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edit Editing Issues
I don't know what on earth you were doing, but you obviously ignored the banner on the 'Chav' Article saying 'Use correct spelling and grammar'.
All you have succeded in doing is making some good and quite witty articles into piles of crap which look like they've been written by a 3 year old.
We honestly don't mind people editing Articles, but no matter whether you are a noob or an experienced editor, there is no excuse for the garbage you have put on there. All it has done is make you look like a twat and some person has now got to clean up your mess. (Probably me).
Please take a lot more care next time, or I will take this to the Moderators.
I will be looking forward to your reply --Urmu 07:16, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
P.S: Look at the history page on the Chav Article. If it wasn't you, please contact me to notify me of my error.
Did someone order a thank you template?? lol, thanks buddy. Oh and btw, I'm going home next week, where my audio program disc and key are waiting for me. ;) --THINKER 06:55, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
|HipHopFan has awarded you a cookie!|
This is for welcoming me! HipHopFan 22:07, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!|
|PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!|
edit RE: PLS
edit Thank you
Thank you for welcoming me --Saturn1 01:57, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
|This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. |
Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!
edit A slightly belated thank you
Also, thanks for putting it on Pee Review back in the day.--17:05, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
edit Final Fantasy Hockey and Cardinals and Tigers
Why can't I enter these articles, they may be old but I wrote both of them, just check the history if you don't believe me --Uncle J 12:13, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:59, 28 June 2007 (UTC) Also, thanks for adding iTrip to the HS for me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:40, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
edit Topic Name
- 06:46, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
edit THANK'D TRIPLEGOOD
|RAHB would like to thank you for thanking him for thanking you
Also, Zim didn't fuck up. But then he thought he did. And that's kind of a fuck up. -03:40, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
On User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month, you wrote that I needed to fix my signature. How do I? Do you mind helping me fix it? --Sir Manforman 15:06, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
It's the start of a new month! You said to me that you were going to nom me for UotM, will you? --00:25, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for voting for me for UotM. For that, I give you a cookie.
|Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
--01:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
edit You vote wisely
edit Thanks for the Nom
On Foolitzer Prize for June 2007. --Hrodulf 21:33, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
edit CAPERCORN GIVE YOU AN AWARD
--03:18, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!
edit Thank You--Sir Manforman 12:04, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Khwap jai
edit Thank You
-- --16:39, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
I finally found a use for the crappy headset/boom mic that came with my copy of UT2004 bought oh so long ago; to let other people hear me talk in a silly voice. In any event, thanks for the nom. I take back every bad thing I've said about you. Except for that bit about your eyes being too close together. I'm sticking by that one.18:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
|Auspicious Blessings Upon You!|
May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!
Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! 09:58, 10 July 2007
I read your upcoming article and thought it was hilarious. Great idea. I also added some notable pillow fights. I hope they keep in line with your vision. • • • 00:37, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Thank you, thank you
edit Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!
International Stackers Association of America
thanks you for your continued support of
Thanks buddy! ;) --THINKER 00:07, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
|Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.|
Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the fistula. God, only heard that one five million times...
00:39, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
edit I have a question
On the watchlist what does those numbers eg (+365) (-38) mean
Please get back to me
--Mr rogers twin brother mr rogers 13:44, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Another Capercorn Award
--16:13, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
edit IP vandals
Well, you're on your own for a few mins while I go outside for a cigarette. Keep fighting the good fight! RabbiTechno 14:56, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, BTW, can't work out if you like new messages at the top or bottom - they seem to be all over the place...
edit WTF was that
Yes, you reveiwed Chimera (and added a shiny new image - swish!). But, um... what was that I said about "leave some suggestions"? This article needs an overhaul. Note this is NOT a suggestion, more a a derogatory comment on my part. You may have noticed, sir, I DO NOT own a PlayStation 3 and therefore HAVE NOT played the afore mentioned Resistance: Fall of Man. This was the second page I made for Uncyclopedia, and I was young and restless and using only Internet Cafes to do most of my editing (as well as a handful of school computers and a USB full of word documents with Wiki formatting.) You, my friend, have made a POWERFUL ENEMY.
--18.104.22.168 22:48, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
edit You wanted me for something?
- He wanted you for some good lovin'. He's satisfied now though. --
- :0! Mhaille, how could you? Also, TKF, I leaveded Deviousdan a message. Perhaps I've made a powerful enemy, but I ain't scared. I've got cookies.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:05, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
edit I seem to have been welcomed
I welcome this welcome with great... thanks.
I shall take your request for the prostitution of myself into consideration, although I suspect that you're only interested in me for my money.
-- The Mayor of Kung Fu, CA 23:08, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
P.S. Call me later, sugah.
edit i'm new here
would you adopt me05:01, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
thnx oh n btw heres a template 4 u
|Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—
Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture.
Anyway, thanks for voting.
YAY i made a tmeplate !!105:10, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Flute Hero
Certainly. Particularly, I found myself not laughing through pretty much all of the Origin section, with maybe one or two exceptions of a chuckle here and there. It did keep me interested, but mainly because I was waiting for the inevitable Jethro Tull reference. From Gameplay down, it's pretty funny. There was enough laughing to keep me interested in its own right. Also the intro was rather funny, if a bit rambly. My suggestions are to possibly add more mishaps into the development and origin areas, humorous situations that are funny without having to take too many lines to explain. In addition, may I suggest adding a sort of "closer" to it. The ending is pretty good the way it is, but possibly adding the banning of the game from some country, or something like that, would add a sense of more completeness, since the fate of this quite fatal game seems to be at this point unknown. -06:30, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Penis Removal
I personally think the formatting is fine too. I've been gone all day and just got back, so I'll be adding two or three images any minute now. As for the humor, do you think it's funny enough, and do you have any suggestions for making it any better? -07:57, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Thanks muchly!
Thank you for voting
For me, of course.
You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did.
So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.
edit Thanks for your vote
BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night
They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light
Sir Roger 05:38, 1 August 2007 (UTC)