User talk:The Real People's Champion Big Boss 0

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edit Oh Dear!

Hello, The Real People's Champion Big Boss 0, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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edit The following announcement has been paid for by the new World order

I am here to clear up any information involving my sockpuppets. Below listed are my sockpuppets.

User: Big Boss 0 - Hell yeah! My first account!

User: Big Boss 1 - My first Uncyc sockpuppet.

User: Solidus Snake 2.1 - My second sockpuppet.

User: Big Boss 8 - What a jump but this one's mine too.

User: The Real People's Champion Big Boss 0 - Just here to leave this message.

This is a complete list of my sockpuppets. However it appears to me that I now have a few followers and impersonaters. They are listed below.

User: Bug Boss 0 - Obviously Ockenbock. I was userchecked on wikipedia as a Ockenbock sock but I was proven not to be one. I am completely innocent on this one.

User: Metros232 - Metros actually made an account here?

User: Nightmare 81 - You guys are way off on this one. Nightmare and I are as different as day and night.

User: Sexytime - My first impersonator.

Thats about all I have to say. However I leave this for User:Insineratehymn to chew on.

"Kill, Kill, Blood, Kill" - (Evil Satanic Voice)

"Satan is that you?" - User:Insineratehymn

"No, It'sa me! Mario!" - Mario

I had no idea that you guys loved me so much! Prepare to feel the full force of my fury!!! Yeah!!! I am 12 cans shorrt of a 6 pack!

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