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edit Dallas (TV documentary)
Sir: We do not regard gayness as inherently funny here, whether asserted by way of ridicule or celebration. If you want to write gay-related jokes, do so. Otherwise, what you are doing is simply vandalism.13:05 19-Jan-13
Would you please find a better place in the article for the new photo, rather than just stack one up under another? (Also experiment with
left instead of
right. Also consider changing the caption(s) to not just be informative but clever and funny. Thanks. 13:09 3-Feb-13
Speaking of gay-related humor: With regrets, I have undone your edit here. In the intro of an article, the job is to hook the reader in and make him want to read the rest of the article. Going crazy on the subject's nicknames (especially in a way that is somewhere between cryptic and nonsense) detracts from this. Sorry!20:12 6-Feb-13
PS--I see you link to this in The Ultimate Warrior. I don't see a connection except the fact that you wrote both. A reader who reads an article of yours and is so taken that he wants to read other articles of yours would go to your own user page, User:TheGay Reaper. This is where you would have a list or table of articles written by you. 18:41 12-Feb-13
- I have given it a 30 day fix and removed some the links (but there are a lot more which need to go). --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:06, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
edit David Cameron and quotecruft
There are four things wrong with your edit to this article:
- Unfunny lists don't get funnier when you make them longer.
- Starting articles with quotations doesn't relate either to Wikipedia or to any encyclopedia and are out of favor.
- Captain Obvious is a meme. It lets the editor insert a true statement in an article with no work--and no humor. Nothing you expect to be funny by just putting it on a page, is funny enough.
- The true statement in question (that Cameron is a fool) is not truth but your opinion, and so this edit is advocacy to boot.
I have reverted this unfunny edit.13:41 17-Mar-13
edit One-day ban
You have moved on to tag several articles with amateur photography, in some cases stacking up illustrations underneath other illustrations. This has minimal potential to make the user laugh, no possibility of helping build a coherent article, and mostly the goal of showing that you visited the page. I have given you a day off and hope you will spend some of it reading How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid to understand what we're trying to do here. 14:17 17-Mar-13
That was a colossally bad edit. You have put a link to an eBay auction of a "Hitler mustache," which will become nonfunctional (when the auction ends) much more quickly than, based on past performance, you will visit this site again. My robot Abuse Filter would have nagged you that this site is for your comedy creations rather than a catalog of amusing things found elsewhere, and you blew past it. Finally, you didn't even code the addition correctly. Therefore, I have reverted it.17:17 25-Jun-13