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Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife.

Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Sir Roger 06:13, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Pic



edit Yo Tommykins!

User:Zerotrousers/Pantsless --User:Zerotrousers/sig 20:52, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thanks a Bundle
Alfred Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry? SNL32NEWLOGO
Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:36, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Happy Birthday

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 20:15, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Nevermore!

Oh, btw Tom, I just got the Communist Party T shirt, and I wear it proudly! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:53, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Why?

Why did you delete all this? Russian Revolution (video game) 01:51, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

It didn't make me laugh & I watch over the Communist related articles. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:33, 10 May 2007

edit You betrayed me!

You...*sniff*...have an...account on... ED... I feel like crying...--User:Zerotrousers/sig 09:23, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

I have an account everywhere. I barely used it anyhow. That place is borin'. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 11:57, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Testify!! --AAA! (AAAA) 03:43, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

edit An instrument of credit for you

Goobf RapeShielded
Olipro has awarded you his Get out of Bumrape Free card
Consider yourself lucky

Congratulations for earning it.

You're most welcome --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Adopt Me

Now.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 01:50, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Done. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:16, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh, by the way, congratulations on the feature. You're funnier then I'll ever be.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 09:09, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Honestly, I don't know how that got featured. It's not really that funny in my opinion. It's more filth than humour. I never thought it had a chance when I wrote it last year. It was more of ventin' than anythin' else. It's crazy so to what gets featured 'round here. Don't give up. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:04, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
I think people liked it because it was just everything tom mayfair, you know, Vladimir Lenin, Communism, Drug stores, Chickenboxes, Ice, Skeet... Oh you know. Anyway, Back to the subject, I have 3 decent article ideas of which 3 are a load of crap. But ill tell you any way. The second one is called "Alpacalypse" which is like... an apocalypse with...alpacas... and teh 3rd one has no name, but it's based around Uncyclopedia being a school, and, it compares anything in uncyclopedia to some aspects of a school. So like, Tompkins is the schools pet turtle, The bensonites are a group of fat pasty nerds who follow this black kid who likes to shout everything in the playground, all the admins are teachers, and we make fun of practicly anything and everyhing on uncyclopedia. I know it might be a bit too much in joke based, but, how does it sound?--User:Zerotrousers/sig 21:56, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Sounds great. They might see it as vanity so just have it in your user space until you get it organised. You never know, it could get my Vanity of the Month Award. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 22:00, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Yay. I've got an idea for it, but it'll need your expert html skills to do the designing for the layout.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 05:37, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Qua? --User:Zerotrousers/sig 06:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Or you could base it off of Uncycloversity. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 12:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

But the difference is, Uncycloversity isn't very in joke based. I'm kind of wanting mine to be based around all the notable, semi-notable, and quater notable people in uncyclopedia.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 21:05, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

AAAAA! my sig is acting all horrible and not nice? what should i do with it? please fix it! (while your at it please make it expand like i keep telling it to.)--User:Zerotrousers/sig 03:03, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, braydie already fixed it. ty for listening anyways.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 03:53, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Wait, no he hasn't.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 11:48, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes he has.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 00:42, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
On another note, does your phobia of corn based products relate to your until recently hatred of sir cornbread?--User:Zerotrousers/sig 00:48, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes, I guess I should get rid of that userbox. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:02, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

edit What The Hell?

So after having been gone for awhile, I returned to the site today. I casually checked "what links here" to my userpage, only to find that you inserted my username in several articles for words like gay, loser, fat, mental, etc. What kind of a douchebag are you? I thought this petty kind of bullshit was behind us, but clearly some people are still total assholes no matter how much time you give them. It's nice to know that you've been discretely talking shit about me while I've been gone. Well f*ck you too, Tom. Have a great day. Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 01:28, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh well, I guess that's what happens when you vandalize other people's user pages. Oh and one last thing, I became I'm up for Uncyclopedian Of The Month. I think what I do just might be appreciated... -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 04:46, 12 September 2006 (UTC) SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 09:01, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
And your reign of vandalism is far from over. Be sure to vandalise my adopted user's page. Seems he took a likin' to the Writer of the Month trophy. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:45, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
The only one I found, in an admittedly cursory search, was this. It was done in December, the month of drama. Still, Thomas, bad form. I don't care what your mother says, you're out of the house when you're eighteen. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:55, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Heh, that was sooo last year. I reverted the others for the sake of Cornmuffin's feelin's, so that is why you only see one and he modified some of the others. I figured that I would leave that one for ol' times sake. And I moved out of my mother's house when I was 15 so no need to worry 'bout that. Her husband & I didn't get 'long at all seein' how he liked to vandalise my belongin's & such. It's simple, don't fuck with what is mine & everythin' will be okay. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:59, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah MO, there were a lot more. And lest I remind you again, Tom, removing awards you didnt win is hardly vandalism...a little Deja-vu? Anyway good job changing it. Frankly all UOTM means is that u have WAY too much time on your any case, stop with the childish pissing games, ok? -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:32, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Too much time maybe. It was actually your statement for UotM that got me to turn 'aound so I guess it' you I have to thank. So thank you. I call upon a truce. It's over. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 13:52, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Glad to hear it. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 03:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you most sincerely

For voting for me for WoTM in March. Big Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:39, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth

Network rage I'm Mad As...

Thank you for your vote. And, yes, I'm seeking professional help.

Thanks for the vote, mate. Kenvalyi 01:56, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Questi☭n

Do you have a version of your userpage without all ofthe awards and userboxes? Fou-Lu 02:42, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

- oh yeah in your archive template the link to 4 goes to 2 Fou-Lu 02:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Nope, It's all pretty much original and I haven't fixed the #4 since I have got to that archive yet. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:50, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
can you show me the table code (thats all i really want, as a guideline) Fou-Lu 02:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Wa-hey! Free Food!

Bagels Shalom!
Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno!

מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Ho Ho Ho


Bears relevance to you doesn't it?--User:Zerotrousers/sig 08:14, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Seen this?

RabbiTechno 17:18, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I've seen it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:23, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
I like your version more though :) RabbiTechno 11:21, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Wheres his version?--User:Zerotrousers/sig 23:08, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

edit How bout this?

Image:Chenguin Improved.png --User:Zerotrousers/sig 09:53, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

thanks for making a SuperAliasBox for me Tom The preceding unsigned comment was added by MichaelHax (talk • contribs)

edit Your form letter was really nice, Tom.

I feel like we know each other already. Want to come over to my place for a drink and a dinky dink dink? Capgamer 04:33, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Sounds kinky. Be there in a few minutes. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 04:34, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Excellent. I'll prepare the butter and candles. Capgamer 05:33, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Congratulations Comrade

You've got that "featured article" aura about you....... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Ta.

120px-Olivin Zahnstein Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock. 120px-Olivin Zahnstein
And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 07:39, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

edit I AM Capitalist

In Soviet Russia, I am threatened to be killed by YOU !!! --Someguy 44 21:25, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Capitalism kills YOU!! to be more accurate seein' how your selfishness is your ultimate undoin'. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 22:21, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Cookie storage

Newcookie Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number nine from my free cookie giveaway

edit Help?

I want someone to radically cut the dross from my articles, and add replace it with funny shit.

Can you take a look at my user page and see if anything takes your fancy???

--Dantoller 00:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Question?

How the hell do you get the sickle and hammer in your text. Just wonderin' if you have the tiem to explain to me Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 21:41, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Just a special character. ☭ (I think that's what you're on about, and I'm answering cause he's not around) —Braydie 21:46, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
I know that it is a special character but what is the wiki macro that allows that symbol and/or how do I macro it to my keyboard? Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 04:30, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
That's a damn good question.... Braydie? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 13:25, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Sig

How do get my own sig instead of the default? Thanks --GAMESPOT=666 22:23, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Go here: & create your signature. Then click on your Preference in the top right corner of the screen. In nickname paste this: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:GAMESPOT=666/sig}} then click on the Raw Signature box below that. If I remember correctly then that is it. You can use mine ( ) or anyones sig as a road map. If I'm wrong then ask RC or Spang or ZB or Braydie or just 'bout any one of the administrators.
SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
For some reason I am getting this --{{{{{1}}}}} 02:17, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

edit my welcome

Herro! Thanks for welcoming me to this abomination! Did you do it because my articles are unfunny, or is it just policy to welcome people? Trumad 08:12, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

I did it because I'm just a nice guy is all. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 08:50, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
SUBST:"nice guy"/ "link whore" :P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:59, 26 April 2007 (UTC) I love you really, Mayfair
 :P SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 09:05, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Thnx 4 Ur Vote

Even though I didn't win or even get 2% of the popular vote (like the Socialist Party), I'll still continue to think I'm more powerful than you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:09, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

edit UotM

Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't what this is but it looks like I'm typing on it. Type typedy type type.

edit печенье

Newcookie Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Я выделяю печенье. Надежда Вы оцениваете это. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 23:49, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Your thoughts, comrade?

what are your thoughts on my newest picture inserted into kentuckistan. i made it myself. it's colonel sanders with the hammer and sickle.

It's alright I guess. Could have put a little more effort, but that's just my opinion. Like the Colonel in a Lenin style pose with the Soviet flag or the symbol as a background. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle01:46, 12 May 2007 01:46, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

yeahhh... i'll work on it at home, once i get photoshop.

ONX 16:41, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Hallbug?

Yeah, I don't know what it is either, but if I was nommed, it must be connected somehow to baf fuck insane. Thanks for your vote, I guess... snigger... anyway, cheers and all that. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:57, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

edit DADDY?!

Yes, you can adopt me!

edit Thanks!!

This, plus a 20 gun salute to the good Premiere (where'd the other gun go? no man can say!) --THINKER 18:42, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

edit You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

/me dials The Red Phone..."Thanks for your support, Tom!"--Shandon 05:11, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

edit I've been known to ramble, sometimes

So I go back to the offices for the New York Times, right? And I'm all, "Who's the idiot now, eh?". And they're all, "Sir, we told you before, this is not the New York Times. Place your order or move along, sir.". So I'm all, "Whopper, please.". And they're all, "This is not Burger King, sir.". So I was shocked, right? Shocked that they would make up such terrible lies to avoid hiring me as their Senior Editor of News and Whatnot...a position that they, incidentally, deny having at all. Oh, and thanks for the vote for the Foolitzer Prize. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a Bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:32, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

edit MySpace Game

I didn't i am incorporating all the material from MySpace:The Game to Game:Grue killer because the game seems to be dead you were seeing a page i had made a back up of for MySpace for Grue killer-- Dexter User:Java7837 (contributions) (talk) (diary) 01:18, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Induction

Thank you premier, for my acceptance into this fine institution. I promise to be funny and not stupid and to spell words with "$'s" and a's instead of e's and to have an absolutely outrageous sig. I expect to see you later at my induction ceremony, and afterwards, if I am not blinded in the process. Love, Tha Machine 05:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

edit How

Sorry for prematurely applying for the "Adopt a N00b" program, but how were you able to count all of my edits?

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 22:54, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Go to your user page. In the left column under the search engine it says toolbox. Click on user contributions and it'll show your edits. You can do that on anyone's user page to see how much they have done. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle11:06, 08 June 2007

edit thank you!

Pb 2

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

Thank you for voting for Paul Bunyan, despite the fact that he is a capitalist. Your vote is much appreciated --THE 13:55, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Article on the Philippines

Hi Tom,

I've noticed that you have reverted the article back to the edit by the IP user. This user has been bombarding the article with bad edits that's why i have reverted it back to the one by RabbiTechno.

I wont revert this again to the revert by RabbiTechno since I dont want to violate uncyclopedia rules on reverts, need your word on this first. But please revert it to the one by RabbiTechno since this is the best one.


--Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 18:01, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

  • Whoa that was quick. Thanks again! :-)

--Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 18:05, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

It was my fault. I was lookin' at the wrong history. Sorry for the confusion. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle06:07, 11 June 2007

edit signature

How do you get away with putting an image in your signature that has more than 12 pixels. please reply on my talk page

edit clever

you should make a babel. like the one on my user page for communopedia, cause i think that is pretty clever.

Newcookie User:B0n_b0ns (for having a very clever user page and welcome. you were the person who welcomed me on my old account.) has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

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edit Game

Say, Tom, if you think we could really make a nice game, let's actually try to do it! We can start it in your userspace, and move it into mainspace when it's done. Just link me here on your talk page and get it started, as I'm kinda new to the game thing. This could be the most highly anticipated game since grueslayer! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Danke!

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:01, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Pokemon

Hiya. I was wondering... could you unlock the Pokemon article? All it is is a big copy-paste job with different styles of editing. People in the discussion page have some good ideas, and Pokemon is such a big topic, that when people go to visit it, and see... the same thing over again... it's just not that great. Pretty please? ;) Mightywayne 12:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Done. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:54, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Gesundheit!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:27, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Topic Name

RAHB 06:44, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Indeed -RAHB 21:52, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the support, big fella

Quarter For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:43, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

edit It's done

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:49, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

YAY ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle09:01, 01 July 2007

edit The US Government Salutes You!

Have this, and a 24 gun salute (I think three more will make up for that missing one in my last salute) ;) --THINKER

edit Re. Benson

Thanks for the socks. I will wait later to vote in the competition.--Sir Manforman CUN 12:04, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

Thanks for the vote, Premier! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:26, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

edit You Get A Cookie

For telling me how to put You Tube videos on Uncyclopedia.

Newcookie User:Manforman has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Manforman CUN 22:16, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

Newcookie User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:50, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Merci

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:14, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

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