User talk:The Thriller
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edit The Hipster
Hi, and welcome. Saw you're doing good work on a rewrite of The Hipster. Nice. You seem literate and funny,
what are you doing in a place like this? and that's exactly what we love here. Good to meet you. Aleister in Chains 1:33 20 4 MMX
Um, please try not to make big changes while it's under review. It sort of mixes up the reviewer, and may make their advice invalid. Thanks.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:56, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
edit Welcome to the U.F.B.I
Sorry for not responding, been busy latetly. But enough of that. Your joining of the U.F.B.I. is very appreciated by the director himself (which is me). We are still a small group, so it would be nice if you tell others of this group. With your help, we can make Uncyclopedia better than it has in its entire existence. Dismiss!P.S. put this on your user page (you don't have to, but it would be helpful)
edit Calling all Uncyclopedia Federal Officer
Operations of the U.F.B.I. will once again be working. There shall be changes to some of the things we do (which I'm do not know at the moment) and if anybody wants to add something can talk to meabout it over a nice cup of coffee. In recent times, U.F.B.I. successfully terminated two articles of complete filth, so our progress is going great. Also, put down what ou want to specialize in the group. That is all.--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:19, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
edit Sorry for the delay
Your review is finished. Note that I reviewed it based on this revision, so it may not be entirely up to date. Anyway, I apologize if that wasn't what you wanted. Good luck writing!--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:58, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
I've moved your story here to your user space because it's fairly awful. Do not despair, however; read my welcoming drivel as to how to become an awesome, or at least adequate, UnJournalist of some sort. Cheers! Get saved! 14:51, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
edit Welcome to UnNews
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Welcome to UnNews, The Thriller, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.
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edit Eric Vale
Your article's construction tag ran out as the page hadn't been edited in over seven days, making it a candidate for deletion. However, as you've put some effort into it and are a registered user, I've created a copy in your userspace where it will remain until you've had chance to finish it and move it back onto the site. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:20, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
Would you please keep working on this and try to make it read like news rather than a sales brochure? We have to maintain the cover of being "The world's most trusted news source." Thanks.12:02 9-Nov-10
I'm afraid this one doesn't look like news either, and it nags and insults our Valued Readers. I have moved it to your userspace, with the name shown above, where you can continue working on it. There is also a namespace called Howto: where it probably belongs.
Changed my mind, as another, um, unusual Black Friday story arrives. I give up. I like 'em in bunches.11:47 25-Nov-10