User talk:Thetinydick

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Oh Dear...

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Thetinydick, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

Scotty and the bloody knife
Writing funny articles
Understanding Uncyclopedia: About usBeginner's GuideHow to editOur projectsGetting ideasHelp menu
Understanding Funny: How To Be Funny And Not Just StupidFunny and not just stupid imagesChoosing words creatively
What to avoid: VandalismCyberbullyingWriting about yourself or your palsDramaOveruse of initial quotationsOveruse of lists
What people have asked for: ArticlesPictures
Additional help: Get spelling/grammar helpFind or become a co-authorHow to write an UnNewsAsk an AdminGet feedback on your work

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please write to me at the bottom of my talk page (by clicking on my signature below) or to an Admin on their talk page. Alternatively, you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! Spıke Ѧ 18:18 8-Sep-13

edit Your first edits

I have deleted two unsigned Forums you created. One had no content and the other was an obscene, racist rant. Your other contributions lead me to believe that you are not here to help us write funny imitations of encyclopedia articles but to find strangers who will pay attention to you and let you act out. Not for 24 hours--during which time you ought to read our guide to writing comedy, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, also the other introductory documents set out above. Spıke Ѧ 18:18 8-Sep-13

edit VFH

Just an advice: please, use Uncyclopedia:VFH/summary, rather than "all nominations" in order to find VFH entries. Because "all nominations" shows you all the entries that have already been featured, so voting for or against one of them does not have much effect. Anton (talk) 19:30, September 8, 2013 (UTC)

I know. It was not helpful to edit on the "All nominations" page, as that was current nominations that were already completed voting. And this user's forum edits were not good at all, and I would not put something offending like racism. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:18, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
I undid the vote, as that vote was closed and the article did go to the main page; I deleted the two junk Forums and gave Dick the day off to read about what we do here and how he might help. Spıke Ѧ 20:22 8-Sep-13

edit VFH again

Please, check the "VFH summary" and not "All nominations". You still vote for (and against) something, even though the voting is finished. Or, if it is too hard for you to remember that, if the vote is closed, there is a special template that tells you that the nom was either successful (featured), or not (failed). Anton (talk) 16:26, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

I am tired of undoing your edits to the closed nominations. Please, look carefully! You have voted for Forum:Article huffing, HowTo:Seize Power and Onan and that was fine. On the contrary, UnScripts was closed, as well as several HowTos. Anton (talk) 19:22, September 13, 2013 (UTC)
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