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Shamu The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

YAY!, first new message! Thanks 4 the 4! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:07, 24 June 2007 (UTC)


--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:57, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:38, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry to hear about your apartment

Hope you can get things sorted out. Here's a cookie to help cheer you up.

Newcookie Leoispotter has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks man, I really appreciate that. As is my firm belief that humor heals all wounds, I'm working on an article to commemorate this rather fucked up experience. :) --THINKER 22:18, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Glad you're still optimistic. Oh and by the way, I have an article on VFH. Not to votewhore or anything. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:45, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Oh never mind you already did. Thanks :) -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:48, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
That is awesome. Thanks a lot Capercorn!! This award makes me feel good. :) --THINKER 02:06, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Now it's time for me to drop you like a hot potato. Sorry about the apartment, though.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:27, 27 June 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for your being Bat Fuck Insane, and saying nice things about my audio... ahem... works. I'd give you a cookie, but I'm too lazy. Oh, and I thought it was funny... fuck Uncyclopedia! heh heh... Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:14, 27 June 2007 (UTC)


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:51, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Topic Name

RAHB 06:43, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

I'm still working on Let It Be but I also wrote another article that needs to be reviewed. UnNews:A dog saves a failing Kansas School from shutting it's Doors must be reviewed. The Pee Review Entry is Shown Here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:A dog saves a failing Kansas School from shutting it's Doors. Thanks! --Sir Manforman CUN 15:11, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

  • I finished Let It Be, will you review it? --Sir Manforman CUN 15:17, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
Definitely. I'll get to it in a couple of days once I have a computer. --THINKER 20:38, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I know this is awful timing...

...but I'm going away, and won't be able to edit for the next 8 days or so. So consequently, neither of us will be in great shape to be working on the commentary. If you manage to capture Keith Moon (your news article on the subject cracked me up, btw) before I get back, feel free to work as much as you want on the commentary. If you've still got absolute chaos going on down there, that's no problem, we can resume the project whenever you're ready. See ya in a week. Again, I'm sorry about your apartment :0. If I see Keith Moon while I'm on vacation I'll be sure to drown him. --THE 17:29, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Thats cool man, I should hopefully have a computer sometime within this week. Once I have that, I'm going to be writing like a crazy person (or crazier person). And yeah, keep an eye out for Keith; that bastard has my god damn turntables! ;) I'll talk to you when you get back, safe trip. --THINKER 20:41, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

You vote wisely

Quarter For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:40, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Get off my back!

Srsly! I gave you cowriting credit on HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke, so you may leave me alone now. And get all your friends off my back too. I'm feeling bad now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:19, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

WTF are you talking about? --THINKER 01:19, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Meh, I'm sorry, that came out angrier than it was meant. See, I'm in the middle of a personal crisis right now (that damn teen angst). So I will rephrase: word has gotten around that I'm a stickler for attribution. I just wanted to let you know that the above article that you edited that day/night has been rightfully credited half to you. And then, in my idiotic way, I decided to pretend to be tongue in cheek. Sorry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:45, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Also, really, I'm sorry to hear about your apartment and I hope that that's all sorted out.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:56, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
I don't personally care about credit and whatnot; I've written however many pieces thus far, will write a million more, and enjoy the accolades that come with a well-written piece, be it for me or any other talented writer. Saying things like "don't expect to get any credit" (ie. to RAHB, over the Dane audio) is to impose this stigma upon yourself. It is obvious that people like what you write (hell, you've got more features than I do, and you're probably gunna be WotM). Just go with the flow when it comes to the "who did what" on the pieces, and I'm sure this problem with dissipate. If anything, you should be proud that people like what you do so well that they want to get in on your shine. You're only 14 man; if I had the praise you're getting at such a young age, I probably wouldn't drink half as much as I do now! ;)
Oh and yeah, the apartment is rough but I think I'll have regular computer access back sometime this week, so slowly but surely we're getting back to normal (and I've got several ideas for my next project, so I'm pretty excited about getting back to business). --THINKER 02:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh, that, with RAHB? I suppose my online sarcasm doesn't come across as well as I intend it to. Anyway, I've gotta stop being such an ass. I'm partially the cause of my own teen angst problems (the fact that girls make no sense doesn't help either). Anyway, cheerio, mate, and I hope the Ninjastar up there put a smile on your face, at least until you realize I'm never coming back to this talk page again :)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:26, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Heh, don't sweat the bitches yo. Intelligence will be your worst enemy when it comes to the ladies (as many of them have very little of it, sans our fine Uncyclopedian lady-types, and my mother.. and sister..). And yes, your star brought a warm glow to my frigid, torrid heart, so thank you, and enjoy not darkening my user page's doorstep, as it would be. ;) hehe --THINKER 02:29, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
/me tries to resist urge...AH SCREW IT! I came back. I love you too much.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:55, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Aw, don't make me go all misty, it'd totally ruin the holier-than-thou persona I portray around here (though I guess it would fall right in line with the drunken maverick persona.. hmm..) ;) hehe --THINKER 02:57, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Drunken maverick. Wait a minute.....does that mean you're Mr. Kearsy?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:28, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
There's no way I could possibly rock THAT hard.. Unfortunately, I do not have access to a real live whale (currently) :D --THINKER 03:35, 2 July 2007 (UTC)


Indeed. Although the dirt under your rollers thing gave it away for me a while ago. -RAHB 03:38, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Is that also a Zappa ref??? Damn, I'm slippin man.. --THINKER 03:43, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Ha yeah, but it's from a relatively unknown song that they only played live for what I can remember. Could be wrong. This I only know because I'm more of a pirate than Long John Silver and used to have all the boots and stuff. -RAHB 05:44, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Sweet.. to be honest, its actually (surprisingly) my mother who is the huge Zappa fan (and the reason that I grew up on his music). I'm gunna ask her about that one tomorrow. --THINKER 05:47, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
"Can't remember what became of me.... Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy"
That is quite surprising since most mothers I've met think Zappa is sent from the devil to eat our souls.
The song is called Sofa #2, and I believe the real lyric was I am the dirt beneath your rollers. -RAHB 05:57, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh cool, I'll have to see if she has that on one of her many boots... yeah, unlike most, I was blessed with a set of extremely cool parents. It really helped make me the fucking insanely cool person I am currently. ;) hehe --THINKER 05:59, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Luckyyy. I had to work to be the cool person I am today. =p
Looks like I'm set to have about 11 gigs of Zappa in the next week or so now too. -RAHB 06:07, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

You wouldn't happen to have "Beat the Boots Vol. II" in those 11 gigs wouldya? My mom needs it for her collection, and money could be involved. ;) --THINKER 20:02, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

CURSES! FOILED! Had to scan through all the files and although I have Beat The Boots Vol. I, it doesn't look like II is there. If there's anything else you need though, there is a lot of rare stuff in here. And I'll see if I can find volume II, because I can't stand not having every last album. -RAHB 21:45, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

This Reward is for your Excellent Work on Pee Review:

GoldenShower Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
I posted my article at Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner and put the {{Proofread}} at the bottom of my page. Hopefully, they'll get back to me soon and the article will improve. As with Let It Be, I've Been Working on This Forever and I'd like a second review. Thanks!--Sir Manforman CUN 13:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Awesome: you're doing exactly what you need to do with RadX and the proofreading, and that is spectacular. I'll get on that second review of Let it Be sometime soon, probably a little later this evening. --THINKER 20:05, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Can you also do a 2nd review on HowTo:Decieve people on eBay. I've been working on this for a while and I'd like to see how it goes so far. I might add another section to it (How To Sell Your Dead Pet). Thanks! --Sir Manforman CUN 19:20, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
Certainly, I'll do that one later tonight most likely. --THINKER 20:55, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
Just create a Review page for it. ;) --THINKER 00:04, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
I Blanked The Old Pee Review Table And Replaced It With A New One. A quick link to the Pee Review article is here:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Decieve people on eBay. As you may have seen with my sig, I'd like Anti-Bush guys to sign my petition to get George Bush in jail. I re-nominated my user page for User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month. If you'd like to check out my user page, Manforman and you like it, I'd appreciate a vote from you. Thanks! --Sir Manforman CUN 00:09, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
Okay, there ya go. And I already voted for you on the UPotM. Now go vote for Tuesdays with Maury on VFH!! ;) --THINKER 01:08, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
I just voted for that article on VFH. And about Pee Review, you said not to be so listy on the Ingredients. I don't knoww how to make it so it isn't so listy. Do you wan't me to add more content or do you want me to completley wipe out Ingredients? Also, could you do a 2nd review to Let It Be?--Sir Manforman CUN 12:37, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

Thanks for the vote! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:22, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Deceive people on eBay

I decided that I want HowTo:Decieve People on eBay to meet VFH Criteria so it one may be on the front page one day. So could you help me fix the formatitimg (With The Lists) and the arangement of the pictures. I will add more meat to the bones after the Intro. Also, if you hate George Bush, check out the Get George Bush in jail link in my sig (you don't have to do it, only do it if you actually hate Bush). Did you review Let It Be yet?--Sir Manforman CUN 17:03, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I can help birth this one into glory.. I don't know what my 4th of July drinking plans are but if I don't get to it tonight, I'll start on it tomorrow. Also, did you renew the Let It Be Pee Review page so i can do the second review? If not, go ahead with that and I'll get to that tonight or tomorrow also. --THINKER 17:27, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
I renewed the page. I think you 4th of July drinking plans are probably going to get cancelled becauses it's snowing in Florida, tornadoes in Okalohama, and in the 48 other states, it's raining cats and dogs, LITERALLY. If you still want to go drinking despite this, I'll be more than happy to have you do it tommorow. By the way... do you hate Bush? Want to know because I started the petition to get George Bush arrested. A quick link can be found in my sig. You don't have to sign in if you don't want to, but it would be a good idea if you hate George Bush. Thanks! --Sir Manforman CUN 18:20, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie!

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