User talk:TheLedBalloon

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Welcome! This is the talk page of The Led Balloon, where you, yes you can send messages, comments, and pie to me. If you're wondering where the last messages you sent me are, they're gone! Gone forever! Muahahahaha! But seriously, they're not gone. They're here. If you'd like to post a message, place the new text (with a header of course, we try to remain civilized around here) right at the bottom of the page.
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[edit] LED! HEY!

Led, you are my doctor Cox, and I am your J.D. You are my Emperor, and I am your Admiral Akbar. You are my Dick, and I am your Bush. Never forget that I love remember you. What have you been up to? Do you remember me, that guy? ...with the things?   Her Cajekiness <3:13 May 19, 2009>

OH MAN! OH MAN, IT'S CAJEK! OH MAN! I've been up to lotsa stuff actually. For starters, I... I'm about to miss the bus, actually. I'll finish the conversation later, may I have it wrapped ma'am? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:09, May 19
Certainly, see you later today   Her Cajekiness <14:20 May 19, 2009>
Alright, back. Yeah, so I've been pretty busy lately, what with junior year n' all. Looking at colleges, playing tennis, trying to find a summer job, and getting ready for SATs, playing trumpet, all that jazz. What about you? How was College: Part I? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:06, May 19
I'm still at my community college, doing the psych thing. This is hard, getting into grad school! One day, though, I hope to be counseling people as crazy as I am. I'm studying for the GRE (the even scarier version of the SAT), and I'm going to get an internship in drug counseling next year. I'll be a substitute teacher in the fall, probably. But I'm back at Uncyc for now, just piddling around: It's really good to see you, man.   Her Cajekiness <2:33 May 24, 2009>
Nice, piddling around is the best part of uncyc. I've been doing a lot of it in userspace lately, but can't seem to finish anything right now. Btw, can you IRC? There's always plenty of piddling to behttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:TheLedBalloon&action=edit had there. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:38, May 24
Whenever I do that, it just sucks up all my time! I have to decline for now. Do you remember your "eye of the tiger" thing? What happened to that? Also, could you archive your talkpage, it's getting a little hard to talk... Not your fault, blame your popularity.   Her Cajekiness <2:44 May 24, 2009>
It's not easy being this universally loved. I'll archive in a sec. As for that eye of the tiger dealio, it's still knocking around my userspace. It's here if you wanna tweak with it. Right now a lot of my effort's been going into this thing, though. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:55, May 24
Holy god, that script was awesome: How did you capture the realism of it all?   Her Cajekiness <3:24 May 24, 2009>
The secret is to wear a black beret and a turtleneck. Instant artsiness accompanied with gritty realism. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:10, May 24
It just feels so... /me reclines "gritty" and "real"... All right, I'll make it into a movie if you add a few talking dinosaurs and make it a romantic dramedy.   Her Cajekiness <4:23 May 24, 2009>
Dude, that would totally ruin the gritty reality of it--the dinosaurs would have to be the singing kind or it would never work. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:31, May 24
Hmmm... /me reclines You drive a hard bargain, Mr.... Balloon, is it? /me reclines Okay, tell you what, have it take place in space and you've got a deal. Space is real big with the 18-19 year old bracket we're aiming for.   Her Cajekiness <4:34 May 24, 2009>
Space would be fine, although I'd personally prefer to shoot underwater. That way I could work in some great social commentary about the inherent elitism of coral reefs. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, May 24
/me reclines Is there some way they could be underwater and in space? And which one is space? Is that the big dark thing I see out my window, mommy?   Her Cajekiness <5:00 May 24, 2009>
Underwater and in space!? Why, you may have something there! Also, space is up and underwater is down. Also also, for last time, I'm not a mommy, I just play one on TV. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:03, May 24
What? Mommy? Moommmyyy!! /me leans forward, glazed look in eye, extending hand in a futile gesture to reclaim lost innocence.   Her Cajekiness <5:08 May 24, 2009>
EVERYTHING YOU ONCE BELIEVED WAS A LIE. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:36, May 24
Audience: clap clap clap   Her Cajekiness <6:19 May 24, 2009>

[edit] UnSignpost May 21st

Brought to you by Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 22:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:17, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Alriiiiight, I'll look at it. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:50, May 23

[edit] UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] My adoptee

Led, could you just ban Mahm00shA while I try to talk to Staircase? I don't know if you've been stalking the stuffs, but Stairs got banned for two hours for calling Zim a dick (long story), and then the other guys started doin' stuff, and nobody's listening! /me cries on Led's shoulder   Her Cajekiness <1:38 Jun 02, 2009>

wha...? Alright, everyone on IRC now. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:43, Jun 2
anyway, I'm banned on chat, but that's not the point: now you know the whole story! Not much of a story, granted, but there you go!   Her Cajekiness <1:52 Jun 02, 2009>
I do? What did Mahm00shA do? What other guys? Edit links would be, as I believe the kids say, the bomb-diggity. Also, I dunno why you're banned in the chat, try to log back in again. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:56, Jun 2
Ah, I'll go on chat later. The scoop is that certain jerks are being jerks. Make me an admin so that I can ban people, and get revenge on them and all those other bastards that won't do what I say. Thanks!   Her Cajekiness <2:15 Jun 02, 2009>
Yeah, alright. I, meanwhile, got less than 4 hours of sleep last night, so I'm gonna go to bed. RAHB's still on IRC, and Ape is apparently on Staircase's side, so, like, yeah, I dunno. The discussion gradually shifted to some kind of wikiphilosophy debate, and now I need to sleep badly. Night man. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:24, Jun 2
Take it easy, Led   Her Cajekiness <2:27 Jun 02, 2009>
Yeah so like I went to sleep and then I got up and went to school and after that I came home and now I'm, like, here. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:11, Jun 2

[edit] That's it!

I'm nominating you for big ol' jerk o' the month! (also, I think the stuff with my adoptee smoothed out) But yeah, jerk of the month! Don't think I won't create it! ...!   Her Cajekiness <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>

P.S. This counts as vandalism!   Her Cajekiness <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
This too!   Her Cajekiness <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
I hope you read this, it took eighteen hours to plan this vandalism!   Her Cajekiness <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
I had to do... unspeakable things to Michael Bay to get the screenplay for this vandalism! EXPLOSION KABOOM oh I'm the main character and I survived!   Her Cajekiness <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
What was I doing?   Her Cajekiness <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
oh yeah: SO SUCK ON THIS! /me waves hand in the air Wait, that's not right...  Her Cajekiness <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
So anyway, yeah, you get the point.   Her Cajekiness <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
Damn! I've been vandalized! Activate the revenge bannination cannons! And also my shower because it's getting late and I need one! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:49, Jun 4
I have returned to ban you yet again! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:29, Jun 4

listen. Listen listen listen. You are behaving like a giyant ayass   Her Cajekiness <3:57 Jun 04, 2009>

I'm not an ass you're an ass....... - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:36, Jun 4
WHAT'DYOUSAYYOUNGMAN???!?!?   Her Cajekiness <4:48 Jun 04, 2009>
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?!??!?   Her Cajekiness <4:49 Jun 04, 2009>
No m'am I was just gonna say that I really think that like uhm you know I'm not an ass you are. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:53, Jun 4
THAT'S "MRS. LADY MA'AM" TO YOU! Now, write your name on the board, you ayass!   Her Cajekiness <4:56 Jun 04, 2009>
I forgot my name so I wrote this: http://www.addletters.com/pictures/bart-simpson-generator/bart-simpson-generator.php?line=Mrs.+Lady+Ma%27am+Cajek+is+a+stinky+doodoo+head! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:07, Jun 4
Pfffffttthhh phhhhfhfhpphfhfhfh phfffffffff... THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT I WANTED!   Her Cajekiness <5:12 Jun 04, 2009>
WELL NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD REALLY MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT SO I KNOW AHEAD OF TIME THAT YOU DON'T WANT THEM. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

MUST... DESTROY... INTERLOPERS...   Her Cajekiness <5:37 Jun 04, 2009>

Dude I know right? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

[edit] Hey Led

Just ban Cajek already. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 05:19, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I very much have, more than once now. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

[edit] Yes Led

Ban Cajek. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:25, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

No, seriously, I banned him a couple times just yesterday. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

[edit] UnBooks:Hospital

So... just wondering... is your name really Simon? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 03:06, Jun 4

Nope. I was gonna give the main(ish) character my real name, but it felt pretentious. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:28, Jun 4
Okay. Your name isn't by any chance Michael, is it? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 15:16, Jun 5
Nope, sorry. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:06, Jun 5
Is your name actually "The Led Balloon"?   Her Cajekiness <19:09 Jun 05, 2009>
If so, that's kinda weird. Did you get made fun of very much?   Her Cajekiness <19:12 Jun 05, 2009>
Is it John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:13, 5 Jun
'Cause, well, that's my name to. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:14, 5 Jun
Is your name Squeegie Beckenheim?   Her Cajekiness <19:15 Jun 05, 2009>
Balky Bartokomous?   Her Cajekiness <19:15 Jun 05, 2009>
Is your name Christopher John Kunt? Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 19:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Re: The above: Nope, keep guessing. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:51, Jun 5
Actually, that last one was aimed at CaJeK. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 20:53, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Is it David? You sound like a David. He's a David. David David David! DAVID!!! Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 02:30, Jun 9
Noooooooooooope. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:54, Jun 10

[edit] UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delievered by Saberwolf116 00:19, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization preojects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:53, 6 Jun

Watchlist'd! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:49, Jun 6

[edit] Mr.Awesome2010 strikes again

After his vandalism and libel were cleaned up, user:Mr.Awesome2010 continues to revert any decent revision of any of the pages he's vandalized. It doesn't seem like he's learned his lesson yet, so I think it may be time to protect the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (future film)/Factual version page from vandals like him. He's getting to be a bit of a hassle, so I feel it's Morphin time! What do you think? PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 21:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Huh, I have this weird feeling like he's a sock of someone I've banned before. Oh well. He's enjoying an all-expenses-paid 3 month vacation from Uncyclopedia right now, lemme know if he comes back with sockpuppets or something. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:20, Jun 8

[edit] User:Cajek/HS

Whatdya think, Led? Humbling. Is there anything I should add/change?   Her Cajekiness <23:23 Jun 08, 2009>

TERRIBLE! HORRIBLE! TERRIBLE! NO! NO NO NO! IT SIMPLY WILL NOT DO, YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE ENTIRE THING AGAIN! DO IT THE SAME EXCEPT BETTER THIS TIME. NOW CHOP CHOP, GET MOVING MISTER. (looks good, but I have partial credit on Lewd Acts of the Apostles with Mhaille and PCP) - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:29, Jun 8
SHUT UP YOURE MEAN SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU IM LEAVING THIS FAMILY YOU SUCK WAAAH!   Her Cajekiness <18:57 Jun 10, 2009>

[edit] Award

[edit] Mister Lederson

Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:25, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Booze and a shoeshine? How could I refuse? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:46, Jun 11

[edit] UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 12:53, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] uNbOOKS lED! uNbOOKS!

Hmm.... Capslock has ruined me again. Regardless, I think the Author of the month blurb needs to be changed to something for Guildy. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:38, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

I think I dids it. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:48, Jun 12
Well, did you? Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 21:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Did you think I wouldn't find out?

Did you honestly believe I wouldn't find out about your true nature? Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 21:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes and no. I sort of knew, but also I really didn't. Additional wishy-washyness. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:31, Jun 12
Don't sweat it. We both know the right answer to this issue. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 23:33, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The prodigal undaughter returns...

Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

- Sonje

Also thanks for the complementary comment attached to said vote. And also I promise to initiate my writing foray soon. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Wait, so if Sonje's your daughter and you're my uncle...

Does that make us cousins? O_O I've got a cousin! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:56, 16 Jun

I don't think we've officially met... so hello cousin Luvvy! XD --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:29, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Hello cousin Sonje! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:05, 16 Jun
So... how do you guys feel about incest? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:11, Jun 16
What the hell do you mean, uncle Leddy? O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:24, 16 Jun
What do you mean what do I mean? Can't relatives just talk about things? And in this case, talk about things like incest? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:32, Jun 16
He is trying to warp our fragile little minds cousin Luvvy :o Is this the part where you ask me to start calling you 'Daddy'? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:34, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I suspect he wants us to kiss and fondle while he can watch. I'm not too sure if he's of legal age to view such action, though. One never knows about uncyclopedians these days. Some are barely out of their nappies, while I'm starting to feel old enough to be their mother :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:41, 16 Jun
Legal age to what with who in a where when? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:58, Jun 16
Exactly. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:07, 16 Jun
A very astute observation cousin Luvvy. No incest for you then Leddy. O_o --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:17, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Especially since I'm supposed to be on the side upholding the law in cases like this. (Psst... What's this 'law' thing everyone keeps referring to?) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:22, 17 Jun
I dunno? Are you sure you should be holding it up like that? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:27, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
No idea. I might be bashing it face first to the ground without knowing it. However according to this test, I'm pretty much bat fuck insane, with a handy built-in legal excuse for some of the crazy stuff I do. XD -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:43, 17 Jun
In Massachusetts, the legal age to fuck is 16. CHECK AND MATE. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:10, Jun 17
Let's just summarize that as the patriarch of this tribe (and I just found out that Sonje is my grand daughter) I can conclude you're all barely out of your nappies. Yes, even you ancient Luvvy O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 12:27, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Except for me, Im still in my nappies O_O Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:01 June 17 '09
Yay! I have a Grampidillo! ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:15, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
But my nappies are at least the smexy black lace and blue silk kind... *ahem* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:47, 18 Jun

[edit] I don't have enough jokebans.

Jokeban request. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Image:Icons-flag-us.png Nice... (19:40 06-18-2009)

[edit] Warriors of Genghis Khan!

My dear Led, I have to inquire: you are aware, of course, of the pioneering work of Messrs Smalls, Tufnell and StHubbins - have you ever come across the slightly more obscure but no less important contributions of the Legendary Bad News? I hereby include a sample of their sterling work, and look forward to your opinions thereon. --UU - natter 12:43, Jun 19

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Yeah, that's the bit's I like.    Orian57    Talk   13:02 19 June 2009
You know, I actually think I heard about that film from a friend a little while ago, and completely forgot about it until now. I'll have to check it out. Also, new spinal tap album just came out! Back From The Dead! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:50, Jun 19
It's actually 2 hour long TV shows from a UK comedy clique known in the 80s as The Comic Strip. Both Bad News episodes are fully worth watching, especially the second, where they actually played the Donington Monsters of Rock festival that these days is called Download. They didn't exactly go down that well with a crowd that didn't know what the fuck they were - and a fantastic put-down from the legend that is Lemmy as well. Fun fact: their songs were written by poodle-haired Queen clog-wearer Brian May. Definitely worth a couple of hours of your time, I'd say. --UU - natter 18:15, Jun 19

[edit] UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:37, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Pee

If you're still around, your review is done. IronLung 02:27, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Wonderful! Good improvements, hope VFH is a raging successs. IronLung 22:06, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Led!

I'm really bored right now. Have any good ideas on what to do? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:07, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

ur mum lo0lolololololololololol - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:13, Jun 23
Damn. Walked right into that one.... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:19, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Sort of like how I walked right into UR MUM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 23
Damn. Looks like you got me good twice there. I'll just walk away without leaving myself open for another attack now... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
There are at least three your mom jokes in there, but I'll let them pass by out of respect for you and your mom. Stuffs to do? Read/vote on VFH, write an article, compose me a tune of yearning, burn down a neighbor's house? All are good options. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:16, Jun 23
I'm in an unfunny mood right now, which means I shouldn't write or vote right now. You ever get in those moods when everything isn't funny? Work has sapped me of funny today. I guess I could compose a tune, but, as you've waited until now that I'm about to go home from work, I'm not as bored. I guess I only have one option then. Sorry Grandma... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:26, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Just keep reminding yourself of every bad thing the occupant(s) have ever done, add all the bad things they've probably done that you don't know about, and multiply by all the bad things you know they'll do in the future. Now you see that it would be more a crime not to burn down their house, no? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:56, Jun 23
So, and I will let you know now that I am being completely serious, my next door neighbor (grandmother) is actually a bonafide Catholic Nun. And she's like the nicest lady in the world. Those two aspects usually don't match up, but it's true. So I would probably feel terrible for burning her house down unfortunately. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:11, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
What, you don't have other neighbors? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:21, Jun 23
Nah. I live away from them big cities ya'll big city slickers got. Nor do I live in the suburbs. I guess you could say I'm on a farm, but it isn't really. Regardless, it's kind of just my aunts and uncles that live around me. We aren't completely deserted or anything, but it is pretty quiet. I actually quite like it. I go to college in Baltimore though, so it's a bit of a change. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:29, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
You're really not making this easy for me. I guess you could go flick matches at an anthill or something. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:39, Jun 23
Nah, the local anteaters take care of all the ants for us. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
DAMN YOU WOODYYYYYYY! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:58, Jun 23

[edit] The Bat-Signal!

(shoots his bat-grapple and swings away)

Not much, I'm just getting used to things here. And thanks for the compliment on my name.

Check out my page if you've ever heard of the show Animaniacs.The preceding unsigned comment was added by HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! (talk • contribs)

You're welcome mate, good luck with your page. Oh, and if you ever need comedic inspiration, check HTBFANJS--it's the shit. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:15, Jun 24

[edit] Noob candidate

Hey there little guy, wanna adopt me? --El Cheeso 07:10, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Sure, consider yourself adopted. You can put {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage if you like. Just drop me a line right here on my talk page if you have any questions. Cheers, - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 26

[edit] WHAT!?

No news page on Wacko Ex-Jacko? p.s. Yes I'm on this site--McWooty The Evil One FBu 11:51, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Ummm... there are at least 4 of them. Check the UnNews main page. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 26
There weren't any when I posted that message NINE HOURS BEFORE YOU REPLIED!--McWooty The Evil One FBu 12:48, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Not true. In fact, the earliest one was posted about 12 hours before your comment. CHECK AND MATE. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:38, Jun 27

[edit] Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   14:10 30 June 2009

[edit] Question

Thanks for the welcome. I'll punish your good deed by picking you to ask a question. I'm trying to figure out where to get an attack page deleted, but I have to admit I can't figure out where I'm supposed to do that. Be gentle, I'm from Wikipedia, I'm not very smart.

The page in question is User:StarM, which is an impersonation account of enwiki admin StarMississippi, and a fake user page created by a dissatisfied troll on Wikipedia.

This page appears to be stupid, not funny, so I assume that's a deletion criterion around here? Also, I assume this is different than ED, and you don't tolerate stupid but unfunny people, so you might want to block/ban User:StarM, User:Kdpsssps, and User:Kdpssps. I think it's all pretty obvious, but I can provide more info from Wikipedia if it helps. Hopefully there aren't more complicated hoops to jump thru for this?

Anyway, thanks for any help you can provide. --Floquenbeam 02:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

You rock. I like the lack of bureaucracy around here; refreshing. Thanks. --Floquenbeam 02:49, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey mate, no problem. If you find more stuff like that, check out QVFD for reporting vanity/cyberbullying pages and UN:BP for reporting vandals. Cheers, - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:52, Jul 1

[edit] UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:40, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

[edit] UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:48, Jul 9

[edit] I have the final tally for Uncyc Survivor

Alright then, for the tally I did on #uncyclopedia, people in the first spot get +1 vote, people in the middle get 0 vote, and people in the third spot get -1 vote.

Final Tally (if you haven't gotten it already)

TheDudeMan: 5-TDM got 5 fave votes, 3 neutral, and 0 hate votes, so he has five straight off.

ApeOnThursdays: -3-Ape got 1 fave vote, 3 neutral votes, and four hate votes. Thereby, his final tally is -3.

TheKillerFroggy: -2-TKF got 2 fave votes, 2 neutral, and four hate votes. His final tally is -2.

Thereby, TheDudeMan wins. Give him the template and his money, plus the get out of jail free card post-haste. And while you're at it, ban Ape and TKF for being votes out of Survivor. S-984 14:31, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Joke...God!

The forum you just deleted was just an imitation flame war for humor purposes only! Restore it! But you have your reasons....-Almost Sir Random Crap

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:32, Jul 20
Dammit! It's "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that". Dam kids these days. They show no fear. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 03:41, Jul 20
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't show fear. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:47, Jul 20
I'll go with the personal favorite, "I don't think so Tim." Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:49, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thought you could use something to cheer you up

THANK YOU!

In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing
I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard.
For your enjoyment and pleasure.

Love and respect ~ Image:Heart_anim.gif Huggybear Image:Heart_anim.gif

-- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:41, 20 Jul

[edit] UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:03, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey...

This guy seems to be this guy who you banned. You should probably ban him, too, or something. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:27, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Also, this IP, as well. And I would use UN:BP if I knew why you blocked the guy in the first place, but I don't. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:35, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
He's User:Tinkywinkyisgay, among other permabanned sockpuppets. He also was fucking around with the move button, and removing talkpage comments. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:55, Jul 29
Oh... I remember that guy. He sucked. Had I know that I would've just BP'd him. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:05, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, the guy really can't take the hint that he needs to gtfo. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:07, Jul 29

[edit] Fable help

Hey man, I'm a noob you adopted ages ago.

I wrote an article, wondering if maby you you could give us a bit of a hand? Mmm? A little handy hoo?. It does need alot of work. I requested a review but all they really said was that it sucked, get some help. The article is Fable. (please don't delete it on site.) --El Cheeso 11:49, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'd be glad to help. Just gimme a little bit, I'm off to tennis in about 10 minutes. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:54, Jul 30
Alright, let's chiggity check this out. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:02, Jul 30
Ok, I'll type here while I read stuff. First thing I see wrong: gargantuas is not a word, in this language or any other. Gargantuan is the one you're looking for, right? Otherwise, intro looks fine, going after the fact that the game is basically hours of fanservice. I don't really know anything about Fable, so excuse me if I seem uninformed. Didn't really like that bit about the beginning of the storyline, as it struck me as sort of random, though I liked the bit about the guild thing. Explains what it is and mocks it in one go, which is good for people like me who've never played this game. The rest of the section seems fine, too, and the ones after it. Except the last two. I'm ambivalent about the characters thing; keep it if you're attached to it, but the 'fable the lost genitals' really needs to go. Other than those things, you honestly have a pretty good article here man. Good luck. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:25, Jul 30

[edit] Award from UN:REQ

This user created 667:Neighbor of the Beast, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(for more information, see award statistics)


MadMax 20:59, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Woohoo! I'm the shit! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:00, Jul 30

[edit] Thank you.

Thanks for the greeting.

--MyGodWaffles 22:21, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

No problem mate. Happy editing! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:11, Aug 2

[edit] something

greetings, recently active admin. i noticed that Forum:Protecting Featured Articles? is listed in UN:BEST due to the FA template appearing during the discussion. is there a way to amend this without editing that forum and bumping it? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:22, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Probably not, but I'll see what I can do. Thanks Gerry. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:25, Aug 3
Yeah, couldn't do it with admin magic, so I guess I'll just edit and protect. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:33, Aug 3
cool. thank you, sir. gearing up for hockey season? (i know it's early but i'm anxious as usual). SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Yep, I've started playing a couple times a week, on friday mornings and wednesday nights. The wednesday things are this summer league thing I got into in which our team is probably the worst one--last game we lost 12-2, though we did win our first game. Friday mornings are captain's practices, which amount to a 5-on-5 scrimmage. My younger brother's gonna be a freshman next year, so I've been bringing him along to those, too. In all, I'm psyched--last year we made it to the state semis for our division, in the Harvard rink, and now we've gotta do even better. Fingers crossed for making it to the garden, right? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:00, Aug 3
playing in the garden would be ballin'. i wish i didn't suck at sports in high school, and i wish i learned how to skate properly before the age of 20. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:06, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm lucky in that I've got parents who got me on the ice when I was really little. I can still sort of remember skating on the pond near my house when I was like 6. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:32, Aug 3
i think my parents started too young with me, and way too young for my little brother, because i had abandoned skating by the time i was 4 i think. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:29, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:46, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] hey

Pentium5dot1 wants to know about the math section at Uncyclopedia talk:Requested Articles#Math section. Can you answer? --Docile hippopotamus 08:59, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Uhh, ok... - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 09:02, Aug 5
Jeez, anyone could've answered that question. You people worry too much. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 09:04, Aug 5
I worry sometimes that I don't worry enough. Please help. --UU - natter 15:18, Aug 5
You know, I occasionally worry that myself. But I have a pretty short attention span, so usually I forget after a few minutes. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:44, Aug 5

[edit] Thanks!

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:57, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Possible Sockpuppetry

Here (I would have told an admin on IRC, but there wasn't any there). --Mn-z 05:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] System Shock Huffage

Hi TLB, I'm considering doing a new version of System Shock and when I started to edit I was informed that the original was huffed 8 months ago. Is there any chance I could see the original to see if there is anything worth salvaging? Or is it gone forever? I'm a huge fan of the game so I'd be able to see any decent material in there.

I do plan on making this version accessible for people who haven't played it, but I'm catering first and foremost for fans of the game. Cheers--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:33, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Here you go. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:25, Aug 8
Oh Sweet Jesus my eyes, please take that far away. Far, far away. That's not what a System Shock article should look like. Not by a long shot. Thanks anyway though :) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 21:06, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

(Block log); 21:52 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 71.230.79.82 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day (Violating UN:VAIN and admitting to being 14 years old.)

Weren't you like 13 or 14 when you began editting here? Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:54, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Yup, and I kept my damn mouth shut about it! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:00, Aug 9

[edit] UnSignpost! August 9th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by Pleb KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Minimum Age on Uncyclopedia

Looking at the ban patrol log, it appears that you blocked an ip user for being 14 years old, among other things. (Of course, that might have been a joke reason.) Anyway, what is the minimum age for users on uncyclopedia? I believe the wiki Terms of Service sets a minimum age of 13, and Mordillo appeared rather unhappy that one time I accidentally got a 12 year old banned by Sannse. --Mn-z 06:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

As far as I'm concerned, there isn't one. I was, as I often do around here, joking. If you look way back in my ban logs, I'm pretty sure I've banned a couple people for things like "liking the Jonas brothers," and other stuff probable. I just like putting dumb crap in my ban reasons. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:21, Aug 11
k --Mn-z 17:13, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Also, Led was, like, 9 when he started editing here. And gay. And a dummy. And he ate reese's pieces instead of peanut butter M&Ms. Hence, the dummy part. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:20, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Don't laugh but...

Hey man, couldn't keep this in: you apparently missed my point. Not going to start an argument with you, just making sure you got it. What if you have an article that has, say, ten votes for, is an OK article, and you don't laugh at it? Vote against? Come on. I repeat, not to argue, just making sure I made myself clear. My aim with the forum was to try to reduce bitchiness on the site, nothing else. And sorry to bring this up any more. -- Sir Some thing Image:oranssiviiva.jpg forgot wat 10:19, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

If I didn't find the article funny, I would vote against it. Simple as that. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:04, Aug 11
That's why no one votes for Leddy on anything. No one finds him funny. EVER!
NEENER NEENER, LEDDY'S A WEINER.
NINKER NINKER, HE'S ALSO A STINKER! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:10, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
NUH UH I DON'T STINK YOU STINK! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:18, Aug 11
TheLedBalloon is an admin. All admins smell like rotten fish. Therefore, TheLedBalloon smells like rotten fish.
Also, All rotten fish stinks. TheLedBalloon smells like rotten fish. Therefore, TheLedBalloon stinks.
Also, Also, he is a weiner. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:28, Aug 11
Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?
No! Because User:TheLedBalloon stole it because he smells and no one likes him and he's a big, poopy-faced, "Big Bad Beetle Borgs" loving, asshole who has a stupid name and a stupid face. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:41, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
What's that? I see your lips moving but all I hear is "I, WOODY, AM A BIG DUMB DOODOO HEAD!" - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:50, Aug 11
You can see my lips moving? Over the internet? You crazed, "VR Troopers" watching, lice-headed stalker! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:56, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I can see FOREVER! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:27, Aug 11
But can you see the future of forever? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:29, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Sometimes, but only if I'm really, really high. And I usually forget it those times, anyway. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:46, Aug 11
Then you're a fake! Ya big ole' faker! Why don't you go hang out with Holden? Or maybe Elaine from Seinfeld? Or Paris Hilton? You big, good for nothin', bandwagon fan loving, applesauce eating, PHONEY! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:49, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
BUT WHO WAS PHONEY??? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:54, Aug 11
Everyone Holden was hanging out with. You could be Stradlatter if you want, I guess. I dunno. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:18, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Nah, he was kind of a homo. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:50, Aug 11
............[1] Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:11, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
........................[2] - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:44, Aug 11

[edit] References

  1. This patch of silence was out of respect for your homosexuality, and how you are trying not to come out of the closet. I was trying to be nice. I assume that your patch of silence was meant as a 'thank you' to me for not outing you. You are very welcome.
  2. I know, right?

[edit] Thanks

[edit] You have gone officially Insane (Not Bat Fuck Insane, but almost)

You have gone completely insane with your edits. I mean, you're actually vote on VFD, and then you decide to edit a regular article?! That's fucking dangerous! Shame on you, now you have to put this on your page:-Bad Led11344 Boom, bitch! Cock!

Um...thank you? - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:28, Aug 12

[edit] The Foreign Office

Hi TLB, just checking up on whether you're still keen on being a part of this project. Interest is thin on this site (I mean in being an active member of the project, or so it seems - especially from the forum), but a lot of other sites are interested. Fire Wolf has a great idea so that we can all get to know each other and discuss our ideas and plans for the project and perhaps come up with some rules or definitions of how it will work best. He suggests an IRC chat at some point between all the ambassadors and interested parties. Tell me if you're interested, or if you have any alternative ideas --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:20, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

hey mate, I'm editing from an iPod right now because my laptop is fucked up. I dunno how soon I'll be able to help out, so I guess you'll have to do your thing without me for now. Sorry. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:22, Aug 16
Ok, so I got on my family's desktop which I can't really use that much, but if you want to do some IRC stuff, let me know beforehand and if I can make it I'll log on. Cheers, - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:21, Aug 17
No problem TLB, thanks for the interest, I don't think the first chat will be for a few days yet, but when it does happen I'll give you plenty of notice. Cheers --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 09:19, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks—the remake

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[edit] Shh

Don't blow my cover - several people who are in a position to fire me are on the 'book... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean? --UU - natter 11:18, Aug 17

Got it chief. Mum's the word and such and such. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:43, Aug 17

[edit] Saludos Camarada - Greetings Comrade

Excuse me... I guess you're the ambasser for Inciclopedia, aren't you? I want to help with some articles, I'm interested in translate Lluvia de Aviones (Plane's Rain) from spanish to english. If you want to know more go to The FUCKING SHI... Dark Leviathan's page at Inciclopedia. Ask Siddhartha-Wolf, if you don't know.

--The Dark Leviathan 04:16, 18 August 2009 (UTC)


[edit] Thank you


--Killer 3.14 11:21, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Master?

Hey, I joined yesterday and was wondering if you would help shelter my lost soul via the quick and almost painless system of adoption? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 11:46, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure, welcome to the adoption program! If it please ye, ye may put {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage. Otherwise, feel free to come over to my talkpage with any questions or concerns you may have. Cheers, - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:20, Aug 18
It pleases me much. I will return when I come up with an idea of what to write about, so many things to write about, but can think of how! - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:31, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
That is the trick, isn't it? If you've never seen it, Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process can be a helpful place to check out. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:56, Aug 18/
Ok, yesterday I did two of two things, I compied a list of Man laws that might make an interesting article --->>Man law<<--- and I re-designed the Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office upon request --->>Uncyc's Foreign Office<<--- Thoughts? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:44, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm...like you said, it's an interesting idea, but I don't know how you could turn those entries into an article. Guess that's where your imagination comes in! The foreign office thing looks pretty cool as well. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:10, Aug 20
Yea, ill keep thinking on that for a few more days, then ill give it up for something else. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:18, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Aha, me and Siddhartha-Wolf came up with a few ideas. The one that we are expanding on is the creation of an Unscript that displays the formation of the first 10 man laws. Follow it here : UnScripts:Man_Law_Revision - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 14:17, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

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[edit] Sarah

You're right, even though you didn't say it, Sarah Palin is hot, with that beehive hairdo that makes her look like a conehead, those freakish eyelashes, that glare, and that fake smile... So hot... Oh, and hi Led!   Her Cajekiness <23:36 Aug 20, 2009>

I agree. I would totally tap that if I wasn't so afraid of the way she believes in God and family and country. Values like those that I pretend to believe in but secretly detest burn my skin when I touch them. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:42, Aug 20
Yeah, go Satan and... whatever the opposite of "family" and "country" are. "Divorce" and "Municipality"?   Her Cajekiness <0:12 Aug 21, 2009>
Satan, divorce, and municipality: The true face of liberalism. And you thought all they wanted to do was steal all your money for gay abortion death panels! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:19, Aug 21

I feel so left out Cajek. So left out. I better go commit suicide, or do something equally horrible like write an article. Staircase 00:21, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

You can only die if you come (sexually and non-sexually) before the Gay Abortion Death Panel for Uncyclopedians, hosted by Chef Boyardee   Her Cajekiness <3:51 Aug 21, 2009>
But what if I die before hand. Staircase 03:54, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Then you'll have a very nice funeral service which your loved ones will attend and honor your memory with heartfelt speeches and beautiful flowers. Also your body will be raped by vagrants. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:15, Aug 21
Sounds like fun. How much would this procedure cost. Staircase 04:18, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Eleven dollars and every last shred of your dignity. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:06, Aug 23

[edit] Talkpage

Hey I tried to convert my talkpage into somethink like the tillage dump like I have seen some other people do. I tried it on User:Piemuffin/talk. it doesn't seem to be working. Any suggestions for your adoptee? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 02:56, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm looking at it and I'm not really sure. I changed around some stuff, maybe what I did fixed it. Or maybe not. If the latter, I suggest checking out how Algorithm did his talk page. He designed the village dump originally, so he probably knows his shit. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 13:40, Aug 23

[edit] God and Adam and Eve

It looks like you and I were trying to move the Adam and Eve link in the God article at the same time. Looks like we moved it to a different place, and my edit was after yours. I wasn't trying to do an edit war with you, and if you think the link works better where you had it, please feel free to move it back. Binky The WonderSkull 04:34, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

I honestly wasn't even paying attention, so ok. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 13:40, Aug 23

[edit] Wikis

See Index.php The preceding unsigned comment was added by 72.68.36.216 (talk • contribs)

What is this I don't even - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:33, Aug 23

[edit] UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!