User talk:Theusedgoth

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

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Hello, Theusedgoth, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

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If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

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edit Restrictions

In light of your recent recreation of an inane article, and more importantly, your repeated uploads of either duplicate, tasteless, or completely pointless images, and your apparent incapability to use them in a funny and not just stupid manner, I have added you to UN:OFFICE. You may view your restrictions and the penalties that accompany them here. I hope that you will be able to learn from this incident so we don't have to go through this unpleasantness again. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 08:10, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

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