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edit Happy Hanukkah

edit Greetings, Froggy

(Well there are two words I never thought I'd use in succession) I realise we haven't really been seeing eye-to-eye recently. As you know our mutual friend the charming Dr. Skullthumper lately blocked me for a year. I have raised my objections on his page but alas they have fallen on deaf ears. I realise I can be a bit melodramatic and sometimes even quite offensive but I give you my word that if somebody unblocks me then I will behave myself in future. --86.162.196.63 19:56, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

What did you do, anyway? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:58, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Your guess is as good as mine Froggy. --86.162.196.63 01:26, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
This User an his IP socks have caused quite a bit of drama...--Sycamore (Talk) 20:01, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for the subtle hints to a situation that really could have used a straight answer. Now do one of you mind answering my question? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:06, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
IRC?--Sycamore (Talk) 20:12, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Busy. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:38, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 27th November2008

MrN9001 21:16, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Message from IRC

Hey, there, TKF! I just wanted to let you know I think a seven-month ban is a bit excessive. I know I'm useless on Uncyc, but does that really warrant a ban more than half a year long? Does uselessness warrant a ban at all? Anywho, I'm not completely useless - I delivered the Unsignpost on 2 Oct, if that counts for anything :\ -RT

Faithfully delivered by Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING. Please don't hurt me.
Go write an article. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:45, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm on it -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:55, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Uh dude, what are you up to?

Maybe I'm missing a piece of the puzzle here, so please fill me in. Huffing Spang's userpage? Moving a forum topic to Forum talk and then using the excuse that "it's in an inappropriate namespace" to delete it? A seven month ban for Regret Tenenbaum (and for what, incidentally? His edit history looks normal to me)? So yeah, what am I missing here, because none of this looks like appropriate admin behaviour to me. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:28, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

What's with all the admin drama lately? :P 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 20:50, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
I've got a bit of a vendetta against pointless forum threads such as Count to a Million and Last Edit Wins, especially against the latter. They contribute nothing and are nothing more than a grand distraction from actually writing articles and contributing to the quality of this site. If anything, those topics are turning the uncyclopedia community from a somewhat dignified group of writers to a slew of jackdaws whose latest innovation is writing "2438" in a funny way. I've nothing against Regret himself, but he's one of the anti-contributors, and the ban was just a message, if anything. He shouldn't be wasting his time on a gimmick forum topic, he should be writing articles. None of us should be wasting our time on these forum topics, but they're there, so we do.
I tried to delete it, but Spang did some hijinks (that I suspect aren't entirely within his own powers, either) to make any protective or deletive measure done against Last Edit happen instead to my page. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Well maybe you do think this -- and I see your point but this isn't a writing factory, people need some down time too. And as for your term "anti-contributors" he's not spending his time vandalising so that's just plain wrong. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 22:45 1 December 2008
If you need some down time, join an actual internet forum. BHOP is good for shits and giggles, but you could at least do something creative like Modus, DrS, or that guy who did that inhaler joke thing instead of ticking off numbers. Last I checked, Uncyclopedia is a "writing factory." People come to Uncyc to read the articles, and I've noticed that since Spang's created his two colossal timewasters, article quality and quantity has decreased greatly. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:49, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Oh, and voting too. People don't vote anymore either. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:51, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)

MrN9001 19:14, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Warble. Warble warble warble.


What did I do now? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:17, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Why did you delete that thing that one time?

Outrage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 11th December

MrN9001 21:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Narrative Conflict

I made the page and someone added a picture to it. I don't really get the picture or how it's suppose to be funny. Maybe I'm just stupid?

edit A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:31, Dec 21

edit Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:45 Dec 21

edit Tis' The Season

edit Template:Crap

I know you hate this template because you speedied it. However I was using it on my userpage and I would love the Template to be brought back there. I am ethier wanting it to be placed at User:Sawblade5/Crap or have it Subst onto my page. I really want that template back in one way or another. The Subst funtion would keep it from being transcluded on Mainspace pages while I will be keep it on my userpage. Thank You! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:59, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank You for the Subst. It looks good again. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:46, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Treat

Candycane Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
Eat it! NOW!!

edit Here's Your Christmas Tree

--The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:53, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Did I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence! really deserve a perma-ban?

Granted, he did make some stupid and pompous statement in the forums, but he did keep his nonsense in the proper areas, and it was quite amusing. Also, he did do a good a bit of voting on VFD. Maybe a ban of a couple days could have gotten the point across, without the risk of making him leave the wiki forever, and/or coming back as an annoying vandal. Most noobs don't know that a permaban is a "ban until its worked out on IRC chat", and think it really is a ban for infinity. --Mnbvcxz 19:35, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:06, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:37, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Uh... what?

What's up with that comment you left on my talk page? Did I fuck up at something? Were you smoking something at the time of said comment? Your user-signature-thing is kinda confusing, I accidentally asked some pirate guy this until I read my email notification.

You're confusin' me, meng. 03:39, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Deleting Boobs?

For some reason, I can't see the VFD discussion for that. Maybe you accidentally deleted the wrong page or something. --Mnbvcxz 08:15, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

edit ISS' ALL GOOD.

It's okay, man. x_x Your orange font wasn't showing up against my orange talk page so I was getting suspicious about something. I highlighted my talk page after the second message and saw it. I should really change my big, bright talk page. 12:39, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Wait. I just realized something. I made your font orange with a coding fuckup. Blame it all on me. D;

edit BOOBS!

Why? :( Why would you delete one of the best articles on here? As you say in your page: "Most people know me as "That Guy" or "not funny"".. well the deletion of boobs really was "not funny" :(

TKF, there is no VFD record of Boobs, there wasn't even a VFD tag on it prior to deletion. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:13, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Someone redirected Awesomeness, which was up for deletion, to Boobs, and I didn't notice because I was tired or something. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:34, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Drugs are bad m`kay? Shall I restore? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:36, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
S'already been restored... unless I accidentally deleted it again. Which I did. And just restored again. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:40, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

edit More Stupid Templates

I went thru the Category:Maintenance templates and made a the ones that I think probably should be deleted here, organized by how bad they are (worst ones on top.) Since you're the most active admin on VFD, I thought you might want to look at that list. Also, Hyperbole made of another list of stupid (mostly advisory) templates here.--Mnbvcxz 05:14, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Sorry on barging in TKF - Mnbvcxz, the issue was discussed numerous times in the past - and the bottom line is always the same - no private hit lists. You'd like to post these on VFD, that's your right and privilege, but these will not be deleted just because a single user believe they are not funny. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:51, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Its not a "hit-list", its a VFD nomination list. I wasn't trying to get around the VFD process, I just wanted a second opinion on these before I nominated them. Some are probably delete worthy, others are questionable, and a few should probably be moved to a "joke template" category. --Mnbvcxz 17:15, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
So why not just nominate whatever you think is fit for VFD? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:16, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm getting to it. --Mnbvcxz 17:34, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Seriously man

What's up with you? You could have just dropped me a line and we could have agreed on it? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:41, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

It's nothing... just problems in real life becoming trouble on the internet. The crap template is a sensitive outlet for my e-rage, and it was there, and, uh, I dunno. Perhaps I've developed some sort of vendetta against it out of habit, as you or PP have developed an annoyance against people like me deleting it. Or perhaps it's not out of habit. Perhaps I want to delete it because I see it as an allegory to the current state of Uncyclopedia: too much crap, but with so many people not caring or doing anything, there isn't anything I can do to triumph over its white knights.
I suppose my pessimism in real life could be seeping into my pessimism for Uncyclopedia, blowing this scenario out of proportion and making everything seem worse off than it is, but I don't think this is it. I am genuinely afraid for Uncyclopedia. Each progressive year, we get fewer and fewer actual contributing members, be they writers or voters or even those useless slackers who do nothing but post in the forum or edit their userpage (though we've been getting more of the latter and fewer of the former). Normally I'd go bitch in IRC to get it out of my system, but I am loathe to even go in there anymore given its current cast of brainless regulars.
This is not bitching, this is not whining, this is worrying. Stagnation is a serious threat to Uncyclopedia and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Very few people are actually voting based on time-relevance anymore: hell, apart from you and PP crusading for Crap based on precedence, have you seen who's winning Writer of the Year? I would have no problem with MO winning for 2007, but he's done jack shit compared to Cajek or Cap'n Ben this year, both of whom stand no chance of beating him but have acted like writing juggernauts this year. I would go so far to say that Cajek and the Cap'n have kept VFH afloat through all of 2008. However, MO's best feature this year was written in 2007. Whaddayaknow.
Oh, and this doesn't even touch upon the subject of sockpuppet proliferation. But that's a subject that I don't know the full 100% on, so I won't preach about it.
So yeah, things got a little out of hand on VFD, but it was just a buildup from all of the festering ajida expressed in the rant above. But hey, I'm just one admin, and I can't control the way people think or vote or contribute. But while I'm here I might as well try to get my own way just once. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:01, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
I think you know that you got it your way many more times than once, and you are one of the more influencing admins around here. I am sorry about trouble in life, and I do share many of the worries you described. Not all though. That is why I'm trying to move people away from creating deletion lists and going around removing stuff without writing. Deleting rather than creating. You know? Like BHOP is your personal vendetta, excessive maintenance is mine. I am sorry about this whole debacle, there are some people I like tackling (like Cajek, he's all squishy) but you are not one of them.

p.s. - that thing we discussed over email, I checked it and it's false alarm. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:10, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

I understand, but there are several things inhibiting quality writing, or writing in general. One of them is obsession over deletion, but another is obsession over useless junk, such as usergroups or purposeless forums. I despise Template:Crap because it encourages people to write poorly. If you write a bad article, oh well, just slap this excuse of a template on it. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:18, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
I think that anyone that use this template seriously will his piece deleted sooner rather than later. BTW, I think that generally speaking the whole usergroup thingy slowed down quite a bit in the last few months. The only thing remains is the BHOP which is bigger than us. He is a demigod, after all. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:37, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:36, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Fat the Whuck?

How was I "under suspicion of...vote manipulation"?--J-Shea 05:16, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

edit On Spike Lee

First of all: Who? There are so many other to choose from, Like Barack or McCain, or Bush even. Why Spike Lee? Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:37, Feb 3

Why not? Spike Lee is the shit. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:43, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Eh, whatever. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:06, Feb 5

edit UnSignpost 5th February 2009

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edit UnSignpost 12th February 2009

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edit Thankies

Elevator-Fun Going Down?

Necropaxx would like to thank you profusely for reading his article and actually liking it enough to vote For.

The picture on the right is exactly what you wouldn't see in an elevator. Sorry. :(

Your sig is ridiculous, btw. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:28, Feb 12

Thanks! I'm unsure if it's long enough to automatically cause a line break yet... hold on.

--Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:07, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Nah, not yet, but I'm getting there! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:07, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

edit The Jams

I don't get it. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:36, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kick_Out_the_Jams --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:40, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
I get it! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:47, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

edit You deleted Forum:Template usage

Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!?!? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:09, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Um, yes, its ICU tag was just meant as an example of how that fucking ugly template looks like. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:10, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Hello? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:10, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
You've got one week to improve the article, or it goes under again. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:52, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
You're hilarious. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:56, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, you can now ban me for messing with MrN9000's post. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:05, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th February2009

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edit Well

JimCorr I'm a juggernaut time king

ok --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:11, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 26th February 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:31, Feb 26

edit VFS

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage within Uncyclopedia's borders if Zionist domination is eventually established.

Rabbi Techno

edit Thanks for looking out for my userpage

Newcookie Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:15, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

edit The Hatin'

Actually, I don't know what your issue with me is. My first experience with you came with your insulting comments on my NOTM nomination. I think that any reasonable person would be insulted by what you said and I'm the type of person that will return such unsolicited insults. My behavior is understandable......and yours?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:39, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

That's priceless coming from you--Sycamore (Talk) 18:41, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Back to this then? I was pretty clear that you have an authoritarian manner which I found upsetting. Within 24 hours of my VFH induced outburst at you, what happened? You were going nuts on an award page.......welcome to the club.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:49, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5th March 09

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edit PING!

Hi, just wanted to remind you that our current Colonization, Jew, is still going. While things may be looking a bit slow right now, all it takes are a few good Colonizers to breathe some life into it again. Sure, it's going to take some work, but that's what IC is all about! Come on down and give us a hand, won't you?

Much love,
Sir SysRq (talk) 23:15, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 12th March 09

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edit NOTM

I see we changed the rules, did we? Must be nice to be an admin. Was that change put to a vote somewhere? If you can do that, I would like some other rules around here changed as well... ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:21, 16 March 2009

edit In Gratitude

edit UnSignpost 19th March

MnbvcxzBot 05:37, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

edit PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognisant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognisant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! –—Hv (talk) 24/03 20:35

edit UnSignpost 26th March 09

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edit Grue Vs. Chuck Norris

I started the article less than 2 minutes ago. I just got out to check the quoting template. This is my first article, come on.

--User:Arcai

edit That damn IP didn't even take my advice!

The ass! By the way, have you been working out? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:15, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

edit March Foolitzer Prize

(With especial thanks for withdrawing your vote, thus allowing NotAGoodUserName and myself to share the prize, which is obviously A Good Thing).

edit UnSignpost 2nd April 09

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edit For your vote...

Potatostab
The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:07, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009

Hand-delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:25, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

edit That thing that never existed.

Did you remember to archive it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:30, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Nuh, I ain't good with that archiving stuff. It was an unoriginal nomination and only existed for a few scarce moments, anyway, but if you feel compelled that every minutia demands an archive... --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:37, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, at least that way the next time it's nom'd we'll have a quick link to where it came from. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:25, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

edit WTF?

Why isn't Uncyclopedia:VFH/Great Britain showing up on the VFH page or the overview? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:52, 11 Apr

I blame it on those tiny little gnomes in the intertubes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:56, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
It seems they started running again. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:06, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

edit The Comment You Made on the Great Britain Edit History Page

You said "Wow, really, go give us a 9 on the pee review without pointing out this bloody horrendous grammar error." You also insinuated something similar on the Pee Review page after I reviewed it. This seems odd, because you're the one who fucking nominated it for highlight to begin with--something you did well before I reviewed it. Maybe you should have fucking proofread the article you thought was so fucking great before putting it up on VFH. Especially if said grammatical errors were so fucking grevious as to warrant not one, but two saracastic remarks.

I mean, hell, the only reason I pee'd the damn thing after it was nom'd is because a) I made a template promising I would and b) it's really annoying when there are articles that get put on Pee Review, and then get nominated, voted on, and featured without getting so much as a touch in Pee (as per my MGS2 article). It clogs up the Pee queue, and is just generally annoying. So yeah.

I did read (and did not skim) the Great Britain page. I voted for it in VFH, after all. If my long-after-the-fact Pee Review that I did only to get the page out of the queue isn't quite up to your standards of...whatever, then I'm sorry. I mean, it wasn't even a serious Pee Review. My comment for "images" was "Rocket launcher sheep!", for fuck's sake.

In short, spare me your snide fucking bullshit, I get enough of that in real life as it is.

P.S. I don't like your sig, it's too busy. It also (probably by accident) spells out "CunT," which is somewhat fitting, I think.

P.P.S While I'm at it, your username is gay.

P.P.P.S I also think it's sort of funny that you deride someone's semicolon usage, and then miss the apostrophe in "Don't" like three times in the edit comment section.

P.P.P.P.S. Balls.

Sir Guildensternenstein 23:18, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Huh? I really didn't expect something like this from you, Guildensternenstein. I don't think the stuff TKF said was meant to be offensive or anything. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:23, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
And while I'm here anyway, I'm rather certain the "CunT" thing is intentional. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:26, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
Aw shucks Guildenstern. Let me clarify a few things piece by piece:
  • I'm a very sarcastic fella. 80 percent of my body mass is water and 60 percent of my personality is irony, so take anything "snide" or "bullshitty" that I say with a heap of salt (especially when I use gratuitous capital letters, like in my I-thought-they-were-blatantly-fake edit comments).
  • I suppose I was a little miffed that you didn't see the grammatical errors, but I didn't see them in the first run-through either. When I went through the article a second time and noticed the errors, it was already after you had reviewed the article and gave the grammar a stellar score, leading to miffing and gratuitous trolling. For both reactions, I apologize, but for future reference, please try not to take the internet too seriously.
  • I didn't apostrophe my "don't"s because it's the edit comment box. Seriously, if you insist on using perfect grammar there, you're off your rocker. Also, I'm a troll, and I "overreacted" in the comments box because I thought everyone on this comedy site had the prior knowledge that in comedy, people don't always mean what they say.
  • To the guy who was making the mistakes in the first place: Read up a little on semicolon use. I'm not really mad at you and you're not really retarded, but those were really egregious errors.
  • My sig is busy on purpose, as is the CunT. I'm only a few awards away from beating Zombiebaron's sig length, I think. Maybe I should re-register just to win NotM, seems like all the cool kids are doing that nowadays anyway.
  • I don't hate you. I just dislike those pee review templates. There are few things on this site that I really dislike, but those are one of them. If you want to know why you could ask, but I don't feel like writing a dissertation at the moment, so I'll spare the details.
  • My username was first used in 2004, and is based off the name of the website [2], which I went on way back then and found pretty funny. Yeah, its origins are stupid (not gay, you bloody homophobe). This is the last iteration of TKF, though; for all websites I've signed up for since Uncyclopedia, I've gone by a different name.
  • Ho-ho beri beri!
Hope that clears things up. Also, did you get your name from Shakespeare/Stoppard or that video game? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:46, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
I don't hate you either, I just misunderstood your sarcasm. I myself am very sarcastic (as evidenced by everything in the P.S. sections, none of which I actually mean) as well as something of a troll, and yeah. For the record, I don't think your username is gay. My username is actually something of a combination of both, although I guess more the videogame, but in the context of a really random and complicated in-joke with one of my friends that I'm not going to take the time to explain because it would bore you to tears. And yeah, that's basically it. —Sir Guildensternenstein 03:12, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, and sorry, I guess. *kid 'I'm sorry' look* —Sir Guildensternenstein 03:16, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, and if you made your sig say "The Killer Froggy" instead of "TFK" it would lengthen it out a bit, as you're going for the gregariously large sig approach. —Sir Guildensternenstein 03:18, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

It may be possible; that I don't; know how to use semicolons; properly. I suspected; as much when; I wrote those sections; but as I edit from work; I don't really have the time to relearn punctuation rules; that I originally skimmed through in elemantary school; 20 odd years ago. I was sort of counting on; a decent pee review to help point out any errors; before it got nommed for VFH. In conclusion, I'm retarded. And yes I realize that this is a humor site on the internets so no, I don't take it too seriously. That doesn't mean I appreciate being called a retard multiple times. But I still love you. Friends? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:31, 14 Apr

edit UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:01, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 23rd April 09

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edit Please Go Here

And tell your friends--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:27, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:35, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

edit You didn't think you'd get away with that Italian comment, did you?

Scarface-

Now... A what are we gonna do about this little... a... disagreement? How's say you don't a mess with the true a gangsters, capeesh?

SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
Yes, I don't mess with the real gangsters. The Cubans. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:54, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Al Pacino is an Italian.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:08, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Al Pacino is also an actor. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:50, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Who plays a badass gangster. Would you prefer I put a picture of Al Capone?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 11:05, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

edit The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:55, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Teenager

Hey, someone added a link to this article in the sectional template {{Race}}. You mind adding it to the bottom of your article since it's on lockdown? Or not, just asking.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:24, 10 May 2009

edit Because

Of this? Spang talk 13:09, 13 May 2009

Oh I see. See the section below this one? It's a random username generator, and your name came up there when I was on the page. My bad. Spang talk 13:15, 13 May 2009
Understood, though my point still stands. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:32, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Cold as ice. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:32, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 14th

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:00, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 21st

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:35, 23 May Dictated; not read.

You're a Flight Of The Conchords fan too? o/ -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:35, 23 May

I'd love to help, but I am disinclined to given how I'm not a fan of the concept. And yes I am! I saw them at Radio City Music Hall a few weeks ago. 'Twas the shining moment of my life thus far. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:55, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delievered by Saberwolf116 01:58, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

edit An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:08, 6 Jun

Also, thanks for the vote. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:13, 6 Jun

edit Hey

I was wondering why you reverted me on Great Britain. I was just getting rid of a redlink added to the intro by an IP. Saberwolf116 01:17, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Because you assumed it was bad because of the words "Redlink" and "IP." Redlinks are not bad, they motivate people to create new articles, and we should turn them into blue links instead of simply removing them (unless they are blatantly misplaced or irrational links, which Wallace and Gromit was not). --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:11, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Feck you

Also hi! Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:27, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:42, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit You probably hate me more than most things in this world right now

Comment here. But FWIW, it'll probably get featured this time anyway, despite my actions, and I wouldn't argue if it did - this is just about doing certain things the right way. Sorry if that puts us at loggerheads, because I'd rather it didn't - I always saw you as one of the good guys. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:28, Jun 25

edit  ?

Why? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:15 June 25 '09

Oh, sorry, I misunderstood the whole thing. I thought it was you who rigged the votes. What ever. I'm terribly sorry. Now, do I get a nice ban for fingerpointing, which is blatantly against rule #107?
PS. the hatred is mutual :)
Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:43 June 25 '09

edit Exactly the same, eh?

So, mister MAN, what's the formula for a Cajek article?   Le Cejak <17:35 Jun 26, 2009>

  1. Take somewhat mundane topic
  2. Add first or second person narrator
  3. Make narrator wacky/unreliable or add "pizzazz" to the mundane topic (for instance, with your latest one, you make the disease wacky)
  4. Include heavy repetition in pictures/headers
  5. Everything gets craaaaaazy at the end!
Of course, the results are usually hilarious, but it does get dull after a while (thirty features, to be exact) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:28, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
hehe, yeah you're right   Le Cejak <0:36 Jun 27, 2009>

edit Chin up

I know it hurts now, but we've got to keep our spirits high. One day, somehow, Filial Piety will have it's day in the sun. Saberwolf116 03:46, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Special:Log/delete

Whatever game we're playing here, I'm pretty sure you just won. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:29, Jun 30

If only we could feature that in some way... --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:43, Jun 30

edit OMG FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!

I like that show! Anyway, can you delete something please? It's a broken redirect. This one I mean. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 08:28, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:28 30 June 2009

edit TYATU

Hello, TKF. Two questions:

1. Why was TYATU deleted?

2. Could you please restore it to my userspace, or something?

Thanks,

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 05:39, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah, just saw one of the edit logs, and some other stuff. Well, that answers question 1. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 05:40, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
It's a helluvalotta pages, but I'm ready and willing to do it. If there were some specific parts you'd definitely want restored or any specific ones you don't (past season 1, I'll definitely do that), then let me know. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:12, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Well, I don't want the Talk Show, and you can throw out season 4 as well. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 16:32, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

edit I Will Bite Your Torso And Give You A Disease

I saw this on your userpage. It indicates three things:

  1. You realize how awesome Aqua Teen Hunger Force is.
  2. You realize how awesome Mastodon is for doing that song.
  3. You realize how inherently awesome that phrase is.

Awesome. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:33, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Why torso? I mean from my research a zombiologist theres a near 100% certainty you will not be bitten on the torso.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:33 1 July 2009

edit Moving TYATU stuff

I've seen admins moving pages while suppressing the redirect. I'm not sure how that's done but I figure I should tell you, as it'll be a lot less work intensive. Sorry for butting in like this, I'm just trying to help out. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:20, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I know, but that requires unchecking the box every time. It disrupts the flow; I work better when it's just one page after another. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:37, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Ah, okay. Though maybe the unchecking of that box can be done automatically in preferences somewhere. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:55, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

You know what you did. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:56, 2 Jul

edit Super secret editing

Content wasn't " ". It was a long and involved forum with some fairly weighty conversational type thingy in the watchamacallit and the doohickey with the hurrah the king has come isn't there a better way to do your washing how many trees have to fall in the forest before I make a noise kris kros used to wear their pants backwards as it was easier for the record company execs to plumb their greatest assets is a daddy mac just a mackintosh that's grown up and had kids so does that make kris kros the original iPod?

Whyfor the huffing monsignor? Pup

Let him kill it; i'm done with it anyhow. It lasted longer than a lot of forum topics, and I was getting a bit sick of reverting him and Leddy. Just let it rest in peace. Saberwolf116 21:42, 2 July 2009 (UTC)


edit UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:43, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

edit hey

You should not have blocked me. --Docile hippopotamus 00:47, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh I do say sir, hurrah. A hit, a very palpable hit. Why, if I had a whit of a wit with which you outwitted the wits, I'd wet my wit whistle wherever the witticism whim went, wot. Pup
Wot he said. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:35, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Froggy Goes A-Courtin' subpage

Did you want UnScripts:Froggy Goes A-Courtin'/2 deleted too? MadMax 16:55, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh man, I forgot that I even made that :x of course I'd like that deleted! Thanks for reminding me, Max. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:14, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Before Things Go Any Further

I find it regrettable that you and I are bickering yet again, and I mean no disrespect (I never do), but when either I or my work is attacked in an extremely belligerent and sarcastic manner, I will react; surely you can understand this.

After reading your article, I can see that you and I are of a like mind when it comes to things like this. Should my article fail at VFH, would you mind giving me some advice (be it in Pee or elsewhere) so I can fix it up and hopefully improve it so it can get featured? If the answer is yes, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Anyway, I don't mean to offend or insult or anything, and I have no problems with either you or your work. However, I will not tolerate belligerence and insults, whether it comes from you or elsewhere, so know that. Hopefully we can amend. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:40, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

(A reaction of some sort would be nice. Thanks.) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:50, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
(Back atcha) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:26, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Ah, sorry, I haven't checked that in about a month, if you couldn't tell. My bad. Anyway, all your questions there have been answered. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:28, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Now, an explanation/response from you at some point without a gratuitous amount of dickery would be nice. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:11, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
I feel like if you sort through my "gratuitous dickery," all the criticism and advice is still there in my complaints. I never once personally attacked you; all my comments pertained to the article itself not being up to par. As someone else, I think Under User, said more concisely, the article's concept is obvious. There are many articles with obvious concepts, and it could work, but those articles are often backed up with additional ideas or kept short to avoid bleeding the joke dry. Your article could work if it were shorter or had more ideas to back up the "shellfish = gay" thing, and also if you got rid of that "sanctimonious fuckface" line. That line REALLY disturbs the semi-serious tone you've rather consistently maintained up until that point. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:50, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. Sorry about this whole thing. When it eventually fails at VFH, I'll go through at revise accordingly. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:19, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

edit vfd overflow

i hate to question your banstick, but i can't find a diff that had the VFD queue over 20, and i fear dylan has been falsely imprisoned. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:26, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Hm, looks like he only filled it to 20. I thought he brought it to 22. My bad. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:31, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I remember this one time I accidentally added a twenty-first object to VFD a very long time ago. Someone just deleted it, and told me no. Then all the kids laughed at me for being a n00b. It was a good terrible, terrible day. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:34, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Okay. I forgive you for the VFD thing. However, why should I be banned for simply replacing the old stop hands with newer, better looking stop hands? How does it dirupt Uncyclopedia? It does no harm, it only improves on quality of templates. Simple. No reason at all to ban for that. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 20:46, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Seeing stop hands being replaced gives me a 'nam flashback to this time when a crazy sockpuppet guy went on the site replacing all the stop hands with "newer, better" versions. He was disputed, realized to be a fool, created heavy dramas, and came back with multiple accounts to hassle and vandalize. I guess whenever someone suggests change to the frequently used images or templates, it reminds me a bit too much of him.
It isn't just an instinctive revert, though, and it's hardly anything personal. It's just that this vandal guy created a sort of precedent: if we're going to change anything long-standing, it should first go to the Village Dump so that the community could make an informed decision to agree or disagree. As he proved to us, if one person thinks it's better, it may not be better for the rest of us (his version sucked horribly). It seems that Spang agrees with you on the talk page, so that's a good sign, but before you change any more you should get a group consensus, especially seeing as the images you're changing are among the most used on the site. Just sayin'. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough. Thanks for resolving this. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 11:30, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Okay. Here's the Village Dump topic. All of the people commenting have agreed to my project. I just need a few more people to approve before beginning. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 16:38, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Psst, what's a "reskin" mean?

--Pup 21:12, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

A guy who knows how to change the front page changes the front page to match the format of the featured article. Hence, "re-skin". --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:21, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Aaah! This interweb thingy is like learning a new language. Pretty soon I'll be able to speak in one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven. Whatever that it. --Pup 22:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:54, Jul 9

edit Vandal

No fair. Why isn't there a "PuppeyUnThaRediu"? Pepe N d'Radio Ole!

Perhaps one day you will become important enough on an internet site and vandalizing trolls will mimic you as well :D --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:44, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

edit My New Favorite Article

Is Sergei Rachmaninoff. Staircase CUNt 03:11, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.
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No more {{crap}}

Hey, is there any reason why you deleted the crap template off a couple of my older abandoned articles? Pup 22:52, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

There's a not-so-unwritten rule that it should only be used for the userspace. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:17, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Okay - wasn't aware. Won't use it again. Pup 23:19, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

edit I didn't get to vote on Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/June yet

Could you unprotect it? Please? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:18, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah well you see it's the 15th. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:26, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
I thought that meant we could vote until the 16th. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:43, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
I interpreted "voting closes on 15th" to mean "closes on 15th." It's been closed on the 15th in months past, I suppose if publc opinion forces me to go the extra mile on the open interpretation of "closes on 15th," then I suppose I shall be forced. Just try to vote earlier next time, okay? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:04, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Voting completed. Sorry for being this late. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:16, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Arr! There be a Thanksplate at Thiry Noughts!

Trappedatsea Martin would like to thank you!

For helping him stay afloat during his time with Marline and until his rescue/untimely death.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:09 16 July 2009

edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Again?

If I don't get vandalised by someone aping my name poorly soon I'm going to start feeling that I'm not being offensive enough! Pup TIME 04:51, 18/07/2009

edit You

I was about to block that twat with the absolutely exact wording and you got there before me. Someofabitch! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:06, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:06, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

edit G_dfather

Nice touch! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:45, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For the nom on Astronaut. I really appreciate it, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Staircase CUNt 03:28, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

edit HI

Am I doing good so far? I decided to come here every week (starting today), but I might come sooner if you want. That random once in a life time account that rarley edits 01:33, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

edit That guy above me who I banned and you unbanned

He messed around with the talk page over here, and I suspect that he's a permabanned user with a history of sockpuppetry for ban evasion. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:39, Jul 28

Hmmmm... get a checkuser done, and if it's true, be my guest and ban him again. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK