User talk:TheJumpman01

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edit A frienly notice on pee review

Hello, your contribution to pee review with the Boris Yeltsin is greatly appreciated. However, it'll be wise to make a notice on a pee review to let people know that you’re doing the review, so that people will know and won't claim it while you’re doing it and avoiding frustration. As for the review itself, it’s kind of short, but I think it’s pretty good, but that’s up to ChiefJusticeDS to tell whether it’s in-depth or not. Again, thanks for your contributions to pee review. Cheers!--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 19:26, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Chief didnt' think it was in-depth, and said to read the guidelines, see here Not everybody's first review is good, so don't be discouraged. If you need help you can ask me or Chief.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 22:20, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Adoption

Great! OK, just put {{Adoptee|HELPME}} to replace the {{Adoptme}} box. If you have any questions, put them on my talk page. I'll try to help you in every way I can.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 20:18, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I just did that for you.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:09, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mercy move

I've moved your UnNews article here because it's not very good. For ideas on how to make your stuff betterer and more funnier, read my welcoming drivel below. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 10:37, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, TheJumpman01, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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edit Adoption status

Since I haven't seen you since I adopted you, I'm going to have to drop you. Sorry. But, you can just ask to be re-adopted whenever you come back, and I'll be happy to.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 04:43, June 23 2010 UTC

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