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good day sir. rape. have a pleasant afternoon. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Aww! I missed it! Please tell me you recorded it! What do you mean you don't now how the video player works? fucking useless! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:28 4 May 2009
Meh, it wasn't that great. More of a quick "wham-bam thank you mamn." No cuddling really. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:33, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Aww but that's the best bit! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:34 4 May 2009
/me sighs...I know...ever since the new job opened up Gerry just hasn't had the time to cuddle anymore. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:37, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
So start an affair already! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:40 4 May 2009
I couldn't do that to Gerry. Not after all he's been through. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:42, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Acording to this conversation at least he's a violent workaholic... oh well, geuss I'll just have to seduce you teh hard way. me enslaves tags. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:43 4 May 2009
AHHHH! HELPPPP!!! GERRY!!!! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:48, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, if you can develope stockholm syndrome once, you can do it again. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:52 4 May 2009
stockholm syndrome!? i've always wanted to go to finland! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:59, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Yay! Finland! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:00 4 May 2009
Stalkhome? Finlan? Aint Stalkhome the economic capital of Burkina Faso? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 02:37, 5 May '09

For Mahm00shA

Helpful Whoring--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg19:15,6May,2009


Howtosandcastle "Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?"

Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Glad you liked it! :D Right now I'll properly get stuck into your Planet Earth article because I'm really exited about that idea. I wish I'd formulated it first. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:27 6 May 2009

Alright I am really excited about it too! Do whatever you feel is necessary! Oh ya and congratz! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:52, 6 May 2009 (UTC)


It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:13,7May,2009

Some questions

Hi there! Thank you for your helpful and informative review. Just a couple quick questions for you. You mentioned the "superpowers" section as the weakest (personally, I think its the strongest) and said that it "doesn't have the right feel". Exactly what do you mean by that, and how could I improve what I already have? Thanks? (By the way, Bonefish is a relatively new high-end casual fish restaurant. It's pretty common where I live in Florida.)--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:59, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Certainly, what I meant was that it doesn't go for everything it can get. The powers are all dealing with food, but I think they should deal with specific trends. You do this with the grill one which was good. I mean there are people that will eat anything just because there is a picture of wheat on the box so they think it is healthy. That is why I like the grill part. Other food trends that specific people will like, such as vegetarians should also be addressed. And maybe some low price item for the falling economy and other various food choices. Does that make sense? The powers should be to reach out to a wider crowd (I am sorry that I am practically repeating myself but I am trying to reword it better). Also, I am sorry about calling you out (kinda) on Bonefish, but you might want to consider choosing a more widely known restaurant. Does that help? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:08, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, it actually does. While I am unable to change anything now due to time constraints, I will be sure to implement changes later. I will then report back to you. Thanks for all your help so far!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:19, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Alright no problem! Let's see we got one review and two responses on my own talk page, and the time it took for me to read it plus shipping and handling...Your total comes out to be $7.50! Do you have your Tagstit's reward zone card with you? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:21, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Damn it, I think that's in my other wallet. Uhh, do you take school ID's? No? How about used Busch Gardens tickets?--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:54, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

planet earth

hey tags, i left you some notes on planet earth here. sorry it took so long, orian babbling on my talk page made me lose sight of the request. i forgot my tagstit's reward zone card, can i use the house card? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:09, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

  • sigh* Sir we need your Tagstit's reward zone card or else we can't give you credit towards your account. And thanks! I will read through them now. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:04, 8 May 2009 (UTC)


You did nothing wrong. Dude was all antagonisin' 'n' shit. Dude caused drama by responding like an arse. IronLung 21:08, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Wah's'is? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:10 8 May 2009
Ya I agree he was acting a bit immature. I just don't want to argue about it anymore so it would be better if he felt like he won.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:02, 11 May 2009 (UTC)


Your article has been Pee'd on. Don't expect me to clean up the mess, though. Saberwolf116 22:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

New sig

Hey, I think it would look nicer if you got rid of the underlined link. To do that, just put <span class="nounderlinelink plainlinks"> at the beginning of your sig code and </span> at the end. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:00, May 11

There we go! I agree it looks much neater. Thanks! Do you like it or no?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:04, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Me likey. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:10, May 11
Sweet thanks!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:14, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Your sig... It's absolute perfection! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:59, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!

Whadda ya think? I'm also kinda fishing for a review too, if it's not too much trouble. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:13 11 May 2009

That was hilarious! I would be glad to give you a review. I will do it by the end of the day if it isn't already done.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:15, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Okies, Socky said it was good too. was just a little uncertain about it for a while, Also I love your new sig, You're old one made you look like such a fanny. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:17 11 May 2009
Thanks! What do you mean it made me look like a fanny?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:18, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh nothing. I just wanted to subtly insult you. If you didn't pick up on it that's insult enough. :P Love you really tags. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:20 11 May 2009
Oh, ouch...way to go and shoot down my self-esteem. And should I mark your review page to reserve it or wait to see if someone else will do it first?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:23, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh please, go ahead. I've asked around, but your the first to respond. Thanks muchly! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:27 11 May 2009
Of course! On another note, Nachlader finished his review on Monkey Lovers if you wanna give that a look.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:34, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah I read that a few days ago, then got distracted by all my shiney new ideas! Butt I do think that what he said was fair, I'll try and sort the article sometime soon. Now get back to my review, slime ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:37 11 May 2009
I'm on it!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:42, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
If you do a good enough job I might actually feed you tonight. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:45 11 May 2009

on the Review

Firstly thanks, obviously. Now, "offies" isn't offices spelt wrongly it's a slang word for "off-liscence" a shop that sells alcohol (makes sense now doesn't it), and UU looked over this so if there are any other misspells then it's his fault. I'm not sure I really got what you were suggesting about the character, you kinda wrote off school teachers as boring characters when, I think, they so rarely are. Then you offered a character that sounded more like an idea for another UnTweet (because they are character driven). And yes I had plans for other untweets (one of them being a secret agent being slightly lax with government information) and hoped that other people would join in, hence the fact I turned it into a namespace -- its got its own catagory and everything! Like you said there's not much that can be done about the white space. Despite the fact you dislked the images I think they're passible and I'm actually really wanting to see how this does on VFH. I'll leave it till morning though and see if I can find some way of making it look more like a twitter page, as Nanch suggested. And I'm so glad you used the word "fresh"! :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:27 11 May 2009

Ya sorry, I didn't mean school teachers were boring at all, I just thought that when you first made this, that was going to be your only Twitter page. So I thought you could've chosen something more lively. Sorry for the confusion. And awesome! You have my vote! And I hope to see this namespace really take off!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:28, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Me too, it'll probably be up tommorow, unless the fact it's not very twitter like becomes a problem. But yeah, you do one, help it get started. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:30 11 May 2009
I call the secret agent!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:31, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Call away. And goodnight. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:33 11 May 2009
Night!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:34, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Ignoring tagstits birtday

...Yeah, what the title says. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:29 12 May 2009

You know by saying that here you are actually acknowledging it. =) So thank you!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   13:43, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
NO U! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:09 12 May 2009


--SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:21, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

I am 5...jerk.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   13:44, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Happy... Thing. You know, people have them. After you've had as many as I have, you tend to forget things. Whatever they are, I'm here to wish you a happy one anyway. Could it be "whore"? People have them, I've had many... Could well be. In the absence of any other spark from my memory, I therefore wish you a happy whore. I think that's right. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:16, May 12
Burp. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:20 12 May 2009
Happy BIRRRRTH - day TOOOO YOOOUUU... Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:49, May 12 15:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks UU and Necro!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:10, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Come on at least I turned up! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:56 12 May 2009

Hello Tagstit

I am indeed a noob... and I require a mentor.Can you adopt me?--Doomlord106 19:53, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Of course! Consider yourself adopted! Be sure to put the {{Adoptee}} template on your user page. If you have any questions feel free to ask me here.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:19, 12 May 2009 (UTC)


Is the guy who reviewed my article your sockpuppet? Or should I put it up again so you can get your review in? Jackofspades (talk) 23:56, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

No that is definitely not my sockpuppet. And yes, if you want a longer more indepth review I am already in the process of creating one. I just completed the humor and concept section. I can stop if that guy with that name gave you a good enough review. If you would like mine, I will finish it by tonight. Just make a new page and I will put it on there!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:13, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Deal, I'll make a new page. That guy didn't really give me anything but "moar joakes." Jackofspades (talk) 02:18, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh...that's not good enough?...I was just gonna put "lolz thats funny" and "NEEDS MOAR BOOBIES!" Because that is all of the assistance I can offer...   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:21, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Damn you're right, the secret ingredient is TITS! Jackofspades (talk) 02:28, 13 May 2009 (UTC)


Twittergraffiti Mr McElroy says thanks!

his blog is teh funnies!

11:44pm May 14th from web

tanks for teh voats!

11:45pm May 14th from web

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:29 14 May 2009

NICE! Your getting features left and right! Well done.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   14:01, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


Thanks a ton for the review. I understand what you mean about the equation going off the page, in fact I shortened it so that it barely fit on my screen, and my dick screen is HUGE. (well for a laptop) I'll definitely work on giving the tutor more personality, I think that's really what was missing from it in the first place. Thanks again. Jackofspades (talk) 16:37, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


Fatdrunkstupid Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:33 18 May 2009

Der Unwehr

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der UnwehrSir Guildensternenstein 21:28, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

You can join, you know, you'll be credited for the articles you've re-written already and stuff, so long as you follow protocol and list them where needed on the "victories" page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:46, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:18, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Oh it's USERNAME again... I thought actually talking about me. Faggot. :'( ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:25 23 May 2009
Aww, I thought it was all sweet and personal until I saw the same request posted on fifty other pages. You didn't even bother to change the name! Just username...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:42, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Pee Review Please

If it is possible, can you review an article of mine (if it hasn't been reviewed already) its an UnBook called In Search of the Lost Whatchamacallit. P.S How do you put stuff on your signiture. I always wonder how you do that. --Iwillkillyou333 02:09, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Right first create the page User:Iwillkillyou333/sig, dump code you liek the look of from other people's sigs and make it yours in what ever way you can. To find other people's sigs look on the edit page and you should see things like {{User:Orian57/sig}} Copy paste the bit between the "{{" and then you'll fine their template page to take code from. Hope that helps. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:04 25 May 2009
Wow sorry didn't see this. Ya if it is still up I'd be happy to review it as soon as I can. Also, Orian did a fine job of explaining how to do your sig, and if you want, I can make you one.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:15, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Sure yo can make me one--Iwillkillyou333 19:21, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Right now for me!

Heya Taggy boy, was wondering what you think of Nursery, it's on VFH at the minute and I'd really like to see it featured before the month is out (or anyway, but if I get this in May then I'll have had the same amount of features this month that I got in the whole of 08, which sounds kind of impressive, even though it isn't). ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:04 25 May 2009

Sure, but what is going on with Planet Earth! Nothing from you yet...NOTHING!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:49, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm busy! It is something I'll put on my to do list. Because I do want to work with you on it. Not sure about doing a series though, you mentioned that somewhere. Having said that I have vague notions that I want to write something using Joshy again. Just to see if I can get away with it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:52 27 May 2009

On that note:

Thanks thank tank!!!

Sticklady I have to thank you all again

Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:52 27 May 2009


I know I'm not the most experienced reviewer or anything, but do you mind if I hit up your article on Oscar the Grouch? Staircase CUNt 16:52, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Ya go for it bud.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:53, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Sweet! IF yuo look at the articles I've reviewed, you may note I've been doing better on the past two or three. Would you mind giving them a look and perhaps giving me some advice on reviewing? I would love that. Staircase CUNt 16:55, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Sure, and your reviews have gotten superb by the way compared to your previous ones. Probably the most helpful thing I can say, is that what separates a good review from a great review, is what you put in to help improve. What I mean by this, is that you can't just say "I liked it because of this that but not these" (even though that is very important too,) but you need to say "this is what you can do to improve this". You need to tell the writer what to add, any ideas you have that could improve it, and what should full on be taken out. Don't worry if the writer doesn't like your ideas or doesn't take anything out, it is your review. He or she asked for your opinion and you need to give all your ideas and opinions. Don't leave anything out. If you didn't like an article, just say you didn't like it. Don't stray from the truth. But also, don't get too mean. Be constructive and have good will behind everything you say. If you say something bad, say something good, even if there isn't much good to say! "Your article was really boring and no one in the right mind can sit and read this all the way through without tearing their eyes out," may be what you think, but probably is better phrased, "I found your article to be a bit dry and hard to read in some parts, but spreading your humor out a bit more and joke-crafting could easily improve this." That is my take. By the way, how is that adopter search going?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:05, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, I haven't been looking that much, but cajek seems cool. Staircase CUNt 17:11, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Ya that is probably a good pick. I didn't mention him on your page only because he hasn't been here for a while and don't know how long it'll be before he leaves again.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:13, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Well, I'll give him a good ol' ask and see what he says. Staircase CUNt 17:13, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, an mate, I did your review for ya. Hope you like it. Staircase CUNt 18:18, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow, splendid review! Nice work and thanks alot for your constructive criticism and tips. One thing though to clarify though. Often times in the show Sesame Street, random letters and numbers will appear and dance around. Then a monster will say something like, "This show was brought to us by the letter H and number 4." So that is what I was refering to, but I can see how one could get confused. As for the other things, I will fix them up right away and put it on VFH. Thanks alot!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:34, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
No prob, dude. I'll be the first to vote! That's probably my best review yet, and the good thing is it was actually on a good article! Staircase CUNt 18:37, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Say, pal, do you know what those gold shower things are? It's something about reveiws and some people have them. That's pretty much all I know. Staircase CUNt 18:53, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
They are awards users give other users in thanks for a pee review. Only a few people do it that I know of.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:57, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
They must be pretty not self centered. Staircase CUNt 18:58, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Ya, I suppose. By the way, it is on VFH if you want to vote!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:00, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Already did. Staircase CUNt 19:01, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks alot bud!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:03, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
hey, no problem. I vote for the good article, ya know? Staircase CUNt 19:04, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Glad to hear you liked it!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:06, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
If you have a unique writing style, it'll show up in your other artice.s I'll go take a look at them. Staircase CUNt 19:12, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Ello there, mate. Just startin up the old conversation again. Staircase CUNt 04:41, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Why good evening good sir. How are things goin down there?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:54, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, goodness me! I forgot to respond! Staircase CUNt 18:26, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, I feel loved...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:29, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I see the message you left on your nomination of Oscar the Grouch. Shouldn't you put that in the comment section? Staircase CUNt 18:31, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Well no because the guy commented above on the pictures and how good they were so I was addressing that directly.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:32, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Ah, I see now. Staircase CUNt 18:34, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Mhm. AND OH NO! ITS TURNING INTO A PYRAMID! I can stop that!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:37, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey! (Part 2)

Phew...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:37, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

You don't like the pyramids? Staircase CUNt 18:37, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
No, they remind me of a certain someone...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:39, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
And why is that? Staircase CUNt 18:40, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
He is Egyptian...pyramids are know...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:41, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
No... Staircase CUNt 18:42, 28 May 2009 (UTC) are your articles going? Got any things goin for ya?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:43, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
No, not really. I'm out of good ideas. I got a review for the UnNews I've been working on recently, and Cajek has been helping me out. That's pretty much what I've been up to as of late. Staircase CUNt 18:47, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm...well you got to get a few features behind you bud!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:49, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
If I get some good ideas, I might be able to. Also, the UnNews I've been working on Cajek thinks can be VFH calliber with a bit more work. Staircase CUNt 18:54, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Ya, but UnNews are always a bit tough to get featured as they are short and generally only a one trick pony. I am not saying yours is like that, I am just saying you should get working on some basic articles. Like on things everyone knows and things that people would commonly look up.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:57, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Ya, I know, but the shortness of the UnNews is what I like about them. I can't seem to come up witha series of related jokes that all work on one subject, so mianspace articles are harder for me to do. As for UnNews, all you need is one or two jokes to sell the article. Staircase CUNt 18:59, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Well thats not necessarily true. My first feature was called Cardboard Box. All it was was an article saying that Cardboard Boxes are the latest military field equipment out at the moment. All jokes were based around that, like there are different modes, variations and that kind of stuff. Long articles usually expand a joke rather than make a whole bunch and try to link them.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:03, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I get what you're saying. I just have to come up with something creative and a good joke, but I'm not that adept in that area. Staircase CUNt 19:09, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...well think of some things you find to be funny or worthy of satire.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:13, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I'll just have to do that. Staircase CUNt 19:16, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
If you need help or anything just ask me. Or if you need concept help on something you want to write about I will tell you what I think. Just write what you know.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:18, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
If you ever have a good idea, but don't have the time to write it or are working on something else etc., you could always give it to me. Staircase CUNt 19:20, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
You could always take a look at User:Tagstit/Idea Dump. Although I plan to write those and won't forgive you if you steal them, you can certainly help out and do a collab.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:22, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Excellent! Thanks for the help, man. Staircase CUNt 19:25, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Of course bud.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:28, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
You may have seen that I moved Milky Way to userspace because it had a NRV tag. I will work on that, but I have to co me up with a creative concept behind it all. Staircase CUNt 19:31, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Milky Way

Getting too long again...hmmm...any starting ideas?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:32, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I was thinking somewhere along the lines of how he was a galaxy that was ridiculed as a child. DOn't know how I would expand on that, though. Staircase CUNt 19:33, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...maybe. Or maybe it could be on the candy, and how people decided to name the galaxy after the candy. Something dumb like that.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:36, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I could make it that way. Well, break time. I have to go for a while, When I get back on I'll send you a message. While I'm gone I'll come up with some good ideas. Also, on Speical:Random I saw AAS. Just read the first couple words and tell me what you think. It needs a rewrite, but I think the concept is amazing. Potential collab? Staircase CUNt 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm back. I believe I could just write a factual style article on the Milky Way Candy bar, but write it as though it is a very expensive gormet dish, such as truffels. How does it sound? Staircase CUNt 21:25, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
First, I like that AAS. The concept is a bit weak due to it being only one joke that is hard to expand, but I think with two people behind it we can make it work. If you want, we can start working on it here User:Tagstit/AAS. Just start the page and give me some general ideas you have in written form. Also, that is a good idea for the milky way candy bar, but make sure you don't make it too bland. Maybe use corney terms like, "out of this world!" and "above and beyond!" the average candy bar. Or maybe, you could make it on the actual Milky Way, and have it bragging about what it has or being jealous about what it doesn't have compared to other galaxies.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:33, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I think we should get started on AAS stat. I like the idea of saying "out of this world" for Milky Way. Staircase CUNt 22:39, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Alright I was thinking though...should the page be called AAS or the Anti-Acroynm Society?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:42, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Let's spell it out completely. Staircase CUNt 22:43, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Or maybe we can even do Anti-Acronym Society (A.A.S) as the title.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:45, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Do anything you want, we could always move it if there's trouble. Staircase CUNt 22:49, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Alright lets get can make it on your userspace or mine, either way is good. Put some of your ideas down.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:51, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I was hoping you could start. Right now I'm working on a rough ideas on my Milky Way article. Staircase CUNt 22:55, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Will do as soon as I can.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:56, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
On Milky Way, I've decided to make the article sort of boasting about how good Milky Way is compared to other candy bars. Does that sound GOod? Oh, I forgot to mention how I'm going split the articles into sections based on certain aspects of a candy bar. Staircase CUNt 23:05, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Awesome! Make sure to use "astronomical" "out of this world" words.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:32, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Can Do. Sorry I tok so long to respond, I had slight delays. Staircase CUNt 23:42, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
No worries! Good luck!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:42, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, pal. Staircase CUNt 00:01, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Digging up dead somethings or Uncovering something or whatever the fuck that saying is?

I just remembered the thing you were saying about a Two Enemies team up to fight a new enemy in a badass sell-out movie thing with like a good guy/bad guy thing in which they must use each other rather than other good guys/bad guys who they won't have to worry about fighting during the process but still coming together at the end to explode the giant asshole guy from nowhere and then put the teamwork behind them to try to kill each other, or whatever you said. Anyways, what were you thinking with that? Any specifics in mind? I been in a madd writer slump and I'm looking for a way to improve my writability and article accountability and stuff. So, yeah. Yeah? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:38,29May,2009

Ya I am up for a collab. I don't know what you said up there (it is hard to read blue for some reason). Lets get a good idea behind us and see what we can do.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:08, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
If it's hard to read blue, click the links and make them purple. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:13,29May,2009 ridiculously simple...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:15, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Are the new colors better? May I fluff your pillow now? Anything else you require, your majesty? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:24,29May,2009
YES! Brainstorm an idea!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:25, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
WRITER'S - SLUMP. That's why I came to you Mr. GREAT_IDEA_MAN. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:29,29May,2009
Hmm...well I don't have any at the top of my head, but I have a few options. A) Look through my idea dump (which is rather small at the moment) and see if any of that in there is good. B)See any of my old articles and see if any of them can be fixed up any better (I have been planning on revamping some of them). C) Come to an agreement on a rewrite. D) Just pick something completely new.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:35, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
/butting in I also have an idea dump. Feel free to dig around in there. Look out for rats.   Le Cejak <2:38 May 29, 2009>
I also have an idea dump, but it's not sufficient enough for a whole page. It only consists of two articles: a re-write of Homestar Runner done in the style of the site, and High School Musical which involves the article randomly breaking into song. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:57,29May,2009
I like that High School Musical one!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:00, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Me too, but I'm not very musically inclined, so I'm not sure how to pull this off. !!!
Well three things. First, it should be in very formal and only slightly enthusiastic tone, so that when we finally burst the article into song, it comes off much funnier. Second, NO Zach Effron is gay crap. People may hate him or think he is a fag but that joke is overused. Finally, pics by Sonje...end of story.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm gone for boy scouts and this is what happens? Gah! Staircase CUNt 04:19, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Boy scouts huh?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   04:42, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes. I am an active member of BSA. Staircase CUNt 05:02, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
I use to be a boy scout, good times--Iwillkillyou333 05:04, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
It's quite handy. Staircase CUNt 05:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Back to the task at hand, how do you think the breakin into song should be handled? Do we make up a song, but have it go with the hooray for everybody thing, ya know what I mean my, um, I don't know where you're from, so my ______ homie? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 16:53,29May,2009
Also, I'm a member of the BSers, but not the Boy Scouts. HAHAHA! Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 16:55,29May,2009
Hey, Chedds. I was coming by to tell Tags here I'm almost done with my Milky Way article. But, we haven't talked in a while anyway. Staircase CUNt 17:00, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Another one? Damn, you already lapped me, and I've been here a good three and a half months (and 1 feature, at this rate Ill have at least 3 by 2010.) Just so you know, I'm nomming you for NotM in June. Nobody else even try, this one's mine. Winners(ish) such as myslef know what it takes. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:43,29May,2009
Really? Thanks! I feel so appreciated. What do you think of my article so far? Staircase CUNt 17:46, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Not bad. For some reason the tone doesn't feel quite right to me, but the whole "Snickers can kiss my ass" thing is funny. Also, I love Milky Ways. You may want to add something about Milky Way Midnights, seeing as they arre even better than regular Milky Ways. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:18,29May,2009
And Taggy, join the damn Der Unwehr already! (Guildy made me do it) Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:22,29May,2009
I might be able to cram that in. Staircase CUNt 20:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

New section for Cheddar and Steps

Hey Stairs! Sorry to get back to you so late. On first glance I thought the article was pretty good but some of the wording could be improved I think. Cheddar, for the High School Musical, I think the songs should start off classic feel good songs, but then the get stranger and stranger. Like maybe talk about how in the article they are trying to send messages to kids through happy songs. I don't know just a few ideas...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   22:18, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad you like the idea. I think when I move it to mainspace I'll make it a why? article. Anyhow, where the hell have you been? Staircase CUNt 22:24, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh here and there. Gonna be gone for a while again...gots arrangements with the girl.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:08, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Dammit, Tags! What am I supposed to do when you're gone? Staircase CUNt 23:13, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Go to your adopter for help. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:27,29May,2009
I don't think he's on right now. Staircase CUNt 23:35, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
You COULLLD always work on AAS!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   00:05, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Excellent idea! Also I just nominated an article on VFH. GO ahead and give it a vote. Staircase CUNt 00:11, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...will do. Gotta read it first. I was excited because at first I thought it was your own...oh well. You will get there soon.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   00:18, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm working on an UnNews now, called UnNews:Sub-par apocalypse disappoints many. I haven't saved it yet, though. Staircase CUNt 00:20, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmm, maybe Satan should be interviewed...Ya I really don't know what happened. I fired up the annihilator machine and it seemed to be running fine for the most part but somewhere along the line a bolt got loose or something. I have people working on it now. You know, looking back on it I am not really THAT disappointed, I mean, a kid died...and I think his mother saw. So it wasn't a complete waste of time.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   00:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Actualy, I was planning on interviewing God. Staircase CUNt 00:35, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Eye Candy

Hey Tagstit, you ever going to finish that eye candy article of yours. If you like I can help you with it. --Iwillkillyou333 05:18, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh ya help out all you can bud!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:18, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, I'll Be glad to. By the way, I think you can fix the mistake you made on the review by going to the history and undoing it and saving the page. That would probaly fix it.--Iwillkillyou333 04:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
No it blanked it! I got so pissed dude! The review was freaking massive! Best one I have ever done and I hit a wrong button.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:25, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I know how you feel, that happend to me before, felt like destroing mu computer. So Annoying.--Iwillkillyou333 16:41, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
That happened to me with an UnNews. I had to rewrite the whole thing. Staircase CUNt 16:43, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
AT least that was short.--Iwillkillyou333 16:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, it was pretty easy to rewwrite. But still, it was quite frustrating. Staircase CUNt 16:50, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Anyhow, tagstit i did manage to get a portion of the review from the history, not alot though. I didnt read it though.--Iwillkillyou333 02:17, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I am recovering from the frustration, and will probably redo it (it will be much shorter and condensed) tomorow or the next day if it is still up. Again I apologize.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:52, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Apology Accepted--Iwillkillyou333 17:58, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

BAck to le Business

So what are we doing about this High School Musical thing? How are we gonna write it, and what about exactly? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:21,31May,2009

Just a general article on High School Musical I say. Two ENTIRELY different tones. Maybe one discussing a deep and moving plot line (obviously absent in the real things) but every once in a while there are songs and happyness.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:51, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Do I have to actually watch HSM again? I saw it once and it was torture. I can do the deep and moving tone okay, but I'm not confident in my ability to jump into creepily happy singing. And what would it be singing about? the movie, or article, or what? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 16:58,31May,2009
Random happyness and feel good stuff...I can take care of all that.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:55, 31 May 2009 (UTC)


Hi there! Just curious if you would be willing to participate in a rewrite of A with me. I've already deleted everything was there (It was pretty much just a clone of AAAAAAA!) and written a little bit that should give you a vague idea for what I want to do with the concept. Thanks!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 03:16, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

You mind if I help? Maybe? Staircase CUNt 03:17, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
No problem with me, as long as you stick with the concept.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 03:23, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Ok, I'll check it out and if I do anything you don't like go ahead and revert it. Staircase CUNt 03:27, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Alright! I would be happy to pitch in! Let me know if you need anything specific, but if not, I will dive right in!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   04:04, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Tags! You're here! Staircase CUNt 04:05, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I am here. I will be on for a while now and will be able to answer pretty frequently.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:49, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Sweet. might not be on for that much longer though, it is nearing eleven and my dad will probably kick me into bed soon. Staircase CUNt 05:55, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Ouch...that sounds rather painful, mine used to just point a shotgun at me and motion me to the bed. Not really painful but life-threatening nonetheless.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:00, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Sometimes he puts a sack over my head and drags me to bed when I'm reluctant. Serious case of rug burn. Staircase CUNt 06:01, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh you say sack...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:04, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Potato sack. Staircase CUNt 06:12, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Now...when you say potato...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:13, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
The plant. Staircase CUNt 06:26, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...interesting. By the way, I have been thinking on that AAS thing for a while, but have decided that it might become terribly hard to stretch the joke out to an entire article. Maybe we should pick an easier topic, like a rewrite or something of a more commonly known and looked up thing.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:29, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I've thought the same thing. I've gone to the article and have been sitting there thinking "what to do, what to do" for minutes on end. Staircase CUNt 06:38, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Maaybe...something on potato sack races!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:40, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
We could also add three-legged races in there. Staircase CUNt 06:41, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Ya all like Olympic events! With brutal training and practices of major atheletes!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:43, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Genuine. Also, my dad didn't kick me into bed, he just told me to. However, little did he know I have a laptop I keep secret in my room. HAHAHAH!Staircase CUNt 06:45, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Alright cool! I really like this idea! We must make it extremely encyclopedic though so it is funnier. I will start working on it here.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:47, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Right. I have to go off for a bit, ntil my dad goes to bed, then I can get back on. Staircase CUNt 06:51, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Alright no problem! I am outlining it right now and making an intro.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:57, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

My dad went to bed later than I thought. Staircase CUNt 08:04, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

How do you like it so far?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:16, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, it's a good idea, but I think, unless we all dicuss this with eachother, we'll have several problems while diting with concepts. We may not like one, but one may ike it etc. etc. Actally, probably not, but I'm just a little careful after last night. Staircase CUNt 16:19, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...well I for one think the concept is really good and I have many sections that I think will turn up great! How bout I will finish it and then get it peed on and we will take it from there.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:23, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Sounds good. I'm working on a review right now, actually. Staircase CUNt 16:24, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Okay, so I went to bed and awoke from unpleasant dreams and found myself to be a monstrous vermin thins gigantic conversation. What did I miss?--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 16:26, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh nothing much...some dads beat some kids up. More importantly Staircase and I found a good idea for an article Potato Sack Races. Do you think it is any good so far?? And also, for your article, I thought it was really clever concept wise and reminded me of Hydrogen for some reason.   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:30, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I wonder why that is... Staircase CUNt 16:31, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
While I like the concept of it, I think that your Potato Sack Races article should be more encyclopedic in tone than it is now. I usually base my articles off a Wikipedia article with the "look" I'm going for (i.e., I tried to make Hydrogen as close to wikipedia's article on the same subject as I possibly could.) As for this, I would look at Wikipedia's articles on sports from the Olympics and base the tone/templates/overall "feel" of the article with that of Wikipedia. Was that any help.?--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 16:44, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
It's a damn good idea! Why didn't I think of that!? Staircase CUNt 16:46, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm...interesting. Thanks for the tips!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:50, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
We could use this. We should also look up potato sack racing to see how that is as well. Staircase CUNt 16:52, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I did, it isn't too great on Wikipedia...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:19, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Blast. I ahte it when Wikipedia doesn't inform well. Staircase CUNt 17:19, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm...isn't that all the time?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:21, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Pretty much. That's why I hate wikipedia. And man, that article is horrible. Staircase CUNt 17:24, 31 May 2009 (UTC)


Hey Tags, welcome to the hall of shame! You seem to be talking to lots of people... who else has three or more features that's not on the list?   Le Cejak <20:15 May 31, 2009>

Me! I wish. Staircase CUNt 20:16, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I have nine! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:17 31 May 2009
I... I... I don't have any. WWAAAA!!! Staircase CUNt 20:18, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Orian... aren't you on the list?? STEPS: It WILL happen!   Le Cejak <20:19 May 31, 2009>
Well go write soem then, Like I said I'm sure your on to something with that vampire one (with a title like tat it can't possibly fail) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:20 31 May 2009
Yeah, I was just boasting needlessly. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:20 31 May 2009
I'll do that. But right now I'm working on an UnNews. Staircase CUNt 20:22, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Indenting: one more colon than teh person you are replying to. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:24 31 May 2009
Orian would be great for your vampire article! It's first person, so yeah... Orian: For shame! If someone with 10.7 features were here, he would have something to say!   Le Cejak <20:24 May 31, 2009>
Er, I don't get it... Staircase CUNt 20:26, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Orian was saying he has 9 features, and I... nevermind.   Le Cejak <20:28 May 31, 2009>
I shall never mind anything ever again. Staircase CUNt 20:30, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
You've got 37 and half. nobody that I saw has 10.7. I'm confused. and there's nothing wrong with first person. Specially my recent stuff. Loads of people like it. Though I am wanting to try something different, but if Steps wants helps I'd be happy to. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:34 31 May 2009
Help is something I would like. Staircase CUNt 20:35, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Well hello Cajek, Orian57, and Staircase. First of all, I don't know anyone that has three or more features without being on the Hall of Shame but thanks for the warm welcome! Also, Stairs I think Potato Sack Racing has a great concept behind it and we will get a feature there if we work towards it!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:39, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Excellent. Once we finish that up, I would like to give a little bit of a touch up to UnBooks:Grandma's House. It is hilarious, but needs more images and some formatting. Staircase CUNt 21:41, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I made a smidgeon edit. I hope you like the idea I'm going with on it. Staircase CUNt 23:59, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
You guys have a bunch of feaures, I don't have any, I'm so jealous--Iwillkillyou333 00:19, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey, bro, you're with me. I have none. Nada. Zero. Staircase CUNt 00:21, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
You guys should collab with each other! Keep writing and don't give up!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   00:25, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
I just need some ideas. Pereferably UnNews. Staircase CUNt 00:26, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Cool.--Iwillkillyou333 00:51, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
If you have any, you know who to call... Staircase CUNt 00:59, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Ghostbusters! haha. yeah same here--Iwillkillyou333 01:42, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Cajek has a good idea dump, but not really good UnNewses. Staircase CUNt 01:46, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

For Stairs and I's Collab


Bothering users? I'd love one!   Le Cejak <6:05 Jun 01, 2009> I'm sorry, go back to whatever it was you were doing: I-- I'm sorry.   Le Cejak <6:12 Jun 01, 2009>


One liners? I'd love one!   Le Cejak <4:09 Jun 01, 2009> Huh? Staircase CUNt 04:11, 1 June 2009 (UTC) I don't get it   Le Cejak <4:14 Jun 01, 2009>
Neither do I. Staircase CUNt 04:15, 1 June 2009 (UTC) Distraction! Non sequitur.   Le Cejak <4:19 Jun 01, 2009>
VeryNon sequitur. Staircase CUNt 04:21, 1 June 2009 (UTC) Oh man, I'm thirsty. I could go for a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice right now.   Le Cejak <4:27 Jun 01, 2009>
I could go for some cocaine. Staircase CUNt 04:30, 1 June 2009 (UTC) God, you're reading my mind! Cocaine and a little cancer porn would be great right now!   Le Cejak <4:32 Jun 01, 2009>
Well hot piss! I love cancer porn! Staircase CUNt 04:34, 1 June 2009 (UTC) Yeah, and then we can talk about Jesus!   Le Cejak <4:37 Jun 01, 2009>
Jesus is my neighbor. I saw him watering his lawn. Staircase CUNt 04:43, 1 June 2009 (UTC) Did you show Jesus those pictures I took of him? Those were between us man!   Le Cejak <4:49 Jun 01, 2009>
I had, uh, no idea... Staircase CUNt 04:54, 1 June 2009 (UTC) I win the one-liner off! VICTORY!   Le Cejak <4:55 Jun 01, 2009>
I am depressed, and udderly appaled with myself. Staircase CUNt 04:56, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright, I think you may be getting the wrong idea here. My take is having the Potato Sack Racing sport be an actual event kids like and want to participate in. Not one they are being forced into. We shouldn't stray too much from that theme. When we start getting into World War II referrences it starts getting random and non-encyclopedic. I am thinking of adding two more sections (after completing the practice one) about the equipment being specialized potato sacks, and the pro level.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:03, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll revert. Staircase CUNt 03:06, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
No keep it, like that one paragraph, watch the changes I do and try to follow that sort of tone for the remainder of the article.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:10, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Well you'll have to restore it. Like I said before, I'm not so much of a regular article person, mostly UnNews. Staircase CUNt 03:14, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry bud! I am trying to help your writing and get a few features behind you. Pay attention to the concept I am trying to stick to in my next edit which will replace your current paragraph, but stick to some of the ideas.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Right. Staircase CUNt 03:23, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
What's that mean? And done.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:26, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Not right in a sarcastic tone, but like right as in "roger that". I saw the paragprah, I see what you're going at. However, this tone to me doesn't seem... funny. You know, the concept is there, but we need some jokes. Staircase CUNt 03:28, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Well I am not a big fan of one-liners as they seem like a quick attempt at humor. I am more of a concept guy and think articles are funnier sticking to a concept that is amusing throughout.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:31, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Ya, I see what you're going at. And eveidently, it works pretty damn well. I'll try to catch on. Staircase CUNt 03:57, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Did you see Cajek's and I's messages for you? Staircase CUNt 05:48, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Sadly...yes.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:51, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Haha. Did you see the paragraph I added? Staircase CUNt 05:52, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Yes! Very nice. Just made it a bit more readable and switched some wording for consistency. Good improvements though!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:58, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok, I will try to make it like that. Also, did you get my message on the talk page? Staircase CUNt 06:40, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Yup I will know if you ever put anything on there.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:41, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok. We don't need to do that right now, but definitel before the article is finished. Staircase CUNt 06:44, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Also, you may have noticed that I have started the equipment section. I changed the name to equipment and abilities, though, to go with the content I wrote. Feel free to change anything around. Staircase CUNt 07:48, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey Tags. Today has been one hell of a day for me. Staircase CUNt 02:54, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh hey there kiddo, take a seat on my lap and tell me whats on yer mind?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:56, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok ok ok. So you know how Zim and I were having theat UnNews dramathon? Well I got banned for it. Ya for two hours. Then everybody was all talking but I couldn't edit. Also, if you haven't noticed, I've been nommed for NotM and RotM. That's pretty much it. Staircase CUNt 03:01, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm interesting. Some ups and some downs. Well, I will surely vote on those two pages in the near future and most likely for you. Also, don't worry about any of the banning stuff. It will all blow over soon enough and you won't even remember it. I haven't been banned, well seriously banned, but I know lots of people has and its nothing to worry about. On another note, I changed some things around on do you like it?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:04, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll give it a read. Staircase CUNt 03:05, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
It's good, I kinda liked mine better (no offense) though. I don't really like having the anything besides potato sacks banned... but the Nascar approach and the UltraHopper paragraph is excellent. I think professional athletes chould be able to use custom sacks, but we should keep the idea of having the gel from the Ultra Hoppers resulting in immediate DQ. But if we do decide to keep it where everything but potatos are banned, we should mention that at normal parties anything is used. Staircase CUNt 03:15, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Think about it though...all sports have silly specifications that may seem silly to us, but to them is EXTREMELY important. I still need to work on tone to make it seem like they are more anal about it being strictly potato sacks. You get what I am saying?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:19, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Ya ok. So we'll have anything that is organized very persnickety about what you can and can't use, especially Ultra hoppers. I think regular potato sacks should be able to have the inserts for the sneaky ones out there. However, like I said before, we should mention, I don't know before or after the rules part, that regular people use things beside potato sacks. Staircase CUNt 03:23, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm..maybe...but remember, keep it encyclopedic and brief. Maybe say it is a disgrace to the sport when people do that.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:35, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll do my best. Also, instead of making it on the actual article, I'm thinking about making a Drafting page for the article where we can both put down our versions of things. I'll make the paragraph there. Staircase CUNt 03:37, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Alright, I will copy and paste it when your done and make changes for tone!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:38, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
If we leave it the way it is, I wouldn't know to put it before or after. but the good thing is you'll change it. Staircase CUNt 03:56, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Haha thats what I am here for!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   04:04, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Sweet. I'm glad I finally did a decent job. Staircase CUNt 04:08, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
At what?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   04:19, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
At writing a blurb on this article. All the other ones were ok, but you mostly redid them. Apparently you like this one more, though. Staircase CUNt 04:21, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Mhm I am seeing great improvements in your writing!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   04:26, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Maybe soon I will be able to write an article that isn't an UnNews! Staircase CUNt 04:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
We can all dream...    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   05:09, 2 June 2009 (UTC)


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