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Ah, right, well I suppose I'd be talking to the reader, but as I mentioned it's temporary filler. I'm reading up on wiki html overlays (I'm used to BBCode on forums) and getting up to speed on the community first/finding Tao/etc. Then I'll make something out of it. Sorry if I've already made a bad first impression. It's partially a reference to The Screwtape letters by C.S. Lewis though, if you happen to be looking for something different to eat.