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Three of the nine members of slipknot take the time to relax after a stressful children's show with a Montecristo or two, and a quick vomit.
You shouldn't really have works in progress on your talk page. Create this page: User:Teh doctor/Slipknot and work on it there. Keeps your talk page clear and helps give a better idea of how the article will look. Have fun! SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 10:26 11 September 2008
thanks. wish me luck!--Teh doctor 08:50, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Good luck and you can delete the bit you have below here now. Also take note of talk formatting (the colons I mean) and also don't forget to sign with tildes (~~~~). SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 11:42 11 September 2008