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Welcome!

Hello, The Improver, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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UotM

Wow, thank you Improver! Uh, I don't think I'll get it, although I don't know what Herenveen does other than review stuff... but yeah! Any articles I can help you with? Any problems you're having?   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [3:46]>

Thanks!

Thanks for touching my guest-book, with your immeasurable greatness, Improver (that sounds sarcastic but it's really not meant to! thank you very much! OK, let meget one thing straight: nothing i have said so far is meant to be sarcastic, right, good...) ! Also, what ^Cajek^ said, but in a more limited way (About the helping...) - 04:33 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

STOP.

Heinous Dan Movie Poster

Hey, Punk!

You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.

So thanks for the vote.

~ Tophatsig 17/04/2008 @ 03:14

Hey There

Saw your image request, and seeing as I like to do them now and then, decided to fulfill it. It's over on the request page now. Also, I saw your audio request on Zim's Corner, and thought it would be fun to do, so I think I'll get on that, being that I own all the standard rock instruments, and love doing country music parodies to boot. I didn't have time to today, but I think I'll be doing it tomorrow (or rather today I guess, it's 12:37 am here, don't know what time it is where you are). So be prepared sir. Cheers! -RAHB 07:37, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks RAHB, you're a lifesaver! --The Improver talkcontribs11:34, Apr 17 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy

Hey Improver, thanks. I was wondering if you could be specific about which parts where funny and which weren't? If you choose to help me on this, you could use the same pee review page. Thanks!   Le Cejak <Apr 17, 2008 [22:03]>

Check your Pee Review page. --The Improver talkcontribs22:35, Apr 17 2008 (UTC)
Cool, thanks for doing that, Improver. Do you really think it would be funny if the puppy really went through hard times? Also, I hope you didn't inflate the scores just cuz you're cool like that.   Le Cejak <Apr 18, 2008 [2:21]>
I don't inflate my scores. And yeah, but try to mix in some cuteness, after all it has to be consistent. Also try to integrate some humor into the hard times, I want to see those hard times as a balance between darkness, cuteness, and humor. --The Improver talkcontribs03:20, Apr 18 2008 (UTC)
I can see what yer sayin'. But the point is that there are no "harrowing troubles". It's a big let down, and isn't supposed to be a story (similar to Fire Hydrant).   Le Cejak <Apr 18, 2008 [3:23]>
Okay... Try to add small tidbids to the article instead of the hard times thing. Small tidbits of the dog's life with the family, also try to make it vaguely reminiscent in the article. --The Improver talkcontribs03:28, Apr 18 2008 (UTC)

Cow Moo Cult

If you still want to join this randomness then feel free to sign your name here to be considered for membership (don't worry you'll definetely get it). Oh also there are a few rules. Over and out. - 03:44 19 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Pee Review

Hey thanks for the Pee Review, just one thing: what do you thing about the beginning over the top "lie" bits (lie count instead of article count etc.)? When I rewrite this, do they stay or do they go? But also thanks for the review, I'll take everything you say on board and rewrite the article and try to betterer the page. The film you mentioned: I haven't seen and doubt my local Blockbuster will have it, due to the crapiness of the said DVD rental shop. I'm reading through an extended blurb on the internet now and I'll see if I can get to watch it properly sometime somewhere as soon as possible. - 08:33 20 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Try to use a deceptive approach to the lies part. Use a warm welcoming attitude and wording that slightly hides the lies. It should fit in with the article perfectly. --The Improver talkcontribs19:36, Apr 20 2008 (UTC)

Peeing

Well, you're in. You should have been in before now - we say 5 good reviews and you've done 6. Er, oops! Anyway, feel free to slap the {{User PEEING}} template on your userpage, call yourself a Fresh Stain, and consider yourself a good, experienced reviewer. And enjoy the warm glow of feeling like you make a contribution! And keep it up - there's the twin challenges of getting into the Top 5 and getting an RotM nom to aim for next! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:30, Apr 21

CMC

Welcome The Improver to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- 05:41 22 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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Othx!


Hey there,

Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact RAHB instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right?

Love always,

Mantiwhore

Award (Sort of!)

Hello, I noticed your award section is very empty and that is not how it should be! You're a greet new user, who's already a Fresh Stain has offered me up a couple (I believe) of good reviews and joined the cmc! Good on ya! So I'm dropping by to offer you my own very prestigious award (warning: only YTTE finds this awards prestigious, but oh well!), ENJOY:

Pooey
You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd, 3rd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Quite Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit

- 03:26 26 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Sockpuppet, 'ey? Well then your award is definitely taken back. - 09:31 27 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

your behavior regarding the NOTM issue is tasteless, to say the least

re - your remarks on YTTE's talk page and the quick removal of the NOTM template from his page. Take two steps back if you please. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:00, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Okay... Done! Do I remove the dicussion too? --The Improver talkcontribs21:01, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)

Hey NX

Remember what I promised you last time? I'm going to start deleting your audios now. You keep coming back and nothing will be left. Pathetic. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:53, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Thank you very much

For peeing on my decidedly unfinished game. I unfortunately left my comments in the review room, found here. If you could be so kind as to pick them up there, I'd be very happy. Also,

Newcookie VGDictator has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Warm Asparagus Smelling Regards, VGD >=3 19:04, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
Oooh boo hiss, I guess you haven't found out about him being a sockpuppet and getting banned yet, have you? - 19:06 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I have. but this particular account has not really done anything wrong. I'll treat that as such. If NXWave pops up, I'll treat that as such. Until then, I'm not particularly bothered by sockpuppets. VGD >=3 20:13, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

thx, asshat

FurbyOnFire FOOM

Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH.

Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

And I'll see ya later, NXWave, you bastard.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008

Ta

Pointless tank Tha - wait for it! - nkyou!

UU wanted to express his thanks for your vote for that military thing he re-wrote.
Unfortunately, he asked several members of this year's winning regiment to deliver those thanks, and as you can see, they're having trouble getting to you. So you'll have to make do with this brown template instead. Cheers!

Meh, whatever the drama surrounding who you are, I never forget my manners, so: Thankies! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:05, Apr 28

Thanks for vote

Ta for for voteing Tony Visconti--Sycamore (Talk) 20:21, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

1925945 Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that The Improver was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell.
Thanks for voting!

Meh, I don't care who you are. Thanks for taking the time to vote for this. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:13, 30 Apr

You still get one of these, even though you don't exist anymore. I thought you were kind of nice when you did.

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

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