User talk:Teh pwnerator

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edit Pre-Rendered Welcome!



TLB

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Hello, Teh pwnerator, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, goddammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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edit Care to explain

Your bizarre edit in a forum and editing another userpage? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:20, 13 May 2009 (UTC)


not really... do you? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Teh pwnerator (talk • contribs)

Not really. I am, however, very close to banning you. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
I know, right?! He's all, good edit, revert vandal, good edit, then he's all vandal edit. I was all "What?" and then I was all "Huh?" It was like a rollercoaster of emotions and I was tied to the track. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

thank you for signing my edit for me! I'm still figuring out the different shortcuts, lol. --Teh pwnerator

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:43, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


edit What?

What's your problem, I'm trying to edit the Twitter page. How is that tag-team match not funny?

It is somewhat funny, but it doesn't keep in line with the Twitter page. Find a better spot for it and it might work out. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

edit TOC

Without headings, there really isn't anything much to TOC about. It appears automatically after you have 4 headings. You can also force it with __TOC__, {{TOCright}} or {{TOCleft}}. Or, remove it altogether with __NOTOC__. --T. (talk) 18:18, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you! I'm trying to figure out some of the formatting stuff as I figure out the article -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

edit LOL WTF happened to my user page?

that was exceptionally random vandalism.... maybe it is revenge against my reverts? anyways LOL! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

edit Dont do this

It's not a gem of an image it's a violation of several image policies at once, including cyberbullying.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:35 19 June 2009

ohhhhh.... errr.... oops? uhhh wrong button? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

Just make sure it doesn't happen again. See an image like that put it QVFD. Thanks.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:43 19 June 2009
hmm must have gotten VFP confused with QVFD. the creator is quite the gentleman also, haha. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
I think I'm having fun in this revert war. I have rollback so I'm winning.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:47 19 June 2009
yeah, I figured you'd probably come out as winner, especially since you tend to have the admins on your side. Would you also care to explain what exactly rollback is also? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
A link appears when I click on History/difference, clicking it reverts all the edits of the last person to edit the page. And it's nothing to do with having admins on my side, I'm just reverting a patently obvious vandal.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:53 19 June 2009
I'm just saying that if it got out of hand I figured it would go your way pretty much instantly. And now I realize what you meant by rollback, and yeah it's pretty hard to vandalize when it takes 2 seconds to revert it. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

edit This is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours!

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edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

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edit UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

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edit Yesh

edit Hidden page

Ninjaspinnermedal The Hidden Page Barnstar
I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Teh pwnerator, found. Amazing.

Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 09:12 ...with savings!

which means you found my hidden page. Kool. zh I hate me new sig 12:57 July 27

edit UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:46, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

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edit Thanks!

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edit UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

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edit Thank you from the world of High Art

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edit UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

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edit Hello there

So... You just read and voted on 12 articles at VFD in 5 mins? Um? Care to explain what's going on there? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:58, Aug 28

Hello. I actually read them all, then voted afterwards. I in the future will make sure I read and then immediately vote, so that it does not look like I read 12 articles in 5 minutes. Thank you for the headsup
That's OK, no need to do that... I was just in an accusing mood today apparently. Did look a bit odd so many votes cast so quick, but now I know what's going on it's all good. Enjoy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:01, Aug 28

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edit Hidden page

Here's yours.

Ninjaspinnermedal The Hidden Page Barnstar
I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Teh pwnerator, found. Amazing.

               zh              09:46 September 3

               zh              09:46 September 3

edit Oregon Trail

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edit UnSignpost 4th September

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Cheers

for delivering the Signpost. Very much appreciated. -- intransigent Ape (golf) (Riot Porn) 17:02, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Randomber -57th

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edit Thank you from the trainyards

User:POTR/ITTE Pup

edit That thing you did?

Don't do that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:00, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was a good idea at the time, and it was still pretty funny even though I got banned. I can't believe it stayed up so long. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 15:15, Sep 24

edit UnSignpost September 10/17

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:19, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

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edit UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

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edit I need an Aspirin because of you

Listen... stop being stubborn and subtle. I need to know WHY my article is so bad, WHY you're acting like a stubborn child who just wants to ruin my good experiences, and you need to look over the article and realize the epic win, and then change over to for on VFH, please.-Almost Sir Random Crap

No! I don't need reviews! I've had them twice! I need actual HELP. Nobody's budging though! They keep commenting on it, why don't they do something, damnit! I can't do everything! Please, help.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Fine then, thanks. I guess it's better I edit it. Review ahoy! --Bad Shroom 18:57, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Thank you so much for the suggestions! This is exactly what I needed. Well, I see a bright future for my article, thanks!-Almost Sir Random Crap

edit Hmm

Your comments here... Anything to do with a certain ban you received a short while ago? --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:21, Oct 14

actually it wasn't. Yes, I know you're surprised! But it's actually more from when I look at the block log (it's something I do about once a week) to see the humorous block reasons, and to see who I might need to taunt later, and I've looked at the contributions of the people blocked. that's all. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:24, Oct 14
Mmm, interesting. Don't know whose bans you're referring to in particular, but I'll just say that if you spot one where you think I've been too harsh on someone, or you think they could have been let off with just a word or something, if you mention it friendly-like on my talk page, I'm always ready to reconsider. Or at least explain why I feel justified. (One reason might be something you can't see that I, by the miracle of admin powers, can: deleted edits. They can tell you a whole lot more about some people!) --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:30, Oct 14
I was recently banned for being (Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!). Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop, I tell you.. Is that a just reason? FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:06, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

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edit Teh pwnerator's bee says

Sun bee cave Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:48, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit LOL

Love, WHY do I not know??? and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:35, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

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edit UnSignpost 29-10-2009

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edit Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:03 3 Nov 2009]

edit Hey dude!

You've been active here for several months now, yet we've never talked.. So, "Hi! Thank you for voting for my article on VFH." :) FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:29, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

yum i farted

edit Climate change

You were eager, two months ago, to transform this piece-of-crap article; and I put a tag at the start of it warning users that any changes they made might get walked on. That was then, this is now, nothing has happened, and an AnonIP has just vandalized the article further, with slander against Al Gore (which I always welcome, except that this slander is neither subtle nor funny). Are you going to take custody of the article? Spıke ¬  02:00 13-Dec-09 PS--Too late! mostly to pull a new editor away from plying his "wackey" trade on Global Warming, I have essentially given away your article to him. Spıke ¬  18:59 1-Jan-10

edit UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:06, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost January several-days-agoth

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:11, Jan 18

edit UnSignpost 21th January 2009

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edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

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edit UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.

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edit UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.

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edit UnSignpost 1 May

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:21, 1 May 2010

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:00, 24 June 2010

edit We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway

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edit Your poop spree

Ends now. Take your meds or take some time off. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:45, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

damn it. I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for You Meddling Kids, and that dog jew DOG too -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 15:49, Aug 25

edit The following preview is the only thing standing between you and the feature presentation, bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:51 26 Aug 2010]

edit Your Vote

Whilst everyone is of course entitled to vote, passing a vote on a topic that already has tensions running high and making a comment like that which is both provocative, unfriendly and unfunny is not tolerable. Your vote has been struck as a result - once your 24 hours of... let's call it "alone time" is up, you are of course free to vote again in whatever way you wish, just keep the comments objective or simply don't make any comment at all. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:35, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Review

Thanks for the review and I have to agree on you with most of the points, looking back on it trying to turn it into a Q&A was a bad idea - I think I shall try and stick with the tone I had in the original paragraph about exposing a deep evil (aka babies), upon more thinking I think I feel into that trap of trying to add content without actually thinking of humor after the first section but I'll work on it --Mammon 11:44, September 2, 2010 (UTC)


And I was wrong about it not being in depth. Yes, you have a bright future ahead of you, indeed. Cheers. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 15:45 (UTC)

edit Cunt

Just sayin'... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:57, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit The NoPhone

Thanks for the review! I'll try and make the best improvements I can.--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 06:20, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks. . .

. . .for protecting Warm piss water against the IP onslaught. Have a pint on me. And good to meet you, again maybe but probably for the first time. Tally ho. Her too. Aleister 14:55 8 9

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

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edit Thanks!

You voted in support of antinatalism. The future totalitarian world government will make sure to have you sterilized. Thanks for participating in saving the planet! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:08, 13 September 2010

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edit Read All About It!

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edit Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

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edit The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

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