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You just dialed TDP for The Dark Prince. Fire away.


edit Rules

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edit I heard you turned on the Mordillo spot and aimed it to the sky

How can I help? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:48, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Dear god, there's a Mordillo spot? - [16:15 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Hello

I hear you have pie. - [10:42 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

lol! ok - role playing it is then.(sits on the sofa)

And yea - I'd love for you to adopt me(so does that make me YOUR virtual son?) The dark prince 18:34, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes it would do. Unfortunately, you can't sit on a sofa on your talkpage, as the sofa was on mine! DUH! That is such a bad msitake, you could totally get a year length ban for that! :-D Anyway, just get rid of all or any {{Adopt Me}}s in your userspace and put {{Adoptee|YesTimeToEdit}} on your userpage. If yu want help with userpage, a custom sig, articles or any coding you can drop me a line. Adoption doesn't mean anything fixed - it's just I'm the poor sucker you should turn to help from. :-) - [11:07 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie


Dear sir, you art adopted. Here are a few tips...

  1. Socialise. Go around talking to people, and being helpful, don't worry about mistakes - you're new. Get to know people and have fun. Don't take what people say too seriously though (for example: The dark prince is a total idiot).
  2. We have a forum, here you may enjoy.
  3. Do stuff!! Never revert other people's reverts. If you have a problem with another user's actions go and ask them politely on their talk page about it. If you don't get a civil response then go to an admin or to me.
  4. Don't try and be confrontational.
  5. Have fun and don't be afraid.

- [11:28 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

One more thing would be to sign your posts on talk pages with four tildes. Like, type this: -~~~~ to get something like this: - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:12, Sep 2
Except for you your sig will be very plain, TDP (is it okay to call you that...it's the best shortening I can think of at the mo!). - [16:14 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Yea- gotcha on the sudden death article. How do i get rid of it?(I'm thinking of doing it by myself soon) And yea, TDP is just fine. The dark prince 16:17, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Okay, TDP, a little warning. Your last edit, although you may not have noticed it, essentially reverted my revert. You shouldn't really delete your welcome message. Also! Each edit has a summary, sometimes these summaries have quite useful...er...summary stuff in them, and you should take note of them. They appear in italics. Also, your first task, I would say would to replace all the text in that grey box - underneath "Welcome to the talkpage" bit - with your own text. If you wanted the Pee page you could find yourself a nice admin - such as TLB (the guy who commented above) - and asked them very nicely to delete the page (and provide a link). Remember to be nice with lots of pleases! :-) - [16:22 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
oh - ok. sorry! So you're telling me that I should keep the welcome page?(Cause it looked kinda dull!). And yea - I will ask(politely and pleadingly) the admin to delete it. The dark prince 18:34, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
It's really a welcome note. I would keep it so that you can always refer to it. Also it is not an automated message (it's essentially copy 'n' pasted by real humans) and so it can be slightly frustrating to the welcomer to see all their welcomes getting deleted by noobs who say they look dull. Welcome messages contain a lot of good advice. - [16:43 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
lol - gotcha. won't happen again. The dark prince 18:35, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
I see you remembered, and came back to put the sig on there! Good. And it certanily won't happen again, cause I don't reckon you'll get welcomed a second time. :P - [18:36 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
hehe - good point. And what do the "m"'s and the arrows on the "watchlist" indicate? The Dark Prince 18:38, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
"M" means minor. Minor is a minor edit...a small edit. To make your edit a minor edit check the "This is a minor edit" checkbox, next to "Watch this page". And what arrows?? Also I suggest you go and introduce yourself to Orian. He's cool, but beware he's gay (be careful not to stand too close or you could catch gayness). - [18:40 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Okie - I'll drop in on his talk page... soon. I was starting a community for uncyclopedia on this social networking site orkut and was wondering if you were interested to join. Figured it would attract more users, and hence more articles. The Dark Prince 20:12, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

edit From Mordillo's Talkpage...

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Okie. And by the way, I'm going to be done with the article on Death pretty soon. How do I get some one to review it and get the "warning - this page sucks and is going to be deleted pretty darn soon" status removed? The Dark Prince 09:59, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
My first thoughts on the article are this: Far, far too many quotes and far, far too many lists. You can submit it to Pee Review via the little submit box at the bottom. However, be prepared to get a not-too-positive review. Don't worry, all first few articles aren't stunning. - [10:02 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
10-4. I actually wanted to talk to you about the quotes thing. I did remove quite a lot of quotes but a certain someone un-did a few a the changes, saying that it was, in fact, funny. I would love to remove 'em again but I don't really want to get into an argument. Any advice O holy one?(*Sits on some sofa eating some pie*) The Dark Prince 10:08, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
The box thingy wasn't supposed to be there. what the hell just happened?! The Dark Prince 10:10, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Simple, you started a new line, and did so with a space. You must have hit the enter key while typing or something. Anyway, why not take this conversation to Yettie's talk page so Mordillo doesn't return to a page full of chat that doesn't concern him? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:13, Sep 3
I was just going to say that. Or, we could just say Mordillo at the beginning and end of every sentence... - [10:19 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Did you start the Death article? I would personally just get rid of all the quotes you don't like and if they get undone again go and talk to that user on his talkpage. You could ask him politely about his ideas for the article etc. - [10:22 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Signature Wise

What do you think to this? I made it specially for you. It's quite simple, but quite styly...or so I thinki. What do you think, honestly? - [10:40 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

lol! It's great! I'll take it. (Wait, how do I make it my sig?) The Dark Prince 10:43, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Okay! What you need to do is go "my prefereces" up the top right of the screen. Then scroll down to "Signature" and replace all the text in that box (if there is any) with {{SUBST:nosubst|User:The dark prince/sig}}. Then check the "raw signature" button and save. When you next sign with four tildes you'll get that signature + the date. If you want me to create a custom timestamp for you as well, I'm happy to help. - [10:47 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
testing ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 10:52, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Hurray! It works! And about time stamp - yes please. I'd like it to match the colour of my sig, and smaller in size than it is now. Don't really care for the format. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 10:52, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
The talk part didn't work but it was just a misplaced undersign. I'm more psyched about trying to learn how to create stuff like this! ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 10:54, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Heh, that talkpage link thing was odd. Anyway, if you like the time style thing here then just copy all of that code into your "signatures" box in "my preferences" and put it after the {{SUBST:nosubst|User:The dark prince/sig}} bit. Make sure "raw signature" is still checked and then save. Now it is important that you only sign with three tildes. Cool? - [11:15 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh and maybe tomorrow, or whenever, you're free I can give you a quick formatting lesson, so that you get to grips with how to use wikicode/css/html? - [11:16 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'm ready when you are. And oh - there seems to be a problem with the sig. It proper in the the dark prince/sig plage but there seems to be some error while it's added here. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e

~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 14:16, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

The "The" goes bold on this page, right? That's because all links that are not already bold become bold when they're on the page they're linking to...wiki links that is. - [15:14 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
No - the talk part of the sig doesn't always work. The link I mean, I doesn't always act as a link. And tell me when you are free and I'll be here to take lessons. Though it is more likely that you'll find me online during 12:00 - 16:00 (UTC). But I can usually make it if you tell me a time in advance. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 15:27, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Yes, Wiki links go bold and lose their linky powers when they're put on the page they're linking too. Also, if you want you should have a go at sticking that time code into your preferences. - [15:30 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Just got what you meant. And the time code doesn't fit into the preferences. and when I add it to the sig page and try to load the whole thing as one, everything goes haywire. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 15:33, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Try putting this after your sig in the preferences page, then...{{subst:User:The dark prince/time}}. - [15:57 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Done. And it works! looks like this: ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 15:38 4 Sep
Good good. I'm knocking up a quick formatting guide here, for you. Also, I'm going to improve that time code a little bit. - [15:48 4 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Thank you - it's massive and great! Wait -what's wrong with the time thingy?! ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 12:21 5 Sep
I'd like a mafia sig, but I want to keep the present one too. Any how that's possible? ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 12:27 5 Sep

edit 10-4

It's a ten code thingy used my cops and emergency response groups. Basically means either of the following:

  1. Okay
  2. Understood
  3. Affirmative

The Dark Prince 10:46, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Why not used, good old-fashioned "Roger"? - [10:47 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Well I could do that, but I learnt this recently and want to use it. It's like a phase. Keep having weird ones. And is it just me or are almost all the uncyclopedians guys? ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 10:56, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Practically all Uncyclopedians are guys...so if you've come looking for girls you're at the wrong place ;). All though the Wikia Staff member who helps look after Uncyc (Sannse) is a feminine type...and there's a few more. - [11:09 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Wasn't looking to score here - was just curious. Feminine type men - that's just gross. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 15:36, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Welcome to the Mafia!

You made a good choice there, friend. I hope you don't mind the fact that an Italian enrolled you... anywho, if there's anything you need or want (advice, css stuff and whatnot) feel free to ask me or dad. By the way, spiffy sig you got there! :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:28, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm the dad of both of you. And I helped him with the sig, so I'm paternally proud...and stuff. - [15:32 4 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Your Mafia name is Mr. Nikolai "Dark" Prince. You can find more enrolment details on the enrolment page (here)...just look for the text under your user name. All the Mafia boys (and girl) hang out here, the bar... There's also a private Russian bar (here) which just allows the Russian wing. Hope you enjoy it! If you'd like a special mafia sig (you may or may not have seen them floating around, you get a hat...) ask me or one of the boys. Mafiacheers. - [15:45 4 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
(this message was supposed to be posted before your's - it's not my fault that my internet connection sucks)Thanks for enrolling. Nope, I don't mind. I joined the russians for the violence and sex only. And yea, the awesome sig was designed by "dad"(I'm scared that one day, I might forget to add the double quotes). So what exactly does the mafia do? And what am I expected to do as a part of it?! ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 15:48 4 Sep
You're supposed to socialise with other Maifoso at the bar. That's an order, solider, and generally do Mafioso business. I'm the Don by the way, so yeh. Also...there's this page for announcements. Also, you need to have ago at setting up your mafia account (or getting someone to help you with it) here. We like to raise money as detailed here. Why don't you help us out there, it's very simple!!! - [17:17 4 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I gave you a dollar, for now. Hey, how come it doesn't say I have $200 for joining?! Some one took me for a ride. Give me my money punk. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 12:26 5 Sep
Someone who's not lazy arsed like me, needs to establish your account for you. That's what I meant, and that's when you'll get your $200. - [16:01 5 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
And this is something I can't do myself? If not, who do I need to go to? ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 16:14 5 Sep
I've added you...CHECK IT!! - [16:21 5 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
WHERE?! Link please. (Here, have some pie too) ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 16:33 5 Sep
And is this right? ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 16:35 5 Sep
I've given you the link, you lazy duuuude....here. Also that js looks right, if you copied it correctly then it should be finos! - [16:37 5 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Be very careful where you post that, though, some people get annoyed quite quickly. Also, you haven't been accepted into the CMC yet, sooo hold yo horses. - [16:39 5 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Yay! I got paid! And yea, I'll watch out for crazy people. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 17:51 5 Sep

edit UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008

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edit Important Mafia Business!

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:33, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

edit CMC

Welcome, The dark prince, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Sorry for such a long wait!! And sorry I didn't give you a personal invitation. I didn't no that cow would be, er, your thing. Anyway have a good cowing time.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- [21:08 16 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit And *whispers* psst!

How are thou? Can I help thou? - [21:08 16 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Greetings - I art fine. Thank thou. And how art thou? Okay - Shakespearean english is NOT for me. College is into overdrive so haven't really been online lately - so don't really know if I need help at the moment. But will obviously be troubling you if I need any hehe. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 17:11 19 Sep

edit UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008

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edit *knock* *knock*

Hey, TDP! Can I help you out somehow? Ice cream? - [07:16 5 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Yes please. Is there any job I can do that doesn't involve writing whole articles (that others can ridicule) or writing anything that consumes too much of my time? You know, small stuff I might be able to do to help around. ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 10:35 5 Oct
Proofreading stuff and making small corrections. Reverting vandalism or joining the welcoming committee. Just a few ideas. Please press 1, 2 or 3 for more information. - [16:42 6 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Gotcha. Started making some minor edits on random articles I found.(Spelling mistakes, grammatical corrections and removal of broken links) ~ Talk•heDarkPrincontribs•e 12:38 8 Oct

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