User talk:Tamerial horror

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{{Oh Dear}} was given by Spıke ¬ 18:14 30-Aug-13

edit Welcome to Uncyclopedia

Spike the Dog (06b)
Spike is a grumpy old dog. You can stroke his fur, or you can be smitten by his stick. It is up to you.

Hello, Tamerial horror, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, and so on.

What you can do

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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke ¬ 19:33 30-Aug-13

edit Vocaloid

Hello and welcome! Unfortunately, your first edit is a casualty, as it was mistaken for vandalism by Newman66, and I can understand why: You are a new user without even a talk page (remedied just now) who made a net deletion of 17,889 characters from this article, including most of the sections and all of the categories, and introduced typos (for example, "cypton" which is sometimes "crypton". If your intention is to take this article in a new direction, a more orderly way to do it is to create a new version at User:Tamerial horror/Vocaloid and, when it is ready, ask trusted other users whether they think it's ready. I hope this helps! Spıke ¬ 18:14 30-Aug-13

They did it again. I'm probably going to revert it again this time. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 18:45, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

SPIKE said that the evil eye is apon me. Well.... Im already evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Tamerial horror (talk) 18:50, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

Evil eyes can even be upon those who are evil. So beware, it is Uncyclopedia! Hahahahaha! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:54, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

edit ____

I think we are all impressed by your userpage. But it is "vandal"and "that's". Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:18, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

I am more impressed by that than by the heading on this section! But I am not impressed by the suggestion on the user page that you were close to being blocked. An ill-advised edit by someone who has registered as an Uncyclopedian, but doesn't yet know better, would not result in a block. Spıke ¬ 19:29 30-Aug-13
PS--As you are now doing stuff the right way, I'll replace the canned Evil Eye welcome with my usual welcome file, which has more details. Spıke ¬ 19:33 30-Aug-13

edit Uncyclopedia is not ...

  • ... a place where you should urge people to vandalize the site (even if it is done in a funny way)
  • ... a place where short, unfinished, vandal articles would be kept
  • ... a place where you do everything just to be funny (we are often serious when it concerns our actions)

Should I continue? If you think that we don't have a sense of humour, you are wrong, we do, but spoiling the main space is still not very good.

Serious analysis of what you wrote:

  1. This may be funny but it I short and has many orthographic errors
  2. This is not encyclopedic
  3. The person who wrote this has not read HTBFNJS
  4. It does not interest a general reader, as he probably does not know who Spike is and even if he does this and this are better representations of your thoughts


Respectfully yours, A.M. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:55, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

edit Please

You were not banned because you were not funny enough, you were banned because of the rules. Your article was vandalism. Sorry. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:10, September 3, 2013 (UTC)

AAA AAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA'A AAAAAAA, AAA AAAA. Tamerial Horror 16:28, September 3, 2013 (UTC)

As a real Beatlemaniac, I will respond to you like this:

Hey Jude lyrics

Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Jude Jude Jude AAAAA! Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na Hey Jude Na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na na-na-naa na-na-na-na. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:23, September 3, 2013 (UTC)

edit Chao

Excuse me, but your new section is really ugly. It is a super-long list; and like most lists, it invites our unskilled, anonymous editors to add unfunny stuff to the end forever, such as what happens in the year 4002, 4003, 4004, and so on. And, incidentally, it is unfunny. Also, if you really needed this to be a list, there are better ways than to code it as separate paragraphs and force your own boldfacing. It would be better and funnier if you would write in complete paragraphs. Spıke ¬ 17:06 3-Sep-13

Separately, your Change History states: I created a whole new section for chaoarren because he's block'd. FYI, being block'd means you cannot edit the encyclopedia for the duration of the block. That includes through proxies. Spıke ¬ 02:11 4-Sep-13

edit You know what?

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Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:32, September 4, 2013 (UTC)

edit Sockpuppet perma-banned

Tamerial Horror is a sockpuppet I escaped into when I was banned for a week for the Wyvern Insendent. Now its just shit nobody cares about Chaoarren (talk) 12:50, September 14, 2013 (UTC)

I do see via Special:Contributions that you two "have never been seen in the same room"--Tamerial horror has no presence here except when you are banned. And its contributions are remarkably similar, and it claimed at one point to be adding a section to an article on your behalf. As it is a sockpuppet account, it is now permanently disabled. Spıke ¬ 13:30 14-Sep-13
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