User talk:Timthe3nchanter

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Howdy Howdy Howdy.

And hello to you, too. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
And hello to you, three -- Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 22:42 29, September 2014

edit Welcome back

I see by your contribs that you are really ancient, but have been absent for longer than I have been present; about which I can only say that I hope prison taught you a lesson. Your contributions have been some of the day's funnier. Regarding "new factoids," though, keep in mind that our business is producing pages that hang together, so don't pursue free-association without occasionally returning to the page's overall theme. Long lists are currently more out of favor than they used to be in "your day," mostly because they convince Mr. I.P. Anon that he has something to add (that is, yet another list item), then we have a mess to clean up in the morning. Happy editing!

By the way, something's effect may effect a change, which may affect other things. Spıke ¬ 23:46 25-Mar-13

I'm glad you found my contribution funny -- yes, prison certainly whipped me into shape. Thank you for the tips and for fixing the grammar issue, for which I apparently need a shock collar (at least today). Have a good one! --Timthe3nchanter (talk) 00:01, March 26, 2013 (UTC)

edit Media Violence

You ask on your user page why this article is gone...but I can find no evidence that it ever existed. Spıke ¬ 01:08 26-Mar-13

Luckily, I wasn't asking it in seriousness, but I'm glad you pointed that out because it clearly doesn't read the way I intended it, and according to my contribs page, it never existed, sooo... I must have been planning to write it at one time and never got 'round to it, and thank God I never did. Then I included it in the new edit because I saw it in the old.

But I digress. --Timthe3nchanter (talk) 01:17, March 26, 2013 (UTC)

edit Grammar bis

Please don't correct grammar in other users' spaces. It is thankless, and endless. Spıke ¬ 10:41 28-Mar-13

Ooh! Since it dealt with tips on writing for Uncyclopedia, it slipped my mind that it was another user's page--how rude of me. I'll be more careful, then.--Timthe3nchanter (talk) 00:54, March 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Adoption

I am not an official adopter, but I am watching over you (in the sense of reviewing a lot of changes and biting my fingernails). No, just kidding. Actually, last night's Undictionary entry struck me as at least an article whose name no one will ever type, and at worst an example of Typing Under the Influence. Whereas Xamralco has withdrawn from this website and is unlikely to adopt you. It seems you know what you are doing on the Did-You-Know suggestions and it would not land us in court if you became the editor of that corner of the main page. However, the main page is not mine. If you are interested in this assignment, I'll ask on your behalf. Spıke ¬ 17:02 2-Apr-13

Thank you, I would be interested in the assignment for sure, especially since I don't currently have the time to birth a full-fledged article (out of curiosity, what do you think of the starter material in my WiPs subpage?) but I still would like something to do. Thanks!
As for "thin titmouse", all I can say is that it was outrageously funny at one in the morning...unfortunately, it's pretty disjoint. Oh well; perhaps I or someone else will save it. Timthe3nchanter (talk) 19:36, April 2, 2013 (UTC)

Administrator Romartus is your man and I have put in a recommendation for you at the position (though you may of course also introduce yourself). The job is an ideal match as all it requires is periodic rotation with new material. Spıke ¬ 22:55 2-Apr-13

Thanks for putting in a good word.--Timthe3nchanter (talk) 01:29, April 4, 2013 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 15:40, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Express Delivery...is not available today (just normal delivery)

Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 22:42 29, September 2014

edit This UnSignpost may be unsuitable for some viewers!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:38, May 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost has arrived...Quick hide!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:23, May 18, 2013 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost hath cometh

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, May 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Summer's here! And so is the post

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotYSir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:10, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Recent news from old newspapers

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:00, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit If you don't know where to find the news

Happy reading! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:49, July 5, 2013 (UTC)

edit PLS edition of UnSignpost with extra poo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:20, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Sorry for the USP

I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at UnSignpost/20130810. Thank you for your patience! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:00, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

edit It is back!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:38, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:18, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSygnposte Delieverie

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edit UnSignpost - Reporting from the Belgian Congo

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edit When a single post can become a source for drama, a newspaper becomes a deadly weapon

Have fun reading it!

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edit Constantly changing and not evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost

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edit Who said 'late'?

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:26, December 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit The last UnSignpost of the year

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:15, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit The first UnSignpost of the year

That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you! Have a nice time reading it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:59, February 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost is back from holiday

We have not forgotten about you (yet)! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:04, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

edit Have you forgotten about the UnSignpost's anniversary?

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:35, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Ruddy Hell...it's Harry and the UnSignpost!

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