edit Comrade Mayfair


Hey there,

Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact Xamralco instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right?

Love always,


You didn't actually vote in the forum, but I put that down to you being a lazy communist. Thanks for your comment on VFS. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 14:34, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

edit I'd like a word with you.

If you could, stop by #unsoc on Freenode at 5:00 PM CST (Central time) today, if you can. If you can't meet that, I'll also be in around 7:00. Thank you.

This has nothing to do with UNSOC. It's a little more important than Uncyclopedia. ~ Tophatsig 29/04/2008 @ 21:39
How 'bout today 'round 5pm central? I was barely online yesterday. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Hello! I'm still alive. Just annoyed by the way that the best content here gets slowly ground down into mediocrity by anyone with a web browser. I check up occasionally, and pine for the good old days when it was just Chronarion, me, and the last tyrannosaur, just before meteors wiped it out. --TheTris 23:11, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Aye. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Stalk!


How are you?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:47, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey, stalking Tom is my job! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I'm meh. Workin', raisin', kids, arguin' with the other half. Just been out of the mood for much of anythin' beside just checkin' up on things. 'bout to see a lot of shite go down so who knows why will happen with me. The time has come to let it all out and it won't be pretty. I hope everyone here is well. I miss this place. I miss myself. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Searle image

I actually made that. Thanks :) Randomish 02:25, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Adopt a n00b (or not...)

Yeah, hello. Help please. Me (insane) noob you (corrupted) admin, I like zelda, you write good zelda articles(dodongos,) here is a formula: (Me+you-the sane world)/how long we have left to live x me= world DOMINATION/DESTRUCTION/PREVENTION (stopping it from existing.) [Delete as necessary.]

Sorry about that, shall I start again in (coherent) english? I'm a n00b how likes zelda and is compelety mad. You are a corrupted admin ( actually have been mad or [somehow] corrupted beforehand) how also (as far as I can tell) also likes Zelda. Please adopt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Jordan(ish) 15:53, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Comrade!!

Comrade!! On behalf of the CMC I would like to ask whether we can join your nice Moscow Pact? I have been trying to improve the CMC, recently, and utilise the CMC for Uncyclopedia-related helpingness. Also I like bold. So can we? Where do I sign...? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [15:28 29 June]

edit UPotM

Apparently, I won your User Page award in March without even knowing it, and I never got anything (I think). NOW GIMME DEM AWARDS! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:45, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

This, I believe. - [18:05 11 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit CMC

Welcome, Tom mayfair, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Sorry that you had to wait so long, I just got a bit lazy!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- [09:10 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Hola!Im a N00b

So im here for like, the mattress...

Oh and could you adopt me?
Thanks for your time, I want to keep this short because I know that you have so many pages to Pimp and Admins to Pimp Slap.
Your  !@#$%^&* hater sex slave homie,GAMMA monster(Who has called me HAGE?) 01:54, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Helloo ;)

Want to adopt me... ;) Gaia WH MUN UmP 23:07, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Helloo

Want to adopt me... ;) Gaia WH MUN UmP 23:12, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm barely here to be of any help. I've been busy raisin' my family & preparin' for the End of Days. You sure you don't want to be adopted by a more active user? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Huff

why did you huff my article and pictures? that took me a while. how would you feel if I huffed your articles? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shenanigans (talk • contribs)

Read and compare:
I just couldn't stand to see it on the main space when this obiviously is in major work. Use your namespace next time till it is finished, then move it to the main space. I have had my stuff huffed before and the world didn't end. The other reason I did it is because I'm a cynical !@#$%^&*. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back to the channel! We miss you!!! Love, Sig  P.S. This is Vampiregirl

edit Why...

...did you ban me? JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 20:17, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Removal of content. Forum:VFC. Are you an administrator? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:18, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
No, but I was just cleaning up all the joke noms... JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 20:20, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
By who's authority? An administrator ask of you to do this? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:22, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
No, but the VFC is serious business. Not stupid people being jerks. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 20:25, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Don't lecture me on Serious Business. If you can't take a joke, for any reason, I suggest you leave. It was more ironic than a joke, little man. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Take a joke? Of course I can. And I don't see what was ironic about it. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 20:33, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

User:Drama was created for this soul purpose. For all the fuckin' whiny emos that can't see the lighter side of things. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:37, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Are you calling me a fucking whiny emo?!?!?! JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 20:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Aye, that I am. The purpose of User:Drama is clearly stated in the contributions. At least the ones of us that have worked here longer than others can see the ironic side of it. You know, back when humour was the objective of the site. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:43, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Good, an' FU too. 'Cause I ain't. And those contirbutions all have an edit summary of Codeine's talk page. So...problem? JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 20:48, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
With related links to "Serious Forums". How 'bout you just not touch other people's edits and especially in the forums. Do not disrespect me again. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:51, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Disrespect you? Sorry, but I can't. I only disrespect commies as a whole. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 20:54, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
People, please! Can't you two stop fighting for just long enough to see that you were both made for each other? I'm not saying that you both have to be gay, I'm just saying that you'll be a lot better off if you're both at least gay for each other. (Also, Zarbi, don't edit other peoples' comments. It's bad mojo to edit someone out of history) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:26, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Don't worry. We discussed it in the IRC and he doesn't care. So, he's been banned indefinitely. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 22:43, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Indefinitely? You two need to take a time out. Let me get you some herbal tea. By "herbal", I mean "pot". On a side note: did you ever look up that the stars and think, "Man, if my legs were any shorter, I wouldn't touch the ground"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

I don't look up. The satellites can get face recognitions that way. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:46, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

You should. You're denying the stars a peek at perfection. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:00, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Does a little bit of a bad attitiude really warrant an indefinite ban? Is he really as bad as page blankers and abusive users? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 06:21, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

In a way he is. One, we do not remove content from a forum unless warranted by an administrator or if it's blatant spam that would violate policy. Since my first reaction was just a 2 hour ban, I believe I was fair. Then he started to !@#$%^&* & moan on the IRC so I made it 3 hours. Then some administrator unbanned him from the mere 3 hour wait, which was installed for him to think his actions & attitude over, With the unbannin', he grew ever more cocky and his lame threats on the IRC were tiredsome.
So yes, an indefinite ban seemed warranted since I rather move on than listen to a whiny emo kick & scream on how the world is unfair. This is not their playground to go removin' content that they themselves do not agree with. I don't agree with some stuff here but I have to man up & deal with it. Since he wasn't one of those that can man up & take a 2 hour ban then why further deal with him. Encyclopedia Dramatica is the place he'll fit in better. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 12:24, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
Ooh... wow. Well... um... Sorry, JZ but he's got a point there... I dunno what else to say :P -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:26, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:40, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole 12:07, Nov 6

edit UnSignpost: 13th November 2008

MrN9001 13:00, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 20th November2008

MrN9001 20:57, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 27th November2008

MrN9001 21:18, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)

MrN9001 19:14, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 11th December

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edit Happy Hanukkah

edit Happy Holidays!

Wiccan20Countess20-20Yule20Reef20-2 Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor. Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original!
And I am SO not a heathen

w00t The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 20:05, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:39, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:06, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Adopting?

Hey noticed that you were adopting, after trying out Mordillo's matress I found out that it didnt have enough bounce for my buck. Ill try yours tho! (In other words I tried to get addopted by Mordillo, found out he didnt care a **** about me, and then came here!) Will you accept me?Drag 02:01, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:12, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:37, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

edit NYET!

Do not be alarmed, Premier Mayfair, of my sudden reappearance. I have come with urgent message. UNSOC is practically abandoned. WE MUST SAVE HER! My olden days running the Nazi Party were worse! Since I do not know how, I request you mass-message all members! We can still save her! Sincerely, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

edit UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:37, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Darling, thank you so much for your vote on Potatochopper of the Year. It means a great deal to fragile ego to have your vote. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:29, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5th February 2009

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edit UnSignpost 12th February 2009

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edit UnSignpost 19th February2009

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edit UnSignpost 26th February 09

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edit Greetings, Soviet...

I have made something for you.

edit Specifications (Hammer & Sickle Fighter)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft

Wingspan: 15 ft

Height: 7 ft

Loaded weight: 900 lb

Powerplant: 1x Stalinator Rocket.


Maximum speed: 1,000 mph

Cruise speed: 900 mph

Range: 3,000 miles.


Guns: 2x Sickle throwers, 1 in the middle of each wing, and 1 Hammer thrower, mounted on top of the cockpit.

Bombs: 4 250 lb Communist propaganda bombs.

Do you like it? --Absolutely Not Benson 16:47, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5th March 09

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edit UnSignpost 12th March 09