Howdy Howdy Howdy.
- And hello to you, too. --
I see by your
contribs that you are really ancient, but have been absent for longer than I have been present; about which I can only say that I hope prison taught you a lesson. Your contributions have been some of the day's funnier. Regarding "new factoids," though, keep in mind that our business is producing pages that hang together, so don't pursue free-association without occasionally returning to the page's overall theme. Long lists are currently more out of favor than they used to be in "your day," mostly because they convince Mr. I.P. Anon that he has something to add (that is, yet another list item), then we have a mess to clean up in the morning. Happy editing!
By the way, something's effect may effect a change, which may affect other things.23:46 25-Mar-13
I'm glad you found my contribution funny -- yes, prison certainly whipped me into shape. Thank you for the tips and for fixing the grammar issue, for which I apparently need a shock collar (at least today). Have a good one! --Timthe3nchanter (talk) 00:01, March 26, 2013 (UTC)
You ask on your user page why this article is gone...but I can find no evidence that it ever existed.01:08 26-Mar-13
Luckily, I wasn't asking it in seriousness, but I'm glad you pointed that out because it clearly doesn't read the way I intended it, and according to my contribs page, it never existed, sooo... I must have been planning to write it at one time and never got 'round to it, and thank God I never did. Then I included it in the new edit because I saw it in the old.
Please don't correct grammar in other users' spaces. It is thankless, and endless.10:41 28-Mar-13
Ooh! Since it dealt with tips on writing for Uncyclopedia, it slipped my mind that it was another user's page--how rude of me. I'll be more careful, then.--Timthe3nchanter (talk) 00:54, March 29, 2013 (UTC)
I am not an official adopter, but I am watching over you (in the sense of reviewing a lot of changes and biting my fingernails). No, just kidding. Actually, last night's Undictionary entry struck me as at least an article whose name no one will ever type, and at worst an example of Typing Under the Influence. Whereas Xamralco has withdrawn from this website and is unlikely to adopt you. It seems you know what you are doing on the Did-You-Know suggestions and it would not land us in court if you became the editor of that corner of the main page. However, the main page is not mine. If you are interested in this assignment, I'll ask on your behalf.17:02 2-Apr-13
- Thank you, I would be interested in the assignment for sure, especially since I don't currently have the time to birth a full-fledged article (out of curiosity, what do you think of the starter material in my WiPs subpage?) but I still would like something to do. Thanks!
- As for "thin titmouse", all I can say is that it was outrageously funny at one in the morning...unfortunately, it's pretty disjoint. Oh well; perhaps I or someone else will save it. Timthe3nchanter (talk) 19:36, April 2, 2013 (UTC)
Administrator Romartus is your man and I have put in a recommendation for you at the position (though you may of course also introduce yourself). The job is an ideal match as all it requires is periodic rotation with new material. 22:55 2-Apr-13
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