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edit Archived

Because I felt like it. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 01:03, 12/28/2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:55, 29 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit Your signature is too tall, and other issues

For one, your signature is too tall. Please make the image a maximum of 15px tall or Olipro will bum you. In fact, he'll probably bum you anyway, but just... fix it, will you?

Also, making the popout thing such that what one would be trying to click on, the link to your userpage, move out of the way when they try to click on it, that's just annoying, so please don't do that, either.

And that brings me to your userpage itself - it's your userpage, which is supposed to be something about you and also has various technical uses besides that, such as the links in the toolbox. You're welcome to redirect it to your user talk page if you don't want to have a userpage, but don't redirect it to random other pages, especially not ones with most of the interface, including the 'redirected from' text, removed.

Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:29, 9 January 2012

@Athyria Done, and also done. Is my sig short enough yet? ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 00:55, 01/10/2012
Maximum 15px tall. That's 20px. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:57, 10 January 2012
Okay, Zombiebaron fixed it for you. Thank you for your cooperation. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:00, 10 January 2012
@Athyria Thank Zombiebaron for me, will ya? I'm also uploading a smaller version of the image so you can read the words better. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 03:40, 01/10/2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:08, 19 January 2012

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/God's userpage

  1. Once you tag it you have 24 hours to complete the request. If you're not gonna be able to do it in 24 hours, let someone know.
  2. If there are articles needing reviewing that stretch back 3 months it's ideal to do the older articles first.
  3. If Lyrithya sees that you haven't acted in 24 hours she'll spank you.

Pup 02:40 20 Jan '12

Unrelated - UnTunes:Goodbye_facebook_screen_(Social_Networking_the_wind) needs someone to redo the song who has a singing voice that doesn't sound like a cat being dragged backwards through a sausage maker. Pup 02:46 20 Jan '12

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/God's userpage

Did you forget? If that's the case, consider this a reminder to actually do it; technically we're supposed to finish reviews within a day of booking them, and while most of us have been failing in that regard of late, it's still nice to at least try. If, on the other hand, you can't do the review after all, please just leave a note on the review request cancelling the booking (and saying you can't do it after all), preferably sooner rather than later. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:57, 20 January 2012

Oh, how odd... there's a puppy who just said the same thing, and some other stuff. Well... uh, let that emphasise the importance. Yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:58, 20 January 2012

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/God's userpage

I did warn you. Pup 11:42 20 Jan '12

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:29, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:11, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:25, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:58, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 1 March 2012

edit My ancestors are turning over in their grave (yes, they all go into one grave)

Hello, and thank you for creating and delivering the Perv of the Month award. I had to clean the feces and other liquids off of it, and then I locked it into my trophy case with triple-locks and snake poison on the locks so nobody tries to put more liquids onto it. This is the proudest moment of my life, and it's all due to you. Thanks! Aleister 11:16 1-3-'12

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:47, Apr 5

edit We're only at 6,115

Apparently, Forum:Count to a million has been abandoned. Why?? --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 23:39, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

It happens all the time. Someone will make another change eventually. I try to get there once a week or so.                               Puppy's talk page10:32 07 Apr

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:55, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit You won!

Along with Sockpuppet of an unregistered user.

MotM Magician of the month March 2012

So it's like you won, except not. --Tophat headless 01:26, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:54, Apr 19

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:51, Apr 26

edit On Talking Pineapples

Please help me write this. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 02:04, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

@PuppyOnTheRadio My attention has been brought to it. It has also been brought to the fact that you have been banned and the threat has been locked so I can't edit it. Man! ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 20:46, 05/13/2012


edit I would like to bring your attention to me BECAUSE I AM TEH AWSEMZ!!!!11!!111!1one!1!!11eleven!11!!1elevenhundred!!1!1!

Yes, I am back! /shakes THS's hand A (Ruins) 01:34, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

Yay! (Pops a bottle of champagne for Aimsplode, then proceeds to bore him with everything that has happened since he got banned.) ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 01:52, 05/18/2012

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:13 May 25 2012


edit Made a new sig

Thought I'd come to you first to show it off. Any tips, etc? A (Ruins) 14:53, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

@HGA Hi! Love the new sig. Nice and short compared to your previous one. Also love how the whole thing is in superscript, I feel Uncyc doesn't have enough superscript signatures. You might, however, either considering making the HGA in a bigger font, or not in superscript, because suppose someone using a touchpad or touchscreen computer tries to click on the G to get to your talkpage, but accidentally misses and clicks on the A to get to your porn-laden contributions. That would not be good. Just saying. Otherwise, you have a pretty modern sig there Aimsplode. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 21:22, 06/06/2012
I don't know if you're supposed to use superscript in signatures but meh. Just saying. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 02:02, June 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:07, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 00:47, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit My latest UnNews

Please rise to salute the new and improved United States of America®. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 20:35, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:20, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:26, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit New section

I'm not done with my forum yet! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:51, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit Whoa man

You're only fifteen years old? Whoa, that's neat! I'm sixteen. When's your birthday?

Oh also, you have new messages on my forum (look under the band section.) :D Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:43, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Yep. I'm going to be sixteen on September 10. Also, I've seen it. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 18:52, 07/07/2012
You still here man? I think you should look again at the new section you just made. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:33, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
You've got new messages in the Zappa section of my forum. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:32, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
And the answer to one of your questions can be found at the bottom of this section Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:04, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit My first YouTube video

Where's Sean A Stupid Video00:31

Where's Sean A Stupid Video


I'm not saying it's the best, but it's the first one I've submitted. (It was something me and my friends recorded on my camera.) Could you tell me about some of your videos and give me the links where I can find them? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:15, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit We've got a boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:57, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit You're a musician

How would you like to help me with the lyrics with a song I'm writing? People liked it so far, but I didn't know where to take after the first five lines.

Here goes:

Hey there ladies!


Do you wanna blow me?


Do you wanna lay me?


Do you wanna grind me?


Do you wanna pay me?


That's all I got. Any ideas? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:51, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Methinks it needs a kazoo in it. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 00:07, 07/20/2012

edit Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:24, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit Sometimes I get so horny

I'm planning on writng an UnTunes. It's going to be a parody of "Pale Blue Eyes" by the Velvet Underground. I already got the first verse worked out, as you can see by the title of this section. You can cololab too on this UnTunES IF YOU 'D LIKE TOO. Sorry if this doesn't make too much sense, but the computer I'm on right now is really slow and I have freally fast fingers, so it's sort of a conflict between the two. Anyway, yeah, would you like to collab on this UnTune? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:16, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

I got your message. Here's the link. I'm amazed that you don't listen to the VU.
Also can you nominate me as Perv of the Month? I got a full reason right here. Yes, I really wrote this perverted story all on my own. I've written a ton of other vandal articles you can look at, although there's none I like more than this disgusting, hilarious, original, semi-Malcolm McDowell-inspired article.
Anyway, cheers! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:45, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
I added a few more lyrics to the song. I think the song should be called "(Linger on My) Big Hard Dick". Obviously, it's going to be on sex, or the lacking thereof. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:20, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 07:11, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:31, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Vandals

While more activity on this site would be nice, I figured out what would happen if things stayed as they are right now:

  1. With nobody to push around, the Active Admins will get bored and leave.
  2. With the current admins, we'll need new admins.
  3. With less active users, there'll be fewer people to vote for as admin.
  4. I'll be around here for a long time, so there's a chance I could be admin someday.
  5. And when I'm admin, it'll be happy fun time for everyone. YAY!

What do you think? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:45, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks...

For voting me as Perv of the Month. As a reward, I will not bang your girlfriend. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:32, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:56, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit I'm starting to work on an article on Jerry Garcia

It's right here if you want to pitch in. You can provide me with photos, as well as Grateful Dead lyrics or Grateful Dead trivia to put some more satire into the article and make it amusing to Deadheads as well. I do like to keep my current pitch as it is right now (as I went over the first eighteen years or so of his life), but you can help in any way you'd like: honestly, all I did was copy and paste the Wikipedia article onto a word document. Went home, read it, and while I was reading it, I typed up the current article on notepad. You could help out as I am not a Deadhead myself (in fact the only Grateful Dead song I've listened to, or moreover enjoy listening to, is "Casey Jones"). I'm pretty sure the Dead made about 30 albums, so you could put in song lyrics to make it funnier. NOTE: Don't altar the stuff I put about his nine fingers. Help any way you'd like, I don't mind, Deadhead.

P.S. For communication purposes, it'd be better if you'd leave the messages on my talk page so we'd have an easier time talking back and forth to each other (it takes about two minutes or so to load your talk page on my computer and I don't like that). Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:02, October 31, 2012 (UTC)


edit Hay

Just give me the editied code. Here is the current one for my sig as in prefs: {{SUBST:User:Aimsplode/sig5}}<sub><small><font color="DD0000">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font></small></sub>


Edited the hell out of that thing. HGA (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Icons-flag-nazi215:36 14 November 2012

edit So...

You changed names? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 00:54, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 9:13 (UTC)

edit Forum:Yrtneg=Mnidaydwisww

This was supposed to be known - it's not a sockpuppet, it's my old username. I changed it because Mnidaydwisww was hard to remember for lots, so I went in IRC one day and told emc to block User:Mnidaydwisww so I could become Yrtneg. And he just unblocked Mnidaydwisww, I'm not sure why. Hopefully you understand :) // r · t · sockpuppet || Brony / Icons-flag-us / BVI / voted for BO K. KUN · {{FIYC}} · UOTY 2003 Y. gay is a oozing paper. gayComments Block · Contributions · Satx · wp Nov 22 2012 05:20

Oh, sorry. I thought it was because of some other reason-- and that's why he blocked Ζt as well. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 05:56, 11/22/2012
No prob // r · t · sockpuppet || Brony / Icons-flag-us / BVI / voted for BO K. KUN · {{FIYC}} · UOTY 2003 Y. gay is a oozing paper. gayComments Block · Contributions · Satx · wp Nov 22 2012 15:25

edit The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:32 (UTC)

edit Winner

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:36, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

Wow! Thank you, this has been a big honor. I stuck the badge on my favorite shirt, right underneath and to the right of the Star Trek badge. I then tossed said shirt in the washing machine, which will probably cause both badges to melt. Truly this was a special day for me. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 06:00, 12/02/2012

edit Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:07 (UTC)

edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 14:11 (UTC)

edit I don't know what's going on...

... but stay Happy. And a Spaceman. Gotta run and watch some more tragedy porn. Aleister 1:33 15decemb12

edit Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:37 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/God's userpage

I just wanted to say I enjoyed the Pink Floyd reference in your signature.                               Puppy's talk page12:10 31 Dec

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:28 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 15:36, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Hey there!

Nice to meet you. I'm Newman66. I'm a recent user who just first registered on an Uncyclopedia almost a several of months ago, and I am now more of the professional side of amateurs than I was when first registered (and as an Anon). Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:43, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

edit Happy belated birthday

Too bad I wasn't the one to move your forum to BHOP, I would've probably added a birthday note after I had done so. Also, you should do more stuff around here, like patrol pages and stuff, or write articles. I've seen your comics, surely some of that could translate into parody encyclopedic writing? Also, ARCHIVE THIS TALK PAGE. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:47, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

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