User talk:The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar

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I AM THE GREAT LUNG SHPINCTER OF NEBUCHADNEZZAR! BOW DOWN TO MY RESPIRATORY POWERS!

Oh, and talk to me here (I guess). --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 01:32, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

edit I see we have new blood. Don't make me splatter it across the floor...

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Hello The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about?

I noticed you have recently joined our community and that you have tried your new toddler feet at making some contributions to our little collection of articles. I really hope you thought a little before acting, since otherwise my Cabal of uncles (and a few aunties) will devour you for breakfast before their early morning vodka.

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

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- It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

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edit SOTM

Want me to nominate and vote for you? --Docile hippopotamus 07:39, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

You don't really need to ask that question, do you? --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 16:54, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Rhetorical question. Now vote for yourself. --Docile hippopotamus 23:18, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Your name

How did you come up with your username? Where did you get the word Nebuchadnezzar from? --Docile hippopotamus 08:33, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

He was the single greatest Assyrian king in history. He built the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 08:38, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
P.S. How did u come up with your name? --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 08:38, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
I thought of the name hippopotamus and came up with docile to make it Docile hippopotamus. It was going to be that or Placid hippopotamus. --Docile hippopotamus 12:38, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
P.S. Where did you come up with the words The Great Lung Sphincter? --Docile hippopotamus 12:38, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Nebuchadnezzar was king a Babylon, not Assyria. --Mn-z 04:43, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
I stand corrected-ish. ---The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 11:24, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit SotM

I'm sorry, but since you are a sockpuppet of Joe SheA, you are inelligible, and therefore, I have made your nomination inelligible. Thank you. --Absolutely Not Benson 15:21, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Articles

Are you working on anything? --Docile hippopotamus 08:47, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

No. You're like my closest friend acquaintance on the Uncyclopedia. I'll tell you if I am, because I know you'll contribute good shit.--The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 12:45, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

edit I wrote something

User:Docile hippopotamus/Why?:Be like The Woodburninator (and join his bear army)?. Could you say something about The Woodburninator so I can add it as a quote? --Docile hippopotamus 07:21, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

The Woodburninator eats Japanese people and shits rice. Also, TITS OR GFTO! --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 07:41, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
It has been added. --Docile hippopotamus 08:37, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Zombie

Do you consider yourself zombie? Want me to nominate you for Zombie of the Month? --Docile hippopotamus 08:03, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Sure thing. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 18:13, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
You won it. I put the award on your user page. --Docile hippopotamus 02:45, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost quote

I'm writing an UnSignpost to do with Nile and I want a quote from you. The title is Nile and Nile related articles invade Uncyclopedia! and I am writing that they have not invaded Uncyclopedia and it is a hoax. Nile are a death metal band. --Docile hippopotamus 09:42, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

edit special delivery

Delivered by --Docile hippopotamus 21:47, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Your back! In black!

Will I mark your return with a nom for FFS? --Docile hippopotamus 03:04, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Damn straight. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 03:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
You reply very quickly. --Docile hippopotamus 03:33, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

edit hey

Get my e-mail? --Docile hippopotamus 07:09, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Cartoon physics/Laws of Physics

That's gosh-darned amazing. I am actually amazed we even thought of the same topic.

I think I was looking at the Wikiworld comics and I saw this comic about cartoon physics and hammerspace. Naturally I thought, "Oh, this would make a great article for Uncyc!" I tried looking up cartoon physics and hammerspace, neither of which had an entry under that title. So I work on my article on cartoon physics, five-sixths as a parody of cartoon physics, one-sixth as a parody of string theory. And today, thank goodness, you let me know about your article.

So I read it.

Here are some things I noticed:

  1. You incorporate biophysics into your article. Splendid. I should have done that, but unfortunately the idea of writing such stuff as applied cartoon physics had not occurred to me.
  2. Your history, however, is limited to Warner Bros.
  3. You also pointed me to Laws of Anime Physics, which has similar ideas, except they are for anime.

Here's my proposal:

  1. I'm going to wait for my article to be reviewed first, regardless of whether we collaborate or not. Then we know what parts we salvage from mine, and what parts we don't.
  2. I don't know whether the article should be titled "Cartoon physics" or "Laws of Physics"; you decide. (I'm just calling it cartoon physics because I don't want to confuse it with the actual laws of physics.)
  3. Personally I think we should focus on treating cartoon physics as a theory, without going into much detail about the premise of Looney Tunes (although history, at least from my viewpoint, is fair game). However, it wouldn't hurt to have one or two mentions of ACME.
  4. About the laws themselves: let's organise them into two groups: cartoon physics and applied cartoon physics. 1 and 5 (serving as a corollary to quantum locking, I guess), and some of the principles mentioned in my own article, can go into the former. 6 could too after some generalisation. I'm not sure about 2, though. Everything else could conceivably be applied cartoon physics, like cartoon biophysics or cartoon geophysics. Then, we can expound upon each principle with a paragraph or two, for which we could use some of my explanations.

So, yeah, I'm proposing a sort of rewrite. But you have a different proposal, perhaps? Let me know. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:15 18 Aug 2009]

PS: We definitely need to incorporate extra dimensions in there, too. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:15 18 Aug 2009]
PPS: As well as how invisibility is possible and how some characters stretch as they fall. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:16 18 Aug 2009]
PPPS: Oh, I just noticed your article's up for review as well. Well then, let's wait for both to be reviewed before we collaborate, if this does happen. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:37 18 Aug 2009]
PPPPS: Any chance you could tell me what you thought of my version? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:38 18 Aug 2009]
Invisibility comes at the price of white dotted lines around your silhouette. Also, I like yours.--The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 02:24, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. And darnit, you're right. I forgot to mention the outlines in my article. Perhaps after the review. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:52 19 Aug 2009]

edit UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

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edit PEEd

ThinkerToilet The article Laws of Physics has been reviewed by PuppyOnTheRadio(talk)
Version as at 26 August 09 PEE review

The other thing I meant to point out was the grammatical issue with the sentence Every time a hole is moved, there will be a laws of physics! - grammar does need to be a little tidied up. Pup t 22:38, 26/08/2009

edit UnSignpost 4th September

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edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

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