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edit Here's What I have to say
A sense of humor is different for everyone. Critics that modify a persons work lacks humor. Critics are virgins that live off HotPockets in their mother's basement. They pay for their stay buy fucking their mothers on demand. They are also known as vandals. You know, the people that edit your page to say that this or that was not necessary. .... what was that??...... dude your mom wants you.
- Wow... Dude... Seriously... Calm down... I'm not sure they have "hotpockets" in the UK...
- And besides that, might I advise you to actually read the beginner's guide. I replied to your message on my talk page (which you would have known is customary if you had already read the beginner's guide). We mean you no harm. In fact, we weren't given sysops-status for our harm-meaning abilities. We're here to help you. Hence the welcome message... I understand that you don't agree with it fully, but we've got to set some guidelines, I'm sure you'll agree. --⇔ 18:37, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
edit Hello thar
Might I be so bold as to ask you to perhaps cool it with the attitude on some of the voting pages? I'm not picking sides or anything, but you seem to be targetting one certain user and take it from me, it makes you look worse. --⇔ 14:17, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
edit Took me long enough?
Hi there, Tom. So, it seems that during my less active period, you've been performing some not so flattering (to me) edits. Though I suppose some of them are understandable and pretty much neutral-sentimented, most of them seem to be meant to ridicule me. I went over some of our interactions, and couldn't find a clear reason for these "hidden links". So, I guess I'm asking you why. What started this? ~ ⇔21:03, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
- I was just picking on you. I have nothing against you. You were the first one on here to ever really talk to me so I sort of consider you a friend(target). It's not of ill will. That's just my sense of humor. I can change the template if the wording offends you. Don't take it personally. I'm trying to think of something really good for Sir Cornbread. If you got any ideas throw them past me. At my job we pick on each other almost 80% of the time & if we didn't pick on you it means we either don't know you or don't like you. It's all in good spirit. Take care.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 00:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)