User talk:The Number-One ALF Fan/Archive 1

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edit Welcome!

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edit Thank you!

Raygun NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns! Raygun2
For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 17:38, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Che Ape

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edit Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

Looks pretty good to me. I like your recent changes/additions. I can't think of anything more to add.

I know what you mean when you say how hard it is to fit the article into a set parameter. See my Four-letter word.

So what part of the country are you from? Sir Roger 05:58, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, put it up for VFH. Sir Roger 17:58, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

...and 6 days later, congratulations! Sir Roger 06:46, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

GoldenShower Rejoice, The Number-One ALF Fan! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

This is for making a really helpful review on UN:PEE. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:12, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Absolutely amazing...

Usually I don't like the featured article of the day, but my god... that was amazing. Everything rhymed. I actually read it twice, and I hardly read featured articles through in the first place. 'grats m8. Mightywayne 01:12, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

I'm glad to see your piece get a frontpage. I thought it had the potential, and you made it work. Congrats. ----OEJ 02:27, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. Duckspeak in response to my own duckspeak is always appreciated. I'm sure you worked years in a joycamp to complete this.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:36, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Danke!

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:43, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Kisses and licks!

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